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How a Deathworlder’s ‘Simple’ Homework Left the Alien Class in Chaos | HFY Stories
When Dax Triliph, a six-appendaged alien from a peaceful civilization, is assigned to study humanity, he expects a straightforward cultural exchange. Instead, he finds himself navigating Earth’s chaotic backyard experiments led by a fearless human with an affinity for duct tape and explosions. 🌍💥
This hilarious sci-fi tale combines humor, ingenuity, and intergalactic misunderstandings as Dax learns just how unpredictable-and remarkable-Deathworlders can be. From rocket-fueled chaos to philosophical realizations, this story is a tribute to humanity's boundless creativity and resilience. 🌠✨
💥 Key Moments:
A six-appendaged alien vs. duct tape 🚀
Explosions, backyard science, and unexpected teamwork 🧪🔥
Chaos in an alien classroom 🌌
🌌 Perfect for fans of:
HFY stories, Douglas Adams-style humor, and intergalactic comedy with a heart.
🌟 Characters Featuring in This Story:
Dax Triliph: A cautious alien with six appendages, armed with survival gear and a lot of anxiety. He’s the reluctant hero trying to make sense of humanity’s chaotic brilliance. 🛸🤯
Ellie Granger: A fearless, optimistic Earthling who thinks every problem can be solved with duct tape and enthusiasm. She’s chaos incarnate, but she calls it creativity. 🌍🔥
Professor Gnibgnib: A stern insect-like alien with a passion for intergalactic education. His belief in logic is challenged by humanity’s peculiar ways. 📖🪲
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How Deathworlders Accidentally Became Masters of Extreme Survival Training | HFY Stories
Переглядів 523 години тому
🌌 What happens when an alien species obsessed with order encounters the chaotic, coffee-fueled improvisation of humanity? The Kreebaltans, a hyper-logical alien race, set out to study Earth-the infamous Deathworld. From hurricanes and angry bees to something humans call “Black Friday,” these aliens quickly realize that humans are not just surviving but THRIVING in their madness. 💡 But here’s th...
The Deathworlder Fixed an Alien Guardian-What Happened Next Was Unbelievable | HFY Stories
Переглядів 1092 години тому
Stranded on Earth, an alien guardian named Gronx Velpantog just wants to fix his ship and escape this terrifying "Deathworld." Enter Todd Sputnick-a human with more confidence than skill-who offers his “help.” Together, they face malfunctioning coffee makers, soap-wielding battles, and the wrath of Galactic Command. But against all odds (and common sense), Todd might just save the day… or at le...
How Earth's Class 13 Deathworld Label Shocked the Entire Galaxy | HFY Stories
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🌌 What happens when the Galactic Union discovers that Earth is a Class 13 Deathworld? Chaos, confusion, and... duct tape?! 🛠️💥 Join Greg Silva, the most average forklift operator on Earth, as he inadvertently becomes the galaxy’s ambassador for humanity. 🤷‍♂️☕ With alien diplomats panicking over coffee, extreme sports, and the mysterious power of “vibes,” this hilarious Sci-Fi adventure dives i...
When a Deathworlder Crashed Gym Class, Alien Students Panicked | HFY Stories
Переглядів 7412 години тому
🌌 What happens when the galaxy’s most feared species accidentally joins a peaceful alien gym class? Chaos, laughter, and inspiration collide in this HFY (Humanity, F Yeah!*) sci-fi story packed with humor, heart, and absurdity. When T'Kal, a fearless human from the infamous Deathworld of Earth, crash-lands in the middle of an interspecies gym class, the last thing the timid alien students expec...
The Human Was Given a 0% Chance to Survive-Then He Shattered All Expectations | HFY Stories
Переглядів 8024 години тому
In a galaxy where logic reigns supreme, one species stands out as the ultimate wild card: humans. When Burt Halstead, a painfully average Earthling, is abducted by the bureaucratic and probability-obsessed Zoglorks, the odds of his survival are declared at 0%. Yet, through sheer clumsiness, accidental genius, and a glowing alien coffee cup, Burt defies every expectation. From navigating a slipp...
Aliens Terrified by Deathworlder's 'Dangerous Heat Device' for Hair | HFY Stories
Переглядів 1654 години тому
When a group of cautious alien scientists intercepts a seemingly harmless human broadcast, they uncover what they believe is the galaxy’s most dangerous weapon-a hairdryer. Join the nervous T’klath delegation as they investigate this Earth-shattering “heat device” in a hilarious journey of misunderstandings, overreactions, and intergalactic absurdity. From a terrified alien council to a hairsty...
The Reason Deathworlders' 'Hot Water Treatment' Is Considered Pure Torture by Aliens | HFY Stories
Переглядів 6997 годин тому
When the brilliant yet easily discomforted Zarthikian aliens uncover humanity’s bizarre “Hot Water Treatment,” they’re convinced it’s a barbaric torture ritual. Determined to unravel this mystery, the ever-curious Griblix ventures to Earth, only to find himself plunged-quite literally-into the steaming depths of hot tubs and saunas. What begins as a mission of skepticism turns into a cultural e...
Alien Doctors Shocked as Deathworlder Shrugs Off Injuries That Would Cripple Most Species | HFY
Переглядів 2,4 тис.9 годин тому
What happens when an unbreakable human crash-lands on a hyper-advanced alien medical station? Chaos, confusion, and a LOT of laughter! In this Humanity, F Yeah!* sci-fi story, we follow the misadventures of Jax Mortenson, a rugged Earthling who shrugs off injuries that would leave most species incapacitated. When he arrives at The Scalpel of the Stars, the galaxy’s premier medical facility, the...
Alien Soldiers Stunned as a Deathworlder Faced an Entire Army Alone | HFY Stories
Переглядів 21612 годин тому
