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"Tall & weird & sad" My own life motto.

"Silence! Bllaaheehehhhhh.... " - John Mulaney

1:02

He reminds me of Will wood

“Pass around party bottom.” I had to pause the video and stare at the wall.

2:28-2:37

I SAW SOMEONE DESCRIBE WYLAN AS “JARED, 19” ONCE THAT’S CRUEL

The first one is exactly why I looked up Six of Crrws as vines. Great minds think alike!

Anyone else notice how he lives saying “from room to room”

Fuck I actually have all those moments in my head rent free

I LOVE THE VOICESO MUCH

as a ginger, I'm proud to be a fucking idiot

it is CRIMINAL to not include the SNL lobster sketch

I am damp all the time

The Jordie one got me dying (like him...)

Where is the "passed around party bottom" clip from?

0:42 why do I keep remembering this randomly

I can't count how many times over said "Everyone get out of my way. I just wanna sit here and feed my birds." to my friends and for only one to know what I'm talking about. XD

I got caught with a white child at black bear diner the whole town lost it's shit .... me saying no bitch hes Portuguese and not mine

But i lied I'm 33

😂😂😂

The “high waisted man” line is so genius, because John mulaney is both has feminine hips because he is high waisted, and also has a history of drug abuse, therefor he is high and wasted.

BOOM ORANGE JUICE!!

His humor is very drew gooden esque 😭

I legitimately have the entire street smarts bit memorized

“The admiral! Who will he choose?” 😍 “The twiiiiiiiiiiiink” 😧

✨I am a proud asian american woman✨

8th graders: lOoK aT ThAt HiGh WaiSTeD mAn He'S gOt FeMiNinE HiPs John: NOO THATS THE THING IM SENSITIVE ABOUTTT

It's a shame that George Takei impression is going unnoticed cause it’s spot on 👌🏻

John Mulaney: and you may quote me on that! Literally everyone: oh we will!

The one that runs through my head constantly, for no reason, is “eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.”

3:28 this scene is so funny in every aspect I wish I knew what it was from

It’s great seeing how much better the suits fit as time goes on.

My favorite quote of his is “I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die.”

Why does he sounds like a god damn Hazbin Hotel/ Helluva Boss character half the time.

*i didn't drink water the entire time* me explaining to my ancestors why i'm dead so soon

I fucking love this man

i can imagine this is Blitz

“I’m a little fat girl” - John Mulaney

john mulaney is the best. i am going ti see him on friday in pennsylvania and im so freaking excited

Gen Z’s favorite comedian

THE CROWS AS RACCOONS OH MY GOD YES 😭😭

I still can’t get the fan theory of Kaz saying “hello Inej” every 5 minutes and hoping she’s there out of my head 😭💀💀

Big Bollinger and Kaz, so accurate lmao

WHY ARE THESE SO ACCURATE

0:49 "oh no I got promoted" "Oh really, to what?" "pass-around party bottom" "HOT-"

👊 boooooooommm ................ 😃🖐

John playing a sailor twink made me lose it

anytime i hear this man’s voice i just think *Andrew Globberman*

He was, in fact, the cokehead relative.