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Trying to Upload a Video in Atherstone
Trying to Upload a Video in Atherstone
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First Ride into Atherstone
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First Ride into Atherstone
Atherstone Flight Part 1 LONG VERSION
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Apologies, the footage of the short cruise from Polesworth to the bottom of the Atherstone lock flight won't work with my video editor software. So for the time being I will have to abandon that cruise. So I'm carrying on the vlogs from the next cruise, which is the bottom 4 locks of the Atherstone flight. As usual, there will be a heavily edited 10-15 minute version of this video on my other c...
A Short Ride Into Grendon
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Problems, problems.... I'm editing the video of my cruise to the Atherstone lock flight, but the software keeps freezing up. So in an effort to clear whatever blockage it is suffering from, my plan is to post this video taken after my arrival at the bottom of the Atherstone lock flight. So this is very slightly out of order, but hopefully creating this video will allow me to complete the one be...
Is There A Crime Problem On The Canals?
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I dont know if canal crime is getting more frequent, or I'm just hearing more about it recently. But in this video I share my thoughts, and a few past experiences of crime as told to me by other boaters. PS: Apologies that this is so long and waffly. I would normally create a much shorter version of this video to post on my other (slightly less awful) channel. But in this case I don't have the ...
The Half Dead Rat - long version
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This is mostly raw unedited footage of a rant I had about being invaded by rats- AGAIN. This was filmed just this afternoon as I was returning from a trip to a nearby water point. I normally edit these long videos down to about a third of their length, and I post the short versions on my main channel, but at the moment I'm struggling to catch up with editing my cruising vlogs from the Autumn, s...
A Visit to Glascote Chandlery
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Apologies as there are some major audio problems in this video, due to a malfunction of my camera. I've tried to correct it where possible, but the end result is so rough that I cant post any of the footage on my main channel- and so this waffly and very long edit will be the only version I can post.
Fazeley to Glascote part 2 - Long Version
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WARNING - this video shows a canal cruise near Tamworth in almost real-time, and so it is very slow paced.
Fazeley to Glascote part 1 - LONG VERSION
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WARNING!!! This video shows a canal cruise in almost real-time. Not very much happens, and it will not be suitable for many viewers.
A short walk around fazeley junction - first impressions
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A short walk around fazeley junction - first impressions
First Ride into Tamworth - The Search for M+S
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First Ride into Tamworth - The Search for M S
Streethay to Tamworth part 2 - long version
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WARNING!! This is an hour-long video of canal cruising. This was a very uneventful cruise, but I've posted a rough first edit of the video just for completeness. Unfortunately I won't be creating a short version of this video - partly because I don't have enough time, and also because there are numerous sound problems and some missing sections of video.
From Streethay to Tamworth long version - part 1
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WARNING - this is a 50 minute video!! On the plus side, this could well be the most detailed coffee review I've ever done.
Escape from Streethay part 1 - The Big Faff
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You thought the towing was over..? The towing will never be over. I'm leaving the lovely mooring at Streethay for the last time, after the diesel heater problem had been resolved. And yet again, its a laborious tow backwards, to avoid driving 5 miles there and back to the next turning spot in front of me. You might not think so, but I do occasionally drive the boat using the engine.
From Whittington Back To Streethay
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WARNING - this is not one of the exciting ones! And the video is an hour long. This was a short and very routine cruise from Whittington back to my previous mooring near Streethay, in an attempt to complete the repairs on my diesel heater.
First Cold Night of Autumn
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First Cold Night of Autumn
Ride into Whittington - bike problems
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Ride into Whittington - bike problems
From Streethay to Whittington
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From Streethay to Whittington
Visiting Streethay Wharf - the Big Tow
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Visiting Streethay Wharf - the Big Tow
Ride to Lichfield Post Office
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Ride to Lichfield Post Office
Cruising from Fradley to Streethay - long version
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Cruising from Fradley to Streethay - long version
A Sketchy Ride from Streethay into Lichfield
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A Sketchy Ride from Streethay into Lichfield
A quick ride into Fradley
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A quick ride into Fradley
Mooring at Fradley town - long version
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Mooring at Fradley town - long version
A Sad Farewell at Fradley Junction
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A Sad Farewell at Fradley Junction
Cruising from Handsacre to Fradley - the long version
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Cruising from Handsacre to Fradley - the long version
Random chat with a boater at Handsacre
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Random chat with a boater at Handsacre
Handsacre - riding back from the butcher
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Handsacre - riding back from the butcher
Handsacre - a short trip to the local butcher
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Handsacre - a short trip to the local butcher
From Rugeley to Handsacre (longer version) - Back In The Game!
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From Rugeley to Handsacre (longer version) - Back In The Game!

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  • @trevcook5370
    @trevcook5370 4 дні тому

    Hi there hope your doing well just watched your vlog was just thinking depending on how tech savey you are and if u have enough storage and mobile data on your mobile/plan u could transfer the finished video on to your mobile and upload it to youtube from your mobile while u are out and about is that an idea. 😀

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 4 дні тому

      Thanks Trev, that could be a really good idea in some places. I was using 4k video back then, which creates large files. But I've gone back to 1080p now, so it is easier - and even the long videos on this channel are usually no more than 3 or 4Gb. In those moorings where I'm really struggling to upload a video (and to be fair, there are not too many of those), I will copy the video to the phone and upload it from that instead, whilst I'm in town. What better excuse to pop into the local pub! Cheers Trev.

