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dane cook - comic relief
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Dane Cook - Lions
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Dane Cook Talking About Lions Too Funny.

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  • @Astrongaverage
    @Astrongaverage 3 дні тому

    Went back before puberty for a sec there

  • @billanddougsuck
    @billanddougsuck 8 місяців тому

    I love you Dane but what the fuck was this shit? 😆

  • @AtticTapes14
    @AtticTapes14 8 місяців тому

    2007 video. 2023 here

  • @THISISBORN
    @THISISBORN 10 місяців тому

    Dane cook and his fans are the nickelback equivalent of comedy

  • @TheBigErnChannel
    @TheBigErnChannel Рік тому

    One of the worst stand up comics of all time. Horrible delivery and his jokes aren't funny.. But I love his films, haha..

    • @AtticTapes14
      @AtticTapes14 8 місяців тому

      His vicious circle was funny

  • @oriolesfan61
    @oriolesfan61 Рік тому

    The shoulder blades {not back bones} aren't attached to the spine

  • @oriolesfan61
    @oriolesfan61 Рік тому

    Cats, small and large, have a chase instinct. That's why you don't want to run

  • @oriolesfan61
    @oriolesfan61 Рік тому

    Dane Cook doesn't just say funny things; he says things funny.

  • @SilverCali11
    @SilverCali11 Рік тому

    CLASSIC!

  • @ruiming
    @ruiming 2 роки тому

    I can't imagine he tot me humor as a teen and spirituality as a man.

  • @shondarmckinney4943
    @shondarmckinney4943 3 роки тому

    damn that host is tall AF

  • @MARYJOEBETHELBALDUR
    @MARYJOEBETHELBALDUR 3 роки тому

    Lol

  • @BigBrosFilms
    @BigBrosFilms 3 роки тому

    Why do they call bananas, bananas? Shouldn't they be called FUNanas?

  • @laurahoke503
    @laurahoke503 3 роки тому

    Granted I cognitionly chose the lion video after delighting over his usage of "peering" in another video, I am suspecting something beyond a quadinkydink hearing him say "lioness" instead of just "lion". This all furthers me to a better quality of life and the recognition of the aweing privilege to have both the internet, access to it, programs such as you tube, the apparatus to view it, and Mr. Cook captured years ago and helping me smile after something bad happening where normally I would not be able to independently soothe myself and it, the concepts in my post, just experienced by me and those concepts linked beyond now begs reasoning as to where is the line between I did it or you or THAT 🤔😬🧡

  • @twinaxii
    @twinaxii 3 роки тому

    One of my favorite ! 2020 and I still laugh at this

  • @josemariscalreyes617
    @josemariscalreyes617 4 роки тому

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  • @Palrath1
    @Palrath1 4 роки тому

    I haven't laughed at a single Dane Cook joke. My cousin (female) thought he was the funniest thing ever, always used to play him. I think females just like him because he's attractive. The premise, delivery, punchline are all terrible. Not even my opinion, just fact.

    • @WickedKnightAlbel
      @WickedKnightAlbel 4 роки тому

      Apologies the professional comic couldn't meet your lofty standards, you self-important jackass

  • @theduder2617
    @theduder2617 4 роки тому

    Yay! Slightly on and off topic comment opportunity. lol Face the lion, not eye contact. Keep them in your line of sight. But eye contact, ESPECIALLY with male lions, can end your life. They take eye contact as threats. They don't react in zoos as much because of the barrier. But being in their space, different rules begin to apply. lol

