Rap song that covers A Christmas Story.
Ralphie, Scott Farkus, the leg lamp, You'll shoot your eye out...it's all in the lyrics.
[Chorus]
"You'll shoot your eye out, that's what they say,
But I’m aiming for dreams, that won’t fade away."
Christmas lights shine, it’s the season of glow,
Chasing Red Ryder dreams through the winter snow.
[Verse 1]
Yo, Ralphie on a mission, got that gun in sight,
All I want for Christmas is Red Ryder delight.
Tried to tell my mom, tried to tell my pops,
But they keep saying, "Kid, better make it stop!"
"You’ll shoot your eye out," like a broken record plays,
But I’m steady daydreamin’, chasin' bandits away.
School got me twisted, stuck in my head,
Dodgin’ bullies on the street, gotta push ahead.
[Chorus]
"You'll shoot your eye out, that's what they say,
But I’m aiming for dreams, that won’t fade away."
Christmas lights shine, it’s the season of glow,
Chasing Red Ryder dreams through the winter snow.
[Verse 2]
Let’s talk about Dad, got that leg lamp pride,
Puts it in the window like it’s art worldwide.
Mom’s not havin’ it, “accidentally” trips,
Now the "major award" is in a million bits.
Then there’s the flagpole, Flick’s bad bet,
Triple dog dared, now his tongue’s all set.
Tryna get home, but here comes Scott Farkus
Make me say uncle, imma beat on your carcass.
[Chorus]
"You'll shoot your eye out, that's what they say,
But I’m aiming for dreams, that won’t fade away."
Christmas lights shine, it’s the season of glow,
Chasing Red Ryder dreams through the winter snow.
[Verse 3]
Santa at the mall, man, it wasn’t my day,
Climbed up the slide, but my words slipped away.
The big man laughed, hit me with the same line,
“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid,” but I’m still on my grind.
Christmas morning came, yeah, the moment was here,
Tore open that box, felt the holiday cheer.
Took my shot in the yard, thought it hit just right,
‘Til the BB bounced back, and I lost my sight!
[Chorus]
"You'll shoot your eye out, that's what they say,
But I’m aiming for dreams, that won’t fade away."
Christmas lights shine, it’s the season of glow,
Chasing Red Ryder dreams through the winter snow.
[Verse 4]
From the pink bunny suit to the turkey raid,
Dad gettin mad, and a dog parade.
Beating back the bully, Ralphie screams 'oh fudge'
Letting Farkus know he better drop the grudge.
Momma gonna wash my mouth out wit soap,
Got the lesson quick, gotta learn to cope.
Dinner at the Chinese spot, carols off-key,
But that’s family love, what it means to me.
So here’s to the grind, to the joy and pain,
Red Ryder dreams keep me rollin’ through the sleigh lane.
[Chorus]
"You'll shoot your eye out, that's what they say,
But I’m aiming for dreams, that won’t fade away."
Christmas lights shine, it’s the season of glow,
Chasing Red Ryder dreams through the winter snow.
[Outro: Crowd chanting]
Go Ralphie, Go Ralphie,
Go go go Ralphie.
Its your Christmas story
Go Ralphie, Go Ralphie,
Go go go Ralphie.
Its your Christmas Story