  • @cinccave5459
    @cinccave5459 5 днів тому

    Moan when it's too hot, moan when it's too cold. A healthy attitude. When I was in the military I use to tell junior NCO's I was training to be supervisors. Don't worry about the guy who's crying and complaining all the time. That's healthy. Worry about the quiet guy sitting alone in the corner cleaning his gun.

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 5 днів тому

      Believe me Mr C, there were times (when Dave and Di were working me like a dog) that if I had a gun, I would have been sitting in the corner cleaning it and thinking very dark thoughts! 🤣

  • @RobMoore01
    @RobMoore01 6 днів тому

    Typical scouser, good at skiving lol

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 5 днів тому

      To be honest Rob, those guys were determined to help me anyway. A queue was starting to build up and they were trying to get everyone through faster . So if it was skiving, it was forced skiving! I made a joke out of it, which I do about most things involved with boating to be honest, but I was pretty rough that morning for some reason, so I was certainly not going to refuse their help and slow everyone down! I can say I've helped to get other boats through locks many times when there was a queue. I always joke about it being a pain in the arse, but in summer as you know its a very sociable activity, and it really brightens up your morning.

    • @RobMoore01
      @RobMoore01 5 днів тому

      @@the_boating_god I was joking btw :P

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 5 днів тому

      @@RobMoore01Yeah I protested a bit too much there! Guilty conscience... 🤣

  • @Gladysthenarrowboat
    @Gladysthenarrowboat 7 днів тому

    wonderful performance! I'll have to remember the 'not quite feeling myself' scheme!👍 The weather was sooo different to these December days 😒😒

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 6 днів тому

      The art of skiving is very much underrated Jeff! But I will say that for some reason, I was feeling low on energy that day. So my pathetic medical excuses were not entirely a fabrication Not entirely...

    • @Gladysthenarrowboat
      @Gladysthenarrowboat 6 днів тому

      @@the_boating_god Yes indeed... an art that takes years of practice to get right! But I do believe you of course!!! (love the boating god name!)

  • @BrianRichardBevin
    @BrianRichardBevin 7 днів тому

    Excellent video as always 🎉

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 6 днів тому

      Thanks a million for your very supportive and encouraging comment Brian! I wanted to also mention that if you feel these videos are a bit too long, I have a second channel where I post much shorter versions of them.

  • @jb-zr4ez
    @jb-zr4ez 9 днів тому

    Thank you for the effort you put into editing your videos. Your videos are certainly not boring. I'm either laughing at your general musings or gripping the table with white knuckles every time you get on your bike and risk life and limb getting your shopping. It's really interesting to see the every day happenings of your boating life.

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 9 днів тому

      Thank you so much for your lovely comment. Sadly the UK roads are not yet set up for cyclists, and we must sometimes take a few chances to reach our destinations. But I fully realise how fragile I am at the age of 61, and I can't afford to take crazy risks on the roads, although I think it probably seems like I do. My achilles heel ( and probably what makes the videos more interesting), is that I have a limit of patience. Once I am properly fed up with the situation, I tend to lose my sense of control and perspective, and I must admit, then I am prone to doing stupid things, purely out of frustration. I was once detained at an airport because my bag did not come out on the luggage carousel. This was after a 24 hour flight delay, and I was not in a good mood when my suitcase did not appear on the luggage carousel. In my anger and impatience I climbed behind the barriers into the 'forbidden zone' in a desperate attempt to find my suitcase. The alarm sirens went off, and I was detained by a squad of police, but thankfully they understood my point of view and let me go, I wonder if it is this fragile temperament that makes my videos more interesting to the viewer?

    • @jb-zr4ez
      @jb-zr4ez 8 днів тому

      Yes, you're probably right. It's expecting the unexpected that gives the videos an edge. Looking forward to the next one.

  • @cinccave5459
    @cinccave5459 9 днів тому

    "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" Benjamin Franklin

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 9 днів тому

      Haha, yes Mr C, those are wise words indeed. But I do worry that I have indulged a tad too much in the gift of beer. I had an incident at Coventry canal basin - it was back in Sept, so I've not reached that yet in the videos. My right foot swelled and became quite painful if touched, and Trev advised me that it sounded like gout. It subsided after a week or so, and I was able to move freely again, but I treated it as a shot across my bows, and I've reduced my weekly beer intake by about 60% since then. It seems we have a choice, once we get into our 60s. Option 1 is to carry on indulging all of our food and drink desires, and then to face some fairly serious consequences (of which my gout attack was probably the least serious). Option 2 is to throttle back on the beer intake, in the hope of living a decade or so longer, (and still be at least reasonably mobile). For the sake of my global audience, I am trying to take option 2, whilst not turning into a dour and miserable bugger.

  • @BrianRichardBevin
    @BrianRichardBevin 9 днів тому

    Your video is NOT crap they are BRILLIANT. Best on u tube 😊

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 9 днів тому

      Brian, I honestly can't thank you enough for your kind comment. It takes a lot of time and hassle to edit these videos- even the rough versions that I post on this channel. (Not to mention the very heavily-edited videos I post on my other channel.) And so it is really positive and really encouraging to know that there are a few folks out there who appreciate the time and effort that goes into editing them, and who are the same sort of wavelength as myself, to appreciate my daft sense of humour.

  • @nazdagg1945
    @nazdagg1945 10 днів тому

    11/20/24, 3:55 pm, St. Louis, Missouri, 79year old, with coffee, watching spry 60 year old peddle around England on a hot day, wonderful, thanks, enjoy the humor.

