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UhOhIt’sDorian
Приєднався 2 тра 2015
I'm like a real estate agent who only showcases stupid hills to die on
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Operation Dip(a)lomacy: a Sequential Pidgin (Cursed Conlang Circus 3)
00:00 Explanation
11:02 Demonstration
14:40 Translation (Twilight excerpt)
I Britished my accent for you all have fun
VOTING IS NOW OPEN HERE www.nguh.org/ccc/vote
Translation, Dictionary and stock footage credits (just the whole spreadsheet actually): docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HkqePAHFP5qBeSxylh02jQzJACWDYoQNi-TS6fv5Dk0/edit
ALSO DISCLAIMER, IF IT WASN’T OBVIOUS ENOUGH, I AM NOT IN ANY WAY AFFILIATED WITH MI5 OR ANY REAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY, THIS VIDEO IS A JOKE
#CursedConlangCircus3
#CCC3
11:02 Demonstration
14:40 Translation (Twilight excerpt)
I Britished my accent for you all have fun
VOTING IS NOW OPEN HERE www.nguh.org/ccc/vote
Translation, Dictionary and stock footage credits (just the whole spreadsheet actually): docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HkqePAHFP5qBeSxylh02jQzJACWDYoQNi-TS6fv5Dk0/edit
ALSO DISCLAIMER, IF IT WASN’T OBVIOUS ENOUGH, I AM NOT IN ANY WAY AFFILIATED WITH MI5 OR ANY REAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY, THIS VIDEO IS A JOKE
#CursedConlangCircus3
#CCC3
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Відео
IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-두두두두두두두두
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I've had this on my mind for months Original video: ua-cam.com/video/d8qOV1z7ZA0/v-deo.html I own nothing
Snail Race
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GISHWHES 2017! This was the best fun we had all day. I composed the music for the occasion in Milkytracker, © RainingBees
Sukey and Blocks
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A short film made for fun and made up as I went along in an afternoon. Sorry about the quality and the light changing, I was away for a few hours and the sun set while I was out. Her heel fell off halfway through! Not too keen on the walk (it feels heavy and I didn't know what to do with her giant hands) but very pleased with the rest! I can't think why I haven't done stop motion in so long, it...
Christmas ECard 2016
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This is the ECard I made for my college's competition and my first animation project. I've been using Maya for about two months. I wrote the music and performed the piano and ukulele parts. The project was made in about two weeks. I used Maya 2016/17 and Adobe After Effects (and Sibelius 4)
The Legend Himself, he Smash
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In which I commemorate the heroics of my friend's D&D character. It was magnificent. College animation project March 2017. Modeled and animated in Maya (2016 and 2017), composited in After Effects, minor edits in Photoshop, sound made in Beep Box (www.beepbox.co)
Nootnagers
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An unholy creation. I used Utau, Audacity, Photoshop and Movie Maker. On the off chance that you want to hear more My Chemical Penguin (or a different Antarctic band), comment with a song and I'll try to find time for it. Original song by My Chemical Romance (I am so sorry) Noot sound and due character credit to Pingu My drawing is by me Tumblr post: soundlesspandemonium.tumblr.com/post/1338133...
lol this is beautiful
Came from your dove tradecraft cloŋ, so this was a surprise - a very welcome one :3
@@specific_protagonist eyyyy! I’m very glad any of the other scarce and eclectic shit on my channel is of interest to the cloŋ audience XD
Following up on my previous comment: I've shown my friends and they love it. My roommate was laughing hysterically the whole time. But what I didn't expect was: I mentioned the Cursed Conlang Circus in a conversation with my grandparents recently with a really barebones description because of course they didn't know what a constructed language was. But then they wanted an example to make sure they understood me correctly so I showed them this, and my grandparents absolutely loved it.
@@CuriosityCore101 SOBBING MY EYES OUT?!?!?! YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT AN HONOUR THAT IS
All is fair in love and war, and pigeons already are recognized as a symbol of love.
Amazing work!!! It was so fun watching agma shwa reacting to it and he loved it!!! Keep the good work up big bro :3 (idk if i will ever say big bro again or if i should)
@@Taeko_OwO you can if you want! It does make you sound like an anime dub though idk if that’s what you’re going for
you're so funny
Absolutely hilarious, I love it!
This is both intensely funny and impressive. Bravo Dorian!!! Bravo!!!
