Відео

1:02:37 she prepared for this fight by stealing bane's venom supply

59:44 truly the heihachi way of parenting 🗿

40:34 "my Watson's dead, Throné. And you're close enough I guess... But this'll definitely be more straight..."

24:15 "O... dear... Traveller... ... ... Octopath Traveller 2™"

20:55 eye of newt, toe of frog, wool of bat, tongue of dog... Oh and the most important ingredient... A taco Tuesdays worth of shit, preferably directly from Trousseau's

10:58 this is, like, the industrial revolution... Telescopes were a thing since the renaissance, unless you're suggesting this world figured out trains before putting class in a tube? You're a century too late to profit offa that 11:17 hmmm, you aimed the telescope at the moon, see a moon-shaped object through it. Could it be... That's the moon, perchance? *Sherlock pipe PNG* 13:57 the earth tilts ever so slightly every year, he's simply witnessing it at its penultimate and would later daylight will get its hours back when it's time

9:10 straight up coughing baby vs hydrogen 💣

6:20 yeah... Their skulls came pre-crushed

40:55 I hadn't noticed Osvald a Lenin beard. based

31:20 I misheard that as Asvold. Ah yes, Osvald's evil twin brother who will never mentioned again

28:49 the one true magic... *2* electric boogaloo

27:26 his strongest attack, Incessant yapping

17:09 glowing purple rock monsters, Harvey? Damn, I didn't know stealing spells from charmchaster's playbook was the key to the one true magic

23:45 runnin Harvey's fade has never been easier 25:45 Oh shit, he's summoned his balls

22:49 "you see, Harvey, you were mistaken... you didn't discover the 7th magic... I DID. And, yes, I'll answer the question, you see..." *Osvald suddenly is now voiced by Haley Joel Osment* "MY FRIENDS ARE MY POWER"

14:17 "YOU COULD'VE ASKED FOR A BLOOD SAMPLE, YOU DOLT"

6:03 oh hell nah, it's Harvey's "aura"

42:49 "no offence, Benkei, but I meant that literally... shit's heavier than Ochette" "HEYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!>:("

18:08 shhh SHHH ARE YOU TRYING TO LOSE?!?!?!

17:01 excellent delivery

13:59 this game was foreshadowing sonic x shadow generations 🗿 14:15 I know it's a common joke among communist T-girls (I know that's like a niche demographic I'm part of) like to joke that Stalin was a puppygirl... but damn, I didn't know your game, -king- generalissimus. Guess Ochette's not the only furry here. 14:36 hehe "protection" *beavis and butthead laughter* 21:49 you could've said farewell, faker smh *shakes head*

12:16 Ike??? Damn, didn't know Kyle went off the deep end after he moved outta south park. *in the background, Rai Mei's brother's Corpse stands up and removing his mask, revealing he was Cartman all along* "it's in yo blood Kahl" 15:51 "Hikari": "Except your birthright as a Canadian, Hikari! build a memorial for an actual honest-to-God N*zi, Wear blackface, and SPEAK FRENCH HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hikari: "No! Ughh, NO" *SUMMONS THE POWER OF MARX AND ENGELS TO CLEANSE HIM OF BEING CANADIAN* 23:44 Mugen: "hey buddy"

11:33 this is typical older sibling behaviour... wait, who's the older one again? BTW, just put together that Roi (Temenos' OTHER dead friend) is implied have been mutated into Ochette's first boss (the boss says the same thing as him after you defeat it)

1:08 from up his arsehole

23:32 of course he's never heard of historical materialism 24:51 Hikari: "and with a state that prioritises the proletarian and suppress bourgeois interests and voices and by interrogating our traditions and biases, we can bring change far faster than in a state that prioritises capital accumulation and with proletarian geniuses no longer bound by the whims of billionaires they'll bring innovations at unprecedented rates!" Partitio in the background: *gohan tweaking sound effect*

7:35 Commander Benkei Juuson, that's the most idiotic plan to have ever been conceived. The only way such a strat would work is if you had superhuman strength- what are you putting on your wrist? *Benkei pulls the omnitrix out of a box and transforms into a shitty jpeg of fourarms... not even pixel art* Juu is 10 in Japanese BTW

4:56 after ascertaining the identity of Benkei, now we can answer whether or not he can defeat Ben 10k: Benkei readies his stance, Ben goes for atomix X. Benkei jumps forward with the intent to ki- aaaannnd Ben pimp slaps him across the battlefield... wait! As the smoke clears a noise can be heard! Perhaps Benkei still has hop- NOPE, nope, nope, nope, nope! He seems to have been slapped so hard, all that's left of him is a thick read paste...

2:32 you don't see that he's clearly just gonna use you as a meat shield? 13:56 man thinks he can get his lick-back 29:26 because you're b*tch-made, Ritsu 29:32 Hikari, you can't talk-no-jutsu this man, he's a class traitor!

27:47 shit, she moonscorched

26:33 SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS SANTA CONFIRMED?!!!?!!!!!!!!?!!!?

13:35 *I AM... ALL OF ME STARTS PLAYING*

12:39 unfortunately, moustache twirling is a terminal illness

4:19 It's a villain rule: the moment you start yapping about your backstory in front of people you're infiltrating, they go deaf (unless the hero does an expose about you)

3:06 her melanin

33:25 that's the only way to un-freaky his catchphrase

31:53 "Nah, it's yours. Now excuse me as I fuck the shit outta my henchwoman"

27:45 she had the strongest weapon in any woman's arsenal and my personal favourite on black Fridays A pipe bomb

19:46 we really forgot Arachne, did we?

17:54 bruh, indeed. Bro really couldn't even do basic villainy, can't even kick the dog😂 In fact, the Sprite seems to imply they were puppies. Man's so bad at running fades, at this point he should just go bald.

15:34 you can't flirt with your henchwoman in the middle of your evil monologue, Dolinaea. Kills the vibe.

13:52 never cook again, Gil. One more word and you're Diddy kong.

25:42 Wrong, Roque, they're the only ones who got to write that history down and keep it well preserved. And it doesn't do a man well to document the achievements of those he considers lesser, let alone admit the hand they had on "his" victories

1:52 "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR BULLSHIT, ORI!!!!" _her brother shows up, in a mech, looking pissed as all hell_ Roque: "wait, I thought I was Partitio's final bo-" *riddles Roque with machine gun bullets* "NOW, WHERE WERE WE?!" Partitio's TRUE final boss commences.

0:42 man got 80 million silver and immediately crashed out for no reason lol 1:02 shhh he's already pretty sore 1:41 legally speaking, but roque has gun what you gon do?

8:04 oh, spare me the drivel, Roque, every bourgeois big man talks about pulling themselves up from their bootstraps, coming from the bottom to the top, conveniently never mentioning that their parents own a diamond mine and gave 'em a million dollar fund for their startup business. At the poorest, your parents were petit bourgeois. 16:30 *Partitio pulls out a bat credit card* 23:56 like, dude, you're rich as hell, how can you be this sore

4:43 "shhhh let her die"-her brother, now in debt

2:53 don't lie, you knew he was here. WE SPENDING ON ALL THE NEWSPAPERS FUNDS TO GLAZE PARTITIO🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

12:25 *shades and shotgun suddenly appear on her*

11:30 "Not ALL humans are like me. You see, I'm a landlord, I own a BUSINESS, though my business is SMALL enough to fool some people into thinking I'm on THEIR side"

9:40 I mean this IS made by the bravely default team, the multiverse isn't exactly out of their wheelhouse