Hi☺ i can hold my breath for a really long.. oh i guess i can't.
Well i can reach my eye with my tongue through an ancient chinese secret (meditation really works).
I believe hygiene can ward off would-be attackers, or a lack thereof, including cyber-attackers.
I owe all my success with the ladies to my rap skills.
I believe in racing towards your dreams, that's why i sleep in a racecar bed.
If you're tired of having too much money, i can help.
I founded a group to plant candy in sweet-deprived areas. #share-the-love #GrowCandyland
If you would like to join our out-ings please reach me by shouting my name really loud or contact me through your nearest telepathetic friend, thank you.
People say i take things too literally, so if i ever visit your home and you tell me to make myself at home, i probably will. #MyNewHouse #blessed
All this can be yours, if you pay for the date, if not, you haven't heard my rap skills yet. thankyou.