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one of these days i'm going to write a real description and when i do...oh boy, there's gonna be words...lots and lots of words...
#skippysimon NEVER TRUST AN AMERICAN CHRISTIAN! #comedy #funny #humor #lol #religion #politics #maga
HELLO DEAR NON-BELIEVERS, FUTURE NON-BELIEVERS AND CURIOUS RELIGIOUS FOLKS!!!
it is i...L RON JEREMY...bringing you another sunday sermon from here at THE FIRST CHURCH OF THE GOLDEN RULE where we take religious hatred and throw it back in their faces while acting like a mirror to show them how stupid they look...yay satire and ridicule!!! anyway this weeks sermon deals with how you should NEVER trust an american christian ESPECIALLY if they're a maga republican because the maga ones ARE POSESSED BY DEMONS!!! THE DEMON DONALD HAS YOU IN HIS GRASP!!! HE IS THE DEVIL AND THE DEVIL WORSHIPS CASH!!! YOUR CASH!!! HE IS A MONEY WORSHIPING DEMON DEVIL WHO HAS FOOLED THE GULLIBLE EVANGELICAL CHRISTIAN COMMUNITY AND POISONED THE NAME OF JESUS FOREVER!!! DO NOT LET THE DEVIL HAVE POWER BECAUSE HE IS THE DEMON DEVIL DONALD AND HE LIES TO YOU AND CALLS IT TRUTH!!! YOU CAN TELL I MEAN EVERYTHING I AM TYPING BECAUSE IT'S ALL IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!! DONALD IS A DEMON DEVIL WHO HAS MADE AMERICAN CHRISTIANS DEMONIC!!! IT'S TIME TO SEND THE DEVIL DONALD BACK TO HELL FROM WHICH HE CAME!!! TO HELL WITH THE DEMON DONALD!!! TO HELL WITH THE DEVIL DONALD!!! TO HELL WITH THE DEMON DEVIL DONALD!!! now send me your money...
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Thank you for all your cash...
L Ron Jeremy...
it is i...L RON JEREMY...bringing you another sunday sermon from here at THE FIRST CHURCH OF THE GOLDEN RULE where we take religious hatred and throw it back in their faces while acting like a mirror to show them how stupid they look...yay satire and ridicule!!! anyway this weeks sermon deals with how you should NEVER trust an american christian ESPECIALLY if they're a maga republican because the maga ones ARE POSESSED BY DEMONS!!! THE DEMON DONALD HAS YOU IN HIS GRASP!!! HE IS THE DEVIL AND THE DEVIL WORSHIPS CASH!!! YOUR CASH!!! HE IS A MONEY WORSHIPING DEMON DEVIL WHO HAS FOOLED THE GULLIBLE EVANGELICAL CHRISTIAN COMMUNITY AND POISONED THE NAME OF JESUS FOREVER!!! DO NOT LET THE DEVIL HAVE POWER BECAUSE HE IS THE DEMON DEVIL DONALD AND HE LIES TO YOU AND CALLS IT TRUTH!!! YOU CAN TELL I MEAN EVERYTHING I AM TYPING BECAUSE IT'S ALL IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!! DONALD IS A DEMON DEVIL WHO HAS MADE AMERICAN CHRISTIANS DEMONIC!!! IT'S TIME TO SEND THE DEVIL DONALD BACK TO HELL FROM WHICH HE CAME!!! TO HELL WITH THE DEMON DONALD!!! TO HELL WITH THE DEVIL DONALD!!! TO HELL WITH THE DEMON DEVIL DONALD!!! now send me your money...
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Venmo: @Skippy-Simon
Thank you for all your cash...
L Ron Jeremy...