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Alien Instructors Stunned When a Deathworlder Described Galactic Warfare as ‘Light Training’ | HFY
Переглядів 80214 годин тому
What happens when humanity-a species hailing from the infamous Deathworld known as Earth-is thrown into a galaxy-wide training program designed to push recruits to their breaking point? Chaos, hilarity, and plenty of duct tape! Follow the story of Brick, Spud, and Alexis as they shock their alien instructors and fellow recruits with their unique approach to galactic warfare, treating simulated ...
Alien Instructors Freaked Out When a Deathworlder Cadet Completed a 7-Day Training in Just One Hour
Переглядів 32714 годин тому
Welcome to the Intergalactic Stellar Academy for Advanced Operatives-a place where only the galaxy’s bravest (or most foolish) cadets come to survive the toughest simulations ever designed. That is, until Ethan Griggson, a human from Earth-a so-called "Deathworlder"-arrives to join the ranks. Tasked with a week-long survival training program, Ethan turns the impossible into a casual afternoon s...
The Day a Deathworlder Put It All on the Line for an Alien Species Everyone Else Abandoned | HFY
Переглядів 24014 годин тому
In a galaxy teetering on the edge of bureaucracy and chaos, one scruffy human dared to defy logic, reason, and a stern Galactic Council. Armed with little more than a questionable spaceship, a sarcastic AI, and a toaster he called a “superweapon,” he set out to save the most pitiful alien species ever to slime their way into galactic history. The Glimmorts, gelatinous blobs with no discernible ...
How a Human's Fractured Leg Forced an Entire Alien Battalion to Flee | HFY Stories
Переглядів 26814 годин тому
Rick Mortensen wasn’t looking for fame-he just fell into it. Literally. On the dusty and unremarkable planet of Malark IV, an accidental tumble into a sinkhole and a broken leg somehow turned Rick into the most feared man in the galaxy. Armed with nothing but duct tape, questionable snacks, and a talent for infuriating aliens, Rick unwittingly sparks chaos among the overly cautious Klargons. Th...
Human Eats a Toxic Space Lobster, Leaving Aliens Horrified | HFY Stories
Переглядів 20416 годин тому
In this hilariously absurd sci-fi comedy, humanity’s indomitable spirit (and stomach) takes center stage as Gregor Munch, a fearless foodie from Earth, unwittingly becomes a galactic legend. It all begins aboard the bustling space station Orbis 9, where Gregor casually devours the toxic and terrifying Ulkath Lobster, leaving the alien population horrified, amazed, and utterly confused. As rumor...
Alien Team Horrified When Human Calls Deadly Poison ‘Mildly Spicy’ | HFY Stories
Переглядів 25516 годин тому
Alien Team Horrified When Human Calls Deadly Poison ‘Mildly Spicy’ | HFY Stories
The Day Deathworlders Chose to Drop the Façade of Civilization | HFY Stories
Переглядів 17419 годин тому
The Day Deathworlders Chose to Drop the Façade of Civilization | HFY Stories
How Humanity Unintentionally Became the Universe's Most Feared Species | HFY Stories
Переглядів 55719 годин тому
How Humanity Unintentionally Became the Universe's Most Feared Species | HFY Stories
The Day an Alien Combat Trainer Was Outclassed by a Deathworlder's 'Simple Warm-Up' | HFY Stories
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The Day an Alien Combat Trainer Was Outclassed by a Deathworlder's 'Simple Warm-Up' | HFY Stories
Alien Marines Stunned as a Deathworlder Continued Fighting Despite a Mortal Wound | HFY Stories
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Alien Marines Stunned as a Deathworlder Continued Fighting Despite a Mortal Wound | HFY Stories
Deathworlder Rested Calmly in an Alien Battlefield That Left Every Other Species in Panic | HFY
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Deathworlder Rested Calmly in an Alien Battlefield That Left Every Other Species in Panic | HFY
Aliens Believed They Understood Human Hierarchies-Until ‘Doc’ Took Command Without Instructions |HFY
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Aliens Believed They Understood Human Hierarchies-Until ‘Doc’ Took Command Without Instructions |HFY
The Day Humanity Conquered the Unconquerable Alien Empire | HFY Stories
Переглядів 103День тому
The Day Humanity Conquered the Unconquerable Alien Empire | HFY Stories
Alien Pilots Speechless When Human Flies Galactic Warship Without Training | HFY Stories
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Alien Pilots Speechless When Human Flies Galactic Warship Without Training | HFY Stories
Alien Guards Panic as Human Opens 'Impenetrable' Prison Door Barehanded | HFY Stories
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Alien Guards Panic as Human Opens 'Impenetrable' Prison Door Barehanded | HFY Stories
Alien Mechanics Stunned as Human Fixes Galactic Engine With Duct Tape | HFY Stories
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Alien Mechanics Stunned as Human Fixes Galactic Engine With Duct Tape | HFY Stories
Galactic Generals Terrified After Seeing Human's 'Friendly' Sparring Techniques | HFY Stories
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Galactic Generals Terrified After Seeing Human's 'Friendly' Sparring Techniques | HFY Stories
Alien Engineers Terrified as Human Breaks 'Unbreakable' Material Barehanded | HFY Stories
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Alien Engineers Terrified as Human Breaks 'Unbreakable' Material Barehanded | HFY Stories
Galactic Gym Trainers Panic as Human Masters Every Machine Instantly | HFY Stories
Переглядів 256День тому
Galactic Gym Trainers Panic as Human Masters Every Machine Instantly | HFY Stories
Alien Botanists Horrified When Human Consumes 'Poisonous' Galactic Plant | HFY Stories
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Alien Botanists Horrified When Human Consumes 'Poisonous' Galactic Plant | HFY Stories

