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Why You Should Play F-Zero 99 NOW!!
I know it's a month late since the 1.5 update but...
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What Is Small Soldiers War for the Nekron?
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DISCLAIMER: Any comments made about Kevin Comadran and his company are matters of opinion. This one came out way later than I was hoping it would. Life kept getting in the way, and now I'm not sure how relevant any of this really is. Still, the information is now out there all in one spot for people to be made aware of.
Watching the ORIGINAL Mario Movie in 2023
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I got sick while editing this, so interpret that as you will. Special thanks to The Mushroom Kingdom for giving me a place to grab music clips, the Mario Movie Archive for providing the concept art pieces, and my wife for putting up with my goofy bullshit. (I tried to show her this video. She gave up at the Yoshi reveal) The music from the opening and ending is called "Sunset At The Mushroom Ca...
The Metroid Iceberg Image Explained (RE-UPLOAD)
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2:51 - Layer 1, Space 22:34 - Layer 2, Crateria 33:24 - Layer 3, Brinstar 46:40 - Layer 4, Kraid 1:03:10 - Layer 5, Norfair 1:24:59 - Layer 6, Ridley 1:44:59 - Layer 7, Tourian 2:21:57 - Music List There's still a lot I wish I could've done for this video. You'll notice that some layers are visually inconsistant with eachother in transitions, there was a couple of extra points I wanted to add t...
The Cancelled Metroid Multi-Player Game
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Follow me on twitter @dashboardcomics to get updates on the progress of the iceberg video. In the meantime, please check out my webcomics. You like Metroid, so clearly you like women that blow shit up. Mighty Machine is all about a robot girl blowing shit up. It's like a marriage of Power Puff Girls, My Life As A Teenage Robot and Megaman. It even has the style of those early 2000's cartoons. w...
The Gaming Icon the World Forgot [PREVIEW]
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This was supposed to be one of those feature length youtube videos, and this is all I could get done in the month of February. Having a life really eats up your productivity. Go bug me about when the next part is coming on my twitter: @dashboardcomics Go visit my website for more regular content: dashboardcomics.net
Bomberman HAD AN ANIME!?
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I had no idea this existed until Mother's Basement mentioned it. Get this video to 5,000 views and I'll make more of these types of vids. In the meantime, my website has even more distractions for you, including free webcomics and web novels. dashboardcomics.net Twitter: @dashboardcomics Instagram: @dashboardcomics TikTok: @dashboardcomics
Explaining Guilty Gear To My Wife
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Tbh I'm glad I didn't get to explain the story. I don't have the 3 hours required to explain the basics.
Why Are Old People Conservative?
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This is the last practice video I make before my big project. Maybe I'll make more of these at some point since they're easy-ish to produce.
Why Do People Believe in Ancient Aliens?
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Why Do People Believe in Ancient Aliens?
POC's Response To Genshin Impact's Race Controversy
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POC's Response To Genshin Impact's Race Controversy
Cats Hate Pixie Sticks
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Cats Hate Pixie Sticks
Global Salt Power #4
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Global Salt Power #4
Global Salt Power #3
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Global Salt Power #3
Global Salt Power #2
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Global Salt Power #2
Global Salt Power #1, A Smash Ultimate Fail Compilation
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Global Salt Power #1, A Smash Ultimate Fail Compilation
The Last For Glory Video Ever Made
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The Last For Glory Video Ever Made
That Time I Took A Stock Off Mew2King
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That Time I Took A Stock Off Mew2King
Scrubs FAIL to Out Smart Little Mac
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Scrubs FAIL to Out Smart Little Mac
The REAL Reason Why Fighting Games Are Hard || Fighting Words #1
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The REAL Reason Why Fighting Games Are Hard || Fighting Words #1

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  • @moonshoesthecat7277
    @moonshoesthecat7277 11 днів тому

    absolute TRAGEDY these designs aren't going to anything. i would have bought a PvE Hero Shooter with these designs but... FUCK ME i guess we live in the worst timeline where Trump is president again and Harambe dying caused our timeline to go to the shitter