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#skippysimon VETERAN'S DAY FREEBIES!!! #comedy #humor #funny #lol #veteran #military #freestuff
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HELLO VETERAN COMMUNITY!!! IN N OUT HAS A FREE MEAL FOR VETERANS ON VETERANS DAY!!! you heard it here first!!! plus plenty of other places have free stuff for veterans...THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!!! don't forget to follow me on instagram n tiktok n onlyfans... @onemansausageparty
#skippysimon MAD MEX GOBBLERITO REVIEW #mukbang #review #comedy #funny #humor #lol #pittsburgh
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what's goin dahn??? took ma dahn mad mex for lunch n'at because i'm a good son n'at...btw, GET THE GOBBLERITO AT MAD MEX!!! IT'S INCREDIBLE!!! THANKGIVING IN A BURRITO!!! AMAZING!!! i loved it!!! btw, follow me on instagram n tiktok n onlyfans n'at... @onemansausageparty
#skippysimon HOW TO CELEBRATE HEBREW HALLOWEEN!!! #comedy #humor #funny #lol #halloween
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hey all!!! this is a halloween tale about the day after and how you can get free candy and discounts on decorations...WOO HOO!!! follow me on instagram and tiktok if you like fun and follow me on onlyfans because you are fun!!! @onemansausageparty
#skippysimon MY NEPHEW AND I ROBBED A 7-11 ON HALLOWEEN!!! #comedy #funny #humor #lol #halloween
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howdy all!!! my nephew wanted to rob a bank but none were open so we robbed a 7-11 instead...i love that little dude!!! btw, i'm totally the cool uncle...
#skippysimon JEETER JUICE VAPE REVIEW #unboxing #review #mukbang #comedy #humor #funny #lol
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hey you...yeah, you!!! wuzzup??? i just tried the jeeter juice peach vape cart and it sucked!!! check out the video for proof!!! please follow me on the instagrams and the tiktoks and the onlyfans if ya got the time...thanks!!! @onemansausageparty
#skippysimon DON'T BE A POSER/POSEUR!!! #comedy #funny #humor #lol #music #fun
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hey you...yeah you!!! DON'T BE A POSEUR!!! DON'T BE A POSER EITHER!!! go see a band and support the fuck out of them by buying their merch!!! BUY BAND NAMES NOT BRAND NAMES!!! that is all... don't forget to follow me on instagram n tiktok n onlyfans yo... @onemansausageparty
#skippysimon ANARCHIST TALKS POLITICS PART 1 #comedy #funny #humor #lol #politics #maga #trump
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hey all!!! i fukkin HATE politics and i fukkin HATE trump for having me get involved in it...fuck him and his supporters...fukkin idiots... anyway follow me on instagram n tiktok n onlyfans n stuff... @onemansausageparty
#skippysimon THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS FOR TONY HINCHCLIFFE #comedy #humor #funny #lol #tonyhinchcliffe
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hi... it's a sad day for comedy...tony hinchcliffe's comedy career passed away due to a bomb blowing up onstage numerous times during his performance at madison square garden...he was one of america's finest closeted gay comedians but no more...thoughts and prayers for tony... don't forget to follow me on instagram n tiktok n onlyfans if you can find the time to do so...@onemansausageparty
#skippysimon I WAS GIFTED 25 POUNDS OF EDIBLES!!! #comedy #humor #funny #lol #marijuana #food
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hey hey heyyyyyyyy!!! i was just telling my neighbor as i was holding the door for her outside our building that i am only holding the door for her to pay karma forward and that i was using her to do so and not only did i find great parking but i also was gifted 25 pounds of blackberry live resin edibles...damn i love karma!!! i make it good!!! anyhow if you live in los angeles and need some ed...
#skippysimon CHINESE FOOD CHAT PART 2 #mukbang #comedy #humor #funny #lol #food #jre #killtony
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hey kids!!! it's me again...skippy simon...eatin food n talkin shit...in this video i personally call out joe rogan and tony hinchcliffe for polluting the waters of the comedy pool with unpolishable turds...i feel it will help me in comedy as the shitty comics will make me look better by association... don't forget to follow me on instagram n tiktok n onlyfans n stuff... @onemansausageparty
#skippysimon CHINESE FOOD CHAT PART 1 #mukbang #comedy #funny #humor #lol #food #yummy
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howdy howdy!!! today i got cheap chinese food because the dodger's won a home game and panda express gives you half off a 2 item plate if you type 'dodgerswin' in the coupon area on the app when checking out...yay!!! i also talk about last night which was incredible, mind you...anyhoo thanks for readin this now watch the dang video!!! also follow me on instagram n tiktok n onlyfans... @onemansa...
