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Tribute To Jerry Nelson
tribute to jerry nelson may he rest in piece with jim and the other muppet co workers R.I.P Jerry Nelson
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Відео

Me And Jesus
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funny clip from family guy
Best Hey Arnold Moment Ever
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hahahahahaha stinky is a legend
Muppets Tonight Real World Muppets Collection
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very funny muppets tonight sketches collection all 3
Muppets Tonight Johnny We Hardly Heard Ya
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muppets tonight johnny we hardly hear ya very funny
Muppets Tonight Johnny Fiama's Pasta Playhouse
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muppets tonight johnny fiamas pasta playhouse very funny
The Muppet Show Dog Walk
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the muppet show dog walk sketch episode 317 guest star Spike Milligan hope u rate fav nd sub 4 more vids :)
The Muppet Show Jogging
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the muppet show sketch jogging from season 3 Danny Kaye 316 rate fav and sub for more muppet sketchs clay vids best bits and video game lp's :)
Beaker Singing The Black Keys
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The Black Keys Song Tighten Up By Beaker From The Muppets hope u like fav and sub :)
seymour and pepe best bits
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muppets tonight seymour and pepe best bits :)
The Muppets Forget You chickens in clay
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the muppets forget you in CLAY :-)
muppet cowboy scene in clay
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clamation of the muppets cowboy scene

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @river2698
    @river2698 8 днів тому

    0:12 This is the Most Blastphemous thing I've ever seen The Las Vegas Girls Dancing AT THE FRONT OF THE CROSS!!!! If this was shown in media 70 Years Ago There Would've Been Lawsuits all over the country the next day People wouldn't have slept a wink that night You know what's wrong with us We've become desensitized What's ruining Christian Lives and Church Is not Apostasy We Still Believe Right It's Apathy And Apthay Means We Know It's Bad and We Just Don't Care As Long as We Got Food in Our Belly As Long as We Got Money In The Bank As Long as We Got a Nice Car We Couldn't Care Less If the Whole World goes to Hell 😠 There isn't even a Girl in this There were Male Cheerleaders Males laying on the Beach Together They Made Jesus dressed up as a Cheerleader! Are you telling me you people are Christians And you sit and watch them Do your Lord like that and it doesn't bother you There is Something bad and wrong in your heart You need to turn that junk off And get your Bible out and get your nose in that thing And learn about the Real Jesus Christ Sounds like your mad I Am Mad! Jesus Loves Us So Much To Die for us He's Higher Than the Highest He's Greater Than the Greatest And the Guy who made this show is an Atheist And this isn't the Only Thing There is another Family Guy Video how God created the World not by a Spoken Word But by Passing Gas If You People Think That's Funny You are Sick In Your Head!

  • @jonkeiser6092
    @jonkeiser6092 Місяць тому

    Gerald and Mr Simmons scalding Stinky is the funniest part.

  • @ryanwainwright6934
    @ryanwainwright6934 2 місяці тому

    Not on the tv version they cut this 😡

  • @Ichigo-KC
    @Ichigo-KC 2 місяці тому

    Ahh the song that got me and a mate detention at the Christian school I went to

  • @Sage-km5je
    @Sage-km5je 4 місяці тому

    And now headbowling! What?! I did not sign off on this!

  • @Lucky_9705
    @Lucky_9705 5 місяців тому

    Using a tonsil surgery to explain Harold’s voice change was a genius move by the writers

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon 2 місяці тому

      Don't you mean Gerald?

  • @jerryharon98
    @jerryharon98 5 місяців тому

    This was only shown on the DVD It wasn’t shown on the tv airing or Disney plus edition

  • @Meshal11YouTube15
    @Meshal11YouTube15 6 місяців тому

    GERALD IS VERY STUPID!!!! 😡

  • @doritodorito492
    @doritodorito492 6 місяців тому

    This is so homoerotic it's insane

    • @GGjo
      @GGjo 2 місяці тому

      that's just peter tbh

  • @MikeyPierce-vc8pp
    @MikeyPierce-vc8pp 10 місяців тому

    Why was this cut.

