Відео

''When the cable is on the fritz, Magneto gets angry. When Magneto gets angry, he smashes your gas station. When magneto smashes your gas station, you are a station attendant out of work. When you are a gas station attendant out of work, Magneto gets angry. And when Magneto gets angry, he does a year traffic study at the entrance of the cape Fear bridge. Don't let Magneto do a traffic study on the cape fear bridge. Tell Magneto to get rid of cable and upgrade to outdated Direct-TV. For Magneto has the power to turn smelly spam canes against humanity, and that echoing sound shell bring fear unto their hearts.'' 😂 Joking!

So what does the Big M have against the FF in the first place?

I love how he talks to a person, leaves the are, but doesn't stop the sentences he was talking through before. 😂

He's like an alternative evolution for Magneton. He just saying his name in third person.

My man, you came to gas station. You consciously decided to ruin that poor clerk’s day.

Magneto doesn't need gas and has a flying car but apparently he is unable to read a maps or use pronouns like "I".

Did the person, or people, in the white pickup truck survive?

"You witless young fool! Do you not see this plunging neckline?!"

Magneto in the future: My vehicle is not needed for an expensive battery replacement.

i didn't know elon musk was on this show

EV: Electromagnetic Vehicle 😂

Magneto, Sovereign Citizen

I wish I had the confidence of Magneto.

So Magneto was the original “Karen”?

This is like the third Magneto video I've come across and this man is an absolute menace lmao. It's like someone combined a bitter narcissist with a learning disability and set him loose with powers.

This is the most over the top and ridiculous character in TV history. The self dialogue is straight out of the comics.

Average Tesla user.

Best part is after his rant he still leaves not knowing where to go.

Villains don't talk like this anymore.

Gas man: You better get some gas. Magneto: You doubt my power?

I so want to go on a road trip with Magneto

Dude in the white truck catching strays just because some gas station attendant mouthed off to Magneto

Nah, he is not hitting anything; he is just going senile.

Video Description: the writers pad the run time.

... That... That... That isn't Magneto. That is Captain Murphey on a coke binge.

This is even funnier if you consider Magneto as a rambling old man walking around muttering to himself.

When tf the MF Doom song start

I don't think Xavier would be friends with this version of Eric

None of this makes a little bit of sense at all.

This cartoon really was made for the kids back then

Man he complains about EVERYTHING 😂😂😂

1:00 then why did you stopped at the gas station?!?

😂😂😂😂😂😂

He never got the directions to the Baxter building btw. He just went on a rant and flew off.

Magneto smash just like Reagan.

NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!!! - he said calmly

Tesla owners be like.

With all the ego and third Person speaking this feels less like Magneto and more like early days Doctor Doom

… then why did he stop at a gas station to begin with? Also why didn’t the attendant question the lack of tires?

"...must be DESTROYED!" *Lightly tosses the sign two feet to the right*

They sure made Magneto a cantankerous senile old geezer in this cartoon.

0:15 Tesla owners be like

The "Wooden Gun" episode is also hilarious

This magneto is different

To mutants everywhere: Do you really want someone like him running your country?

Magneto sure showed that No Parking sign.

Love how the guy says it needs gas, it doesn't even have friggin wheels

I love how he busts-out an entire soliloquy about the woes of traffic. Then plays the sovereign-citizen card. "I'm not driving, I'm Magnetoing."

I tell you, Magneto.No parking signs offend me, as well.🤔🤔🤔

Still better than any of the FF movies.