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 10 днів тому

      You are very kind, thank you. But I fear that the word 'spry' may be too generous. My cycling around England would surely be no less distasteful to behold if someone had decanted a large tub of lard into the seat of my bike, and filmed its progress along the country lanes.

    • @nazdagg1945
      @nazdagg1945 10 днів тому

      back in grandpa's day you would have been regarded as, "portly", "barrel chested", "successful".

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 9 днів тому

      You phrasing is very kind, and I do appreciate that, but the harsh truth I must confront is that my current weight is way too high, and I really do have to take it more seriously. On the plus side, I have lost some weight since August when this video was filmed, but there is a lot more work to do. I will never be booked to appear on a catwalk, but it is almost a survival and longevity issue. If I even want to carry making videos for another decade, the time has come to address the elephant in the room. Pun very much intended 🤣

  • @FlashGormless
    @FlashGormless 11 днів тому

    Best thing you can do is put a tracker on your boat hidden where they wouldn't think of looking. Cheap and gives you piece of mind.

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 10 днів тому

      Its a great idea, next time I leave the boat I'm going to hide away something that can be tracked- even just an old phone if necessary. The battery only needs to last a few days. They fit tracker on cars costing 20k, so it makes sense to fit one on a boat costing twice that and more!

    • @FlashGormless
      @FlashGormless 10 днів тому

      @@the_boating_god If you have an Apple phone you can get a tracker for about a tenner I think. battery lasts a long time.

  • @kennypalmer3925
    @kennypalmer3925 12 днів тому

    TELLING OLD NEWS ,,,CANT REMEMBER ANY DETAILS ,,JUST MAKING A BLOG FOR CASH

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 11 днів тому

      I can assure you that I'm not motivated by money. My normal videos here get about 100 or 200 views. And my other channel is not monetised, even though it is eligible for monetisation. I opted not to show any ads as that would disrupt things for the viewer (although it seems that sometimes happens anyway). I make nothing from this or my other channel, and I spend many hours each week creating these videos as a personal interest. I could have posted this video on my main channel and it would have gotten twice as many views. But I opted to hide it away on this channel that nobody watches, in the hope that it would not get too many views. Because replying to rude comments is just too tiresome and negative an experience. If I wanted to earn a small amount of money, I could easily create a controversial video like this every week, give it a silly clickbait title, and in a year I'd have 5,000 subscribers. But what I'd also have is a ton of rude and ill-considered comments like yours. I don't normally post serious videos, and that is for a good reason. They attract too many negative comments, and they attract people who will not enjoy my normal light-hearted videos. So no, you could not be more wrong - this is absolutely not a financially driven channel. I earn nothing - not a penny- from this video, or any others. At least not in financial terms. But I do get the great pleasure of knowing that at least a few people enjoy watching them. This is a tiny, tiny channel. But I do know that most of the viewers here are on the same wavelength as myself. We want to be positive, and we like a laugh. One thing that you were correct about is that this is not the right channel for a person like you, and any future comments you make (other than a grovelling apology) will be banned. If you've forgotten what it means to be kind and to just enjoy a bit of absolutely pointless fun, then I can't help you.

  • @int3rc3ptoruk
    @int3rc3ptoruk 15 днів тому

    First time watcher, I'm curious, there must be a 101 places on a narrowboat to hide a GPS tracker to manage something like this?

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 15 днів тому

      Yes, I'm sure you're right, and I wonder if more boaters will start to consider placing some sort of tracking device on their boats. I do wonder whether the 4mm thick steel roof on most narrowboats might interfere with the signal from a tracker device- but there are other places you could hide a tracker on a boat. I'm pondering a tracker myself tbh. Boats are so easy to steal its ridiculous.

    • @int3rc3ptoruk
      @int3rc3ptoruk 14 днів тому

      @@the_boating_god Would be curious to know if some have managed it, at least then it wouldn't matter what colour they painted it ha ha

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 14 днів тому

      I searched on the Canal World Discussion Forum and I couldn't find any mention of anyone fitting a tracker device. I'm definitely doing something though. Next time I leave my boat for more than 24 hours, I'm going to plant a phone or other device that has enough battery life to last for more than 2 days, and that can be tracked.

    • @int3rc3ptoruk
      @int3rc3ptoruk 13 днів тому

      @@the_boating_god Worth a trial at least.

  • @PickingPaul1
    @PickingPaul1 15 днів тому

    My bathroom porthole window was kicked in by teenagers when I was feet away in Birmingham, I detained a couple of them and scared the hell out of them, but they ran off before the police arrived. My car was vandalised and they stole very little from the glove box and I suspect it was a boater, I’m a continual cruiser, now I don’t have a car.

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 15 днів тому

      I saw a short video clip from 2018 showing a gang of young men kicking windows in on two narrowboats near Birmingham uni. Apparently the video was passed to the police and the uni, but the boat owner never heard anything back. Really sad to watch such wanton mindless destruction of other people's property.

  • @HelenaMikas
    @HelenaMikas 17 днів тому

    Using poison is stupid if you are for the country .Any poisoned animal will then poison birds .

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 16 днів тому

      I think the word 'stupid' is perhaps a little harsh, given I am not experienced in tackling rat infestation. But that aside, you do have a good point. I buried the rat anyway, so the birds should not be able to reach it. In this case the poison had not affected it at all - it was still very fast and lively, and it was the trap that got it. I agree that poison is a poor method as it endangers other animals - but also because it does not seem to affect the rats at all.