  • @Elonyx.studios
    @Elonyx.studios 24 дні тому

    Not sure how I feel about this one. I had to rush through the editing in order to get it out before November 5th, There’s typos and editing flaws that I couldn’t patch up until it was too late, Videopad gave me a lot of difficulty and lacked the plugins to really sell the old VHS shot-on-shiteo aesthetic, and this is my first time being on camera in years. Well, it’s out now. It is what it is… I’m gonna go into an alcohol-induced coma now. Don’t wake me up if Trump won.

  • @Ooyama1997
    @Ooyama1997 Місяць тому

    And nothing of value was lost.

  • @ghostlithium
    @ghostlithium Місяць тому

    Your voice is like Dr Light from Mega Man 8 💯

  • @ghostlithium
    @ghostlithium Місяць тому

    What the hell is an iceberg?

  • @Metapaloozashow2
    @Metapaloozashow2 Місяць тому

    Why DON’T they make this movie, if people really liked it? I want this to become a real movie! Like if you agree 👍

    • @Elonyx.studios
      @Elonyx.studios Місяць тому

      @@Metapaloozashow2 alas, it's been a year now and as far as I know, nothing has come of it. I'm sure the artists that made this wanted this to happen as much as the rest of us, but I'm starting to think Kevin had no intentions of seeing this project through.

    • @Metapaloozashow2
      @Metapaloozashow2 Місяць тому

      @@Elonyx.studios that’s a darn shame. I could tell real love went into this fan trailer. We should get people to petition for this movie to become real! We have the power to change things. It’s possible! This film idea is cool. It would be a shame not to make it! With all the garbage that Hollywood produces lately. This concept is easy buckets, right there!

  • @worshiptutorials2134
    @worshiptutorials2134 3 місяці тому

    “Just in ballet” Bailey = Japanese to English mistranslation of ballet (leotard = ballet) Never heard this as a theory anywhere but it seems logical and plausible to me thanks

  • @proplaystowin
    @proplaystowin 3 місяці тому

    6:10 i just beat this game few days ago, there is no gravity suit in metroid 1, it was introduced in super

    • @Elonyx.studios
      @Elonyx.studios 3 місяці тому

      @@proplaystowin I think I'm so used to the gravity suit being the 2nd armor upgrade I got it mixed up.

  • @healthybeautynutricioncoac4562
    @healthybeautynutricioncoac4562 3 місяці тому

    The Fact that they Deleted their Channel

  • @Robo-Hector
    @Robo-Hector 3 місяці тому

    Lol they deleted their channel 😂 DreamWorks must've finally stepped in

  • @unitedversaltoys7617
    @unitedversaltoys7617 4 місяці тому

    I was born in the same year and I love the movie, and was happy that a reboot was happening but now not sure, but if it does come out, hooray!

  • @scoticvsgossage9378
    @scoticvsgossage9378 4 місяці тому

    When this first dropped I inquired as to the possibility of working as a voice actor for the film. Initial response was positive, but then communication halted entirely. Tried a couple times to get a hold of the composer for the film, the producer, and the director over the past month. No dice. I think one of two things happened: 1. They were contacted by Dreamworks, as Small Soldiers was their production originally, and given a cease and desist order. 2. The project was itself an advertisement for the production team and therefore will be receiving no further updates. Real shame, because the designs for the toy's screamed late 2000's action figures. 10-12 year old me would have been obsessed with them. Anyone remember that series of crash dummy exploding vehicles? Bright orange trim, dark blues and greens, like the Space Elite.

