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Although this maybe 40 years old or more - it's still much funnier than all the young comedians out today, barring a real handful. Some of it's because they don't want to offend, most of it's because they are shit - because you don't need to offend to be funny (but it can help).

Great entertainer, fantastic live act.

He's a great comedian , much better than most of the the modern day stand up ups who use language to shock as humour . Please don't stop 👍

lip smacking arsehole, appalling dreadfull awefull dumbed down brainless degenerate dickhead, and the audience too

I used to have his first, private pressing album, from which Magic Roundabout was taken as they had used all the studio time recording Funky Moped and did not have a B side for the single.

I watched jasper's christmas cracker at the NEC. It was great! Wizard, Robert Powell and Cliff Richard made an appearance. It was for charity.

His manager was fellow Brummie, John Starkey.

I made the mistake once of listening to a cassette of Jaspers whilst driving. I had to pull.over as I was laughing so much I couldnt keep the car in a straight line

Jasper is one of my favourite ever comics. He is hilarious. I love his insurance claims and Newcastle curry. Bloody funny.

Man this is so weird...this is the routine that stays in my mind all these years later....."Carrot! Carrot!" I've got the bleeding money!" That phrase lives in my mind....it must have made an impact upon me because it pops into my daily life with great regularity....it's the phrase that comes to mind when I think of Jasper Carrot. I didn't realise I was going to see this routine when I started watching....oh wow....I've gone back in time to watching Saturday night tv as a boy....

Liked ol carrott as a kid but this was kinda cringe. I was waiting for a punch line

Brilliant

has not aged well...

300 quid says agent to venue, 200 quid says agent to band, thats how I remember things and then you paid agents fee on top. R.B.

I cannot listen to " Magic Roundabout" . I laught too much .

Mole problems anyone ? 😂

Just to be geeky. £300 in 1981 is about £1300 ($1646) today Yeah, I'd take a sip of Scunthporpe baths for that

YOU COULD BE THE RICHEST PERSON IN THE WORLD, BUT WE ALL DIE. LEARN TO HAVE A LAUGH IN YOUR TIME🤫

I've played scunthorpe baths, with a band from sheffield called TNT - hello boys, if ever you see this - and no-one believes me, the pool with the boards over it. and the "I'd DRINK scunthorpe baths..." for whatever gig fee me and my friend neil used to get offered, man we got some mileage out of that.

Scunthorpe, the bane of socially correct spellchecking.

Defo not his finest hour!

Split Or Steal

300 quid. Oh how times change.

One of the funniest lines in comedy history is (from 'Magic Roundabout') "Rubbish," said Dylan, "it's all over the canteen!"

I saw him at Swansea, UK years ago, God he is funny! He asked the audience "is it always raining in Swansea"? I yelled back "only when you come here". The place erupted in laughter and Carrot looked directly at me, then he laughed too. It was a great evening.

Billy Connolly, Jasper and Tom O'Connor (yep in the same breath) changed British stand up from being a series of standard joke telling to the now universal story ballad style way back in the 70's. And the world was a better place ever since. Until wokerie broke out with Alexie Sayle and his comedy manifesto.... Funny ol' game Saint

Legend

He was and is very funny. There are no comedians in the UK anymore.

Funky Moped abysmal ? Thanks a lot, its my Karaoke speciality, always gets a laff. 😂

Fantastic comedian..

Possibly one of our greatest stand-up comedians of all time, and he's not bad at music too- a legend of laughs

Brilliant! Going down like Bobby Crush on an Oil Rig! Lol

About 35 years ago Jasper made a joke about driving his grandmother slowly down the motorway and a car going twice the speed overtaking, and his grandmother said they won't get there any faster. Now when we are driving the German motorway doing 200 km an hour, and a car speeds past doing 300 km my husband says "they won't get there any faster". 😂

Scunthorpe is a dump. The downtown area is like a Hornby representation of the Bronx ghetto.

I saw Jasper Carrot at the Sands Centre in Carlisle in around 1990 I think. He was hilarious, especially the way he pronounced "Carlisle" with elongated vowels, and reminisced about the old gas lighting in the market hall..

Bobby Crush on an oil rig! 😂

In 1976 ish, a couple of mates and I were sitting in the set room on top of a mountain in Cyprus, listening to BFPS (British Forces Radio). It wasn't brilliant, but suddenly the DJ stated that some squaddie had asked for the B side of Blue Funkey Moped. None of us had heard Jasper's Magic Roundabout. Needless to say, we were almost wetting ourselves laughing. BFPS never played it again. A friend of mine partnered Jasper in a charity golf tournament a few years ago, and said Jasper was an ace bloke.

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1:48 Looks like DEI could have been started by Jasper… ‘Do Jasper Carrot Wanna Play Scunthorpe Baths?’ ‘THEY Might’ 😅😅

I worked with a colleague who was a clone of Jasper Carrot. Guess what his nick name was? I bet you’ll never guess.

I had this set on cassette. Used to listen to it every night (it was that or Showaddywaddy). "She's the sort of person who's never had an accident.... ....seen thousands." "Kick his balls!!......The ones on the lawn!"

Hey Carrott, I got the money, but they ain't got no cowin' Bovril!

his daughter Lucy plays Dawn the receptionist in "the Office" (UK)

I will never forget one of the best jokes I ever heard was Jaspers; "The old folks have a whale of a time on holiday - they've got special tours: 'Incontential Vacations' " I actually and literally fell of my chair and laughed till my ribs hurt!

Ringer for Trevor Francis

I taught in Scunthorpe a few years back. Half the population are like this & the other half would be at the mosque...

Beyond Funky Moped, his stand up and his TV shows, Jasper Carrott likely made more money as founder/shareholder of Celador - the production company who own Who wants to be a Millionaire? - Jasper did :o)

Now we know who put the ****** in S****horpe really is. Thanks Jasper.

check out the detectives with Jasper and Robert Powell , bloody funny

You see around and about in Solihull…He’s very quiet guy, so tend not to approach him…He’s Daughter is Lucy Davies from the Office