    • @HelenaMikas
      @HelenaMikas 16 днів тому

      @@the_boating_god Not referring to you but the method ( as many see it ).Had a friend whose dog died due to poison left out for rats .With all the poisons ever produced immunity comes quickly They are able to loose a few and keep on going . Only two things really work a)keep all provisions well sealed and locked and same is true of trash .Saw a film yester day from a guy not seen in ages.The state of the canals was his theme So much trash in water etc a Costa del Rattus .He lives on a boat .Good luck .Depends on the area and stretch .His video are great..the greatest survivors on earth are the Rat and the cockroach .Meanwhile maybe consider a little dog lol Possibly not you have your hands full.Happy boating .I love canals being from UK

  • @harryjones5260
    @harryjones5260 17 днів тому

    shouldn't leave coal on the roof anyway as it gets soaking wet and burns cold and dirty

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 16 днів тому

      I always carry 4 to 6 bags in case of delays in reaching the next marina, or the fuel boat is delayed, etc. And there isnt room inside the boat for that many bags. What you have made me realise though, is that I need to cover up the bags on the roof with a tarp.

  • @philallen7626
    @philallen7626 17 днів тому

    Fewer police, they have to prioritize. Petty crime in general is up, the canals sadly won't be immune.

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 16 днів тому

      I do suspect that there are more people moving onto boats who are not hardened criminals, but who will steal opportunistically - things like bags of coal, or items left loose on the roof, etc.

  • @ssadams
    @ssadams 18 днів тому

    how dumb ass do you have to be to try and steal a boat on a canal? at least it was recovered👍

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 16 днів тому

      It sounds kind of crazy, but thieves have gotten away with stealing boats more often than they failed - or at least they have in the past.

  • @markhampson3166
    @markhampson3166 18 днів тому

    Criminal elements in every class of people, social grouping, communities etc . Can't generators be locked to Hull much like locking a bicycle to a rack??

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 18 днів тому

      I've seen generators running on the towpath but chained to a boat lots of times, and in some regions I bet its considered the standard practice. If I ever use one, it will 100% be chained to the stern when running. And when stored away in the bow, I would install a security bolt so it could be chained there too. I think people can be lulled into a false sense of security in some regions, where the roaming thieves don't operate. On the Llangollen canal, for example, I never heard of theft, and I did see a couple of generators running on the towpath unsecured. And to be fair, they were probably safe in those places. But in other areas, such as London, I get the impression that it would be a lot more risky to leave a generator running on the towpath whilst not chained up.

  • @dingnextstop
    @dingnextstop 18 днів тому

    This is my 24th year as a CC live aboard and crime on the canal has increased over the last 10 years I’d say… I’ve heard stories of boats being broken into even with owners asleep! I just heard today that immigrants are even killing Swans now and taking the carcasses in sacks… with over 75,000+ illegals now in the country we are all at risk…

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 18 днів тому

      Its interesting to hear that you feel crime is on the increase - I have a similar feeling, but not much hard evidence- and only 4 years aboard. On the other point, I don't pay attention to second hand stories about illegal immigrants killing swans. To be honest, it sounds very similar to the poisonous tripe that Trump was spouting about immigrants eating dogs, and that was based on a facebook story that the woman later admitted she just made up anyway.

  • @Chappers.Gaming
    @Chappers.Gaming 18 днів тому

    Arh good old Milton Keynes... The new crime national city of chavs

  • @admiralcraddock464
    @admiralcraddock464 18 днів тому

    We went on a narrowboat holiday twenty years ago, and someone attempted to break in to it but luckly our dog scared the scumbags off. We were also warned not to leave out boat unattended around Birmingham as the had been cases of propellers being stolen for scrap by cutting the propshaft via the weed hatch

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 18 днів тому

      Blimey! Cutting through the prop shaft - underwater, mind you - just to remove the prop itself? That is a lot of ingeniousness and determination, right there. I forgot to mention in the video - a boater told me last week that about a year ago he had his brass tiller handle pinched at a water point- and he was inside the boat for less than a 5 minutes. This was in the Midlands too.

  • @seanplatnauer7211
    @seanplatnauer7211 18 днів тому

    solar panels were stolen near Nantwich!

  • @jb-zr4ez
    @jb-zr4ez 18 днів тому

    I've always been surprised that coal didn't seem to get nicked off roofs, or at least UA-camrs never mentioned it. I've always wanted to ask about it but felt it was possibly a daft question.

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 18 днів тому

      The incidence of coal theft probably varies depending on your location, and tbh I am getting a bit more concerned about that as I move further south. But I dont want to be negative about youtubers, and especially because nearly all the ones I've met have been lovely people. But in many cases I suspect that their focus is on creating videos in a way that gets maximum views- especially if they need those views to earn an income. So they are probably tempted to focus more on showing people what will be popular, rather than trying to give a balanced overview of boat life as such. And to be fair, they have no obligation to portray a balanced and realistic overview of liveaboard life - they are just making videos about their own lives. So they're NOT telling lies, and they're not bad people in any way. But I think some of them shift the focus a bit, so to speak.

  • @898moto5
    @898moto5 18 днів тому

    I would think there will be a tracking device available by now,if not its a opportunity for someone to make one.

    • @lablackzed
      @lablackzed 18 днів тому

      An old iPhone hidden in a boat would do the trick or a car tracker.

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 18 днів тому

      That's a great idea to be honest. I think many of those trackers require a monthly subscription cost, but for a boater who regularly leaves their boat unattended overnight, it's well worth it. I wonder if I can fit a tracker to each of my coal bags...

