"It's me, Dee."
This took a bit longer than expected. This is actually suppose to be a remix on the Dave and Dee Fight, and originally, it was just going to be the Alchemist's Fantasy remix; but it slowly spiraled into something more, and for fun, I even did all the art/mediocre animations. In a way, this is Steven's Riposte 2.0, and similarly, this is probably a hard mode/what if version of the fight
And speaking of Steven's Riposte, I had a fun idea for an alternate take on this fight. It's a bit longer than the other one, so lets start off from the quote on top:
Jack: "It's me, Dee, don't you trust your dearest brother? Come here, I'll make all the pain go away."
Dee: "Jack-"
Dave: "Nice try, kid. You've already gone and shown your true face, there's no hiding it now."
Dave: "And, in this case, that's very literal. Just look at yourself, you look like you are going to eat her the mome-"
*Jack takes a step forward.*
Jack: "David, my good friend, hush. You will speak when spoken to."
Jack: "Now, sis, it's not too late, we can still have a happy ending. Let's just hug it out, it'll make everything so much easier for the both of us."
Dee: "You...You murdered Jack..."
Dee: "Dave, we can't let this monster leave."
Dave: "Like hell i'm letting that thing leave! We're containi-"
*Jack takes another step forward.*
Jack: "I see your positions have been made, such a shame. Oh well, as an old friend of ours said to me before I tore him to pieces:"
Jack: "So be it."
*Battle Scene*
???: "They are both complete and utter jokes. Make them the setups for your punchlines."
Dee: "We're not letting you leave, 'Jack.'"
Jack: "More fun for me."
Dee: "Fun? How is any of this fu-"
Jack: "Oh, my beloved sister, I thought you of all people would understand."
Dee: "How could I possibly understand murdering kids?! Torturing adults?! Separating families-"
Jack: "But you've done all of those things, or do you not remember the child corpses and souls you stuffed inside those animatronic shells?"
Dee: "What? Of course I d-"
Jack: "Then i'm sure you are very aware of how many night guards and dayshift workers they routinely murdered, yes?"
Dee: "It was to stop the bloodshed-"
Jack: "If you wanted to stop the bloodshed, all you had to do was stop, but you didn't, did you?"
Jack: "No, instead, you forced children into eternal suffering to do your dirty work, and look at what that accomplished."
Dee: "That's not tru-"
Jack: "The children were one of many casualties, those workers had families too, Dee."
Dee: "I didn't-"
Jack: "You extinguished so many lives, Dee. Surely you knew what you were doing. What you were taking away from your victims."
Dee: "Shut up-"
Jack: "You took away every Christmas morning, every walk in the park with their families."
Jack: "You took away the chance for them to move on with their lives, you took away their marriages, you even took away their own children."
Dee: "But I-"
Jack: "And you want to know the best part about all of this? You didn't even leave their families anything to bury."
Jack: "I attended many of their funerals. They were forced to lower empty caskets into the ground."
Jack: "Their futures died because of you and you alone."
Dee: "I-"
*Dee recoils back in pain.*
???: "Keep going."
Jack: "It's always your fault, isn't it? You could've stopped all of this had you just took matters into your own hands."
Jack: "You had the power to destroy both me and David all the way back at Colorado, maybe even back at Bakersfield."
Jack: "But no, instead you sat back in that comfortable little box of yours, always looking for someone else to do the job for you."
Jack: "I murdered hundreds of kids, and you just stood there and let me. I murdered that golden bear, and you just laid back and let me."
Jack: "I tore Peter apart limb from limb, and you just sat there and watched."
*Dee recoils back in even more pain.*
Jack: "Still standing, are we? Great, this'll be so much more fun."
Dave: "That's enough! That's your fuckin' sister your talking to-"
Jack: "All the better."
Dave: "What kind of fuckin' animal ar-"
Jack: "Says the rabid dog."
Jack: "Oh wait, rabid dogs have families who would miss them. There's no one in the world who would miss you."
Jack: "I know I sure won't, Willy."
*Dave recoils back in pain.*
Dave: "...Wait."
Dave: "Wait just a minute, wait just one fuckin' minute, WAIT JUST ONE GODDAMN SECOND!"
Dave: "Henry! Is that you?!"
Dee: "Henry? What are you talking about, Dave?"
Dave: "Dee, think, look at that smile of his and how weird he's been acting."
Dave: "And there's only one person who's ever called me 'Willy', Henry must've done something to Old Sport's head!"
Jack: "..."
Dave: "Hey, what's wrong, slick? Why so silent all of a sudden? Did ol' Davy catch ya' with your pants down?!"
Jack: "Oh, I just find it amusing."
Dave: "What are you going on abo-"
Jack: "Did you really think Henry was the one in control of my game?"