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Movie Reviews in 1 Minute with PatU15 and SBK.
They are S.A.F. - Short As F$*#.
Established May 2021.
We only got about a minute to make a case for or against a particular movie. In the end we can award a movie between 1 and 50 Dollars each. Therefore the worst movie ever will get 0 dollars, while the best ends up with 100.
Best ranked movie so far: Inside Man (2006) - 99 $
The most divisive opinion so far: Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon - 44 $ vs. 16 $
Worst ranked movie until now: Cade The Tortured Crossing (2023) - 4 $
Shortest reviews yet: Slotherhouse (2023)
Please feel free to suggest movies in the comments. We are happy to watch (nearly anything).
Team: M. Kühnl, P. Ulrich, C. Weiß, S. Pilhofer
They are S.A.F. - Short As F$*#.
Established May 2021.
We only got about a minute to make a case for or against a particular movie. In the end we can award a movie between 1 and 50 Dollars each. Therefore the worst movie ever will get 0 dollars, while the best ends up with 100.
Best ranked movie so far: Inside Man (2006) - 99 $
The most divisive opinion so far: Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon - 44 $ vs. 16 $
Worst ranked movie until now: Cade The Tortured Crossing (2023) - 4 $
Shortest reviews yet: Slotherhouse (2023)
Please feel free to suggest movies in the comments. We are happy to watch (nearly anything).
Team: M. Kühnl, P. Ulrich, C. Weiß, S. Pilhofer
The Pest (1997) Movie Review
SAF reviews the 1997 comedy THE PEST in less than a minute. Have fun with the Shortest Movie Reviews Ever.
All shown footage from the movie trailer is copyrighted and belongs to Sony/Tristar.
#pest #johnleguizamo #moviereview
All shown footage from the movie trailer is copyrighted and belongs to Sony/Tristar.
#pest #johnleguizamo #moviereview
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Crabs (2022) 🦀 Creature Feature Review
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SAF reviews the 2022 comedy creature feature CRABS in less than a minute. Have fun with the Shortest Movie Reviews Ever. All shown footage from the movie trailer is copyrighted and belongs to Raven Banner. #crabs #creaturefeature #moviereview
Breaking the Waves (2014) Dragon Boat Sports Movie Review
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SAF reviews the 2014 John Woo produced sports movie BREAKING THE WAVES (aka 激浪青春) in a minute. Have fun with the our very quick Movie Reviews. Shown footage from the movie trailer is copyrighted and belongs to CFGC. #breakingthewaves #sportsmovie #moviereview
Lost in Tomb (2024) Movie Review
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SAF reviews the 2024 adventure movie LOST IN TOMB (aka 关中诡事之雾隐藏棺) in a minute. It maybe a good Tomb Raider clone ... or isn't it? Have fun with the our very quick Movie Reviews. Shown footage from the movie is copyrighted and belongs to 西安松石影业有限公司. #lostintomb #tombraider2024 #moviereview
Fire Birds (1990) 🚁 Movie Review
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SAF reviews the 1990 Top Gun clone with helicopters FIRE BIRDS with Nicolas Cage (aka Wings of the Apache aka Airborne aka Flügel aus Stahl) in less than a minute. Have fun with the Shortest Movie Reviews Ever. All shown footage from the movie is copyrighted and belongs to Touchstone. #firebird #niccage #moviereview
Furiosa (2024) Movie Review
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SAF reviews the 2024 post apocalyptic action movie FURIOSA (aka FURIOSA: A Mad Max Saga) in a minute. Have fun with the our very quick Movie Reviews. Shown footage from the movie trailer is copyrighted and belongs to Warner. #furiosa #madmax #moviereview
Boy Kills World (2023) Movie Review
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SAF reviews the 2023 revenge movie Boy Kills World in a minute. Have fun with the our very quick Movie Reviews. Shown footage from the movie trailer is copyrighted and belongs to VVS Films. #boykillsworld #cerealcharacterfight #moviereview
Fly Me To Saitama 2 (2023) Movie Review
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SAF reviews the 2023 comedy Fly Me To Saitama: From Biwa Lake with Love (aka 翔んで埼玉 ~琵琶湖より愛をこめて~ aka Tonde Saitama: Biwako yori Ai wo Komete aka Tonde Saitama 2 aka Fly Me To The Saitama 2) in a minute. Have fun with the our very quick Movie Reviews. Shown footage from the movie is copyrighted and belongs to Fuji TV Movies. There also a map show which belongs to Google Maps. #flymetosaitama #jap...