    • @lablackzed
      @lablackzed 18 днів тому

      @@the_boating_god No an old IPhone set to find my phone costs nothing.

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 18 днів тому

      @@lablackzed , does it work with android phones too? Is a phone findable even when its battery has gone flat? And would it need to have an active SIM in it?

    • @lablackzed
      @lablackzed 18 днів тому

      @the_boating_god Yes you can do it with android phone's even older android tablet's .

  • @Jax240jk
    @Jax240jk 18 днів тому

    My chimney was stolen off my boat. There are some mean people on the canal.

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 18 днів тому

      I find it really sad to hear these stories, especially when it looks like other boaters who did it. The guys who nicked the stove on the T+M know only too well what a nightmare that's going to be for the boater, to be without their stove just as it starts to get properly cold. And it had to be a boater in your case too - no ordinary householder has any use for a boat chimney. As you say, there are a few really nasty people on boats.

  • @guyayers-berry1076
    @guyayers-berry1076 18 днів тому

    Proberley stolen in broad daylight, no one gives it a second look during the daytime.

  • @AnthonyCarter-g2o
    @AnthonyCarter-g2o 19 днів тому

    Anything will go,we had a porta potty nicked and it was half loaded 🤢and there was a case of a narrow boat being used as an escape vehicle 😂 the thrives didn’t get very far; so really there’s no hope.

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 18 днів тому

      They nicked a half-full toilet? Yuck. But it goes to show, as you say, that basically anything is fair game. I spoke to a young boater in a GRP who had his mooring pins stolen on the Bridgewater a few months ago. The thief had very kindly tied his boat to a nearby rail, so at least it didnt drift off!

  • @mikehurley5052
    @mikehurley5052 19 днів тому

    Nowhere in the world is crime free.

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 18 днів тому

      I agree with you on that, and as I mentioned in the video, I think the reason for my perception of increasing crime could well be down to me hearing more about boat crime recently. As I described in the video, I never heard much at all about theft by boaters in my three years up north so my guess is that although its not crime-free, it is not a frequent issue up there. But in the midlands (and just in the last 2 months), I've heard of two boat thefts, a stove theft, coal theft, and a number of other issues. One does start to wonder if there is a regional difference in boat related crime, or a wider trend going on, or nothing at all. Maybe its me getting spooked by a flurry of reports, as I said in the video.

    • @seanplatnauer7211
      @seanplatnauer7211 18 днів тому

      abu dhabi is pretty close

  • @cinccave5459
    @cinccave5459 19 днів тому

    When I was in the military there was a saying "Trust but verify". What it really meant was trust someone only as far as you can throw them. There are very few people I put my guard fully down for.

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 19 днів тому

      I haven't heard much discussion about crime on youtube lately, although Trev showed us a pretty graphic example a few years back when he faced up to a couple of young scumbags on the towpath. On one hand I want to show the truth about canal life, in all its aspects. But on the other hand, I am aware that sometimes when we hear a few repeated accounts about problems, we can get spooked out of proportion to the actual threat. And maybe thats what happened to me. So I dont want to exaggerate, but I do have a sense that crime is on the increase in the last few years, and so I think its worth reminding boaters that not all the boaters out there are good guys. Some are really bad. You know me well enough by now Mr C to know that this is not a quest for views. Ultimately I dont care if this is watched by 100 people or 10,000. In fact I find that the more viewers these videos get, the more hassle it is, and the more chance you get of people posting tactless or even rude comments. So I would prefer if it stays under a thousand viewers. I was going to create a more polished 5-10 minute version of this for my other channel, and it may have gotten a few thousand views, but the truth is it will probably not be worth the hassle!

  • @seanplatnauer7211
    @seanplatnauer7211 19 днів тому

    peanut butter and sunflower seeds pressed in ;)

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 19 днів тому

      You'll never guess - I moved location today to Rugby, and so far this evening I haven't heard a peep from the cratch, AND the trap hasnt been touched. I'm starting to think the rats were a local crew based around the moorings at Brinklow. If that's true, it means they havent set up home in my cratch. But I'll find out either way when I empty it all out to have a sort out next week.

  • @cinccave5459
    @cinccave5459 20 днів тому

    Now that story will not be for everyone. In fact I bet that story costs you a viewer or two but that really did have to be an Olympic level athletic rat. Well done.

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 19 днів тому

      I will be honest Mr C- if the trap had not half-killed the poor animal before my arrival, I think it might have gotten the better of me. The rat's end was exactly like a combat scene from Gladiator, with me brandishing my blade above its head, ready to deal the death blow. But it does makes me think- perhaps I should enrol in gladiator school as preparation for the next encounter. And sadly there will be one - last night there were more scritching noises in the cratch, about an hour after dark. I left a trap in near the bow doors, but the animal (or animals) might be getting wise.

  • @jb-zr4ez
    @jb-zr4ez 24 дні тому

    In order to avoid the midday sun, sunstroke, mad English men and their dogs would it be considered bad etiquette to set off at 6:00 in the summer months? Would your engine wake people and would they be particularly angry?

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 24 дні тому

      I suppose one could resort to such unfeasibly early starts, but being awake at 6am has a negative impact upon several of my chakra. So its a religious thing, in a sense. One does occasionally see (or rather hear) these people chugging past at deeply antisocial hours of the morning (and sometime at very late hours). But my already fragile popularity can't afford to take that kind of a hit.

