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Me, gesturing at the ASOIAF books: The characters are the whole point My child: What if someone says they only read AOSIAF for the worldbuilding Me: We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave

Hey Father Death, I'm flying home Hey poor man, you're all alone Hey old daddy, I know where I'm going Father Death, Don't cry any more Mama's there, underneath the floor Brother Death, please mind the store Old Aunty Death Don't hide your bones Old Uncle Death I hear your groans O Sister Death how sweet your moans O Children Deaths go breathe your breaths Sobbing breasts'll ease your Deaths Pain is gone, tears take the rest Genius Death your art is done Lover Death your body's gone Father Death I'm coming home Guru Death your words are true Teacher Death I do thank you For inspiring me to sing this Blues Buddha Death, I wake with you Dharma Death, your mind is new Sangha Death, we'll work it through Suffering is what was born Ignorance made me forlorn Tearful truths I cannot scorn Father Breath once more farewell Birth you gave was no thing ill My heart is still, as time will tell.

The last poet!

There is only medium well and medium rare

Thanks Allen, gets the point across and has a beat.

But what if someone wants theirs only *MEDIUM* well? Not well done.

I have never eaten a medium rare beef steak in my life only well done pig steaks that i admit do not eat often at most like 2 times per year it seems we do not eat beef steak

Proof hank hill would never be a trump supporter. If a man were to eat his steak well done and smothered in ketchup hank may just get arrested lol

You got two choies. Medium rare or go home.

I swear I did this yesterday lol my girls brother likes well done steak and I laughed and said I don't do that before I thought about what I was saying. Made him microwave his steak 😅

Guest: I would like a veggie steak well done. Hank: I'm afraid you must leave. *The guest points a gun at hank.* Guest: I said I want a veggie steak well done. Bobbie: How you handle this one Dad?

Welp, I do reckon that I’ll never be friends with Hank Hill, as I ONLY take and eat my steaks and beefs Well Done, and I will accept nothing less than that! Not sure why some folks seem to have sticks up their butts on the matter, as who cares how good it’s prepared as long as you enjoy it?

Bobby: And what If they refuse? Hank: Then we make them leave.

Whenever someone says something REALLY stupid online (ei: Kevin Conroy isn't a good Batman, Lumity isn't a good ship, Spiderverse is mid at best, ect) I feel like I have to come back to this video like how Bucky asks his therapist to remind him what rule 2 is.

This joke went right over my head as a kid 😂

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Marge is glitching out again

Most Hobby stores are basically this. Hank: "Quality cards worth collecting and selling, and a great player base. Yep, that's Pokémon and MTG for you." Bobby: "What if someone wants YuGiOh?" Hank: "We ask them politely yet firmly to leave."

"Plenty of sauce and not too much cheese. Yep, this is the perfect pepperoni pizza" "What if someone wants theirs Hawaiian style?" "We ask them politely yet firmly to leave"

Yeah it's a trap, if you leave because you want your steak to be actually cooked then you are the "impolite one".

Medium well is where it's at. Too many seasonings ruining the meat at medium rare

What if they want it blue?

Americans treat their steak the same way Italians treat their pasta... With respect

based hank hill

I eat well done steaks and I'm man enough to admit it. Sorry that I'm not a fan of foodborne illnesses.

We ask them firmly, but with a little give to leave.

I'm not big on steak, but I like Hank so I'm obligated to blindly agree

I like my steak well done. Please don't judge. Or do, I don't really care.

I mean… it’s his property. 😅

Someone show asmongold this

What if Hank was manning the grill at someone else's BBQ?

Ah the seven degrees of cooking a steak; “give it to a vet”, “rare”, “medium rare”, “medium”, “medium well”, “well done”, and “congratulations”.

Trump will NEVER be welcome at a Hill Family BBQ.

So that’s the Polite way of saying, GTFO…….

You always ask for well done bc the idiots don't know how to cook right.

That close up of Hank's face at the end felt ominous.

mid rare's very good but still slightly overcooked. rare is where it's at. blue has a gooey texture that's hard to chew and anything more than mid rare is way overdone

Bobby: What if somebody wants a charcoal grilled steak? Hank: Bobby go to your room!!

I agree. That is the correct response.

What I want to know is Hank Hill's opinion of rare steak.

The best part is how the manner in which he asks them to leave matches the quality of the steaks themselves.

And the URL for this video contains the words 'Ultra rad'

it takes a real good sport to take a joke like that in good stride

They dont tolerate people that dont do exactly what they do

Yep

You'd hate my mom then hank

It's got to be well done, because you got to have standards, medium rare is basically a raw steak that has been browned on the outside

0:02 - 0:04 - You notice how when the flame goes up, Hank's left hand with whatever tool he has in his hand just MAGICALLY appears. Lol