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Welcome to HFY Vengeance: Where Humanity Shines Across the Cosmos!
Dive into "Humanity, F*** Yeah!" sci-fi, celebrating human ingenuity and spirit in the face of cosmic challenges. At HFY Vengeance, we bring you stories where humans aren't just survivors-we're the heroes of the galactic stage.
What to Expect:
Epic tales of human bravery and resilience
First Contact scenarios showcasing our unique perspective
Humans as mysterious ancients or galaxy-shaking newcomers
Exploration of human creativity and ethics in alien contexts
Regular uploads of narrated HFY stories
From outsmarting ancient AI to befriending tentacled aliens, HFY Vengeance is your home for sci-fi that puts humanity in the spotlight. Subscribe now and join our community of cosmic explorers as we remind the universe why humanity is a force to be reckoned with-one story at a time!
#HFY #ScienceFiction #SpaceOpera #HumanityFuckYeah #CosmicTales
Dive into "Humanity, F*** Yeah!" sci-fi, celebrating human ingenuity and spirit in the face of cosmic challenges. At HFY Vengeance, we bring you stories where humans aren't just survivors-we're the heroes of the galactic stage.
What to Expect:
Epic tales of human bravery and resilience
First Contact scenarios showcasing our unique perspective
Humans as mysterious ancients or galaxy-shaking newcomers
Exploration of human creativity and ethics in alien contexts
Regular uploads of narrated HFY stories
From outsmarting ancient AI to befriending tentacled aliens, HFY Vengeance is your home for sci-fi that puts humanity in the spotlight. Subscribe now and join our community of cosmic explorers as we remind the universe why humanity is a force to be reckoned with-one story at a time!
#HFY #ScienceFiction #SpaceOpera #HumanityFuckYeah #CosmicTales
How a Deathworlder’s ‘Simple’ Homework Left the Alien Class in Chaos | HFY Stories
When Dax Triliph, a six-appendaged alien from a peaceful civilization, is assigned to study humanity, he expects a straightforward cultural exchange. Instead, he finds himself navigating Earth’s chaotic backyard experiments led by a fearless human with an affinity for duct tape and explosions. 🌍💥
This hilarious sci-fi tale combines humor, ingenuity, and intergalactic misunderstandings as Dax learns just how unpredictable-and remarkable-Deathworlders can be. From rocket-fueled chaos to philosophical realizations, this story is a tribute to humanity's boundless creativity and resilience. 🌠✨
💥 Key Moments:
A six-appendaged alien vs. duct tape 🚀
Explosions, backyard science, and unexpected teamwork 🧪🔥
Chaos in an alien classroom 🌌
🌌 Perfect for fans of:
HFY stories, Douglas Adams-style humor, and intergalactic comedy with a heart.
🌟 Characters Featuring in This Story:
Dax Triliph: A cautious alien with six appendages, armed with survival gear and a lot of anxiety. He’s the reluctant hero trying to make sense of humanity’s chaotic brilliance. 🛸🤯
Ellie Granger: A fearless, optimistic Earthling who thinks every problem can be solved with duct tape and enthusiasm. She’s chaos incarnate, but she calls it creativity. 🌍🔥
Professor Gnibgnib: A stern insect-like alien with a passion for intergalactic education. His belief in logic is challenged by humanity’s peculiar ways. 📖🪲
This hilarious sci-fi tale combines humor, ingenuity, and intergalactic misunderstandings as Dax learns just how unpredictable-and remarkable-Deathworlders can be. From rocket-fueled chaos to philosophical realizations, this story is a tribute to humanity's boundless creativity and resilience. 🌠✨
💥 Key Moments:
A six-appendaged alien vs. duct tape 🚀
Explosions, backyard science, and unexpected teamwork 🧪🔥
Chaos in an alien classroom 🌌
🌌 Perfect for fans of:
HFY stories, Douglas Adams-style humor, and intergalactic comedy with a heart.