  • @cinccave5459
    @cinccave5459 25 днів тому

    I am watching this video on Friday November 15th and it is currently 27.77C here in Waipahu. It's a partly cloudy day and some nice trade winds blowing through the window. I don't think there has been a "cruel" day here this year. Then again on a "cruel" day you wouldn't find me wearing a long shirt and long pants.

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 25 днів тому

      My dear Mr C, I only wear the long trousers because I am forbidden by law to wear any form of trouser which would expose my horribly white and knobbly knees. The law applies in any public place where people might reasonably be expected to be eating. And I do own some shirts that are lighter of fabric, and shorter in the arm- but sadly all of those garments had long since been removed from front line service, on the grounds that they were so utterly filthy that I might have caught leprosy from them. I'm sure some tiresome chap from sub-saharan Africa will pop up and tell me that it was hotter over there, but on that particular afternoon I'm pretty sure Glascote was the hottest point on Earth, if not the solar system. Fortunately I've never complained about weather in any of my videos.

  • @leighannehastings9169
    @leighannehastings9169 25 днів тому

    i wonder what you are doing in November 🙃

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 25 днів тому

      I'm moored up alone, at the top end of the Oxford canal and there's not a boat in sight. AND its a full moon! 😱 If I dont make it through the night, I want you to look after my imaginary shipmate Wilson. He always speaks very fondly of you. Next destination is Rugby, where I will finally be reunited with my dear beloved M+S. No human being should have to go without garlic and coriander beef for this long.

    • @leighannehastings9169
      @leighannehastings9169 25 днів тому

      @the_boating_god Wilson already knows he's welcome here.. Thank you for the update. It's so annoying to watch you in lovely weather when I'm freezing to death 🤣. Nice video Tony. I particularly liked the abrubt ending 🙃. I'd just got settled and whoosh you were gone!. Just think M&S have probably got all the lovely Xmas goodies in 😊

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 25 днів тому

      I love the M+S xmas range. Its a good job they dont call them pigs in duvets, because I'd feel uncomfortable. It's essentially what I am in winter.

  • @marvelkocay4974
    @marvelkocay4974 25 днів тому

    Wonderful. You made my day.

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 25 днів тому

      Once again Marvel, I must give you my sincere thanks for your kind words, I truly appreciate it. I know that in future years when I am too old to cruise, I will be so glad that I took the time to create these longer style videos that I can look back on. And I will be grateful that people like you encouraged me to do the work of creating them.

  • @quavernote4307
    @quavernote4307 25 днів тому

    Hi a thing I bought was a dog. Lead with a plastic clip so it goes round my waist goes through the hand. Loop then it clips through the Windlus so it hangs down beside you as i Did what you did get up the ladder to see the Windlus on the stern looking at me so I always have it ready now !!

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 25 днів тому

      Why thank you very much for that tip. I have thought of a few different ways of keeping the windlass on me when I'm doing a few locks. A long time ago I actually got a leather holster thingy from Etsy, but my windlass handle tip is so wide that its a real faff squeezing it through the hole in the holster, and so in the end I just started tucking the windlass into my belt, but your idea sounds good. On that lock I was badly distracted by trying out the tracking feature on my camera gimbal, and thats why I forgot the windlass - but to be honest, I have forgotten it a good few times before then!

  • @MarvelKocay
    @MarvelKocay 25 днів тому

    You made my day. I love your vlogs.

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 25 днів тому

      Why thank you Marvel - these longer videos seem to take forever to edit, so it really helps to keep me motivated when people say nice things like that.

  • @peterhenry7531
    @peterhenry7531 26 днів тому

    Only my second watch … if you’re a “physical wreck “ … I’m not far behind you … but I’ll stick with you … “ medallion man” … 🙂👏🙂

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 25 днів тому

      Hi Peter, I'm glad you enjoyed the video, and and thanks very much for your kind comment! Just a thought - I do realise these videos are quite long for youtube, and so just in case you prefer shorter videos, I do have a second channel where I post much shorter versions of the videos you can see on this channel.

  • @quavernote4307
    @quavernote4307 29 днів тому

    Hi an interesting place Glasscote locks on the left going up is a new housing development and that was where the best British car factory was the Reliant car company if it hadn't been for that we wouldn't have had Dell Boy & Rodney what a Van and the body never got rusty !! Have a look on UA-cam at the price of the Brochures like gold dust !!

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 29 днів тому

      I'm doing the next part of this video soon showing those two locks, so I'll check it out and see if I can see the housing development. I dont it recall at the moment, but it was a couple of months ago. I do miss the Robin - what an incrdible icon of British motoring that was... And the Bond Bug for that matter. As a small kid I thought the Big was the coolest car ever. Until I saw the Lamborghini Countache!

  • @thoughtsonnarrowboatingwit3882
    @thoughtsonnarrowboatingwit3882 Місяць тому