King Arthur (2004) Movie Review
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SAF reviews the 2004 epic action adventure King Arthur (aka Keira Knightly in Leather Bikini) in less than a minute. Have fun with the Shortest Movie Reviews Ever. All shown footage from the movie trailer is copyrighted and belongs to Touchstone. #kingarthur #keiraknightley #moviereview
City Hunter (2024) Manga Live Action Review
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SAF reviews the 2024 manga adaptation CITY HUNTER (aka シティーハンター) in a minute. Have fun with the Shortest Movie Reviews Ever. All shown footage from the movie trailer is copyrighted and belongs to Netflix Japan. #cityhunter #mangaadaptation #moviereview
Atlas (2024) Movie Review
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SAF reviews the 2024 sci fi action movie ATLAS (from Netflix) in less than a minute. It's J.Lo in a mecha. Have fun with the Shortest Movie Reviews Ever. All shown footage from the movie trailer is copyrighted and belongs to Netflix. #atlas #mechamovie #moviereview
Sudden Death (1995) Movie Review
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SAF reviews the 1995 Die Hard style action movie Sudden Death with Van Damme in less than a minute. Have fun with the Shortest Movie Reviews Ever. All shown footage from the movie trailer is copyrighted and belongs to Shattered Productions. #suddendeath #vandamme #moviereview
The 7th Curse (1986) Movie Review
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Ever wanted to throw children into a blood press? SAF reviews the 1986 Hongkong action adventure movie The Seventh Curse (aka 7th Curse aka Dr. Yuen and Wisely aka 原振侠与卫斯理) in less than a minute. Have fun with the Shortest Movie Reviews Ever. All shown footage from the movie trailer is copyrighted and belongs to Golden Harvest. #seventhcurse #chowyunfat #moviereview
Tiger 3 (2023) Movie Review
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SAF reviews the 2023 action movie Tiger 3 (aka टाइगर 3) in less than a minute. Have fun with the Shortest Movie Reviews Ever. Tiger 3 is a 2023 Indian Hindi-language action thriller film directed by Maneesh Sharma and produced by Aditya Chopra under Yash Raj Films. It is the fifth installment in the YRF Spy Universe. All shown footage from the movie trailer is copyrighted and belongs to YRF. #y...
The Invisible Fight (2023) Movie Review
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Cade The Tortured Crossing (2023) Movie Review
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Starship Troopers (1997) Movie Review
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Yudo: The Way of the Bath (2022) Movie Review
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Dr. Cheon and Lost Talisman (2023) Movie Review
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Born To Fly (Chinese Top Gun from 2023) Movie Review
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Born To Fly (Chinese Top Gun from 2023) Movie Review
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نام فلم چیه
It's in the video title: Chinese Fighter or Dou Shi,
Dou Shi (2022)
nice video bhai
What's the nem of this Film?
It's in the title of the review! Dou Shi.
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I'm sorry. We're only doing reviews. As far as we now right now it is not available on the usual streaming services.
If you didn't catch this flick in a packed theater full of Neil Breen fans, then you are missing all the fun! Best time I have ever had in a movie theater. Non stop laughter! Everyone ever stayed through all the credits and cheered every time his name came up! 🤣😂
Sounds fun. Where can you see his movies on the big screen? And: Any review suggestions aside from Breen?😄
Roughnecks!!!!
Just finished watching this and it's enjoyable... I'm a huge horror movie fanatic first and I've sat through a lot of horror movies that strive to be love letters to Classic 80s horror that often times fail. This love letter Falls in line the awesome Lady bloodfight, sure it doesn't bring anything new to the table but everything is there....questionable acting ✔ good fight scenes ✔ training montages set to appropriate inspirational music ✔ all I really needed was some female nudity but I digress.
Agreed. Any recommendations for other good martial arts movies from the last few years?
I was interested until I saw Viking Samurai is in this. He cheapens this whole production.
I don't agree. Viking Samurai seems cool guy. I heard about this movie on his channel. And I found his channel because I'm a Bloodsport fan. He even made a great interview with Frank Dux. Viking Samurai covered the whole story (notice that I intentionally used word "story" because credibility of it is questionable but nevertheless fascinating) about kumite and Dux from so many different viewpoints (Sheldon Lettich, Don The Dragon Wilson, Paco Prieto..) Actually what turned me off this movie is when I saw it's filmed on digital camera.
We did not know him or his background when watching the movie. But he did not stand out as a weak character in our opinion.
you wont even give a valid reason why u hate him so much.what a troll
@@beaunorton4092Well he is an annoying narcissist to begin with. He posts more shirtless pics than anyone I’ve ever seen lol. He fancies himself as a real fighter which he’s not…did you see his “boxing” match? Lol. He is the laughing stock of many martial arts forums on the net and doesn’t even know it.
Great martial arts flick.
No doubt.
Fantastic movie ak dam zabardast action dhmaal hai movie ak ak fighte sin bawaal hai y movie nahi dikhya too kuch nahi dikhya action❤ ka baap hai very good hindi dubbing fan 1ghanta 39 minte ki movie hartuching story ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Any movie recommendations for us?
Any recommendations for our next reviews?
Any recommendations for our next reviews?
Ayer la fui a ver en el cine , y es una pelicula entretenida , sin más.
Where can we watch this?
