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Magma Paint
United States
Приєднався 4 гру 2009
I draw things. And I'm thinking about reviewing more things. But for now, drawing things is fine.
Member of Team Magma since Summer 2012
Member of Team Skull since Spring 2017
Member of Team Magma since Summer 2012
Member of Team Skull since Spring 2017
Taking Lord English's Soul Assimilation Too Seriously
It's finally finished, just in time for Caliborn's birthday and the 13th anniversary of Act 6 of Homestuck. I really wanted to get this out for 1025 or Halloween but as we all know, life had other plans. Time to untangle this mess of souls that made up the Final Boss of Andrew Hussie's story of a boy and his friends and a game they play.
FLASH WARNING: IF YOU HAVE PHOTOSENSITIVE EPILEPSY, IT'S STRONGLY ADVISED YOU PODCAST LISTEN TO THE VIDEO. I did my best to slow the panels and animations where this was a problem to a more tolerable level but the warning is still there regardless.
CHAPTERS
Patreon Plug and Disclaimers: 00:00
Introduction: 1:05
Rules of Analysis and Speculation: 4:09
Establishing the Billiards B4st4rd: 5:36
SWITCH 1: Caliborn: 10:55
SWITCH 2: Equius Zahhak: 17:36
SWITCH 3: Lil' Hal/AR: 25:47
SWITCH 4: Gamzee Makara: 34:56
That Cursed Puppet: 42:13
The Souls in the Cue Sports Machine: 50:52
Evilness of Caliborn's Unwilling Passengers: 56:30
Who Would Be Traumatized By This Experience?: 1:12:10
Credits: 1:16:40
Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/magmapaintcreations
Join the Discord, it's fun: discord.gg/2A3BgASyp8
Read the rules and check in at the front desk in order to be admitted.
FLASH WARNING: IF YOU HAVE PHOTOSENSITIVE EPILEPSY, IT'S STRONGLY ADVISED YOU PODCAST LISTEN TO THE VIDEO. I did my best to slow the panels and animations where this was a problem to a more tolerable level but the warning is still there regardless.
CHAPTERS
Patreon Plug and Disclaimers: 00:00
Introduction: 1:05
Rules of Analysis and Speculation: 4:09
Establishing the Billiards B4st4rd: 5:36
SWITCH 1: Caliborn: 10:55
SWITCH 2: Equius Zahhak: 17:36
SWITCH 3: Lil' Hal/AR: 25:47
SWITCH 4: Gamzee Makara: 34:56
That Cursed Puppet: 42:13
The Souls in the Cue Sports Machine: 50:52
Evilness of Caliborn's Unwilling Passengers: 56:30
Who Would Be Traumatized By This Experience?: 1:12:10
Credits: 1:16:40
Support me on Patreon! patreon.com/magmapaintcreations
Join the Discord, it's fun: discord.gg/2A3BgASyp8
Read the rules and check in at the front desk in order to be admitted.
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Відео
Speedrunning A History of Billiards B4st4rds || FINAL SNEAK PEEK
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One last sneak peek to hold you guys over until the full video. We're cutting it close with that Halloween deadline.
Analyzing Lil Hal || SNEAK PEEK for Taking Lord English Too Seriously
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Thought I'd give you guys another sneak peak to hold you over until Halloween. Enjoy this longer section discussing Dirk Strider's master splinter.
SNEAK PEAK || Taking Lord English Too Seriously
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Might as well give you guys a taste of this behemoth video. I'm still editing it and it looks like it's going to have to be delayed until Halloween, which... I'm 0kay with.
3K Sub Special || Reviewing the Hazbin Hotel Pilot 5 Years Late
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You all voted, we're taking the highway to visit that hotel of demons that debuted 5 years ago with a grand opening this year. Just what made this pilot explode on the scene all those years ago? We're checking it out. DRINKING GAME -Toast to this channel getting 3000 subs -Take a shot for every "Finally!" in the comments section -Drink every time Homestuck is mentioned -Drink every time I compa...
PesterQuesting for 612
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It's Karkat's birthday, played through Egbert, Karkat, and Gamzee's routes. Maybe one day I'll go through and do every choice and get all the endings in all the routes. All of them. Watch live at www.twitch.tv/analyticeruption
The Eggs say insane schist all the time
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Nice Hazbin Hotel scene you got there; it'd be a shame if someone made countless memes with it Unless that was the point of the scene in which case, objective complete.
