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i'M american and this has been my favorite movie since 2008

I thought the humor was funnier than most other Illumination movies. Maybe cause I like character humor and visual humor and I think the chatacters expressions and attitude had more personality than any Despicable Me character except maybe the Minions (which I sometimes really enjoy and other times I find them annoying).

I kind of feel you have to be the maker of a new "Napoleon" in the near future, because I think your hart feels how it should be done... You know what passion is, and you know your movie his❤

I really enjoyed you intelligent comment!😂❤

Yeah I literally walked out of this movie after an hour. Dont think I’ve ever done that before

I'm happy to say this. Alien Covenant is worse then Alien 3. This movie is a dream world for the director. The life Ridley Scott wants. Life go's on. The Xenomorph will be all right.

Reckon the 1 like on this vid so far comes from Jim Davis 🤭

Omg, i'm not the only one who thought he looked like ryan phillipe!!!

A bit of an injury to my right eye - if you spot that, but nearly all better now. That beard makes me look at least 400 years old so will swap the camera back to its regular spot next vid, and possibly shave 🙏🤭

Akira Toriyama finally goes Super SUPER Saiyan, as he leaves Snake Way and ascends. There was no way I couldn't say something, though no words could ever do him justice. All that does him justice is his own work x

Yeah loved the old WWF and WCW. Went to SummerSlam 92 at Wembley stadium. And the film on the telley. Got it! Predator, a classic! Have you got the VHS. Nice tough to add to your videos!

Phoenix looks like he doesn’t wash, and his acting is dreadful. Except for Walk the line.

Hey! Glad you’re back! You remind me of a combination of Keanu Reeves from Bill N Ted and Jonny Depp/Jack Sparrow! Oh did you hear there’s gonna be a TMNT Movie screening in London. Steve Barron the director, who also directed Billy Jean be there to do a Q and A.

"Its one mistake". Hmm. Either the movie itself is one big mistake, or its a good movie and it has one and only one mistake that is big. Glad it was the latter. A very low-intensity mellow comedy. The description reminds me of "Sitting Ducks" which was also about ducks weirdly enough. The spiritual brother to Rock and Rule is en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Metal_(film) I'd wager the the R&R artist also did StarChaser which was another 1980s film but for the whole family. While animated movies in the US are for kids, the non-kids adult animation is booming. We have the hit Hazbin Hotel, the Fox line up, Adult Swim, South Park, Netflix, and Indie series Murder Drones and Digital Circus. Also 50% of anime.

Two things I didn't credit - the orchestral score was really excellent. The hopping from place to place reminded me a bit of Voltaire's Candide (a very short book that I recommend to everyone) and there were a few jokes early on that did make me laugh. Especially the whole 'but that's our best bed' frying pan scene. Mostly the push pull humour that didn't work. Separately, the slightly more adult animated film I mentioned is called Rock & Rule. Trailer here: ua-cam.com/video/RISzXw3WsNY/v-deo.htmlsi=IymkA95-UFGHZrp0

Ridley Scott, who clearly has mental issues, wanted to trash Napoleon but he only ended up trashing himself. The weak, confused, sexually inept Napoleon we see on the screen IS Ridley Scott.

Great review, love your reactions but now I feel like we need to see a clip of you performing! 🥴🤪

The title is 100% correct.

You can definitely tell this was made by an Englishman. The Brits should be banned from ever making anything about Napoleon again. They clearly have too much anti-French/Napoleon propaganda influencing their perspective and can't be trusted with anything about him again. It felt like a complete character assassination in film. Wasted $30 and two hours of my life on this complete pile of dog feces. Phoenix was terrible, but he seemed clueless in what he was doing. I remember reading a news article where he basically admitted he didn't know how he should be playing the character, and Scott had to work with him scene by scene and walk him through it. Kirby was better, but not by a ton. She wasn't bad at least. At the end of the day, the blame is fully on Ridley Scott for this complete debacle.

