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The highest honor you can give a youtuber is to watch their video while eating food. I will settle for coffee or while on the toilet.
How I'd OBLITERATE The Blue Freaks AGAIN
The Blue Freaks of Avatar are back and Jake Sully the Terrorist Cell leader is taking innocent Human Lives. You have been recommissioned as a Blue freak and put into an Elite Counter Terror Unit to Kill or Capture Infamous Terrorist Jake Sully. Do you accept this mission?
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How I'd PROPERLY Defend Winterfell
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Game of Thrones Battle of Winterfell was a abysmal plan and execution. The defensive tactics and formation brings into question the mental state and ability of House Targaryen, House Stark, and all involved. This is my formal inquiry into what happened and what could have happened to improve the chances of success, maximize causalities on the army of the Night King, and reduce casualties of the...
Agent Kruger: The Immortal South African Mercenary
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Agent Kruger of Elysium is one of my favorite antagonists. A rich blend of history and culture paired with the lethality of modern tech. At 184 years old Kruger is a force to be reckoned with and its a miracle that Matt Damon even won. T-shirt from here: www.bunkerbranding.com/products/oryx-group-t-shirt?variant=44836036378755
How I’d OBLITERATE The Blue Freaks From Avatar
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The Na'vi from Avatar are in the way of my shareholders value. I don't care how cool their way of life is. Riding a dragon with your cat girlfriend while yeeting arrows from a giant bow sounds enticing, but not enticing enough to not get my shareholders that third yacht.
How I'd PROPERLY Defend Helm's Deep
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Ideally I would have a few gun teams consisting of MG-42's or 240 Bravos, but I'm trying to keep to the rules of Lord of the Rings nerds
If Fish Can Read, It Leads to Nuclear War
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If a Fish on the low end of the spectrum as far as intelligence goes can read and comprehend the English language what does that mean for mankind?
I got to season 7 and lost complete interest so I stopped watching. Something about a dragons fire breath leaving trenches in the ground was retarded.
Soooooooo.........what killed Aaron in the bathroom?
Someone gotta edit Klendathu Drop into the Landing Scene!!!
Avatar is right up there with mobile suit gundam and attack on titan as my "tell me who you side with and I'll let you know if I can tolerate your presence" list of media. Each side presented and commonly considered to the the good guys are in-lore complete fucking monsters but because the media "codes" them as "fascist" then suddenly "yes i'd like to castrate myself for my enemy, doom billions of humans to death for a girl and be exploited as slave labour for a bunch of people that hate me for having psychic powers"
What if instead of the whale goo being the juice of immortality how about something more useful. Like the whale goo is not thy but one of biological materials in creating a real genesis bomb to creat a habitual world in another system for humans to live. Nuance Cameron, actual nuance, do you have it!? No he don’t!
14:31 Richard Sharpe series - Bernard Cornwell. Same guy who wrote The Last Kingdom which got 5 or 6 seasons and a movie on Netflix.
Humanity is fucking based and we should always conquer/destroy aliens.
The rohirim are a tribal society, putting up that much stone in such a defensible location was probably already amoung the biggest tasks such a civilization could undertake. I cant imagine they had many siege engineers there when they did it.
#TeamHuman.... that is the first time I have ever used a pound sign as a "hash tag", and I feel dirty...
Just cause they walk on 2 legs doesn't mean there human...colonizing is good but multiculturalism is bad...so u know what that means ...
Why does UA-cam keep wanting me to watch Human Supremacist Comedy?
OK, can we all agree that we can put out Geneva checklist?
what watch are u wearing
Maybe the floating rocks were in the way.
Ok but how would you fight a group of nephilim?
i feel like James Cameron wasn't happy with how too many people were supporting the humans in avatr 1 so in avatar 2, instead of humanity's lifeline, he made it about a whaling industry whose goal is not to serve humanity but o serve the rich and their desire for immortality.