#skippysimon PIZZA CHAT!!! #mukbang #pizza #comedy #humor #funny #lol #food
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hey there video watcher!!! it's time for PIZZA CHAT!!! it's where i tell stories about pizza because i love pizza and yes i would marry it but i would be thrown in jail for eating my wife so that's a no no... anyhow follow me on instagram n tik tok n onlyfans...thanks!!! @onemansausageparty
#skippysimon TURNER'S PEACH ICED TEA #unboxing #mukbang #review #comedy #humor #funny #lol #food
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HELLO ALL!!! i just had my death row final meal...a large deep dish piara hawaiian pizza and turner's peach iced tea...holy crap was that good!!! today was amazing and i got two free chicken sammiches!!! woo hoo!!! anyhoo follow me on instagram n tiktok n onlyfans n stuff!!! @onemansausageparty
#skippysimon WENT DAHN PITTSBURGH N'AT!!! #comedy #humor #funny #lol #pittsburgh
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#skippysimon BUDDIES GUSH MINTZ LIVE RESIN VAPE CART #unboxing #mukbang #review #comedy #funny #lol
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#skippysimon LET CHILDREN SWEAR GOD DAMMIT!!! #comedy #humor #funny #lol #freedom
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#skippysimon THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS IS SATANIC!!! #LRonJeremy #comedy #religion #christmas
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#skippysimon CHRISTIANS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE HURRICANES!!! #religion #comedy #funny #humor #lol
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#skippysimon THE BIBLE IS DEMONIC!!! #religion #bible #comedy #humor #funny #lol
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And your tears will wash all that urine away. You are disgusting. I hope you were not urinating in public. #sexoffender
Only a liberal would piss on the word America
Overdramatic much. Who is this guy? He said he'll be at the Store like we should all know him? He talking about the Belly Room? It's open to the public random homeless man.
This dude skippy started the trend “white guys for Kamala” lol what a MO!!!😂
Everyone is fair game in comedy dumbass Also, kamala is the racist one if you can’t figure that out you shouldn’t vote.
WTF are you moaning about dude??
Yeah man his pod killed it last night 😂😂😂😂 I don’t think you realize that liberals are not the alternative crowd anymore you are not punk you are an establishment ballwasher. The magnetic polls of the comedy world have shifted ;-)
This guy drinks tap water and has all the 15 covid jabs
From flint
This is like the 3rd time he gets "cancelled" 😂 he'll be ok.
You just spewed nothing but hate for 14 minutes. For someone who doesn't watch TV, you sure have all their Trump nonsense memorized like a good little sheep. "I dont like either side!" Is a cop-out bitch move to deflect criticism when you're not smart enough to defend the side you've chosen. You're an idiot manchild and nazis aren't real. Listen to your parents, little boy.
My man, the internet really doesn't need or want your commentary. Read the room, nobody wants your page or content.
they crawlin out the woordwork to dry and drift along on Tonys coattails now
Wait he's a comedian?? Obviously doesn't have a name needs to ride others dicks to be relevant.
Tony will be just fine. Learn to take a joke.
sad to see people cant take a joke
I seen you on the Megan’s law list
Drunken snowflake…..
Yoo supp man im a new subscriber i am 9 year old😊
as a kid (europe): swearing is fun because you can get in trouble for it and that's what is fun about it! if it becomes allowed and normalized it's not as fun anymore (i fucking agree with you)
thaaaaaank yooooooou!!! i was just at home and i told my niece and nephew, 10 and 7 respectively, that whenever i'm around you can swear as much as you like and my nephew comes over and whispers in my ear, 'fuck yeah!!!'...i love that little dude!!!
ExistS. Not exist
youre a standup comedian?
Did you not watch the video? He literally said he was like 3 times you dingus
So true brother trump sucks ass
fuck yeah he do!!!
one of the greatest ever!!!
this video singlehandedly killed kamala harris' presidential campaign
When you use your finger to make this music play backwards then you can hear satanic backwards masking in his lyrics
SAIL HATAN!!!