RS version of Napoleon was a hit piece on the French historical figure.

the guy in drive was like that because his character was supposed to be like that.

EpichistoryTV on you tube is 1000% better then this garbage of a movie to show Napoleon's genius to the masses .Mind you he had an astounding number of very capable Generals to put his strategy into reality and win 61 battles.

without a doubt Kubrick would have nailed it.

Josephine didn't smile because she had bad teeth from eating sugar cane growing up on a Martinique plantation.

Everybody is saying the same thing. I'm a history buff and so glad I was warned.

Napoleons wife was 10 years older than him. But the film doesn’t emm😮

Napoleons Was an old man in Scot’s film. So many historical facts wrong.

Nah, you're wrong. Phoenix was awful in it.

Ridley Scott is no David Lean, great framing dosn't make a movie, Joaquin Phoenix has as much charisma as a toilet roll.

I'm pissed off that I spent my money on this shit. I mean, it cost me £30. Felt so let down.

There is a ten part Napoleon series made in Europe about twenty years ago and it is in English. It is a lavish and accurate portrayal of his career, with several major stars such as Gerard Depardieu Highly recommended. The 2023 movie was just awful. Reply

As I said before to other people, this movie shows more the vision of history the american mediocre middle class see history and European countries. A sort of fast food consumption of history, where everything is only surface level and characters are derived from a sort of fashionable cool trend of the moment. The depressed wrinkled Berlusconian Napoleon, who falls for the young virgin Queen. This film even shows the misoginy of Scott, who can't even accept to portray an old woman marrying a young men (Napoleon was younger than Josephine). Ridley Scott was never interested in portrying history and he even told us very clearly....

Josephine by the time she met Napoleon was already a widow and tried to get her status up the society mainly through wh*ring around and this is pretty well documented! I won't argue whether or not she had some feelings or passion for Napoleon but i seriously doubt it as he was after all a perfect trampoline for her and she continued her way even after they got married! So don't be too quick to judge. Phoenix in my opinion was totally lost and just sleep walked through at least the first one hour of the movie. And by far he was one of the worst cast for this part as it brought even more melancholy to his character and more historic bs with him looking like a dad to Kirby even in early years while in fact Josephine was 6 years older. And it was him actually that did not change facial expression between crowning himself an emperor or conducting a battle. Anyway this movie is a total crap for so many reasons: castrating Napoleon making him look like a total loser who would simply bomb the pyramids to deal with his complexes after which would crawl back to his cheating wife...that's pure bs on so many levels. Not to mention the scene when he is back from exile that actually inflicts the idea that the french are a bunch of melancholy cry babies who would follow someone no by the measure of his skills, charm and leadership but because he's the most depressed guy in the whole world

A very positive review for what most have been negative about. Now go review the other greatest dance movie of all time: "Dancin, It's On!"

this is one of those movies that asks the question: why do we need another remake? since no one was asking for it, the only answer is ret-conning...

Is it possible that disney have blocked Likes on this vid?... cos not a single one has been registered... 😅

If anything, this flop of a movie will encourage people to read up about Napoleon Bonaparte's unique accomplishments and the extraordinary times he lived in.

The boring and dull napoleon

Napoleon is a shockingly bad movie! I cannot think of a single redeeming minute of this lousy production! Joaquin Phoenix will live to regret making this cinematic shambles for decades to come!

If the movie is about Napoleon and Josephine relationship, then im not getting something or the movie fails. If the movie is about how miserable the war is, then im not getting something or the movie fails.