    59 minutes …. Phew ]. What a marathon…

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god Місяць тому

      I know - the longer videos are quite a marathon! But I personally prefer making these ones, because they are more realistic in terms of what cruising feels like, and in future years when I'm too knackered to cruise, I'll be able to look back on them as a more detailed record of my travels, compared to the 20 minute vids on the other channel, where I have to cut out most of the footage from each cruise, and just leave in any highlights or fun bits. The long videos are certainly not for everyone, but there are some subscribers who actually prefer to see more of the raw footage, even if its not particularly exciting or fast paced. But this issue does bring to mind my general approach, even on the shorter videos, of leaving too much footage in the video that is not very exciting. But there's no point changing my approach - well at least there is no financial incentive. Back in 2015 when there were hardly any channels, people would watch almost any canal content, and in very large numbers. But now there are scores of YT canal channels (if not hundreds) creating well-produced videos, and its very difficult to gain large numbers of viewers- unless you are young and attractive, and you sell a dream, or a story. There are some I really like and think are very genuine, like Boat Time and Holly the Cafe Boat, but I feel they are the exceptions. And even if you do make a success of selling the narrowboat dream to a larger number of viewers, your life and work probably then revolve around making videos. Which is fine if there is a reward or recompense- but there just isn't these days, what with the large number of channels, and the miserly way that YT operates. So my thinking is that you might as well make the videos exactly the way you want. I just switch on the cameras, and whatever happens, happens. Or not! Dont get me wrong though - if a financial reward ever looks likely, then I will be happy to adapt the other channel to have a wider appeal (this one will always stay as it is). I'm ready to sell out - its just that they don't pay me enough! 🤣

    • @peterhenry7531
      @peterhenry7531 Місяць тому

      First watch … pretty good video … feeling a bit confused though … 🙂

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god Місяць тому

      Hi Peter, and thanks for your comment. These cruises often confuse me to be honest, so its not surprising a viewer would also be confused! But do feel free to ask, I'm more than happy to explain anything in the video that is confusing. Also, just to mention- if these videos are a bit too long, and if you do prefer a more normal and shorter type of video, I have another channel where I usually post shorter versions of these ones: www.youtube.com/@theamateurboater5892

    • @sailingvesselmaddream
      @sailingvesselmaddream 10 днів тому

      There you go....just past Balls Bridge. 33:38 is where I visited. That line of moored boats are my friends. Yes, the purple boats both belong to a married couple. The last boat where you mentioned electric and water you can see other friend's wood-heated hot tub on the dock. Their pups run that field every morning.The Tame Otter is a few short blocks. I had groceries and hot food delivered to that bridge. There is no wilderness in England. 😁

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god 9 днів тому

      No wilderness in England, you say? There are thousands of square miles of England that are not with walking distance of a Waitrose supermarket. What else can those areas be called, if not wilderness? But it was interesting to learn that my guess was right about those two purple boats belonging to a couple. Your mooring there is a really nice little spot- and I do mean really nice, even by canal standards. I didnt stay there, but I could see Hopwas was a genuinely nice location, and I was seriously tempted to stay. In fact, if it had been winter, I totally would have stopped there. But my problem is that I'm getting a taste for a more mobile lifestyle. And since I'm retired (unless and until circumstances change for the worse), there is no single town, or mooring spot, that outweighs the benefit of being able to move every week or two. Since our disastrous and tragic decision to leave the EU, I can no longer travel the continent freely and cheaply (with full health insurance cover etc)- but I'm hoping there will be other ways to make prolonged visits to that amazing continent- even when I am too old to travel there in a motorhome or a car. But for the next few years, my boat will be open for visitors from all continents, and that includes the continent of Florida.

  • @jb-zr4ez
    @jb-zr4ez Місяць тому

    What a contrast! The nightmare of the hell on Earth retail park with noise and traffic and then in two seconds you were back in the calm and quiet of the canal. It was as if you had stepped through a portal into another dimension.

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god Місяць тому

      That is such a perceptive comment- I must say that. I hadn't considered that issue before now, but the pace of life on the waterways is so slow that I do have to mentally shift into a faster gear, in order to function as a road user when I go into towns. I become aware again that car drivers are mainly interested in reaching their destination asap - and it can be so congested at times that any other issue is of no interest to them. I suppose one perspective you could take is that I've become more slow-witted since living on a boat and spending so much time in quiet places with little road traffic. But I tend to agree with you - its not such a bad thing if you adjust to a slower pace of movement and less noise. And it must be one of the reasons why I was attracted to this lifestyle in the first place. Its not just about being able to move your house around the country (although that is a big factor) - it is being able to get away from the noise, the rush, and the crowds.

  • @leighannehastings9169
    @leighannehastings9169 Місяць тому

    I was shouting at the screen. Telling you which way to go 🤣

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god Місяць тому

      Oh dear, I imagine the other viewers were doing the same then... Well this is all very embarrassing. What you dont realise Leigh, with your perfect memory, is that all I could think about was the two choux buns from M+S sitting in my pannier. With custard filling, dammit. I'm only human. Well, partly pig.

    • @leighannehastings9169
      @leighannehastings9169 Місяць тому

      @@the_boating_god 😂😂😂 On a serious note. I think you do really well on your road travels. I have heard other boaters say that it can be very overwhelming around heavy traffic. I can imagine that it could be after living the quiet life on the boats. You handle it well, but then you are the boating God 😉😂. Hope ya enjoyed ya buns. Bet there's cream down ya shirt 🤣🤣

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god Місяць тому

      Those custard choux buns were so delicious, OMG. I dont know how they're even legal. I ate them so fast that I think I would have eaten half my shirt if I spilled any of the filling on it. But there's something even worse. Waitrose do something called Keralan chicken, it was so lovely that after I moved away from Northwich I used to lie awake at night sobbing. But yes, you are right that it can be a jarring experience visiting a busy town after 3 or 4 weeks of very quiet life on the water. Big towns like Manchester are where you feel it most. Small to medium towns like Tamworth aren't so bad, except in rush hour. I do enjoy cycling though, so its no problem for me visiting places by bike. Rather than by van, for example 🤣

    • @leighannehastings9169
      @leighannehastings9169 Місяць тому

      @@the_boating_god For now anyway 😉

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god Місяць тому

      I actually wondered about touring by motorbike, but then I realised that if I fell off I'd break everything and be in hospital for months. I'm so out of shape, the accident scene would look like a lorry had spilled a pallet of lard 🤣

  • @cinccave5459
    @cinccave5459 Місяць тому

    If that is the worst rush hour gets in that town you have half your audience drooling in envy.

