Відео

This man should have been President of the USA because all the other Presidents from the past 40 years have been real lying money grabbing lying bastards

Nobody cares about your children! That’s why they’re YOUR children!! Bullseye!! 🎯

Thankfully, the population is on the decline!

Oh yeah we're not too far from being a big gaseous stinking ball of shit

You damn right pumping out a unit

3:07- I wouldn’t laugh at that if I was in the audience.

"they have no future"

😂😂😂

I would not mind being in a coma until September next year...

How is 0:51 not a meme?

I wanna be 100 years old showing this to my great grandchildren.

Every day i wakeup i am a little closer to george. And im not talking about death.

Parents are little kids too, they gets their feelings hurt if nobody likes their child. Like owning a child gives you some sort of higher moral standard.

The last few years were his best. The grumpy old man attitude was better than everything that came before

This world needs George Carlin

You uploaded this a month before he died. Did you know that he was gonna die, or did you edit the title with “RIP” afterwards?

He’d probably puke in his mouth on how nowadays is with their stupid bullshit

Oh, God. I remember my Mom and Dad telling me about a home video that Mom's sister insisted on showing them. It was her sister's little grandson doing stuff. Just stuff, like playing with toys or falling down or eating breakfast. You know, stuff. Mom said it was interesting for the first 30 seconds or so, and then got massively boring, but Mom and Dad were polite, so they had to keep awake through the whole snooze fest.

George is SO RIGHT- nobody CARES about your f$^##g CHILDREN- BLA BLA BLA, SHUT THE F#=K UP -

Part of what makes this so funny is that Mr. Conductor is telling the truth about kids and he doesn’t care what anybody has to say about it. Also, George Carlin has a daughter, and he still isn’t afraid to speak the truth about kids. 😂

"pumping out a unit" "like an assembly line, like a factory" and the funny onomatopoeias, George Carlin was the ultimate comedian, and the more hair he lost the funnier and more brutally honest he got.

Iam smitten for Carol Ann Quinlan. Got one tube for the feeding and another for the shiting. Peace.

George is sorely missed

1:45 must be all the steroids and shit

@3:10 its already beginning

And here we are with a society of soft kids…… they couldn’t just leave them the fuck alone!!!!! These little gargoyles are grown up now with mental problems

If someone said those things today people would throw a fit. Especially since the right is constantly promoting the "American christian values of having 50 babies to keep the economy" 🤮

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You wanna tell me about yer kids?? I DON'T .. GIVE.. A FUCK. 😆

As amazing as he was, it’s definitely a blessing for him that he passed away when he did. He would definitely be overwhelmingly infuriated with today’s society. However he’d have no shortage of things to complain about.

He is right it's all bullshit folks and it's bad for ya 😂

RIP LEGEND

I knew a bitch like that, pregnant every year, milking them for welfare or whatever, total dog.

He's right having a child these days is not a beautiful thing wonderful or anything else like that it's absurd that people do not think about 50 years from now as to what that kid is going to be eating or doing. The Earth can only stand so much of this b*******

Someone tells this old phukk to shut up a bit ? Oh wait …

If he was alive today hed be on stage pointing at us telling us “ i told you so” laughing his ass off. But you know what hes doing rn. Hes flipped over in his casket to show his ass to the world because thats what they are making themselves. Asses

I remember a work colleague of mine was showing photos of her daughter`s new baby. All the women where in raptures saying how cute etc. I came along and gave a brief look at said photos and remarked, "Oh, a baby Homo sapien". I`m sure many of them thought I said a baby homosexual according to the looks I received.

RIP George.

He was right so far this world is turning into a big ball of shit 😂

😂dude people like him need some happiness in their life

george they didnt (and dont) have a clue RIP

"These little gargoyles, that they let loose from their loins..."

It's now 2023. You have no idea, George. OMG... I so wish you were here! Jesus Fucking Christ!

You know you tell them no and they hear yes 🙌🏿

What if you were in a “coma” and you can only use your eyes to talk oh my I’ve seen it and it hurts and I ran so far away and cried

Has it been 40 years yet?

We wouldn't have Sébastien Bach or Albert Einstein.

We have one kid. I can’t imagine having more

He was so right.

“Look at that noggin! That large gargantuan cranium. He’s gonna go cry on his big fat pillow”