i genuinely wonder if this took forever to shoot and i’m mainly talking about the scene when fred says “and and and and” like idk how tf they coulda kept a straight face or stay in character cuz i would lost my shit lmao
I wonder if the people who actually care about this stuff, realize they're making sure the chickens were happy before they eat them. Very strange thing to be concerned about. Just a thought.
I'm a cook. The server walked into the kitchen one night and said the customer wanted to know where the pickerel was from. I was like, "ok, hold on," and I ran to the freezer, found the box, and it said it was from.....drum roll....Kazakhstan! I kid you not - Kazakhstan! I have no idea how there is money in flash freezing pickerel in Kazakhstan and shipping it to Canada when we have literally millions of lakes full of them here. And yet, that pickerel was from Kazakhstan.
sadly... a lot of places, outside of tourist spots and "fine dining" restaurants, don't even address locality or animal welfare, let alone make it a feature of their menu. odds are, unless you pay upwards of 30$ freedom bucks (per entree), your Portland meal isn't free-range or organic or 'grain-fed' or 'grass-fed'. and if not, then your servers and cooks aren't treated/paid fairly either. long story short, if you wanna eat "right" be prepared to pay extra for quality of service and skill level behind the scenes.
"Here's the chicken you'll be enjoying tonight." But they haven't actually said they wanted the chicken, they just wanted more information. This really bothers me.
More about the chicken: there actually are places that will tell you about the chicken's diet etc. I know a butcher who goes through a speech about how the meat is organic, free range etc. when I just want some sausages or steaks.
I’ve never seen an actress ever act so accurately like a waitress in a she or film. Usually, they are told to act sassy or weird in some way. This actress captures the exact vibe and tone of voice of a good server.
Not even remotely satire.
are you sure this isn't a documentary?
I’ve met Vegans like this workin at amazon, he always looked hungry and I always ate meat infront of him
The pretentiousness in how he asks if it’s local with the chin on palm posture is so spot on.
Oh god
"His name was Colin..." Dead.
i genuinely wonder if this took forever to shoot and i’m mainly talking about the scene when fred says “and and and and” like idk how tf they coulda kept a straight face or stay in character cuz i would lost my shit lmao
I wonder if the people who actually care about this stuff, realize they're making sure the chickens were happy before they eat them. Very strange thing to be concerned about. Just a thought.
Shut up incel
As hilarious as this is, I don't think I can handle watching a full episode of this. The amount of relatable cringe is just way too high.
I'm a cook. The server walked into the kitchen one night and said the customer wanted to know where the pickerel was from. I was like, "ok, hold on," and I ran to the freezer, found the box, and it said it was from.....drum roll....Kazakhstan! I kid you not - Kazakhstan! I have no idea how there is money in flash freezing pickerel in Kazakhstan and shipping it to Canada when we have literally millions of lakes full of them here. And yet, that pickerel was from Kazakhstan.
Netflix through the post!
How do you prepare the chicken? It's very simple: we explain it it is going to die.
The amount of times I've watched while peaking.......
Sad to hear whats become of Portland, it could have been cool, but we see what crazy people do to any place...
"i'm just a guy"
It's just the whole gas pedal moves the car forward...
This show is utter bullshit. And that’s the point… and I love it.
Portlandia commune
Portlandia chicken farm
If Portland is an entire city of this, I will never leave the east coast.
Missing the rest of it where they visit the farm and end up joining a cult.
and and and and and and and and and and you have a good relationship with this farm?
Its hilarious to see how extreme these characters evolved in their mannerisms from this episode(first episode) to the final season LMAO
four acres... and they still look concerned lol
I still think about this scene.
I'm a server & this is painstakingly accurate but ultimately you count your money and go home. And watch Portlandia/offset your existential crise(s)
Sorry to interrupt but I have the exact same question. Hahahaha
Believe it or not,creatures like those exist…
R.I.P. Colin
who are these people raising colin? lmfaoo
Funniest show ever! When they get to the chicken farm is even more hilarious!
I'm a helicopter.
background music is off the charts good, anyone got a track name?
Sorry to interrupt, but I had exactly the same question
Antifa at lunch
These are actual portraits of the fuc*tards who live in Portland
The show that ruined a state.
sadly... a lot of places, outside of tourist spots and "fine dining" restaurants, don't even address locality or animal welfare, let alone make it a feature of their menu. odds are, unless you pay upwards of 30$ freedom bucks (per entree), your Portland meal isn't free-range or organic or 'grain-fed' or 'grass-fed'. and if not, then your servers and cooks aren't treated/paid fairly either. long story short, if you wanna eat "right" be prepared to pay extra for quality of service and skill level behind the scenes.
I live in Austin. Totally get this. And we are weirder that Portland. Fight me.
Underrated line “I’m so weird with that gas pedal it just moves the whole car forward”
The delivery on that line kills me 😂😂
"Here's the chicken you'll be enjoying tonight." But they haven't actually said they wanted the chicken, they just wanted more information. This really bothers me.
No wonder 7 Oregon counties want to secede. What a pair of knuckleheads.
More about the chicken: there actually are places that will tell you about the chicken's diet etc. I know a butcher who goes through a speech about how the meat is organic, free range etc. when I just want some sausages or steaks.
I’ve never seen an actress ever act so accurately like a waitress in a she or film. Usually, they are told to act sassy or weird in some way. This actress captures the exact vibe and tone of voice of a good server.
I thought the same thing
Yeah she absolutely killed it.
If the waitress was pretentious too, it’d be more funny
Well you know if she's really an actress in Portland she probably is a waitress too.
Lol the battery hen identifies as a rooster lol
Lol the battery hen identifies as a rooster lol
Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
This is my favorite couple ever. They are soooooo weird.
Here after Social Dilemma
Poor Colin :(
made me want to retire in Portland at 32. I'm ready
"I'm sorry to interrupt. I had exactly the same question." Bruh...