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Zane Helberg Comedy Special | Live From Rehab
This special was shot at Stairway Resource Center for 300 people from different rehabs around Los Angeles. I started doing stand up in 2008, got sober in 2012, and in 2017 I began touring hospitals and rehabs around the country performing for people struggling with addiction.
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  • @LoneRodeoJones
    @LoneRodeoJones 15 днів тому

    love this. i’d just switch the almond milk for myself. very nutritious😅

  • @mr.google4556
    @mr.google4556 15 днів тому

    Drugs Are Really Exciting

  • @patrickfenno426
    @patrickfenno426 16 днів тому

    I remember hiding my dads weed one time after going to a dare class. Not to smoke it or anything. I just hid it.

  • @therealist8515
    @therealist8515 16 днів тому

    The dare officer in my school used to rob crack dealers in his spare time...that was in 1992

  • @jakedaniels7676
    @jakedaniels7676 16 днів тому

    I remember the glass lid wooden box. It was just full of basically a sample of all common drugs. Then they just passed it around the room for every student to look at and hopefully one would say, oh I’ve seen this before Then they search your moms house and arrest her

  • @IvarThe0Pless
    @IvarThe0Pless 16 днів тому

    I'm 28, so it was like a vague flashback of 5th grade when he mentioned D.A.R.E. 😂

  • @JacksonThornhill
    @JacksonThornhill 16 днів тому

    I had the dare program in school in like 2010/11 or so (I’m 21)

  • @orionlegore3248
    @orionlegore3248 16 днів тому

    Taking a do not do drugs pencil down to a do drugs pencil was my half time in elementary school

  • @About_a_Bag
    @About_a_Bag 16 днів тому

    Lmao this is funny but I’m 34 and I don’t remember EVER having anyone actually physically bringing in a bunch of drugs for basically show & tell during any D.A.R.E program

  • @JonniRayJr
    @JonniRayJr 16 днів тому

    This is so funny even though that isn't what happened where I'm from. Yes. I'm a D.A.R.E. kid. I was in high school and used to go to elementary schools and talk with children about staying drug free. 30 years later I've been on medication for a rare brain disease most of my life. It sucks.

  • @summerrose3142
    @summerrose3142 16 днів тому

    Did he mention if they were his groceries or not? I didnt catch that lol

  • @summerrose3142
    @summerrose3142 16 днів тому

    😂😂😂

  • @e66iu
    @e66iu 16 днів тому

    I smoke weed SPECIFICALLY because of the ninja turtles commercial where the kid is at his locker and his school dealer is like "Pot! You know, Marijuana?"

  • @SKROOGLE504
    @SKROOGLE504 16 днів тому

    The D.A.R.E. Program was a program that basically told kids that weed and heroin are the same thing.😅 My daughter actually raised her hand and told the D.A.R.E. cop "My dad said alcohol is worse than weed" his response "Well your dad lied to you!". Can't make this crap up!

  • @The_Second_greatest_ever
    @The_Second_greatest_ever 16 днів тому

    Asked my kids about D.A.R.E. the other day and thought I was crazy. But what’s funny is right next to the weed farm there is a sign saying we are a D.A.R.E. community 🤦🏼‍♂️ For the record, I definitely didn’t pay attention to them. I took it as a DARE to see if I can become resistance to the drugs. 😂😂

  • @evergreatest8788
    @evergreatest8788 16 днів тому

    L take

  • @bigjay506
    @bigjay506 16 днів тому

    I’m 26, they cancelled dare two years after I went through it son

  • @caitlinlagarde9386
    @caitlinlagarde9386 16 днів тому

    Literally just turned 20 and we had the dare program

  • @BillyBoiTexas
    @BillyBoiTexas 16 днів тому

    They still have D.A.R.E....

  • @NachtjagerVII
    @NachtjagerVII 16 днів тому

    It probably would have worked if they brought a crackhead or cokehead from prison to show with the drugs. And not one of the clean ones that haven't been hooked for more than a year but one of the decades long abuse guys that look like a corpse. Not "I dare you not to do these drugs" but "I dare you to do these drugs" "you WILL end up like this poor SOB".

  • @ClearlyJoking
    @ClearlyJoking 16 днів тому

    "Yeah, of course that's real cocaine. Try some!"

  • @johnandrews1025
    @johnandrews1025 16 днів тому

    I remember that I also remember we used to celebrate the individual who tried to stop having drugs coming into his country.

  • @kgnsherwood1223
    @kgnsherwood1223 16 днів тому

    Lmao i was just thinking about the future of ai... like if robots can learn n feel feelings there's gonna be some kind of drugs to deal with ppl... dial up internet to mellow um out some lithium batteries will have um jacked up n livin with the homeless ppl by the river...

  • @Correctly_Cory
    @Correctly_Cory 16 днів тому

    I remember a bunch of kids whongot obsessed with drugs after the dare program. They even told the cops. They would pretend to smoke weed and crack thinking it was cool. Most of us didnt care and just wn n with our lives but i will say the dare program killed half our class.

  • @cashmahne
    @cashmahne 16 днів тому

    I remember the fucking somg or chant or whatever lmao.