Just checked. Not available at the usual streaming services at the moment.
@@safmoviereviews How did you watch this movie?
@@jesseowenvillamor6348 The answer won't help you much: Friend brought it with him on a movie night.
@@safmoviereviews That sucks. Looks like a great movie.
i love this so much
Yeah. Great movie. Don't know many others like this one.
My Review ist online in german without spoilers
The distributer asked us to wait with the review for the BluRay release.🫡
@@safmoviereviews I did not review the bluray but will watch your video.
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Any movie suggestions for us?
Movie name is .dou shi
Yes☺️
ju spik inglisch not veri gud
Movie name
Dou Shi!!☺️😆
I did like the movie. A bit slow at times perhaps The people are deceptive here. 1.4K views, only 22 LIKES and 0 comments at this time.
Thanks for YOUR comment.😊 Have a movie in mind we should review next?
Well Hulk 2003 is underrated, 12 angry men is the only B&W movie I watched several times. A Fish Called Wanda is still a cool movie and if you want to review a cool underrated series I think of Farscape @@safmoviereviews
Finland and Germany were allied so there's 0 reason Germans would have beef with the guy. Soviets would make sense but gotta keep up that over played trope of Germans being cartoonishly evil bad goys.. There's plenty of good violent movies out there. Avoid this bullshit..
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i nedd this flim link please
Sorry. We do not have a link.
I enjoyed the movie. The characters and the culture cracked me up.
Totally😆👍
The most ridiculous movie in the world. Don't watch it. They made fun of our minds
🤣 "Most ridiculous" and "Don't watch it" do not mix well.
🙂 *Promo sm*
Did you like the movie?
@@safmoviereviewsI loved it
the post-credits clip in this movie talks about a "new episode", do you know if a sequel has ever been made or if it was planned at all?
There was a new anime as far as I know. But not related to the movie.
@@safmoviereviews I found out that the post credit scenes are just a joke, the sequel did not happen ☹️
What's the name
斗士
Does anyone know if this will be released in the United States anytime soon?
As far as we know it's still touring festivals. No clue regarding a general release.🤔 There's not even a real trailer out.
Thanks for the info .
Capelight movies in Germany just released a cool mediabook. 😎
Or anywhere else btw?
@@tommybluebones8265 What's really weird is also that our is the only review on YT so far. This movie somehow stays under the radar.
Happy Halloween 🎃
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It's on Netflix.
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This movie was SO. BAD! But not gonna lie… I did find myself enjoying it a little bit. The first 2 acts are rough but I had fun with the end bit that we all came to see and some of the characters (DJ) made me laugh quite a bit. Overall I knew the schlocky mess I was going into and thats what I got. Great review 👍
Hier mal ein Vorschlag für eine neue Review Turbo Kid 😬🤯 oder mal die Mad Max Reihe!
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I wanted to love this but unfortunately it didn’t work very well for me. Harrison Ford did a great job back as Indy and I found some of the action to be fun but overall I just felt like this was a disposable feeling kind of movie and the 3rd act really didn’t work for me. I’d be lying if I said I wanted to watch this again.
We were putting it in 3rd place. 1 and 3 were way better, but Dial of Destiny outshines 2 and 4.
This "government by musical chairs" movie reminded me of real life government confusion on 3/11/2011. I watched to see if any of the story threads came to a conclusion, but none did. It will take a few episodes of "Futurama" or "Gravity Falls" to "blank my memory" of this Shochiku/Toei collaboration.
So true.
Percuma d tayang kan film ny kalau gak ada bahasa indonesia buat apa😂
Terkadang senang melihat hal-hal aneh dari negara lain.
Movie name please
@@safmoviereviews movie name please
@@shahidshah9297 Which movie? A recommendation?
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What didn't make the review: We loved the play on words with "shumatsu" which can mean "weekend" as well as "world's end". So a Shumatsu Warrior is a lot of things in this movie's universe. ;)
DUDE!!! This movie was RAD!!! You would have had to been there. (I was raised in Hermosa Beach, Ca, during this time, and Santa Monica and Venice were jumpin' off with Dogtown and Z-Boys)
I get your point. And the skate sequences were really good. It's more the "movie" part we complain about. Feels a little incomplete when comparing it to other 80s sports movies.
Y'all have obviously never had to train for the LA Massacre with a broken arm. Until you do that, you won't truly understand Corey Webster's story.
Love this! More please!!
As a non gamer I had a blast with this film! It was a legit fantasy epic that I want to see more of.
If i had watched this at 2x speed I would have saved half a minute
🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the comment.
That's the channel's aim🤣
Yes!!!!
Samurai Cop. An unlikely classic.
I remember watching this crap when I was a kid. My cousins put it on because Uncle Jesse was in it. So many tiddies. Ngl, I didn't hate it lol
Fact is that we don't get such movies anymore. The nowadays b movie market is much crappier than in the 80s or 90s. Sad.