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Joshua Idehen
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Joshua Idehen - Mum Does The Washing OFFICIAL VIDEO
Mums explain the world one article of clothing at a time.
Director - Iman Omar
Filmed At The Launderette Next To Konsthall C & Chisel Studios
Music by Ludvig Parment
Poetry by Joshua Idehen
DOP- Anton Österlund
Producer - Thea Grude
1 AC- Elliot Elmblad
Gaffer- Carl Erskine
Production assistant - Nora Bergström
Production assistant/runner - Adam Hackzell
Make up artist - Leona Victorsson
Set photographer - Amandine Chincholle
Stylist - Åsa Marie-Camnert
Sound Technician - Nawal Hussein
Editor - Ella Reijs
Editor - Tuva Lantz
Grade - Olle Wager
Mother: Hulda Hulda Kissi Anderson
Son: Dumile sukati
The world
according to your mum doing the washing
Capitalism:
your mum does the washing.
You pay her a dollar.
You get her to do your mates washing.
Your mate pays you 50 dollars
Communism:
your mum does the washing.
You do the washing.
Every night you salute a photo of your dad.
Socialism:
your mum does the washing.
You do the cooking.
Everybody is happy, in theory.
Feudalism:
your mum does the washing
and pays you tax
Colonialism:
you barge into mum’s room.
Claim you “discovered” her room.
Dump your dirty clothes on the floor
Fascism:
your mum does the washing
And you are obsessed with with her nose
Liberalism:
you watch your mum do the washing
and feel really really bad.
“Something must be done” you say.
Something may or may not get done
Libertarianism:
Your mum does the washing.
You believe you did the washing
Religion:
your mum does the washing. You thank god
Atheism:
your mum does the washing.
You make a 12 part UA-cam video demanding peer reviewed evidence she did, in fact, do the washing
Zionism:
you made your mum live inside the washing machine
and she got dizzy from the spinning which made her vomit and you point at that vomit and call it antisemitism
Americanism:
your mum does the washing.
It’s in the constitution.
END OF DISCUSSION
Mansplaining:
your mum does the washing.
You tell her how best to do the washing.
You have never done the washing.
Same sex marriage:
Your mums do the washing.
Patriarchy:
your mum doesn’t exist.
The washing is mysteriously done
Terfism:
your mum doesn't want
your other mum doing the washing
because genitals and stuff
Polling:
there's a 70% chance
you will do your washing
on Saturday night
Come Sunday morning
it was 100% done by your mum
Africanism-
you go 2 bennys house
bennys mum does the washing
You ask your mum why
she doesn't do the washing
You do not survive the night
Feminism:
your mum insists you grow up
and do your own washing
White feminism,
your mum hired a woman
of colour to do the wash
Male feminism:
that one time I did the washing
told everyone I did the washing
I blogged about it
I bragged about it
Took a selfie
Insta story
I went on oprah
Won an Oscar
Went on fort nite
And did a dance
I’m an ally
Hashtag me too
Egalitarianism:
that one time you did the washing
is proof its all equal and
no one needs feminism any more
Hip Hop:
everyday im hustling/ every day I’m hustling/
when I bring the basket/mama put the washing in
Narcissism:
You look good in the clothes your mum washed
Surrealism
the washing does your mum
Director - Iman Omar
Filmed At The Launderette Next To Konsthall C & Chisel Studios
Music by Ludvig Parment
Poetry by Joshua Idehen
DOP- Anton Österlund
Producer - Thea Grude
1 AC- Elliot Elmblad
Gaffer- Carl Erskine
Production assistant - Nora Bergström
Production assistant/runner - Adam Hackzell
Make up artist - Leona Victorsson
Set photographer - Amandine Chincholle
Stylist - Åsa Marie-Camnert
Sound Technician - Nawal Hussein
Editor - Ella Reijs
Editor - Tuva Lantz
Grade - Olle Wager
Mother: Hulda Hulda Kissi Anderson
Son: Dumile sukati
The world
according to your mum doing the washing
Capitalism:
your mum does the washing.
You pay her a dollar.
You get her to do your mates washing.
Your mate pays you 50 dollars
Communism:
your mum does the washing.
You do the washing.
Every night you salute a photo of your dad.
Socialism:
your mum does the washing.
You do the cooking.
Everybody is happy, in theory.
Feudalism:
your mum does the washing
and pays you tax
Colonialism:
you barge into mum’s room.
Claim you “discovered” her room.
Dump your dirty clothes on the floor
Fascism:
your mum does the washing
And you are obsessed with with her nose
Liberalism:
you watch your mum do the washing
and feel really really bad.
“Something must be done” you say.
Something may or may not get done
Libertarianism:
Your mum does the washing.
You believe you did the washing
Religion:
your mum does the washing. You thank god
Atheism:
your mum does the washing.