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @redneckdiggers.bottlesandr9747
    @redneckdiggers.bottlesandr9747 5 годин тому

    There are way too many ads. I think I'll stop watching this channel.

  • @breannahidalgo6328
    @breannahidalgo6328 9 годин тому

    Adrenaline junkies are terrifying for aliens. Hell, it's scary for some humans

  • @stevepowell1614
    @stevepowell1614 11 годин тому

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  • @stevepowell1614
    @stevepowell1614 11 годин тому

    I'm 😮😅🎉😊🎉😢😮😂 .. . . 🎉❤Yl,, ,😅😊😮😂😊😂 😮🎉😮🎉🎉❤😊🎉😂🎉❤😢😅❤🎉😢🎉🎉🎉😂🎉🎉🎉😢🎉😢🎉❤😮😂🎉😮🎉😮😊❤😮😊😢

  • @Darkinu2
    @Darkinu2 14 годин тому

    Okay, I have to admit I got some giggles from this one.

  • @ramadaxl
    @ramadaxl 15 годин тому

    Great story !

  • @AndyCaley
    @AndyCaley 17 годин тому

    Much better. If the text not right Best not to use it 👍👍 tbh i think it's better without subtitles. If people want them they can choose to turn them on..

  • @ModemMage
    @ModemMage 19 годин тому

    Thank God the flora was venomous and not poisonous

  • @MareeHughes
    @MareeHughes День тому

    Good story and I like how it show you need to learn all the time to became stronger.