Very sane individual here. Tough to see a mental breakdown happen.
do be so judgmental pal...mental breakdowns are like getting a season pass to your favorite amusement park for free!!! just remember...you can burn a bible for heat in the winter...
@@onemansausageparty You'll get even more extra heat from burning that bible when you are in hell!
You Seem Normal 😁Hail Satan 💙
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thanks!!! my normal is fun!!! SAIL HATAN!!!
@@onemansausageparty 😁
I sent it to black pill and redpillers
We can't get no women to marry and have kids cause of God made women for evil plan to drop our population
God made leviathan Lucifer's watch dog Godzilla also called on movies edomites and nephilium sasquatch called also demons which are called monster demons mutants from Lucifer's bomb radiation who but the bop shobot is nuke radiation turning animals Kaiju demons like song in fifties shaboom shaboom radiation demon agredient to make mutant men and monsters
i don't know what i just read but i fukkin loved it!!! thanks!!!
Yeah Godzilla demon
Im a new sub ❤i hope you'll be popular
thaaaaaaank yooooooou!!! i appreciate the kind words...you are great!!!
From the title alone i knew this was the gold standard. Skippy kills it man 😂
thank you thank you thank you now send me all your money!!!
This is so awesome
thanks!!! you're pretty great yourself!!!
@@onemansausageparty :) thank you very much
Alzheimer's is a helluva disease. Meth is a helluva drug. This is a bit of both.
Somebody get their drunk uncle off the internet. This is clearly clinical over exposure to autistism.
Today in things that people think are funny when they spend too much time by themselves.
dunno how i got these video on my main page but damn xD Youre camera quality has the flare of an 80s horror video - i can count the frames between each movement xD Youre not funny if you have to add on your own the hastags "Funny, Humor" etc xD If anything at all you and this video is a big, BIG failure - which is granted, funny on its own :D
Dude just stop. Cringe
L Ron Hubbard
thog dont caare
A fine example of what not to become as you get old
If you are really bad at coming up with fine examples.
Unfunny boomer atheist, Jesus was a real man who lived. Many of his followers and disciples were because they wouldn't deny that Jesus had been resurrected. These are historical facts. Many atheists have had after-death experiences and have turned to Jesus because of it.
You are a bad ass Skippy, happy to have found your channel
thaaaaaaaaank yooooooooou!!! i will make more stuff for you to enjoy yay!!!
Anti-Christian is the safest form of criticism today. Mock the jews and watch your channel get striked.
Absolutely this guy speaks like he is one of the tribe.
This is top tier content
i will love you forever now send me your money...
Filthy Catholic here. Long Live Christ the King. You can be forgiven. It's not too late.
blah blah blah...fart fart fart...the catholic church is a pedophile relocation program...KEEP KIDS OUT OF CHURCH AND AWAY FROM THE BIBLE!!! this is a message from l ron jeremy and the first church of the golden rule...
@@onemansausageparty God bless you.
Jesus of Nazareth constantly and consistently plagiarised Sakyamuni Buddha. He was a fraud.
aughta try Red Baron's French Bread pizzas, they are good for when ya have the munchies especially when ya got spare bacon bits
i used to get the french bread pizzas from costco and got burnt out on french bread pizza...got burnt out on marie calendar pot pies too...i'll never stop loving the trail mix from costco though...that's my jam!!!
Congrats on the coupon honoring brother
thanks!!! i play a lot at dave n busters!!! i did a couple live streams on my instagram and won big!!! i heart that place...
ok i watched more of the video and youre based af. new fan here.
thaaaaaank yoooooou!!! what does based mean...i'm not down with the modern lingo...
these are profound questions, and you're right based on how you wrote them.
i just want to help people understand they can be good people if not great without religion...i have read a good amount of religious books and they all kinda suck...as a fan of literature most religious books lack plot and split between first person and third person depending on what chapter of what book you read...religion keeps us looking in the rear view mirror and you can't go forward looking backward without causing a wreck...religion causes good people to do bad things...i want to help people not do bad things...
This is wild af and i love it.
wild as fuck is my favorite flavor!!! enjoy!!!