  • @littlegnomeone2121
    @littlegnomeone2121 16 днів тому

    We did dare in 2011, i was 10 and realized after dare that my mother was an addict after they showed us what drugs looked like. I was 10.

  • @LoneRodeoJones
    @LoneRodeoJones 16 днів тому

    They gave us a coloring page one time& it was NOT kid friendly now that i think of it. they made us color in drugs & drug paraphernalia 😭😭😭😭

  • @stevenvillegas7884
    @stevenvillegas7884 16 днів тому

    Dispensaries Are Really Expensive 🤣

  • @sterlingcampbell4394
    @sterlingcampbell4394 16 днів тому

    I remember d.a.r.e. I also remember not knowing what drugs really were until d.a.r.e

  • @stevenvillegas7884
    @stevenvillegas7884 16 днів тому

    Dispensary's Are Really Expensive 🤣

  • @jaysahwilson1825
    @jaysahwilson1825 16 днів тому

    21 here. I know what dare is 😂

    • @zanehelberg
      @zanehelberg 16 днів тому

      Wise beyond your years

    • @jaysahwilson1825
      @jaysahwilson1825 16 днів тому

      @zanehelberg yeah I couldn't believe it 😂 I went to school in idaho

  • @VeroAce_
    @VeroAce_ 16 днів тому

    I think it was red scratched letters in bold, on a black shirt. And then ascended into thebwhitenand red circle. Group of bad kids tryna be lead properly.😅 thats D.A.R.E

  • @brandontucker6958
    @brandontucker6958 16 днів тому

    I'm 24 and we had the dare program at my elementary school, didn't bring real drugs but we watched a lot of videos

  • @jacobredmond4127
    @jacobredmond4127 16 днів тому

    We had dare in 2015.

  • @MorganLongman
    @MorganLongman 16 днів тому

    i’m 18 we had dare

  • @FELIX.8087
    @FELIX.8087 16 днів тому

    "Touch it. I dare you." *hand hovering over taser*

  • @sippin1375
    @sippin1375 16 днів тому

    One time my school brought this guy with a hole in his throat that talked into a device so we could hear and my initial reaction was “hell yeah”

  • @sippin1375
    @sippin1375 16 днів тому

    This is so true 😂 speaking from actual experience

  • @sippin1375
    @sippin1375 16 днів тому

    This is so true 😂 speaking from actual experience

  • @xxgodskrpxx9848
    @xxgodskrpxx9848 17 днів тому

    they needa bring it back. 😂 and bring sum ppl who damn near died 😂

  • @scottfrix1980
    @scottfrix1980 17 днів тому

    I REMEMBER THIS!! they literally had a big collage of drugs in little glass cubicles, showing us drugs like angel dust and cocaine. It only made everyone more curious to try them.😮.

  • @brokenmarbles70
    @brokenmarbles70 17 днів тому

    They do the same thing with suicide prevention they come in and tell you oh don't tie a noose around the bathroom stalls, when the girls are like oh really I never thought of that that sounds like a good way of doing it, so-called schools or indoctrination camps are very dangerous for your children😢

  • @derekmartin1631
    @derekmartin1631 17 днів тому

    The D.A.R.E. program only showed us pictures where I attended, not the actual substances. It did help me identify when someone was high on drugs like when my father was on cocaine. The worst was when they rolled some dude in a wheelchar stuck in a catatonic state onstage. The story was that he tried marijuana for the first time during his bachelor party and got so stoned he woke up like that and lost everything. Years later I learned about propaganda and a sibling of mine explained the truth of why drugs actually existed. They were the first to explain that the founding fathers of America cultivated cannabis and used it themselves. But I got a free t-shirt out of it!

  • @Mox_Normandy
    @Mox_Normandy 17 днів тому

    Yeah, man. Im 24, i didn't know what cocaine was before the officer who ran DARE brought some in. Our vice principal got arrested for sneaking it in the break room. Obviously, my buddies and i wanted to try whatever it was that was worth getting that guy fired for.

  • @ll562kiidll
    @ll562kiidll 18 днів тому

    I failed this program because i didnt write an essay. Everyone in my class got a certificate except me.

  • @ChildsupportTv
    @ChildsupportTv 18 днів тому

    Im 21 DARE still existed in school 💀

    • @zanehelberg
      @zanehelberg 18 днів тому

      Not the same one we had

    • @ChildsupportTv
      @ChildsupportTv 18 днів тому

      @@zanehelberg unfortunately none of the drugs were real 😔

    • @zanehelberg
      @zanehelberg 18 днів тому

      Damn bro you missed out

    • @ByteMyApp
      @ByteMyApp 16 днів тому

      ​@zanehelberg ours were definitely the real deal Pieces that need to use an all

  • @sadiesvlogs376
    @sadiesvlogs376 19 днів тому

    you deserve so much ❤

  • @Jayo2454
    @Jayo2454 Місяць тому

    Nothing would make me wanna drink and do some drugs more than hanging with people, laughing and talking about drugs and alcohol. 😂

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa Місяць тому

    I have a hole too 😂😂😂

  • @LoneRodeoJones
    @LoneRodeoJones Місяць тому

    you’re hilarious