  • @fredjones2170
    @fredjones2170 4 місяці тому

    Fantastic video! Thanks for making this, I really enjoyed watching it! A couple things to add: * The Wrecked Ship isn’t the Pirate Mothership in Zero Mission; it’s buried UNDER it. You can still explore parts of it, and they’re distinguished by the old, yellow-green and blue color scheme of the walls. * Other M’s always been canon, and Nintendo never considered the Prime games non-canon either: Other M is referenced a couple times in Federation Force, and it’s commemorated as artwork in Dread. As for the Prime games, Nintendo decided to make them part of the main series’ canon early in Prime 1’s development. Sakamoto even said in an interview for Other M that the Prime games are part of the Metroid timeline, albeit telling a story arc that’s not related to the 2D games’ storyline (different planets, different antagonists, etc.). The only reason anyone doubted the Prime games’ canonicity was because of one of Other M’s MANY sloppy writing oversights… and that game already had inconsistencies with the 2D games, too

  • @hulkgloeckle4249
    @hulkgloeckle4249 5 місяців тому

    And still its bin a year since we haven't herd any update

    • @FlameForgedSoul
      @FlameForgedSoul 5 місяців тому

      And still it's _been_ a year since we've _heard_ of any updates.

  • @Foreg0ne
    @Foreg0ne 5 місяців тому

    51:13 actually, you can hear those voice on the PAL version of the game.

    • @OzMotion64
      @OzMotion64 4 місяці тому

      Can’t you hear those in remastered too?

    • @Foreg0ne
      @Foreg0ne 4 місяці тому

      @@OzMotion64 No, they have been removed from the remastered version.

  • @thedragonslayer7294
    @thedragonslayer7294 6 місяців тому

    Uh oh, looks like the War for the Nekron devs got to this guy. He hasn’t uploaded in 8 months 😰

    • @Elonyx.studios
      @Elonyx.studios 6 місяців тому

      Actually I'm still alive. Sadly the booby traps in my house for the attack lawyers went to waste. I have plans for other videos, but making videos is long and hard, and trying to make em between a job, a child, and my other projects, is even harder.

    • @thedragonslayer7294
      @thedragonslayer7294 6 місяців тому

      @@Elonyx.studios It’s all good man, glad to know you’re ok 😊

  • @solidskulltripleaces5881
    @solidskulltripleaces5881 6 місяців тому

    There's actually a bio of both sides did you mean leaders are brother and sister although the brother got turned into one of them

  • @marcosmata8233
    @marcosmata8233 7 місяців тому

    Do they have plans to make small soldiers war for the necron movie?

    • @Elonyx.studios
      @Elonyx.studios 7 місяців тому

      As stated in the video, the end goal of this project is to make a feature length movie. Last time I checked, no progress has been announced on that front, and for the reasons I described in the vid, I'm very skeptical that it ever will.

  • @Yubfan69420
    @Yubfan69420 8 місяців тому

    Thanks 👍

  • @judahthejwizard2734
    @judahthejwizard2734 9 місяців тому

    This would literally be the perfect action figure game. Hypercharged didnt have the personality for units but what as close as i think well get any time soon. Theres still hope for a UE5 toy rts like action figure starcraft. I jsut love toy games

    • @Elonyx.studios
      @Elonyx.studios 9 місяців тому

      I remembered when I was a kid, a toy-soldier style RTS game was something I wanted more than anything. 20 years later and I'm still waiting T_T

  • @gundamboi2244
    @gundamboi2244 9 місяців тому

    You know what's worse about this there is actually good stuff in this like some background lore on some of the toy characters or why they're fighting in the first place.

    • @Elonyx.studios
      @Elonyx.studios 9 місяців тому

      I know right?? That's why I spent so much time trying to highlight the artists behind this. All thier talent and effort may be potentially wasted by terrible management!

  • @showoffvideo
    @showoffvideo 9 місяців тому

    Super Metroid also shows you a video sequence about how to use Crystal Flash (without showing you LR+Hold fire inputs), Infinite Bomb Jumping (with a more difficult route into Kraid's lair of all places) and also a hint to how to get into Marida properly in the title sequence of the game. It also shows you power bomb + beam combos too.

  • @BattleBound
    @BattleBound 9 місяців тому

    Trust me, it was actually insane when we saw it at the time, too.

