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smittayboi
Приєднався 26 бер 2007
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Hailing from Mexico, this outdoor sanitation expert has been through rough times but still loves his job. Will the love last? or will it fade away like so many other things in life?
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Army Vet Returns Home
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After returning home to Max Cohen, Walker Pascoe is suffering from PTSD and the events that follow are horrific.
Cat caught raping defenseless blanket
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My garfield looking fat cat decided to rape my blanket.
Epic Cat Fight
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Two cats fight to the death. The loser will be thrown off the ledge into the abyss.
Stubbs the Zombie Walkthrough
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Gameplay of Stubbs the Zombie. Water plant level.
How to Start a Fire With a Hammer and Glass Bottle
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A unique way to start a fire with a hammer, glass bottle, and a few other misc items.
Mk9 Sub Zero Ladder Mode on Expert
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The first part of my playthrough on expert with Sub Zero
Mk9 Kung Lao Ladder Mode on Expert
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This is the first few levels of the ladder mode in mk9 on expert difficulty. I was playing with kung lao. Good combos and strats are displayed.
Man the drums! Never heard David play so fast!
I need the tabs now
1:46 KORN HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN
This was me and my wife’s first dance song at our wedding, good times
Lyrics [Verse] It was the night before Christmas when all through the house Everybody was stoned, even the mouse Man from the courthouse and me from jail I just settled down to get a piece of her tail When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder I went downstairs, and what did I see? A fat little red faggot, hanging from a tree He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer And a big fat hairy dick for the family queer That's the end of my story, funny, wasn't it? You see? [Chorus] She didn't see my thing behind you Leave you for this private eye I was there to give them near to my Zima zima mommy fah I'm gonna say this, hope it don't offend you Came to the grizma Give them a taste of me Give 'em a little excitement to the damn monkey Your monkey can stay with me Chevy took my brain Same old motherfucker sucked my dick that day He will never zima zima Never not that day I'm really sick of all this excitement, yeah But he thinks he's better than me Uma zooma nooga dunga You can suck my dick all day, one, two, three, four Santa can suck my dick all day (End of Lyrics) Hope That Helps!
System of a Down + KoRn = Christmas Song
depressive nu metal garbage !
🇲🇽🤔 SI ME GUSTA PERO... ME QUEDO CON EL DEATH METAL DE LOS 90'S COMO 🤘🏼ENTOMBED🤘🏼POR EJEMPLO 🇺🇸SOUNDS GREAT BUT I STAY IN THE DEATH METAL OF 90'S LIKE ENTOMBED FOR EXAMPLE 🎼🎶🎵🎸🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🇲🇽SOY DE LA HERMOSÍSIMA CIUDAD DE MÉXICO 🇲🇽 OSEA CHILANGOLANDIA!!🇲🇽🤘🏼🎸🥰🥰🥰
i tripped on my DICK 💢💢😤😤👺👺
MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS!!!
Korn did hc punk with this one and death metal with another jolly song "Jingle Balls".
it's today
Twisted AF 🎄
eating a stolen sushi while i'm listening this piece of art in Christmas Eve
It was the night before Christmas When all through the house Everybody was stoned Even the mouse Man from the courthouse And me from jail I just settled down to get a piece of her tail When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder! I went downstairs, and what did I see? A fat little red fagget Hanging from a tree He stuffed the stockings With reefers and beer And a big fat hairy dick For the family queer That's the end of my story Funny wasn't it, you see? [Chorus] She didn't see my thing behind you Leave you for this private eye I was there to give them near to my Zima zima mommy fah I'm gonna say this, hope it don't offend you Came to the grizma Give them a taste of me Give 'em a little excitement to the damn monkey Your monkey can stay with me Chevy took my brain Same old motherfucker sucked my dick that day He will never zima zima Never not that day I'm really sick of all this excitement, yeah But he thinks he's better than me Uma zooma nooga dunga You can suck my dick all day, one, two, three, four Santa can suck my dick all day!
:Fun fact: this is the most normal kORN song you'll ever hear.
Tis the season
The guitars sounds dark and evil and eerie at the beginning of this track⭐️Sounds more like a Halloween track than Christmas⭐️
This song is good! I love all of korns albums! The self titled one is the best though
Santa is the anagram of Satan
”Funny wasnt it you see” this song fr dark as hell for a christmas song But still pretty good
Just picture me smiling like the Grinch in admiration.
I love how Jonathan tries really hard not to loose his shit laughing while he's saying a little red faggett hanging from a treehehe.....
Happy Holidayz Korn
Does anyone know if the uncensored version was ever released on CD? I bought that stupid Kevin and Bean's last Christmas CD just for the song and its censored. If there ever was a more pointless song to censor it was this one
Too CORNY!!!!!
very hot very sexy definitely would smash jonathan
The good ol days when KoRn was on meth and everything was right in the world
Jonathan is Royalty Rock!
This is the first KoRn song
You couldn't be more wrong
Stupid. But I like korn
Merry Fxcking Christmas!!! 2023
Fuck why didn’t I get to jam this yesterday! Just discovered a day too late lol
Merry Christmas guys
Holy shit punk korn :o
Hi guys, it's me again, merry Kristmas!
With reefers n beer! This Santa was cool RIP.
Old school Korn hell yeah 🤘🤘🤘🤘 wish Korn like this today! Korn4life 🤘🎸🎸🎸🎤
wow
never heard it till now
Korn for ever !
1:26 "And a big fat hairy..." LOL.
I really like playing this song, then “kidnap the sandy claws” right after, then finish the korn Christmas trilogy with “jingle balls”
Thats exactly my playlist! Mine is called time for a korn Kristmas but its privated
It's that time again 🤘
its that time again, again
I get drunk with egg nog listening to this every midnight November 1st
If you ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas 😆 makes me think of the Corey Taylor Xmas song 🤣 both are great for the holidays
0:51 I T R I P P E D O N M Y D I C K !
And busted my bladder 🤣
1:46 probably my favorite Korn riff ever
thats the sharpest snare ive ever heard
Getting ready 4 2022 Xmas
Love it! Merry Xmas Fuckers #Korn Rocks!!