    • @GGjo
      @GGjo 2 місяці тому

      too peak (time restraints probably)

  • @tjross0308
    @tjross0308 10 місяців тому

    Not sure that this qualifies as the best moment ever. No, I am sure. It's not the best moment ever.

  • @tankladd
    @tankladd 11 місяців тому

    I just found out about this song today after watching the uncensored version of this episode and oh my god is it my favorite family guy song

  • @BenQotsa
    @BenQotsa 11 місяців тому

    doesnt have a live orchestera when he does this

  • @asptv25
    @asptv25 11 місяців тому

    Stinky 0:08 😁

  • @CalebMations
    @CalebMations Рік тому

    Stinky is such a liar

  • @Zolega89
    @Zolega89 Рік тому

    They should have hired Stinky

  • @zidan07168
    @zidan07168 Рік тому

    The Aladdin reference is much appreciated.

  • @BestWayKilla
    @BestWayKilla Рік тому

    Really looking at Stinky, it's actually not too surprising why Sid thought he was a vampire. Add some claws and he could be Count Orlok's redneck nephew.

    • @KatIoannou
      @KatIoannou 6 місяців тому

      Your comment is hilarious! You deserve more likes 😂

    • @trustmeits610pm2
      @trustmeits610pm2 Місяць тому

      He *is* a vampire. Craig Bartlett confirmed it in an interview. It's absurd but he said "Yes. Stinky is a vampire." As the creator of Hey Arnold! his word is law. Stinky is canonically a vampire.

  • @baffledbrandon3132
    @baffledbrandon3132 Рік тому

    I'mma freak-a nature.

  • @efrainsoto96
    @efrainsoto96 Рік тому

    Lyrics Peter: ♪♪ Me and Jesus ♪♪ ♪♪ Come and hug and squeeze us. 'Cause you know that he's a simply Christ-errific dude. ♪♪ ♪♪ His eyes are bluish. Bright and I love you-ish. And he's also Jewish. ♪♪ ♪♪ But he's not the least bit rude. ♪♪ Jesus: ♪♪ Peter my boy... ♪♪ Peter: Yes? Jesus: ♪♪ You're sweet as chocolate cake. ♪♪ Peter: ♪♪ You bring me joy. And so I won't forsake you, like the gays do. ♪♪ ♪♪ Me and Jesus ♪♪ Together: ♪♪ What a happy pair ♪♪ ♪♪ Together we're hotter than walking on water; We walk on air. ♪♪ Peter: You're a real pal, Jesus. Jesus: Well I'll tell you this Peter; You ain't never had a friend like me. Peter: ♪♪ Me and Jesus ♪♪ Jesus: ♪♪ Those are words that please us. ♪♪ Peter: ♪♪ 'Cause we're close as Beezus and Ramona Quimby are. ♪♪ Jesus: ♪♪ My life is sweeter; With my new friend Peter. ♪♪ Peter: ♪♪ You're a lotus eater now that you're a superstar. ♪♪ Jesus: ♪♪ It used to be...I always took the brunt... ♪♪ Peter: ♪♪ But now you're free...and Bush is bombing count...ries. ♪♪ Jesus: 'Cause I like it. Peter: ♪♪ Me and Jesus ♪♪ Together: ♪♪ Friends until we die ♪♪ Jesus: Again? Together: ♪♪ Together forever and ever, we never will say good-bye. ♪♪

  • @wrestlingfan2024
    @wrestlingfan2024 Рік тому

    Marge Simpson didn't want to give up her singing role to Ned Flanders, Stinky

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 Рік тому

    Dammit Stinky! 🙄

  • @kmeli82
    @kmeli82 Рік тому

    because me iajsjsoeuddycjwb and jesus oeusjxnsn

  • @LegoEaterPeter
    @LegoEaterPeter Рік тому

    how did I not know about this

  • @mikechicago6200
    @mikechicago6200 Рік тому

    Why they canned thia so g from the episode

  • @artemiocastillo2571
    @artemiocastillo2571 Рік тому

    Awesome Jesus

  • @jh502125
    @jh502125 2 роки тому

    Amen

  • @Galvatronover
    @Galvatronover 2 роки тому

    I didn’t know this existed ??