Nostalgia Critic Doesn't Understand Rango
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Here in the Mojave Desert, animals have had millions of years to adapt to the harsh environment. But the Nostalgia Critic? He is going to have his review of Rango torn to shreds. DRINKING GAME -Take a shot for every "Finally!" in the comments section -Drink every time Doug complains about tropes -Take a shot every time he pretends to care about an "offensive" joke; take two for ones he has no b...
If Chef Saltbaker Was Charged For His Crimes
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This year for April Fool's Day I decided to do an homage/inspired type of video and do one in the style of another UA-camr. The honor goes to MOUSAIT and his If Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes series because they're very interesting videos. It should go without saying that I'm no lawyer or legal expert and this video is purely for entertainment. And Saltbaker sure racks up some crimes in...
Magma Finally Launches a Patreon
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It's still March, I'm sticking to what I said in the 2024 Roadmap. I don't know how well a Patreon will go but it's now available for anyone who would like to donate. Start your pledge today! Just follow the link here and pick your donation tier. Your support is much appreciated and I hope I can continue to bring you guys more content you enjoy at increasing quality. patreon.com/magmapaintcreat...
2024 Roadmap || Nice Magma Free Trial Has Expired
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It's 2024, I've got my projects list in order and after what 2023 gave us, prepare for the bluntness to ramp up. Want to send me some monetary kudos? You can donate to my Ko-Fi here: ko-fi.com/F2F6K5WA Streaming whenever I can! Check me out over at Twitch: www.twitch.tv/analyticeruption Join the public Discord server: discord.gg/2A3BgASyp8 Please read the rules and post an introduction so we ca...
Same Voice Actress
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You mean to tell me that my least favorite child/teen character in any cartoon and that my ultimate comfort character are BOTH voiced by Alana Ubach? UA-cam, this is a meme video, please don't throw it in the copyright gulag.
Cuphead's Christmas Review is Now On Rumble
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In case you missed the community post, UA-cam's copyright system is incredibly broken and still throttled a heavily modified version of the Cuphead Christmas review. All reviews for that show as well as other videos that get hit by copyright will from now on be hosted on Rumble as well as BitChute and Odysee, though Rumble so far has had the least problems uploading. Go watch the review of Holi...
This review is an April Fool's video, there's nothing left to talk about here
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This review is an April Fool's video, there's nothing left to talk about here
Doing a Shrek but Blitz Does the Meme Properly
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Doing a Shrek but Blitz Does the Meme Properly
Helluva Boss 203 Is A Slight Improvement
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Helluva Boss 203 Is A Slight Improvement
The Stolitz Problem: A Show-Endangering Ship
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The Stolitz Problem: A Show-Endangering Ship
Magma vs 2023 || What's This Year's Game Plan?
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Magma vs 2023 || What's This Year's Game Plan?
Q&A || Everything Wrong With Nostalgia Critic's Sonic OVA Review
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Q&A || Everything Wrong With Nostalgia Critic's Sonic OVA Review
What Your Favorite 2010s Disney Movie Says About You
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What Your Favorite 2010s Disney Movie Says About You
omg this video is the true, girl i know right the fanfic retcon and everything where is video then I still have hope for the show ,this would has been a Satisfactory release to know that there are more people who get it back then 🥲 (Curse you UA-cam for not showing me this good video for a year) 29:25 - 29:34 same, i miss then it a badass show and not this problematic romance drama that doesn’t work ( that we don’t even get for a full season😢)
@@littlenice-ve5pb It wants to be Bojack so bad when it should've stuck to being Invader Zim. I have it on a sticky note for my own projects that if I start massively deviating from the plot without doing the legwork to earn it, I need all my fans and the audience to force me to scrap it, re-rail the plot, and rebuild that payoff. And if I pull a Vivziepop and try to justify it with Twitter dumping the lore, I need all of you to clown on me as hard as you can until I snap out of it.
I am so disgusted that the writers are using Octavia as an ‘obstacle’ to her dad’s sex life. There’s no character this ship won’t trample all over and twist to be part of its narrative. (Brandon Roger’s called her a cockblock) Medrano and the animation leads also said Octavia, a child, was one of their least favourite characters. Because she criticises their precious prince.