🌟 Characters Featuring in This Story:
Dax Triliph: A cautious alien with six appendages, armed with survival gear and a lot of anxiety. He’s the reluctant hero trying to make sense of humanity’s chaotic brilliance. 🛸🤯
Ellie Granger: A fearless, optimistic Earthling who thinks every problem can be solved with duct tape and enthusiasm. She’s chaos incarnate, but she calls it creativity. 🌍🔥
Professor Gnibgnib: A stern insect-like alien with a passion for intergalactic education. His belief in logic is challenged by humanity’s peculiar ways. 📖🪲
Переглядів: 12
Відео
How Deathworlders Accidentally Became Masters of Extreme Survival Training | HFY Stories
Переглядів 523 години тому
🌌 What happens when an alien species obsessed with order encounters the chaotic, coffee-fueled improvisation of humanity? The Kreebaltans, a hyper-logical alien race, set out to study Earth-the infamous Deathworld. From hurricanes and angry bees to something humans call “Black Friday,” these aliens quickly realize that humans are not just surviving but THRIVING in their madness. 💡 But here’s th...
The Deathworlder Fixed an Alien Guardian-What Happened Next Was Unbelievable | HFY Stories
Переглядів 1092 години тому
Stranded on Earth, an alien guardian named Gronx Velpantog just wants to fix his ship and escape this terrifying "Deathworld." Enter Todd Sputnick-a human with more confidence than skill-who offers his “help.” Together, they face malfunctioning coffee makers, soap-wielding battles, and the wrath of Galactic Command. But against all odds (and common sense), Todd might just save the day… or at le...
How Earth's Class 13 Deathworld Label Shocked the Entire Galaxy | HFY Stories
Переглядів 3,4 тис.2 години тому
🌌 What happens when the Galactic Union discovers that Earth is a Class 13 Deathworld? Chaos, confusion, and... duct tape?! 🛠️💥 Join Greg Silva, the most average forklift operator on Earth, as he inadvertently becomes the galaxy’s ambassador for humanity. 🤷♂️☕ With alien diplomats panicking over coffee, extreme sports, and the mysterious power of “vibes,” this hilarious Sci-Fi adventure dives i...
When a Deathworlder Crashed Gym Class, Alien Students Panicked | HFY Stories
Переглядів 7412 години тому
🌌 What happens when the galaxy’s most feared species accidentally joins a peaceful alien gym class? Chaos, laughter, and inspiration collide in this HFY (Humanity, F Yeah!*) sci-fi story packed with humor, heart, and absurdity. When T'Kal, a fearless human from the infamous Deathworld of Earth, crash-lands in the middle of an interspecies gym class, the last thing the timid alien students expec...
The Human Was Given a 0% Chance to Survive-Then He Shattered All Expectations | HFY Stories
Переглядів 8024 години тому
In a galaxy where logic reigns supreme, one species stands out as the ultimate wild card: humans. When Burt Halstead, a painfully average Earthling, is abducted by the bureaucratic and probability-obsessed Zoglorks, the odds of his survival are declared at 0%. Yet, through sheer clumsiness, accidental genius, and a glowing alien coffee cup, Burt defies every expectation. From navigating a slipp...
Aliens Terrified by Deathworlder's 'Dangerous Heat Device' for Hair | HFY Stories
Переглядів 1654 години тому
When a group of cautious alien scientists intercepts a seemingly harmless human broadcast, they uncover what they believe is the galaxy’s most dangerous weapon-a hairdryer. Join the nervous T’klath delegation as they investigate this Earth-shattering “heat device” in a hilarious journey of misunderstandings, overreactions, and intergalactic absurdity. From a terrified alien council to a hairsty...
The Reason Deathworlders' 'Hot Water Treatment' Is Considered Pure Torture by Aliens | HFY Stories
Переглядів 6997 годин тому
When the brilliant yet easily discomforted Zarthikian aliens uncover humanity’s bizarre “Hot Water Treatment,” they’re convinced it’s a barbaric torture ritual. Determined to unravel this mystery, the ever-curious Griblix ventures to Earth, only to find himself plunged-quite literally-into the steaming depths of hot tubs and saunas. What begins as a mission of skepticism turns into a cultural e...