  • @foolishwisdom1683
    @foolishwisdom1683 День тому

    I've never really been sold on excessive snarky commenting by characters to be a legitimate form of dialog. In my mind, it's paints the character as a person with poor impulse control, immature, and lacking in self awareness. Granted if the goal is to craft a comedy with shallow characterizations as some sort of background prop then sure it works for a basic story. But, when you get 50 of these stories it loses its appeal fast. I've come to recognize this style of writing most associated with millennial writers. If you would, I'd like to suggest the Phule's Company series of books by Robert Asprin and Peter J. Heck. I think it might give you a decent example of what a space comedy can look like. And, if you just had some AI churn out this story for you, then try having it write a story in that authors style, you might like the outcome even more.

  • @markwalker4485
    @markwalker4485 День тому

    Pineapple on pizza? No big deal. Try sweet oranges…works very well.

    • @Gearwars
      @Gearwars День тому

      Oranges never thought of that. I try that next time

  • @Brazath2
    @Brazath2 День тому

    Ah, the long history of people projecting their own fears onto others

  • @angelastarling3052
    @angelastarling3052 День тому

    The absurdity of this video of beauty salon tools is so funny. I enjoyed it.

  • @Mrawfulgamer
    @Mrawfulgamer 2 дні тому

    i always love listening to these stories where we always imagined worse deathworlds and the worst one always seem to be earth it would be fun for a movie to come out with a story like this aliens attack earth thinking its an easy target and then all suffer more at the earth itself more than humanity kind of like war of the worlds but more modern or silly

  • @KendallFacchinello-n8z
    @KendallFacchinello-n8z 3 дні тому

    Thanks for the breakdown! A bit off-topic, but I wanted to ask: My OKX wallet holds some USDT, and I have the seed phrase. (alarm fetch churn bridge exercise tape speak race clerk couch crater letter). How can I transfer them to Binance?

  • @lizspencer605
    @lizspencer605 3 дні тому

    WHY? Why are the words always mis-spelled? It makes my eye twitch...

    • @colinmoore7460
      @colinmoore7460 3 дні тому

      To make it look "Alien"? Or badly translated by a bad AI?

  • @ClayinSWVA
    @ClayinSWVA 4 дні тому

    Just wait till they find about the Antarctica 300 club. 200 degree sauna in the for 10 minutes, then a naked walk around South Pole in minus 100 degree outside temperature. Who knows what the wind chill is then.

  • @MelaineNatividad
    @MelaineNatividad 5 днів тому

    Thank you so much for this amazing video! A bit off-topic, but I wanted to ask: My OKX wallet holds some USDT, and I have the seed phrase. (alarm fetch churn bridge exercise tape speak race clerk couch crater letter). What's the best way to send them to Binance?

  • @paulacornelison243
    @paulacornelison243 6 днів тому

    As the aliens know so much about humans, they do not need a sample. How can a being laugh when they are incapable of laughing?

  • @markscott4420
    @markscott4420 6 днів тому

    But he didn't throw a granola bar at the space turkeys. It was peanut butter paste. 😂

  • @mikeharvey190
    @mikeharvey190 6 днів тому

    I bet on numer 6 snail to win

  • @M_u_t_e96024
    @M_u_t_e96024 7 днів тому

    "Smells zestty"😂😂💀

  • @do_research
    @do_research 7 днів тому

    Lol. Good story

  • @aliza8136
    @aliza8136 7 днів тому

    "How is he not tired?!?!" Jack: "Nanomachines son."

    • @HFYVengeance
      @HFYVengeance 6 днів тому

      They harden in response to physical trauma

    • @aliza8136
      @aliza8136 6 днів тому

      We're making the mother of all omelettes jack, cant cry over a few cracked eggs

  • @conundrum60690
    @conundrum60690 7 днів тому

    Fun story but completely the opposite of reality. There are planets out there where the wind is mostly composed of serrated glass shards that are constantly flung across the surface at hundreds of miles per hour. Planets where the sunny side is hundreds of degrees Celsius and the dark side drops to negative 150. Worlds with no water at all, or acidic atmospheres. Earth is a damn paradise comparatively.

  • @greggwilliamson
    @greggwilliamson 7 днів тому

    After all that build up, then no 1+1 answer? That SUCKED.