  • @Owlbundy5052
    @Owlbundy5052 2 роки тому

    This scene shouldn’t have been deleted.

    • @20thCY
      @20thCY Рік тому

      The only reason it did was because FOX was worried the episode was going to cut into local news time

  • @dannigro8794
    @dannigro8794 2 роки тому

    They kept Stinky’s voice too despite his actor going through puberty.

  • @umergulmuhammad9756
    @umergulmuhammad9756 2 роки тому

    Is Stinky is his real name or a nick name?

    • @eliocosmos
      @eliocosmos Рік тому

      That's his real name. Stinky Peterson. There's an episode where he talks about it being a family name or something. Might be the one where he grows the giant pumpkin.

  • @kfaughter4350
    @kfaughter4350 2 роки тому

    Jesus chris the harmony when they say "friends until we die!!!!" literally is orgasmic to my ears

  • @JBiggsofWSNC
    @JBiggsofWSNC 2 роки тому

    Still better than most Christian Contemporary music.

  • @AnnaZverina
    @AnnaZverina 2 роки тому

    I was wondering where this was on Hulu. I wish the DVD versions were on Hulu instead of the TV versions.

  • @orboakin8074
    @orboakin8074 2 роки тому

    I remember watching this show as a kid in Nigeria in the mid 2000s. All my siblings and even my uncle loved it. The complete DVD collection of it arrived today after I ordered it a week ago and I am so happy! Time to rewatch a gem from my childhood🤩🤩🤩 Plus, so many new things I never got as a kid I can now understand the deeper meaning. I learned about the Vietnam war thanks to this show.

  • @Rosequartz95
    @Rosequartz95 2 роки тому

    Marge + Carl = Gerald

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 2 роки тому

    Stinky’s neck is long enough that I’d believe he has extra tonsils.

    • @GeneralCane
      @GeneralCane Рік тому

      His neck extends through his entire head.

  • @DarkWolf-407
    @DarkWolf-407 2 роки тому

    #RestoreTheSnyderVerse

  • @CompanyMyIt
    @CompanyMyIt 2 роки тому

    Matthew 24 New International Version The Destruction of the Temple and Signs of the End Times 24 Jesus left the temple and was walking away when his disciples came up to him to call his attention to its buildings. 2 “Do you see all these things?” he asked. “Truly I tell you, not one stone here will be left on another; every one will be thrown down.” 3 As Jesus was sitting on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to him privately. “Tell us,” they said, “when will this happen, and what will be the sign of your coming and of the end of the age?” 4 Jesus answered: “Watch out that no one deceives you. 5 For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Messiah,’ and will deceive many. 6 You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come. 7 Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places. 8 All these are the beginning of birth pains. 9 “Then you will be handed over to be persecuted and put to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of me. 10 At that time many will turn away from the faith and will betray and hate each other, 11 and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people. 12 Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of most will grow cold, 13 but the one who stands firm to the end will be saved. 14 And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached in the whole world as a testimony to all nations, and then the end will come. 15 “So when you see standing in the holy place ‘the abomination that causes desolation,’[a] spoken of through the prophet Daniel-let the reader understand- 16 then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains. 17 Let no one on the housetop go down to take anything out of the house. 18 Let no one in the field go back to get their cloak. 19 How dreadful it will be in those days for pregnant women and nursing mothers! 20 Pray that your flight will not take place in winter or on the Sabbath. 21 For then there will be great distress, unequaled from the beginning of the world until now-and never to be equaled again. 22 “If those days had not been cut short, no one would survive, but for the sake of the elect those days will be shortened. 23 At that time if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Messiah!’ or, ‘There he is!’ do not believe it. 24 For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect. 25 See, I have told you ahead of time. 26 “So if anyone tells you, ‘There he is, out in the wilderness,’ do not go out; or, ‘Here he is, in the inner rooms,’ do not believe it. 27 For as lightning that comes from the east is visible even in the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. 28 Wherever there is a carcass, there the vultures will gather. 29 “Immediately after the distress of those days “‘the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken.’[b] 30 “Then will appear the sign of the Son of Man in heaven. And then all the peoples of the earth[c] will mourn when they see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven, with power and great glory.[d] 31 And he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of the heavens to the other. 32 “Now learn this lesson from the fig tree: As soon as its twigs get tender and its leaves come out, you know that summer is near. 33 Even so, when you see all these things, you know that it[e] is near, right at the door. 34 Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened. 35 Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away. The Day and Hour Unknown 36 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,[f] but only the Father. 37 As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 38 For in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark; 39 and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 40 Two men will be in the field; one will be taken and the other left. 41 Two women will be grinding with a hand mill; one will be taken and the other left. 42 “Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your Lord will come. 43 But understand this: If the owner of the house had known at what time of night the thief was coming, he would have kept watch and would not have let his house be broken into. 44 So you also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him. 45 “Who then is the faithful and wise servant, whom the master has put in charge of the servants in his household to give them their food at the proper time? 46 It will be good for that servant whose master finds him doing so when he returns. 47 Truly I tell you, he will put him in charge of all his possessions. 48 But suppose that servant is wicked and says to himself, ‘My master is staying away a long time,’ 49 and he then begins to beat his fellow servants and to eat and drink with drunkards. 50 The master of that servant will come on a day when he does not expect him and at an hour he is not aware of. 51 He will cut him to pieces and assign him a place with the hypocrites, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