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god Місяць тому

      Well you made me smile there Mr C. Perhaps I am becoming a pampered country boater, who doesn't know a traffic jam when he sees one. But I must offer my sincere apologies to any viewers who suffered from involuntary drooling during the video. I'm afraid that spontaneous drooling is one of the risks of watching this channel.

  • @137ht
    @137ht Місяць тому

    You better see a doctor, your breathing sounds distressed.

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god Місяць тому

      Thanks for your comment, and I appreciate your concern. I think the problem is that I'm lazy and I use the electric motor every time I ride the bike- so I dont build up any level of fitness. And that means as soon as I actually have to do some hard pedalling or effort (as in this case when the motor stopped), I am very quickly panting hard - especially going up a hill. What I think I need to do is to turn off the electric motor for say half of each journey, and do some work myself in order to develop some basic level of fitness. It also doesnt help that the camera is mounted within about 6 to 8 inches of my mouth, so it picks up even the slightest breathing sound I make.

  • @marvelkocay4974
    @marvelkocay4974 Місяць тому

    great vlog....

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god Місяць тому

      I must thank you Marvel for your kind comment. It is great to know that there are some people out there who enjoy seeing more detail of the cruising, which I can shown in these longer videos.

  • @cinccave5459
    @cinccave5459 Місяць тому

    Just out of curiosity now. Would a bug zapper work against horse flies and do you have and outlet you can plug into on the stern?

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god Місяць тому

      Do you mean one of those death bats? That's a cracking idea Mr C. I do actually have one of those that sees frequent action during the summer evenings, and I think it would be a great idea to keep it handy on the stern when cruising in the warmer months. If you mean one of those static plug-in types, I'm afraid I'd be pessimistic about their effectiveness. I could lead a mains cable and a socket out of the cabin, but I'd be very worried about rain showers with a live socket on the deck somewhere. Also, I believe that they rely on emitting repellent odours or chemicals, right? In anything more than a 10mph breeze I think the chemicals would be dispersed too quickly, so you would lose the repellent effect. The problem with the horseflies is that they are the stealthiest little bastards I've ever seen (apologies for my bad language - talking about horseflies brings out my inner chimp). They land so lightly on the skin that if you are even slightly distracted you probably wont feel it. I had no idea that a horsefly had landed on me that day until I started editing that bit of footage just a few days ago. And I presume their bite is almost completely painless, because the couple of times I was bitten I have no memory of any sensation. As usual, you have prompted me to consider a better solution. The livestock-grade repellent that I use is probably a bit too dangerous for me to spray so liberally on all my exposed skin, so what I really need is a spray-on product that is very, very effective, but also safe. Time for some google research...

  • @jb-zr4ez
    @jb-zr4ez Місяць тому

    Thanks for the comment about the problem with getting the more obscure make of e-bikes repaired. I had no idea.

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god Місяць тому

      To be honest, if I can help even one person to avoid the expensive mistakes I made, I'll be very happy. Buyers dont dwell on this issue at buying time, but a repair will be needed sooner or later for most ebikes, and within a few years. I really think buyers need to give some thought to where they will take the bike if/when this happens. When a pro bike shop told me they werent insured to repair it, I think they were fobbing me off. But it is worrying. Also, my battery is totally custom to fit the frame, so when it dies, I cant get another one anywhere on the planet. I'll have a real problem to sort out. Nowadays, I'd advise boaters to buy at Halfords- they have branches all over the country, and lots of them are based close to the waterways. Also, maybe avoid unique or custom-made batteries.

  • @armaankhan6043
    @armaankhan6043 Місяць тому

    You are lovely man❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ Honest and straightforward

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god Місяць тому

      Why thank you for such a kind comment, I very much appreciate it! None of us are perfect of course, and certainly not me, but I do appreciate your kind thoughts.

  • @armaankhan6043
    @armaankhan6043 Місяць тому

    How long have you been on the boat ? ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god Місяць тому

      Hi there- I've been living aboard since August of 2020, so a bit more than four years now. It feels like it has flown by, which is very strange!

  • @janetwalker8428
    @janetwalker8428 Місяць тому

    The scenery is just beautiful, I love that thank you! And, of course, you are very entertaining to watch :). Interesting what you said about the construction of the canal and the reeds. Sections of the Lichfield Canal have been restored using the old bricks and some of it they used massive rolls of clay encased in black plastic with a large amount of what looked like bathroom mastic to me. However, the new part has been called the Darnford Ecology Park and is now in water and wildlife has moved in. Nature is so accommodating. Perhaps you said billy-o because it sounds posh and you were in Whittington?!! Thank you again for these wonderful videos, I'm saving watching the end of this one til tea time!

    • @the_boating_god
      @the_boating_god Місяць тому

      Why Janet, that is a lovely compliment. If I were not so utterly shameless I would blush! I must say I am impressed with your knowledge of canal construction too. To my shame, I didn;t even realise that the canal arm near to the Plough was actually the start of the old Lichfield canal! It would be fantastic they can complete the restoration - it would be great to see boats coming into the city of Lichfield itself. But I fear the lock rebuilding may slow things down a bit, they are very complex. Its such a lovely area, I will definitely be coming back that way some time- but there are lots more canals to see first! .