"I had a choice, Lord Commander: betray you or betray the Night's Watch. You brought an army of wildlings into our lands. An army of murderers and raiders. If I had to do it all over knowing where I'd end up, I pray I'd make the right choice again." Video idea about how you would have overthrown john snow 😂
Are we the bad guys for wanting to escape extinction? The strong eats the weak, it's the law of the nature. The blue apes should understand it better than us and try to cooperate in order to prevent spill of blood.
For the humanity and for the Omnisiah. We are born to inherit the stars. From the weakness of the mind Omnisiah save us. From the lies of the Antipath circuit preserve us. From the rage of the Beast iron protect us. From the temptations of the Fleshlord silica cleanse us. From the ravages of the Destroyer anima shield us. From this rotting cage of biomatter Machine God set us free. All hail the Space King, and remember 🅱️e positive.
A genome-tailored virus strike. Would be technologically easier than making a human/alien hybrid clone.
Humanity first!
I'm like a week late, y/t is hiding things.
Human rights are important but everyone forgets the “human” part of it. If it ain’t human, they don’t get our rights. Humanity first!
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Avatar 3 : The Clones Wars
6:20 Anyone know the name of this backround Music?
17:25 An entire whale's worth would be $335,272,000. I did a lot of math and a lot of weird searches to get this answer
why is the nuclear option always the last option? this isn't an anime!!! throw your strongest attack first... and if they survive, throw again
damn bro rad vid
Twitter is mad lol 💀
Humanity First!
ftr dont ask skynet anything to do with math, its built to say whatever bullshit sounds like an answer, not actually give you a correct one
Sully clapped blue cheeks
HUMANITY FIRST!!!!
Definitely would’ve been better if there was more complexity. It would make sense if the dude in charge or organization or something understood that the aliens are just defending themselves and resources while humanity is back there on earth dying and struggling. It would also make it make sense on why humanity doesn’t just create space aids for the navi or something
HUMANITY FIRST! NOW AND ALWAYS!
Stop using the imperial system, especially in the year 2168 😂 🤡
9:02 im actually building my ork army while binging your vids.
God damn, what's that intro music?
I am surprised there is not a big thing of some guy making a bunch of himself, modifying then however he wants.
Yea hes racist
The video by burialgoods titled Blue aliens GTFO. Is how I feel about blue aliens.
Ditches. You just need ditches.
Might as well answer why the RDA didn't do all the more militaristic stuff you've said. They're limited by the UN. They scanned their ships before they left for Pandora to not have any heavy weapons because they had a few braincells and realized if they need "security" they shouldn't need genocide capable weaponry.
Some liberal out there: stop the genocide, blue lives matter! Wait.... alien lives matter!
There is a reason why stellaris runs will always lead to a xenophobe run, we cannot sustain both the population between two or more species unless they are slaves or dead for the sake of optimization which is reasonable.
*Slowly begins playing Warhammer theme*
dead dragon doesnt get tired but would fly slower it has holes and stuff in wings
He who allows the xeno live shares in its crime of existence Praise the omnisaiah
considering that most lifeforms need sunlight either directly or indirectly, another way mankind could have won (not only against navi, but against most ground-based non-phongic lifeform of pandora at once) would have been as simple as producing some relatively thin umbrella big enough to cause a shadow on pandora (and using some trigonometry with the sun and stuff, you could actually make it much smaller than the diameter of the astral body you wanna plunge in shadow by making the said umbrela closer to the source of light. in the same way as if you put your finger close to a lamp, it project a shadow against the wall that is significantly bigger than said finger) this method would have required absolutely zero direct combat, zero shot fired, zero weaponry, and not even a particularly sharp understanding of pandora's geography or ecosystem. just go build a giant space umbrella (i believe a scy fy mankind who can travel at more than 70% the speed of light can probably make a giant umbrella in space and synchronise it's orbit rate with that of the astral body you wanna cover) and then wait for few years , to give time to every single photosynthesis plant to fail, causing a cascade-effect of ecological failure. and then, in this world now almost dead and plunged in darkness, you can peacefully disembarq and start to work (and if anything hostile remain, darkness mean that mankind's night-vision devices gonna give a clear edge)