You make a 12 part UA-cam video demanding peer reviewed evidence she did, in fact, do the washing
Zionism:
you made your mum live inside the washing machine
and she got dizzy from the spinning which made her vomit and you point at that vomit and call it antisemitism
Americanism:
your mum does the washing.
It’s in the constitution.
END OF DISCUSSION
Mansplaining:
your mum does the washing.
You tell her how best to do the washing.
You have never done the washing.
Same sex marriage:
Your mums do the washing.
Patriarchy:
your mum doesn’t exist.
The washing is mysteriously done
Terfism:
your mum doesn't want
your other mum doing the washing
because genitals and stuff
Polling:
there's a 70% chance
you will do your washing
on Saturday night
Come Sunday morning
it was 100% done by your mum
Africanism-
you go 2 bennys house
bennys mum does the washing
You ask your mum why
she doesn't do the washing
You do not survive the night
Feminism:
your mum insists you grow up
and do your own washing
White feminism,
your mum hired a woman
of colour to do the wash
Male feminism:
that one time I did the washing
told everyone I did the washing
I blogged about it
I bragged about it
Took a selfie
Insta story
I went on oprah
Won an Oscar
Went on fort nite
And did a dance
I’m an ally
Hashtag me too
Egalitarianism:
that one time you did the washing
is proof its all equal and
no one needs feminism any more
Hip Hop:
everyday im hustling/ every day I’m hustling/
when I bring the basket/mama put the washing in
Narcissism:
You look good in the clothes your mum washed
Surrealism
the washing does your mum
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This guy deserves more subscribers
Surrealism has my vote.
I wash on 40C. And mums are the best
I'm not sure to agree on every points, but I found it brilliant: thank you for posting!
@Joshua this bleeding Brilliant ! Don't suppose you work for the UN or other some high end political think tank organisation? Certainly the Adam Smith institute could use some help
If I could like this mutiple times, I would...😂
ditto great
Just brilliant!!
Damn, this is hilarious. And brilliant. Greetings from Poland. The "White Feminism" part was brutal.
Flat Earthism: Your mum does the washing. You close you eyes and ears to the evidence of mum doing the washing and instead point at the washing on the ironing board as evidence.
Genius. Kids should use this to learn. Shows the craziness of it all!!!!
What's happening?!?
I love this, so funny and true! 😂
🤮🤮
I heard this on Radio 6 twice. Absolutely brilliant. Should be used in schools for political education and make everyone do their own washing! 😂
PS: Was this released on Mother’s Day?! 😂
Excellent, just excellent. Nihilism - Your mum doesn't do the washing because it is ultimately pointless.
This is soooo ICONIC!!! Can’t stop listening to this♥️
Very good!
I love this. So brilliantly original
😂 💃
Just heard now on Huw Stephens 6 Music show. Had to come here and say Bravo! Bloody brilliant!!!
Just heard this on the radio! Awesome!
This should be in a wes anderson movie
Love,Life & Unity❤❤❤
Vivaldi!
😵💫😵💫😵💫
This just might be the most brilliant thing I've encountered in this entire calendar year. Or longer.
I heard you on Amazing Radio and I'm an instant fan. Educational. I'd love to collaborate on something too, if you have the capacity. Xx
This is brilliant , so flipping good. The intro is very funny. Love it all 👏👏👏
Old white man here. A friend just sent me some tracks of yours and they're all that I'm listening to right now. But here's the thing, I literally couldn't swim until I was in my thirties. The water scared me. Then I realized that I could not see under water. My eyes closed. Every thing was black. Where was I? I didn't know. Terrified. But when I put on goggles, for the first time I could see. Lakes, rivers, the ocean - I wasn't scared anymore. For the first time I knew where I was. I put aside my fear and taught my children to love the water. Don't be like I was. "Learn to swim, my children, because I love you."
Everything about this goes so hard.
Brilliant!!! (From a mom)
love
Wow!
My Mum approves!
Thankyou Joshua 🥲
Absolute vibes this tune ❤
Single Parent Family: Your Mum does the washing. And the cooking. And the cleaning. And the working. Poor Mum.
Wow excellent analyses & analogies
Omg 😂❤ it's such out of the box. You are really creative man! Ps I am definitely Mum. I do the washing in every cases😂
Really Catchy. All time in my mind. Hugs from Poland. Love your music, so good messages and wibe ❤
Heard you on Radio X the other week, nice song man!
discovered you this evening, having the privilege of seeing you live on thursday! bbc r6 gone did a good tuning me in to your talent!
Thank you radio 6 !
Great song. Super words. Beautiful contemporary Art.
Great
This is brilliant! Is this a remake of your tweet from way back?
I heard this today on the radio and just couldn’t forget it. Good job with this for real!!
They need to play this shit In primary schools.
All glory to Jesus Christ, he made this song