Alien Doctors Shocked as Deathworlder Shrugs Off Injuries That Would Cripple Most Species | HFY
Переглядів 2,4 тис.9 годин тому
What happens when an unbreakable human crash-lands on a hyper-advanced alien medical station? Chaos, confusion, and a LOT of laughter! In this Humanity, F Yeah!* sci-fi story, we follow the misadventures of Jax Mortenson, a rugged Earthling who shrugs off injuries that would leave most species incapacitated. When he arrives at The Scalpel of the Stars, the galaxy’s premier medical facility, the...
Alien Soldiers Stunned as a Deathworlder Faced an Entire Army Alone | HFY Stories
Переглядів 21612 годин тому
SUBSCRIBE IF YOU ARE HUMAN! Story Made By Me.
Alien Instructors Stunned When a Deathworlder Described Galactic Warfare as ‘Light Training’ | HFY
Переглядів 80214 годин тому
What happens when humanity-a species hailing from the infamous Deathworld known as Earth-is thrown into a galaxy-wide training program designed to push recruits to their breaking point? Chaos, hilarity, and plenty of duct tape! Follow the story of Brick, Spud, and Alexis as they shock their alien instructors and fellow recruits with their unique approach to galactic warfare, treating simulated ...
Alien Instructors Freaked Out When a Deathworlder Cadet Completed a 7-Day Training in Just One Hour
Переглядів 32714 годин тому
Welcome to the Intergalactic Stellar Academy for Advanced Operatives-a place where only the galaxy’s bravest (or most foolish) cadets come to survive the toughest simulations ever designed. That is, until Ethan Griggson, a human from Earth-a so-called "Deathworlder"-arrives to join the ranks. Tasked with a week-long survival training program, Ethan turns the impossible into a casual afternoon s...
The Day a Deathworlder Put It All on the Line for an Alien Species Everyone Else Abandoned | HFY
Переглядів 24014 годин тому
In a galaxy teetering on the edge of bureaucracy and chaos, one scruffy human dared to defy logic, reason, and a stern Galactic Council. Armed with little more than a questionable spaceship, a sarcastic AI, and a toaster he called a “superweapon,” he set out to save the most pitiful alien species ever to slime their way into galactic history. The Glimmorts, gelatinous blobs with no discernible ...
How a Human's Fractured Leg Forced an Entire Alien Battalion to Flee | HFY Stories
Переглядів 26814 годин тому
Rick Mortensen wasn’t looking for fame-he just fell into it. Literally. On the dusty and unremarkable planet of Malark IV, an accidental tumble into a sinkhole and a broken leg somehow turned Rick into the most feared man in the galaxy. Armed with nothing but duct tape, questionable snacks, and a talent for infuriating aliens, Rick unwittingly sparks chaos among the overly cautious Klargons. Th...
Human Eats a Toxic Space Lobster, Leaving Aliens Horrified | HFY Stories
Переглядів 20416 годин тому
In this hilariously absurd sci-fi comedy, humanity’s indomitable spirit (and stomach) takes center stage as Gregor Munch, a fearless foodie from Earth, unwittingly becomes a galactic legend. It all begins aboard the bustling space station Orbis 9, where Gregor casually devours the toxic and terrifying Ulkath Lobster, leaving the alien population horrified, amazed, and utterly confused. As rumor...
