Sorry it was late! My phone broke Amma I've had to try and move everything over to my tablet.
Anyway. This song is fully AI, posted for entertainment purposes exclusively.
If you would like to use this, or smt other songs I post, in actual art I give full consent.
I'll make a video on this sometime later, but if you want the song it is free to download and use.
Lyrics:
Verse
I was sippin' on whiskey at ol’ Joe’s Saloon,
Feelin' like a cowboy, howlin' at the moon.
Had my boots on the bar, tellin' stories tall,
But one too many shots, and that’s all I recall.
Next thing I know, I wake up in a daze,
Surrounded by flannel in some artsy space.
No spurs in sight, just cold-brewed jugs,
And a guy with a beard talkin' ‘bout his mugs.
Chorus
Oh, I got kidnapped by hipsters, they took me far from home,
Where the coffee's way too fancy, and the beer's all foam.
With craft-brewed lattes and thrift-store jeans,
I’m stuck in a nightmare of organic dreams.
Verse
They’re passin' round mason jars and microgreens,
Tellin' me stories ‘bout “sustainable” jeans.
One says, “Bro, your mustache could go far,
You got the look of a vintage star.”
They made me an Instagram, snapped a pose,
And stuck me in pants that barely fit my toes.
I’m tryin' to run, but they buy me a latte,
Sayin’, “Come on, cowboy, stay for the day!”
Then a guy with a ukulele starts to play,
Singin' songs 'bout kale and vegan parfaits.
I tried to leave, but they blocked the door,
“Stay for the art show-it starts at four!”
Chorus
Oh, I got kidnapped by hipsters, they took me far from home,
Where the vinyl’s spinning and the Wi-Fi roams.
I’m learnin’ ‘bout quinoa and eco-friendly straws,
Caught in a world with no cowboy laws.
Bridge
I try to ask, “Where’s the beer in a can?”
They say, “We got IPAs from a microbrew stand.”
One guy’s got a beard bigger than my ol' steer,
And the girl in the beret says, “Welcome to here.”
They say I “vibe,” they say I “fit the scene,”
Now they’re showin' me how to keep my succulents green.
Verse
So here I am now in a farmers’ co-op,
Buying kale and organic corn straight off the crop.
I’m thinkin' I’m stuck in this hipster loop,
But they invited me to join their poetry group.
I strum on a uke, I’m growin' a beard,
Part cowboy, part hipster-man, this got weird.
So if you see me sippin’ some chai by a tree,
Just know I’ve accepted my hipster destiny.
Chorus
I’ve been kidnapped by hipsters, and I’m startin' to change,
Got a plant-based leather hat that feels a little strange.
Talkin' ‘bout crystals, eco-hikes, and fair trade brew,
This cowboy’s gone hipster, but it kinda feels true.
Outro
Now here’s to the soy milk, the plaid, and the toast,
To the friends who love coffee snobbery most.
I’ll see y’all next Friday, at the craft beer show-
I guess this cowboy’s gone hipster, wouldn't ya know.
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