  • @nateevaro5195
    @nateevaro5195 2 роки тому

    What ep. is this

  • @gianinabadami5341
    @gianinabadami5341 3 роки тому

    Gerald and Mr. Simmons: Stinky!!! lol

    • @Frankie-O
      @Frankie-O 2 роки тому

      😠

    • @alifakhrzadeh1544
      @alifakhrzadeh1544 16 днів тому

      Well he deserved it since he was being pretty obnoxious about the situation

  • @monkeycat48
    @monkeycat48 3 роки тому

    Stinky singing would definitely give me a heart attack🤣🤣🤣😵😵😵

  • @shermanhatch2716
    @shermanhatch2716 3 роки тому

    That snare drum! 🥁at the end 😂

    • @Mikeygeee124
      @Mikeygeee124 3 роки тому

      Absolutely loved the music on this show! This show made me love the sound of jazz-drumming and hip hop. The music for the ending credits is probably my favorite intro/outro theme for any show.

    • @codename617
      @codename617 3 роки тому

      @@Mikeygeee124 IKR? That funky jazz

  • @AscendedMessiah
    @AscendedMessiah 3 роки тому

    i dont believe in god but this song is really good

  • @aidengoesham3970
    @aidengoesham3970 3 роки тому

    I haven’t heard this song in years and today it randomly got stuck in my head so now I’m here

  • @actic555
    @actic555 3 роки тому

    1:05

  • @alexcarlson663
    @alexcarlson663 3 роки тому

    Do you know that this is the only available on the DVD version of the episode? It only pairs on part two volume six through 10 Volume 7 and the 20 greatest hits DVDs

  • @jondog-gm7ib
    @jondog-gm7ib 3 роки тому

    Actually a banger 🔥

  • @CompanyMyIt
    @CompanyMyIt 3 роки тому

    Revelation 21:8 New International Version (NIV) 8 But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars-they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.”