Alien Team Horrified When Human Calls Deadly Poison ‘Mildly Spicy’ | HFY Stories
Переглядів 25516 годин тому
Alien Team Horrified When Human Calls Deadly Poison ‘Mildly Spicy’ | HFY Stories
The Day Deathworlders Chose to Drop the Façade of Civilization | HFY Stories
Переглядів 17419 годин тому
The Day Deathworlders Chose to Drop the Façade of Civilization | HFY Stories
How Humanity Unintentionally Became the Universe's Most Feared Species | HFY Stories
Переглядів 55719 годин тому
How Humanity Unintentionally Became the Universe's Most Feared Species | HFY Stories
The Day an Alien Combat Trainer Was Outclassed by a Deathworlder's 'Simple Warm-Up' | HFY Stories
Переглядів 83821 годину тому
The Day an Alien Combat Trainer Was Outclassed by a Deathworlder's 'Simple Warm-Up' | HFY Stories
Alien Marines Stunned as a Deathworlder Continued Fighting Despite a Mortal Wound | HFY Stories
Переглядів 1,3 тис.21 годину тому
Alien Marines Stunned as a Deathworlder Continued Fighting Despite a Mortal Wound | HFY Stories
Deathworlder Rested Calmly in an Alien Battlefield That Left Every Other Species in Panic | HFY
Переглядів 16621 годину тому
Deathworlder Rested Calmly in an Alien Battlefield That Left Every Other Species in Panic | HFY
Aliens Believed They Understood Human Hierarchies-Until ‘Doc’ Took Command Without Instructions |HFY
Переглядів 425День тому
Aliens Believed They Understood Human Hierarchies-Until ‘Doc’ Took Command Without Instructions |HFY
The Day Humanity Conquered the Unconquerable Alien Empire | HFY Stories
Переглядів 103День тому
The Day Humanity Conquered the Unconquerable Alien Empire | HFY Stories
Alien Pilots Speechless When Human Flies Galactic Warship Without Training | HFY Stories
Переглядів 165День тому
Alien Pilots Speechless When Human Flies Galactic Warship Without Training | HFY Stories
Alien Guards Panic as Human Opens 'Impenetrable' Prison Door Barehanded | HFY Stories
Переглядів 572День тому
Alien Guards Panic as Human Opens 'Impenetrable' Prison Door Barehanded | HFY Stories
Alien Mechanics Stunned as Human Fixes Galactic Engine With Duct Tape | HFY Stories
Переглядів 215День тому
Alien Mechanics Stunned as Human Fixes Galactic Engine With Duct Tape | HFY Stories
Galactic Generals Terrified After Seeing Human's 'Friendly' Sparring Techniques | HFY Stories
Переглядів 431День тому
Galactic Generals Terrified After Seeing Human's 'Friendly' Sparring Techniques | HFY Stories
Alien Engineers Terrified as Human Breaks 'Unbreakable' Material Barehanded | HFY Stories
Переглядів 3,5 тис.День тому
Alien Engineers Terrified as Human Breaks 'Unbreakable' Material Barehanded | HFY Stories
Galactic Gym Trainers Panic as Human Masters Every Machine Instantly | HFY Stories
Переглядів 256День тому
Galactic Gym Trainers Panic as Human Masters Every Machine Instantly | HFY Stories
Alien Botanists Horrified When Human Consumes 'Poisonous' Galactic Plant | HFY Stories
Переглядів 1,2 тис.День тому
Alien Botanists Horrified When Human Consumes 'Poisonous' Galactic Plant | HFY Stories
There are way too many ads. I think I'll stop watching this channel.
Adrenaline junkies are terrifying for aliens. Hell, it's scary for some humans
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Okay, I have to admit I got some giggles from this one.
Great story !
N . 5:38 😅😅😅
Much better. If the text not right Best not to use it 👍👍 tbh i think it's better without subtitles. If people want them they can choose to turn them on..
Thank God the flora was venomous and not poisonous
Good story and I like how it show you need to learn all the time to became stronger.
I've never really been sold on excessive snarky commenting by characters to be a legitimate form of dialog. In my mind, it's paints the character as a person with poor impulse control, immature, and lacking in self awareness. Granted if the goal is to craft a comedy with shallow characterizations as some sort of background prop then sure it works for a basic story. But, when you get 50 of these stories it loses its appeal fast. I've come to recognize this style of writing most associated with millennial writers. If you would, I'd like to suggest the Phule's Company series of books by Robert Asprin and Peter J. Heck. I think it might give you a decent example of what a space comedy can look like. And, if you just had some AI churn out this story for you, then try having it write a story in that authors style, you might like the outcome even more.
Pineapple on pizza? No big deal. Try sweet oranges…works very well.
Oranges never thought of that. I try that next time
Ah, the long history of people projecting their own fears onto others
The absurdity of this video of beauty salon tools is so funny. I enjoyed it.
i always love listening to these stories where we always imagined worse deathworlds and the worst one always seem to be earth it would be fun for a movie to come out with a story like this aliens attack earth thinking its an easy target and then all suffer more at the earth itself more than humanity kind of like war of the worlds but more modern or silly
Thanks for the breakdown! A bit off-topic, but I wanted to ask: My OKX wallet holds some USDT, and I have the seed phrase. (alarm fetch churn bridge exercise tape speak race clerk couch crater letter). How can I transfer them to Binance?