"There is no grammatical gender distinction, nor any gendered nouns, as such a thing seems unnecessary as, if you remember from several previous and conclusive reports of mine, women are not real." There were so many ways that sentence could have ended, and you found the funniest one.
indubitably.
"bords" and "berbs", genius. Women aren't real? Perfect. I adore your work.
This video is a masterpiece, great work man
This is a very nice video
holy fucking shit someone mixed pigeons and conlanging I think I'm in love you win linguistics
a pigeon conlang. my two biggest special interests combined. autism culminated
This is INCREDIBLE. I'm going to make my friends who don't care about conglanging watch this because even they'll love it.
@@CuriosityCore101 ahhh that means the world!!! I would love to know what they have to say about it XD
This one really got me, I'm a sucker for a simple well executed gag. Very well done!
@@puarsliburf thank you so much dude!!!
Are there more resources to allow us to write in this conlang? specifically the ability to generate the graphics necessary. Also i notice that a quarter of the lexicon has no meaning assigned. Is there a way to locally assign it for the sake of brevity as to not require using loan words and proper nouns repeatedly during a conversation? also what does the rng number mean in the excel sheet?
@@EnderiumSmith If I can figure it out! (Maybe I’ll make a picrew or something hah) The quarter left open is just words I haven’t defined yet, I’m sure if I were to continue with this I’d find definitions for all of them. RNG is just the way I shuffled the definitions fufhfjhfjhfjhfifjd that’s a peek behind the curtain. Maybe with more time and energy the order would have been more deliberate. I’m glad anyone’s actually investigating the spreadsheet though XD
@@UhOhItsDorian how were the existing assets made? i assume a table of all possible ones exists somewhere, even if its missing rarer modifiers like foot feathers for some pairs. There was another conlang i saw that allowed words to be variables like in programming, so i think it would be a good addition since the way english is encoded seems a weak point if you have to spell out proper nouns that way every time. Maybe juveniles could signify variable asignment when used on empty nouns, with secondary modifiers increasing the memory without having to use foot digits
@@EnderiumSmith whoa, I don’t even understand fully what’s getting said there but I’m sure it’s a good tip XD my excuse is that I don’t think Columbus Livingston-Dover was a programmer either. I did the graphics myself in Photoshop! There’s different pieces on different layers and stuff. If I remember I’ll take a crack at fixing something up tonight.
@@UhOhItsDorian would be nice if the pidgeons could be packaged as a font, with with bold and italics giving foot feathers or adding the message, lowercase would make chicks. the foot digits might pose some problem but could probably be made with unicode diacritics kinda like Zalgo text.
@@EnderiumSmith ohhh that’s a good call… I did mess about with Picrew for several hours before realising I don’t think it’s got the capability of nuance I’d like, so… god maybe I’m going to try and learn some actual programming about it. I’ve been saying I’m going to for years
Now this IS content.
Full of puns, insane conlanging and, most importantly, live pigeon content. 10/10 no notes
if women are not real, do trans women transition out of reality and into the blessed imaginary realm? : )
@@nift36 I don’t know… but I guess I transitioned myself into existence? Now that’s a show of willpower Definitely more impressive to manifest yourself into a higher realm though. Falling out of a tree is a lot less impressive than climbing into it.
this gets my vote because pigeons
The rest of us were clearly being cowards when we unquestioningly accepted the sample texts provided by Agma.
@@stephenkramer7157 I don’t know if it was bravery or stupidity to have my own translation done weeks before the one that was mandatory though :’D but I might still do the second provided text in the spreadsheet, if at some point I feel like torturing myself further
7:21 "women are not real", says the womanly narrator... Then again, misdirection is important for espionage. This is a wild linguistic ride, impressive info density. Plus I likely the light-hearted ribbing at the implied (non-)development of British civilization.
@@JohnSmith-of2gu ah, but you see, it is now yourself who has been misdirected! For while I’d love to pretend I was being femme for strategic purposes, I’m actually just a transgender twink who hasn’t had any HRT… which can suck when you’re desperately trying to channel an upstanding cis gentleman from the mid 1900s (and you’re not Natasha Hodgson). Though if you wanna talk about non-development of the British civilisation, hoooboy do I have some pointers for improvement in that realm huh I’m glad the info density was a plus, I felt like it perhaps felt a little rushed so that’s reassuring (which is because by the time I was editing it _was_ rushed, but I was also terrified of leaving gaps and getting disqualified after all my hard work, and I tend to really overcorrect when I get nervous :’D)
This is absolutely incredible
this is beautiful tysm for making this
A truly groundbreaking innovation in both linguistics and espionage! The fieldwork with live pigeons truly demonstrates the efficacy of this communication system.