Tails is little brother of Sonic
I havent made it this far in Homestuck yet. I am very confused but this essay was very entertaining nonetheless :3
I was disappointed with his review. I owe this movie for helping me pass Highschool Biology.
45:11 another thing to note, it’s Gamzee specifically that summons Cal into dream Dave’s tower using weird Rage powers. It’s whenever Gamzee’s talking about making their universe terminal, he also summons the Jack doll to dream John’s tower. So possibly without even realizing it, in summoning Cal to Dave’s tower he may have been pulling Cal from the void that Roxy will/already has banished Cal to.
@@gummybeef Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm The plot thickens...
Loved this video! I think about this a lot, so seeing an actual in depth video on this sort of obscure homestuck topic on my feed surprised the hell out of me lol. Definitely keep up the good work!
Thanks, fam :3 I plan on talking about Homestuck some more in future videos as well
Given Helluva Boss is slowly falling off (decreasing views per episode) I'd say this video called it. People are sick of the Stolitz melodrama. Especially those who know it's endgame. Making the melodrama feel like padding.
@@PlanetZoidstar Absolutely. And as much as this show keeps propping up Stolas and gaslighting the audience that he did nothing wrong (ha, bullshit), I just know that the upcoming Mastermind episode is going to piss me off so much that it'll be my quitting point. Octavia is the real victim, she deserves better parents.
Ah yes, Hamsteak.
Do a full review of Homestuck when you have the time pls. Also check out Doug's review of Last Action Hero. I don't he's being sarcastic there despite what the comments say.
@@Dinosaurianationazation First one is going to require I quit my regular job and move out, second one I never seen the source material.
Oh cool!
I used to watch NC when I was in middle school. I only stopped watching NC, because of the Wall Review when I was a sophomore in high school, then I heard about the Not so Awesome controversy a few months later from my friends. I thought that review was worse. I haven't watched NC in a long time, but I'm glad to see your point of view on NC reviews.
16:50 Also, Doug is American, so how TF does he not know the word "quarter"?
2:48 Dang, Yuji Naka did speedrunning before it was cool.
Just wondering, what are your thoughts on _Inside Out 2_ now that it's out?
9:39 As someone with two sisters, I can tell you pretty much all the women in my family act like they're my mother.
Instead of calling it a kids movie, Doug should've called it an all ages western.
Hey, there is a video on you that is a response on your takes on critic, so maybe view it just in case, and please be calm
@@nukalask123 The one by Alex the Critic, right?
Yeah I think
@@nukalask123 Alex has a habit of God awful takes and lying about or not paying attention to scenes but I still plan on addressing it
Ok
Just remembered an interaction i had with my mother after watching his review, when it's just came out (It is her fav film). I was like "Hey, there is this guy, who said that Rango wasn't that good and deep", and she looked me right in the eyes and said with full seriousness, i quote "If this GuY thinks this movie is mid- he's dumb". I'm not gonna elaborate it any further.
I like how you actually had to make the player dependent charge transparent when in-game text was present at the bottom of the screen
@@Tiredcream6472 It didn't make sense to take it off screen during the exhibit cutscenes but turning down the opacity a lot worked
Boy how many times could I use that moment where Frieza tells Doug to stop being stupid
@@brianjordan3841 Response to Doug's whole review catalog in a nutshell
@ basically in a nutshell yeah pretty much
It’s bcuz he’s an idiot plain n simple
I had to come back to this video. Because Doug basically did the whole "Maybe someone say these ideas and did something better with them" BS again with The Hollow Man. Because it didn't go super deep into themes of gaslighting, voyeurism, and SA that somehow makes The Hollow Man far worse than the Blumhouse version of The Invisible Man. Doug CAN still make good videos. I've seen him do it (yes, not that great of a person but I follow a lot of horrible people. I care more about their content than content of character unless certain boundaries get crossed), but at this point I have to watch the END of his review before everything else to make sure he's actually engaging with the material instead of what he wants it to be or do.
Do more homestuck videos after this please!
...I hope NOW isn't a good time to mention that I like the Powerpuff Girls reboot unironically...
Could you please tell me why you're not going to do a "Doug Walker Doesn't Understand Sailor Moon"? I would've loved to hear your take on that thing.
@@lordvexacus6011 I said that, and then Zaid Magenta imploded and opened that topic back up for discussion
@@MagmaPaint ...Who?
