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George Carlin did NOT say "life is not measured", etc. That was Maya Angelou. Tell your programmer to make a better AI.

Is a life with success

WARNING : If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sause, it tastes more like prunes than rhubarb does - NEVER listen to that line when you're high on pot - it actually starts to make sense.

During Groucho's television game show, he asked a contestant how many children he had. The contestant said "Nine". Groucho: NINE? WHY SO MANY? answer: I love my wife. GROUCHO'S REPLY : " WELL, I LOVE MY CIGAR, TOO. BUT I TAKE IT OUT EVERYONCE IN A WHILE."

Money cant buy you friends but it can buy you a better class of enemy. ?

He narrowed down the Ten Commandments to just ONE BE NICE

I mean.... Why did i bothered to wake up at this point? 😂

Delivery is all wrong. He’s butchering it

"The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive." - Coco Chanel

As a longtime Groucho fan, I feel compelled to mention that it is definitely not his face in the picture. It's Floyd the Barber from the Andy Griffith Show. How ignorant can you get.

Just read the actual quote and quit cleaning up the language!

I've been a convinced Marxist since infancy.

A Chinese philosopher once said...she who sits on brother in laws lap makes it hard for sister

It was Lady Astor that comment about putting poison in the tea was, aimed at

loved the films

Why do you sound so bored reading these?

“Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas.”-Groucho Marx

Overused words and terms that nobody wants to hear anymore: Said the quiet part out loud Circle back Top of mind Triggered Boomer Cancel culture Don't jump Not a joke Global warming Climate change Greenhouse effect January 6th BLM Rainbow Pride month Look folks Defund the police Covid-19 Face mask Lockdown Social Gathering Dr fauci CDC

“And it’s big of me too. But let’s be big for a change. One man and one woman was good enough for your grandmother, but who wants to marry your grandmother. Nobody, not even your grandfather.” Captain Jeffery T. Spaulding

Your delivery could stand improvement; this would be drastically better read by Groucho himself.

VERY FUNNY! Thank you. Almost all I've never heard before. He was a true wit.

The quote about the cranberries like apple sauce cracked me up 😂

He was some man for one man.

I love those quotes 😂

Much better intonation

It is easy to say when you're rich! Tell that to a poor person. Being able to pay your bills makes you happy. So quite with the useless advice

This ai voice stinks.

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True 😶

Wise word read by AI.

Let's not just call the average voter,,,,, our successive govs for the last 26 yrs how 8been as much use as a sponge leg on a wet day

The best arguement against democracy is foreign immigrants invading your country and voting their own kind into our government, 2 generations time, UK will be under shariah law, it's already started, look how many are already in positions of power, leading ministers in England and Scotland,,,, how can we allow this to happen?

The robot voice absolutely sucks 😡

I doubt he said "pants".

Speed up this video if you want to watch it -- It sounds like a snail is reading it.

Please use a human next time. I think you can find one.

In my family we considered Winston Churchill as the greatest statesman, have read many of his excellent writings.