I am French, born and raised in Paris, and if you tell me this was supposed to be Napoleon, it feels to me like an English caricature puppet marinated in an English mild sauce. This Phoenix actor was wrong for the part, he had no passion, no charm. You can tell this was made by an Englishman, it was pure anti-French propaganda, pure junk. You gave a realistic review I think. The English actress, Barbie-Josephine, was pretty, like an icy English rose, but not as a warm blooded French temptress, and Josephine was born in Martinique on top of that - there is no chemistry between this actress and Napoleon, nothing. It’s hard to get into the Revolution spirit when the movie starts with Edith Piaf singing…Also, when Marie Antoinette was beheaded Napoleon was 24 years old. Phoenix looks 50 from the beginning to the end of the movie, just too old (plus Napoleon never saw that as he was not in Paris at the time, and Marie Antoinette’s hair had been cut…). It was bland and boring. Napoleon seen by a Brit - like if a Chinese director made a movie on President Lincoln and talked only about his relationship with his wife Mary, who had mental issues. The film shows a vulgar man, like an animal. Napoleon was a book worm, read thousands of books, was immensely intelligent and surrounded himself with competent generals - where are they in the film? No it was a tiktok movie made by a clueless Anglo director who should concentrate on his own British history and leave our French history alone, merci beaucoup.

I don't mind documentaries that focus on an aspect of a famous person's life for example using M.Ali. There's 1000 documentaries about his boxing style, technique, fights etc but a doco. about his gf's and his sexual appetites is interesting and fair enough for me. The problem I have with Napoleon isn't that they focused on his love life but they got the character of Napoleon himself so wrong. A movie about Napoleon and Josephine is interesting but you want to do the character of Napoleon justice and the story itself must be interesting or it's just gonna fail. I haven't seen the movie but I've heard enough from other reviewers to understand that Napoleon has been potrayed as uncharismatic, autistic and a complete simp. Look from the sounds of it, he was quite into Josephine in history. That's fair but at least show some snippets of his charisma. See Waterloo from the 1970s for reference.

So if Anne isn't real then who punched out the guy? I guess he is also imaginary. Or he was real, had a heart attack, and Protag just walked away. And I hope Anne isn't imaginary given that Protag picks up a gun. Or she just shot him and then thought Anne punched him.

You are not real.

Great review thank you, i will not be seeing this tripe, sidenote napoleon was 5ft 6 inches tall and the avarage height for people at that time was 5ft 6-5ft 7 and napoleon was ridiculed for his corsican language not his height, and if scott wanted to model napoleon off an modern figure trump may have done the job well. love to all napoleonicas.

It's a great movie. You have no taste.

I don't understand how you can blame the actress. Napoleon himself seemed to be the problem to me, and Phoenix's acting was way more irritating.

Great advice for dealing with stage fright or fear of public speaking

Keep in mind, Napoléon was 5’6” and of average male height for the time. He was bullied at a prestigious French 🇫🇷 Military Academy because he was… 1. Corsican and didn't speak French well. 2. Focused on his academic military studies. The scene in Egypt where Napoléon is given a stepping stool to see Cleopatra is pure cinematic fabrication. However, England in particular used these cartoonish propaganda images to alleviate the fear of Napoléon being the “God of War.” We don't get to see how Napoléon became a great military strategist, leader, and statesman; his childhood, education, and the Italian Campaign. Everything feels truncated. This should have been a 4-6 episode mini-series. Love to see a well-financed French 🇫🇷 Film Production of Napoléon. 1/5 or 2/10 And, that's being merciful to this PowerPoint Presentation excuse for a movie.

1:21 TRUE. Even "back in the day" you had Princesses that were mermaids, Arabs, Chinese, Native American, and even French. Maybe that they are tall and pretty? Same art style? 2:32 Bit too far dude. Little kids can totally be racist. They absolutely can so racist. And that's before they get on XBOX live. 9:56 Wait, so is each ethnicity a racial stereotype (Asian guy knows Kung Fu and wears a rice farmer hat) or a trope stereotype (Asian guy is wacky)? Because the first one is racist and not-woke, and the other is.... nothing. Wait... so how is it woke? Because they had non-white characters that were underdeveloped? Almost all movies have underdeveloped background characters.