  • @joseluismariscalreyes8721
    @joseluismariscalreyes8721 4 роки тому

    Lion say yiha then rope get to jump the gun

  • @joseluismariscalreyes8721
    @joseluismariscalreyes8721 4 роки тому

    Jump the gun rope jump over it

  • @sentientcurse7478
    @sentientcurse7478 4 роки тому

    This was actually funny

  • @alexbachman6309
    @alexbachman6309 4 роки тому

    love josh homme

  • @SeanJTharpe
    @SeanJTharpe 5 років тому

    5:11 mic drop

  • @HeyYaKnow
    @HeyYaKnow 5 років тому

    Dane was ahead of his time, which was why he was hated on so much

  • @jagger9031
    @jagger9031 5 років тому

    amazing comedic timing

  • @twinaxii
    @twinaxii 5 років тому

    2019 Anyone ?

    • @NoahQ
      @NoahQ Рік тому

      Naw 2023

  • @joseluismariscalreyes120
    @joseluismariscalreyes120 5 років тому

    You think I can't lift 🏋 my weight

  • @joseluismariscalreyes120
    @joseluismariscalreyes120 5 років тому

    Sponge Bob and JoseLuis movie

  • @joseluismariscalreyes120
    @joseluismariscalreyes120 5 років тому

    I ask SpongeBob he say I'm looking good the future

  • @joseluismariscalreyes120
    @joseluismariscalreyes120 5 років тому

    Toy sponge sponge bob tells me the future

  • @joseluismariscalreyes120
    @joseluismariscalreyes120 5 років тому

    I ask spongbob God of burgers talks to me

  • @joseluismariscalreyes120
    @joseluismariscalreyes120 5 років тому

    Check this oout

  • @BilltheFifth
    @BilltheFifth 5 років тому

    There were so many nothing talk show hosts! Seriously!

  • @favrerules04
    @favrerules04 5 років тому

    Craig Kilbourne's Daily Show was one of the funniest things on TV ever. John Stewart is a fuckboy

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 6 років тому

    I Don’t Care Who You’re if You Get Attacked by a Lion,You’re Gonna Shit Your Pants

  • @Macho2300
    @Macho2300 6 років тому

    he called him James Cook lol

  • @bryanbokser0821
    @bryanbokser0821 7 років тому

    Lions a generally go for the throat

  • @norminian_k.t.3740
    @norminian_k.t.3740 7 років тому

    Oh my gosh the plastic bag part tho was hilarious

  • @michaelschuler2711
    @michaelschuler2711 7 років тому

    Dane cook is too funny could watch his stand up all day

  • @unknown_user9562
    @unknown_user9562 8 років тому

    Bill: hey what happened to frank? Patrick: oh you didn't here? He got eaten by a goldfish. Bill: oh dear.

  • @phoenixtracy9875
    @phoenixtracy9875 8 років тому

    I thought I was the only one who wanted the cool back bone things!

  • @michellemaesimplicio3412
    @michellemaesimplicio3412 9 років тому

    Dane Cook is an animated stand up comedian that's why the not so funny jokes become funny. If these lines was handed out to a diff stand up it would not be funny at all

    • @KowalskiSouthEnd
      @KowalskiSouthEnd 5 років тому

      It’s just like Chris delia

    • @rocketassistedgoat1079
      @rocketassistedgoat1079 4 роки тому

      i.e; he's not funny at all. He's just loud, and full of unfounded confidence. That's it.

    • @flex_piper
      @flex_piper 4 роки тому

      I agree with the OP but his ability to pull it off like he did is still impressive imo, Specifically around 1999 -2005 dude became "famous" on a whole other level for a good 5 to 10 years all those Arena tours, etc. Not so much of a fan of his more recent material he's 48 year's old I think but that little chunk of time in his youth I still laugh every time.

    • @grenolf
      @grenolf 4 роки тому

      He's an excellent pantomime comedian.. He has funny stories too..

    • @jimbojones8208
      @jimbojones8208 2 роки тому

      @@flex_piper How old are you? Maybe your age also has an influence.

  • @finsternis1986
    @finsternis1986 9 років тому

    All I have to say is fuck bees :)

  • @AzzizaNaomi
    @AzzizaNaomi 10 років тому

    Dane Cook is always funny to me.

  • @glowingforthe1654
    @glowingforthe1654 10 років тому

    Ah I'm having an asthma attack

  • @Patrizsche
    @Patrizsche 10 років тому

    what a shit crowd

  • @ghostie7790
    @ghostie7790 10 років тому

    this one wasn't too funny..

  • @tinalane8585
    @tinalane8585 10 років тому

    @N. SandLand , you know lots of other people think he's funny....Don't just think of yourself please.

  • @rave_ash_1423
    @rave_ash_1423 10 років тому

    "You poke a hole and rip it up! It's a plastic bag you dummy!" Lolz XD too true.

  • @LucifersAngel666100
    @LucifersAngel666100 11 років тому

    ARE YOU STEVE JOBS OR TOBY TURNER MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND! I'm kidding I love you. xD SATAN LOVES YOU CHILD!