@@lordvexacus6011 MisAntroPony
@@MagmaPaint Ah. Thanks. Sorry, I don't normally watch his videos. So basically, you're not going to do it because so many other people have already done it?
@@lordvexacus6011 No, that's the Pink Floyd review I'm not touching
Well I'm glad this show up in my for you page you show me the doug walker is an actual douche thank you magma paint 😀👍
The hazbin is a hotel
I am excited for the full video
@@Plaugue1122 And I just realized your PFP has Sollux in it
@@MagmaPaint it's actually my oc I came up with over a decade ago.
@@Plaugue1122 Oh. He does look kinda like Sollux tho
@MagmaPaint the original design was loosely based off the Captor family. I need to do an eventual redeisgn.
I’m starting to think you didn’t like NC’s Osmosis Jones review
@@silashurd3597 That's a brilliant observation, Einstein. Didn't like it then, don't like it now.
@@MagmaPaint😃🥹🙂↕️😌😙 Amazing to know!💎 (Also my name is not Einstein, not even close to it)
@@silashurd3597 Then you utterly fail at reading sarcasm
@@MagmaPaintI knew you were. I just wanted to screw with ya😂😂
I just want to say something I said when I watched this with a group of friends. Man Knuckle's voice is jarring given how he usually sounds like now adays. That being said, I like that hat. We should have kept the hat.
I'll take Rango over Minions or any other Illumination slop anyday.
The only way Stolitz can work is if it serves a purpose narratively. No matter what, if he remained a villain who KNOWS he takes advantage of imps, that version of Stolas is the only way his existence would make sense. Because, rather than creating conflict for Blitz and higher stakes, and possibly bring forth a topic of SA that doesn't get much representation (male survivors in this case)- they turned Stolas into MLM wish fulfillment, by nullifying his already amazing characterization, which had potential for being the main villain. It ruins the world building of imp classism. The oppression could have become a main plotline, maybe it could have even ended with assassinating Stolas. But that's if the team wasn't full of fanfic writers trying to make a quota so the emo teens will buy their latest Stolitz ship merch. At this point that's all it is.
I know for a fact if Rango was more "weird without any explanation" like Doug Walker suggests, he'd just complain that it doesn't explain those elements Coming from someone that has watched Rango this year and loved the hell out of it, I'm glad you are still putting Doug in his place, he's everything wrong with online reviewers He's lost his way since his anniversary films amongst other movie-parody related fuck ups he did At least in 2010 I could say he was being comedic, even if it doesn't land now he always is trying to make a serious point all the time but he's not capable of putting in effort to do research (unless it's Avatar the Last Airbender) so his points are pointless like the pointless moments in his heads that claim are in films that go over his head (*cough* Bebe's Kids(classic but still counts)) I can't stand when critics try so hard to be comedically angry and or humorous all while trying to make a big point about something (for his Christmas with the Kranks video, he just spelled his points out for us like we're children) and they're even bad at making a good point Granted, I'm not a sophisticate I laugh at the stupidest jokes from Flapjack, Chowder, and Seasons 4-6 of Spongebob but even I could digest Rango I find it funny that someone who watches more "sophisticated" animated series' such as Batman the Animated fucking Series and Animaniacs can't even digest Rango Hell he talks about how Bruce Timm's batman villain meetups inspired the anniversary films he made but he forgot to make them well written Here though, he's really hit the sauce this time
This review is a classic case of criticizing something for what it isn't rather than for what it is What Rango is trying to be is a western, not yet another deconstruction or parody just an honest to goodness western movie What nostalgia critic wanted was an episode of love death and robots, something you won't understand on your first viewing and it generally vauge and mysterious This kind of mindset "this isn't what I specifically want therefore it's bad" is the definition of a bad faith criticism, acting like the film has to be exactly what the person in question wants otherwise it's no good, which is one of the worst forms of criticism
@@rhyperiorhunter7339 Or a Bugs Bunny cartoon
@@MagmaPaint that too either way nostalgia critic's review is just one bad faith criticism after another
33:47 there's Cowboys & Aleins, that came out in 2011 too. They take that whole situation pretty serious in my eyes. 🙂🙂
@@CommandoKnight200 Played straight as in textbook Western with no variation or unique oddities. Basically vanilla cowboy stories.
20:11 This is why Blitzø is the best character.