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“Let’s go sit down for a little bit” is perfect!

Even in death no man can be spared of the relentless cold shoulder of his wife who is angry with him for reasons we will never care to understand.

I love this guy. GOD bless you and your family. ❤️

I felt so proud to be the only one out of all my friends who figured it out. I got all the clues except, believe it or not, the fucking doorknob.

I had a whole message typed out, then realised i was nerd-ing too much on - of all things - breakfast foods.

Saw him live! He’s hilarious!

porridge and milk

😂

You make my day!!!!!!

This is just half of the joke. He goes further. Why are idiots posting half videos?

Carb crash :(

UR AWESOME . THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS

At the point where my mother yelled out, he’s been dead the whole time in the middle of a packed movie theater I would say that that was the biggest surprise of my life because it was immediately followed by cussing and booing 😂

Ah yes. For me I was in the 3rd grade maybe? The kids were going to watch a dumb 80s move called Porkies. I pretty much did the same thing and ended up sitting in a room by myself until the movie was over.

Thats dark dude

Typical Arsenal fan😂😂😂😂

Was in fact not very happy

Guess buddy was right after all

He's out now

He shouldve got a lottery ticket with that kind of foresight

That's some simpsons level prediction

😮

Nahhh

You are still quite young! You’ll know this when you’re 50. Then 55. Then 60. Then, when 65 comes around you’re like “I’m still alive and I still want Froot Loops & Cheetos.🤷‍♀️🙄😬😄🫣It’s all relative. Cuz then, your Aunt that’s 77 calls. “65!! You’re a baby!!” Ok…🤣🤷‍♀️🤣😳🙋‍♀️😎

I think he is very attractive, with his humor makes it more so!!

I saw it in the theater with my husband and my parents. Very early on my husband whispered "I know". I told him not to tell me and then about half way through I asked him to tell me. He was right. He's a smart guy.

Fuc I have to re watch it ughhh been a long time

my wife

At least he gave a spoiler warning, but just because a movie is old it doesn’t mean everyone has seen it.

I knew it immediately, told my HEA next to me. Then got so engrossed that I literally forgot. The big reveal comes and I was like "Woah, No Way!... Wait. 🤔". 🤣🤣🤣

When I was 32, I went to the dermatologist about acne around my jawline. He said to me that most of his patients were middle aged women like myself and…. I actually don’t know what he said after that because I couldn’t get over the fact that he called me a middle aged woman at 32 years old. 😂😢😭

Scariest was me watching the movie alone, in a huge empty theater. And I guessed he was dead.

I have never seen the movie. I did hear Bruce Willis’ character was dead the whole time, but still haven’t seen it.

Facts!

We were never even allowed to speak at my grandparents' table on my mom's side and if I would have said that word I would have had this soap in my mouth, walking in the woods. Trying to pick out the best switch that I could possibly find all of the above would have been done to me. For sure, I love your content. It's amazing and I hope you come to South Carolina soon. You are so funny. God bless you and thank you for making me laugh. And smile in times where we need it the most

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❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉

Saw it on a plane years ago. First thing I thought was "he's dead"! I was right! Great movie.

didn't notice him until SNL. then i watched him and i got what was so good about him.

All that hair dye

Don't forget to rewind the tapes before returning them.😂😂😂

BRILLIANT!!! ❤

I suspected he was dead when I noticed that Bruce Willis wasn't overacting and mugging for the camera.

Truth 💯

One of fav comics for jokes like this plus great eyelids

"I can't have you out there representing our family having one fell swoop conversations" 😂😂😂

I almost pissed myself when you said I pardon my language but I think it stinks you are so funny I laugh at your jokes all the time keep doing what you’re doing.😂

I knew in the first 5 minutes. Leaned over and told my husband what I suspected. He was so mad at me after the movie. Told me I ruined it for him. 😂😂😂

If you re-watch the movie knowing he's dead you can see parts where they cheat a little to fool you.

Literally cut out the best part of this entire bit when he goes to buy the WH from the truck. And the “water heater …. something” comment.