WHY? Why are the words always mis-spelled? It makes my eye twitch...
To make it look "Alien"? Or badly translated by a bad AI?
Just wait till they find about the Antarctica 300 club. 200 degree sauna in the for 10 minutes, then a naked walk around South Pole in minus 100 degree outside temperature. Who knows what the wind chill is then.
Thank you so much for this amazing video! A bit off-topic, but I wanted to ask: My OKX wallet holds some USDT, and I have the seed phrase. (alarm fetch churn bridge exercise tape speak race clerk couch crater letter). What's the best way to send them to Binance?
As the aliens know so much about humans, they do not need a sample. How can a being laugh when they are incapable of laughing?
But he didn't throw a granola bar at the space turkeys. It was peanut butter paste. 😂
I bet on numer 6 snail to win
"Smells zestty"😂😂💀
Lol. Good story
"How is he not tired?!?!" Jack: "Nanomachines son."
They harden in response to physical trauma
We're making the mother of all omelettes jack, cant cry over a few cracked eggs
Fun story but completely the opposite of reality. There are planets out there where the wind is mostly composed of serrated glass shards that are constantly flung across the surface at hundreds of miles per hour. Planets where the sunny side is hundreds of degrees Celsius and the dark side drops to negative 150. Worlds with no water at all, or acidic atmospheres. Earth is a damn paradise comparatively.
After all that build up, then no 1+1 answer? That SUCKED.
Aliens are always morons in these stories
It’s kinda funny
Gutrale is going to have a nervous breakdown.
14:10 "He's not human!" Pretty sure aliens meeting their first human would not know that "human idiom". That was funny.
"Steve" got me. Not everyone knows that atmospheric scientists named an anomalous atmospheric event Steve "because we could". As told on video by the people that named it. Nicely done.
It LIKES the duct-tape. DO NOT remove the duct tape unless absolutely necessary, and make sure to either reapply it or put new tape EXACTLY (roughly) where it was before.
Good story
Benny Hill goes to space!
Omg this story could have been told in half the time . Overly wordy with massive repetition of the same thought. This nonsense is becoming way to common
Stories of humans coming back to life. "Humans say they died once as a kid". Would be good.
Now imagine humans with odd gene mutation. Myostatin gene or something
Imagine them realizing we built rollercoasters for fun
😂😂😂 glad the suit is smarter than she is 😂😂😂
Am I the only one that was waiting for another "thunk" after their ship finished it's hyperspace launch?
So a gym instructor or one could say gym leader named brock
Why are generals fainting 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well, I've seen sparring and I have to say the aliens do have a point. It can be quite funny to watch, well, maybe not from an alien's point of view. Personally, I've never seen much point and certainly nothing to fear. By the way, I'm going to my daughter's house for the holiday so I may not be able to view these until I return, in fact, I won't be able to, but I will catch up when I get back. See you then and I look forward to more stories! Can't wait to binge on them!
I love these stories ❤️ 💕 ♥️ 💙 💗
yes "accidental" flamethrowers. very tragic.
Triple the gravity? That means most of her internal organs would have ruptured. 120 lb woman would have instantly became 360 and that's weight directly on your organs not your muscles.. I really hate when authors don't actually think about what the hell they're writing or test it with just basic science.
bro just said AI make a video and boom a video, do something else this is just cringe
hamsters?toaster-flame thrower??oh yeah!!!
Did you know that you can completely destroy a diamond with a glowing hot razor blade?
Why make it so difficult? All you need is a hammer and a hard surface. The diamond will pulverise.
@@palmarolavlklingholm9684 but then you have diamond powder left. My method leaves nothing behind.
In theory if you had a diamond rod you could break it by hitting it on your knees hard enough, will take some effort and its going to hurt but most likely will break @@palmarolavlklingholm9684
Little did the humans know that their planet is a vacation planet for our species. We just told them it was a death world to keep their fragile egos from breaking. - some alien.