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Can’t wait for when Peter goes turbo and starts drinking Pepsi zero, causing Dork to enter the iron cage in a blind rage

22 for primaris now

Sending this to my sister

I wounldn't say "mass" produced since making one space marine armor can take around a decade. But yeah there are tons of them

Wrong. Thry wouldn't use macs. They would use think pads

Oof

Hello Peter Turbo

Peeturabo, is based on Alistair Crowley. An Englishman of a certain type to whom not looking like a tramp was highly important. Clean shave. Lose the stubble.

To be honest, if the emperor choose peter turbo as praetorian, dorn wouldn't mind cause he isn't childish, perturabo would stay loyal and the traitors would lose their greatest asset

Nice video 👍

nice video👍

A man so bitter coffee bean run for light

Imagine they just use some 2009 thinkpad as their laptop just cus there's an STC for it

Hug? Is that a new stc?

Canon: all orders distributed by altramarine commanders must be written in size 12 New Roman 😂

Gulliman would use Linux...

Thats Why I like Yellow Dorn

But you know they got the freaking best coffee in the break room

GW: rogal dorn does not have mutton chops and a moustache! Fans: draws mustache on rogal regardless

Lore accurate

This really makes Lorgar seem more reasonable

Managing the little stuff can compound into titanic achievements.

And that‘s why he was the main reason horus HAD to make a mad and underprepared dash for terra in hopes of overruning it before the loyalist main force would arrive basically all of the horus heresy leading up to the siege were either delaying actions or rushed force generation to like 80%. And the arrival of the ultramarines was more or less the time mimit horus had during the siege. Granted even had they arrived earlier before the duel started in the vengeful spirit, horus himself was so strong that they couldn‘t have really killed him. But they could have killed everyone but him which would have let to the gods zapping him of their power as a failed pawn likely enough. All thanks to the 12 sized Maccarge Stencil New times font allowing for maximized efficiency in logistical organization

If only Dorn and Perturabo got along. For Dorn ✊

Pepsi ... Of course he has trash tastes

Wow, Rogal. Way to bring down the hammer.

Magic Pain Glove

The lack of a rebuttal hurt, it was too real. 3rd Edition Black Templar player, Dorn 4 lyfe. But Peter Turbo has my sympathies. I just... sorry for your loss.

as an iron warrior fan, pepsi is indeed better than coke lol

My iron lord would not drink pepsi hesmuch superior and would drink Dr pepper

PERTY JUS LIKE ME FRRR

Magnus and Perty were tight

Everybody hates on perty, but everybody crawl to him when shits need to be done. He caried the siege of Terra for a reason.

Imperial Fists Fans: Your Primarch is a man child! Iron Warriors Fans: Your Primarch is f**king dead!

So Guilliman acts like a common US army major.

10,000 years of service, and dad still won't let me have a Pepsi...

The worst part is he’s being 100% truthful. He’s not lying, and that’s even worse

Am I allowed to love both legions?

Iron Within Iron Without

This is the funniest thing I have ever watched on this site

meet the primarchs instead of meet the grahams

Peter Turbo didn’t have to be done like that

Daaaaaaaaamn Rogal. Way to bring the hammer down. I love these two goobers so much! ❤

I am fortifying this comment section

The next email he sees (wrong font and size): "Oooh fancy pants rich ass McGee over here, fuck you!"

Dorn was pushed too far

I'm sure the codex Astartes was probably written in size 12 new Roman lol