Why was this not picked up by the algorithm ?
Horrendously unhinged. I love it!
This is an INCREDIBLE level of quality and forethought. I'm sure you've heard everyone say "you deserve more subscribers" already, so instead I'd like to commend you on the effort and passion that is clearly evident here. Your work is very much appreciated.
@@Aether48 ah! Thank you so much!!! :’D Passion is the only thing that gets anything finished for me, haha. Or the anti-passion, which is spite
Missed opportunity to include the genders "friend" and "foe".
@@migfrarummet1907 shoot… you’re so correct
Underrated video XD Probably the funniest one I've seen yet
Dear sir, Your usage of both <O> and <o> in the codes indicating a pigeon's pattern when there is no reason for such a choice, has caused me an unexpected degree of injury, given the outright horrible written standards employed by some of the other codes in the CCC3 compilation. For this, I will congratulate you on a job well done. As to your demonstration, should one not use a means of motorized transportation to reach the location of release of the chosen pigeon expediently, or does your fine mustache merely grow at an abnormal rate? In regards to some of the information presented in these recordings, I would like to say that it came as a devastating blow when I first learnt that birds are, in fact, mechanised intelligence-gathering units employed by the government. But the knowledge that women are not real, is certainly a revelation that is much harder to take in stride. I weep with this knowledge you have supplied to me, and I am afraid I might come to reject it entirely, for how can one live with such a horrible truth? Lastly, I need to inform you that your excellent strategy of changing monikers every eight-to-twelve business days has, unfortunately, failed. This can be demonstrated by looking any one of them up in the index of any modern-day encyclopedia. You will, however, be relieved to hear that no person, as far as I can ascertain, has so far connected all your aliases to one identity, nor have they deduced your ties to MI-5 or covert operations. Good luck on the field, I wait with bated breath for any further reports you may yet produce regarding encrypted or obfuscated communications.
@@RuanPysoft one must keep living, good sir, for the self-evident beauty and meaning in even the most overlooked of everyday occurrences. I thank you heartily, and cross my fingers that the higher-ups will be open to radical solutions such as these. Unfortunately the nature of my fine moustache is classified information.
Excellent story, and I'm glad the pigeons are doing well
Also spoilers . . . . . . the delivery of the birds intentionally left blanc was a good bit
Top 15 of those I've seen.
I love pigeons therefore I love this too, great video with great jokes
This is absolutely hilarious
women are not teal 😂
i come from that one matt rose video. How was your potato wedding?
We haven’t had it yet! Both of us are unemployed, disabled and living either at uni or with our folks :’D and paying for things like getting a degree or going to therapy. So we want to be in a more stable position to afford it first. But we still have absolutely every intention of having it, and we’ve now been together over eight years (and engaged for 4 1/2)! Thank you!!! :’D
@@UhOhItsDorian omg your life sounds so rough! I really wish you both the best! But i can already tell that your wedding will be the best potato both of you will have :3
@@PinkSodium that really means a lot! Thank you so much :D (I’m sure a lot of the food will be potato based because we both have such narrow lists of things we like…) We do also plan on there being ceremonial swords involved because we’re both huge nerds and swords are cool XD
@@UhOhItsDorian ceremonial SWORDS?!? That's going to be one sick ass wedding for sure! How are you going to use them? Are you going to put them on both shoulders like a queen knighting a... Knight? (Idk how to describe it 💀)
@@PinkSodium I don’t know yet but that’s a good idea!!! I’ve never been one for dreaming about an ideal wedding :’D but I hope whatever the details it’ll prelude a long and happy life together! :D
😥 "Promosm"
Everyone who has watched this should send you an audio file of us singing along. Blend us all together in the background. Bock. Bock... Bock.
I mean I’ll do it if I get any! XD
Not bad for singing through a gaming headset! The chicken sound effects are a nice touch.
I dont even like minecraft and dont know what the heck hermitcraft is but this rocks Also i think i had listen too many weird song damm you @MordianGlory
I know that the audio quality isn't like top-notch or anything but I still genuinely love the way the vocals sound so much!
DAMNNNN this is freaking amazing!!!
This is really great! I love the little touch of the chicken noise :D
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