  • @ericlondon2663
    @ericlondon2663 7 днів тому

    Aliens are always morons in these stories

  • @MH5XXXX
    @MH5XXXX 7 днів тому

    Gutrale is going to have a nervous breakdown.

  • @greggwilliamson
    @greggwilliamson 7 днів тому

    14:10 "He's not human!" Pretty sure aliens meeting their first human would not know that "human idiom". That was funny.

  • @greggwilliamson
    @greggwilliamson 7 днів тому

    "Steve" got me. Not everyone knows that atmospheric scientists named an anomalous atmospheric event Steve "because we could". As told on video by the people that named it. Nicely done.

  • @Exis247
    @Exis247 8 днів тому

    It LIKES the duct-tape. DO NOT remove the duct tape unless absolutely necessary, and make sure to either reapply it or put new tape EXACTLY (roughly) where it was before.

  • @do_research
    @do_research 9 днів тому

    Good story

  • @garyps01
    @garyps01 10 днів тому

    Benny Hill goes to space!

  • @voctorfloud9341
    @voctorfloud9341 10 днів тому

    Omg this story could have been told in half the time . Overly wordy with massive repetition of the same thought. This nonsense is becoming way to common

  • @eliinthewolverinestate6729
    @eliinthewolverinestate6729 10 днів тому

    Stories of humans coming back to life. "Humans say they died once as a kid". Would be good.

  • @henryviera7825
    @henryviera7825 10 днів тому

    Now imagine humans with odd gene mutation. Myostatin gene or something

  • @agab9123
    @agab9123 10 днів тому

    Imagine them realizing we built rollercoasters for fun

  • @voctorfloud9341
    @voctorfloud9341 11 днів тому

    😂😂😂 glad the suit is smarter than she is 😂😂😂

  • @onarollof4
    @onarollof4 11 днів тому

    Am I the only one that was waiting for another "thunk" after their ship finished it's hyperspace launch?

  • @rafaelandrade9950
    @rafaelandrade9950 11 днів тому

    So a gym instructor or one could say gym leader named brock

  • @rasheedgregory3459
    @rasheedgregory3459 11 днів тому

    Why are generals fainting 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @amyduncancinder
    @amyduncancinder 11 днів тому

    Well, I've seen sparring and I have to say the aliens do have a point. It can be quite funny to watch, well, maybe not from an alien's point of view. Personally, I've never seen much point and certainly nothing to fear. By the way, I'm going to my daughter's house for the holiday so I may not be able to view these until I return, in fact, I won't be able to, but I will catch up when I get back. See you then and I look forward to more stories! Can't wait to binge on them!

  • @Fee76Lawlus
    @Fee76Lawlus 11 днів тому

    I love these stories ❤️ 💕 ♥️ 💙 💗

  • @ssp4558
    @ssp4558 11 днів тому

    yes "accidental" flamethrowers. very tragic.

  • @rev.jonathanwint6038
    @rev.jonathanwint6038 12 днів тому

    Triple the gravity? That means most of her internal organs would have ruptured. 120 lb woman would have instantly became 360 and that's weight directly on your organs not your muscles.. I really hate when authors don't actually think about what the hell they're writing or test it with just basic science.

  • @yourkiller1815
    @yourkiller1815 12 днів тому

    bro just said AI make a video and boom a video, do something else this is just cringe

  • @boqndimitrov8693
    @boqndimitrov8693 12 днів тому

    hamsters?toaster-flame thrower??oh yeah!!!

  • @splowski
    @splowski 12 днів тому

    Did you know that you can completely destroy a diamond with a glowing hot razor blade?

    • @palmarolavlklingholm9684
      @palmarolavlklingholm9684 12 днів тому

      Why make it so difficult? All you need is a hammer and a hard surface. The diamond will pulverise.

    • @splowski
      @splowski 12 днів тому

      @@palmarolavlklingholm9684 but then you have diamond powder left. My method leaves nothing behind.

    • @Matheus-vh4nt
      @Matheus-vh4nt 12 днів тому

      ​In theory if you had a diamond rod you could break it by hitting it on your knees hard enough, will take some effort and its going to hurt but most likely will break ​@@palmarolavlklingholm9684

  • @DaClaptain
    @DaClaptain 12 днів тому

    Little did the humans know that their planet is a vacation planet for our species. We just told them it was a death world to keep their fragile egos from breaking. - some alien.