  • @slug3982
    @slug3982 9 місяців тому

    I don't play but like the game is Chinese, and we all know what they think of black people...

  • @flameyoshi07
    @flameyoshi07 11 місяців тому

    Damn

  • @Buhhhdy
    @Buhhhdy Рік тому

    47:45 this makes super metroid and metroid prime 1 even more related now

  • @sylux_hunter
    @sylux_hunter Рік тому

    As a huge Metroid Fan for 10 years, this iceberg video was something ive been waiting for! Really enjoyed every bit of it, as i too like doing my research, this covered mostly everything ive been going throughout my Metroid life! Truly your the man👊

  • @OMGreviewer
    @OMGreviewer Рік тому

    CAPTAIN HOT DOG!!!

  • @crait
    @crait Рік тому

    Really glad you're making a video about this. Yep, it's a deceptive scam, like his NFT scam. 👍

    • @Elonyx.studios
      @Elonyx.studios Рік тому

      Couldn't have made this without your diligant research!

  • @s2korpionic
    @s2korpionic Рік тому

    With that side shaved hairstyle what'd you expect?

  • @riotbreaker3506
    @riotbreaker3506 Рік тому

    It doesn't really feel like Small Soldiers anyways, from the title and trailer, it looks way too preoccupied with the military imagery of the Commando Elite. Kind of a problem when the original narrative was about corporate brainwashing of children vs the genuine world-building of the peaceful Gargonites.

    • @thomaskrogh1244
      @thomaskrogh1244 6 місяців тому

      Its kinda like the original. The commando elite was used in the marketing and the trailer focus on nothing but the commandos and the Name is small soldiers they tried to bait and switch

  • @clawofthefallen
    @clawofthefallen Рік тому

    If you liked the legal clusterf*k that is this company's shenanigans with Medabots, I urge you to look into Harmony Gold and Macross/Robotech. These suckers have been hogging the distribution rights for macross since the EIGHTIES and all we got was a shit comic and a mid PS2 game (YES it was MID and can't even compare to the game Sega-AM2 developed for the PS2) while Macross had TONS of sequels, games and toys since the series is active TO THIS DAY and Harmony Gold only puts out the BARE MININUM to keep the rights while going after anybody who tries doing anything related to Macross or Mospeada outside Japan. They even went after Battletech who allegedly also had licensed Macross (and a few other japanese mechs) for their early editions of the tabletop game. Something they only managed to work around in the last 5 years with the "reseen" mechs that are redesigned from Macross and a handful other classic mechs from Japan. Harmony Gold also sued HASBRO because the Transformer Jetfire originally was a repainted Valkyrie from Macross and Harmony Gold forced them to redesign hin for the cartoon show.

  • @DavinLong
    @DavinLong Рік тому

    The fact that this promising and intruging concept for a Small Soldiers reboot has a bunch of nft-scammers as its executive producers upsets me! I only pray this project distances itself from those three, hearing about their shifty scams that would get them sued and invalid of any credibility they might've had!

    • @moonshoesthecat7277
      @moonshoesthecat7277 11 днів тому

      Dreamworks should honestly just scoop up the designs through court. and then make the reboot because now there is a mutual profitable hype for it.

  • @08productions.-_
    @08productions.-_ Рік тому

    Ahhh man I was hyped I watched the first movie with my dad but now whyyyy

  • @JonathanToolonie
    @JonathanToolonie Рік тому

    Me watching the Small Soldiers short: *Much rejoicing* Me after watching this video: *Concerned sweating intensifying.*

  • @thomasmanley9118
    @thomasmanley9118 Рік тому

    Gotta admit I was skeptical when I first saw this, thought it was gonna be a class based shooter or something, I am tentatively exited now...

  • @valjester8342
    @valjester8342 Рік тому

    Damn. Also filming a laptop screen to get Broll is super creative and i kinda like the effect.

  • @hunterv9983
    @hunterv9983 Рік тому

    Would be a cool movie

  • @noahdigit430
    @noahdigit430 Рік тому

    We live in a very, very dark timeline.

  • @Seffyzero
    @Seffyzero Рік тому

    Did you accidentally drop this video into a vat of "make everything really blurry" juice?

    • @Elonyx.studios
      @Elonyx.studios Рік тому

      I used a filter to add a CRT TV static effect. I can't afford a capture card so almost all the footage is just recording my laptop screen. It was gonna look like crap anyways so I decided to lean further into the "shot-on-shitteo" vibe.

    • @davemarx7856
      @davemarx7856 Рік тому

      I admire the guerilla style videography. Making it work. Heck yeah.

  • @ExtraMedium665
    @ExtraMedium665 Рік тому

    Thanks for digging into this! The actually artists creating the video know how to make a kickass flick. Too bad its funded by a "gotcha!" Nft chuckle fuck

  • @warriorseamonkey1693
    @warriorseamonkey1693 Рік тому

    Ive been in the DC metro and that place was messed up. Im pretty sure I saw Mother Brain down there

  • @davancleere5957
    @davancleere5957 Рік тому

    I love these videos literally can’t fall asleep without them

  • @Elonyx.studios
    @Elonyx.studios Рік тому

    UPDATE: I did see the new Mario movie on opening week. IT WAS GREAT! It was everything a proper adaptation should've been! Although it hasn't changed my feelings about the original. As a life long Mario fan, I love BOTH of these movies equally. For different reasons, but it all boils down to the fact that both films are pure FUN. Sometimes that's all a movie needs to be to be good.

  • @CrustyMcButternuts
    @CrustyMcButternuts Рік тому

    Man, I totally forgot this movie existed! Also this commentary was the funniest shit I've seen in a long time.

  • @animekid9000
    @animekid9000 Рік тому

    I have seen a official source that referred to the Metroids as a "monocellular lifeform" but I've forgotten where that's from. May be one of the early manuals or the Super Metroid comic as I've read through some of that lately. I'll update this whenever I find it again. Edit: at least one source seems to be a press kit profile for Super Metroid that contains this paragraph: "Metroids! This species of energy draining, unicellular aliens can be frozen, then shattered with a blast from one of my missiles, but when they are in their normal, pulsating state, they can absorb my attack. They're treacherous!" Oh another thing, Ridley being from Zebes is from the first game's manual. It says that Ridley is an native lifeform to Zebes that is mindcontrolled by Mother Brain. Geoform 187 is from a Metroid Prime scan I believe. Yep, here it is: Space Pirate encrypted data decoded. Log 10.891.0 The reconstruction of geoform 187, code-named Ridley, was recently completed. After his defeat on Zebes, Command ordered a number of metagenetic improvements for him. Though aggressive, we were able to implement these changes in a cycle. The metamorphosis was painful, but quite successful in the end. Early tests indicate a drastic increase in strength, mobility, and offensive capability. Cybernetic modules and armor plating have been added as well. We believe our creation, now called Meta Ridley, will become the mainstay of our security force, a job he will certainly relish.

    • @animekid9000
      @animekid9000 Рік тому

      Sorry I'm back as I've not actually finished watching your video yet rip. About the Phantoon thing, I think that the ghost thing is a invention from the english manual in that specific case. I recall reading that in the japanese manual the suggestion is that its a projection from Mother Brain?

  • @xxStaroftheShow
    @xxStaroftheShow Рік тому

    feat. me trying to do my best old lady impersonation while also dealing with a stuffy nose that day 😂

  • @anthonycory2116
    @anthonycory2116 Рік тому

    If the day is wrong and the time is wrong it is because you booked it wrong. The vast majority of bookings are done online so before you go yelling at your customer service representative remember who it was that book it in the first place.

  • @xxStaroftheShow
    @xxStaroftheShow Рік тому

    me, currently at my job excessively howling at this: 😂😂😂😂♥️