  • @CompanyMyIt
    @CompanyMyIt 3 роки тому

    Matthew 24 New International Version (NIV) The Destruction of the Temple and Signs of the End Times 24 Jesus left the temple and was walking away when his disciples came up to him to call his attention to its buildings. 2 “Do you see all these things?” he asked. “Truly I tell you, not one stone here will be left on another; every one will be thrown down.” 3 As Jesus was sitting on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to him privately. “Tell us,” they said, “when will this happen, and what will be the sign of your coming and of the end of the age?” 4 Jesus answered: “Watch out that no one deceives you. 5 For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Messiah,’ and will deceive many. 6 You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come. 7 Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places. 8 All these are the beginning of birth pains. 9 “Then you will be handed over to be persecuted and put to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of me. 10 At that time many will turn away from the faith and will betray and hate each other, 11 and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people. 12 Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of most will grow cold, 13 but the one who stands firm to the end will be saved. 14 And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached in the whole world as a testimony to all nations, and then the end will come. 15 “So when you see standing in the holy place ‘the abomination that causes desolation,’[a] spoken of through the prophet Daniel-let the reader understand- 16 then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains. 17 Let no one on the housetop go down to take anything out of the house. 18 Let no one in the field go back to get their cloak. 19 How dreadful it will be in those days for pregnant women and nursing mothers! 20 Pray that your flight will not take place in winter or on the Sabbath. 21 For then there will be great distress, unequaled from the beginning of the world until now-and never to be equaled again. 22 “If those days had not been cut short, no one would survive, but for the sake of the elect those days will be shortened. 23 At that time if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Messiah!’ or, ‘There he is!’ do not believe it. 24 For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect. 25 See, I have told you ahead of time. 26 “So if anyone tells you, ‘There he is, out in the wilderness,’ do not go out; or, ‘Here he is, in the inner rooms,’ do not believe it. 27 For as lightning that comes from the east is visible even in the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. 28 Wherever there is a carcass, there the vultures will gather. 29 “Immediately after the distress of those days “‘the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken.’[b] 30 “Then will appear the sign of the Son of Man in heaven. And then all the peoples of the earth[c] will mourn when they see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven, with power and great glory.[d] 31 And he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of the heavens to the other. 32 “Now learn this lesson from the fig tree: As soon as its twigs get tender and its leaves come out, you know that summer is near. 33 Even so, when you see all these things, you know that it[e] is near, right at the door. 34 Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened. 35 Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away. The Day and Hour Unknown 36 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,[f] but only the Father. 37 As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 38 For in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark; 39 and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 40 Two men will be in the field; one will be taken and the other left. 41 Two women will be grinding with a hand mill; one will be taken and the other left. 42 “Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your Lord will come. 43 But understand this: If the owner of the house had known at what time of night the thief was coming, he would have kept watch and would not have let his house be broken into. 44 So you also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him. 45 “Who then is the faithful and wise servant, whom the master has put in charge of the servants in his household to give them their food at the proper time? 46 It will be good for that servant whose master finds him doing so when he returns. 47 Truly I tell you, he will put him in charge of all his possessions. 48 But suppose that servant is wicked and says to himself, ‘My master is staying away a long time,’ 49 and he then begins to beat his fellow servants and to eat and drink with drunkards. 50 The master of that servant will come on a day when he does not expect him and at an hour he is not aware of. 51 He will cut him to pieces and assign him a place with the hypocrites, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

    • @JacobP81
      @JacobP81 2 роки тому

      People have been saying the coming of Jesus is "soon" for almost 2000 years. Jesus said it would happen before everyone alive during his life time died, but people only live to about 100 at the most. So it's a failed prophecy. The bible is works of fiction. It's make believe. There was no world wide flood and giant boat.

    • @CompanyMyIt
      @CompanyMyIt 2 роки тому

      @@JacobP81 Matthew 24 New International Version The Destruction of the Temple and Signs of the End Times 24 Jesus left the temple and was walking away when his disciples came up to him to call his attention to its buildings. 2 “Do you see all these things?” he asked. “Truly I tell you, not one stone here will be left on another; every one will be thrown down.” 3 As Jesus was sitting on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to him privately. “Tell us,” they said, “when will this happen, and what will be the sign of your coming and of the end of the age?” 4 Jesus answered: “Watch out that no one deceives you. 5 For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Messiah,’ and will deceive many. 6 You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come. 7 Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places. 8 All these are the beginning of birth pains. 9 “Then you will be handed over to be persecuted and put to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of me. 10 At that time many will turn away from the faith and will betray and hate each other, 11 and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people. 12 Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of most will grow cold, 13 but the one who stands firm to the end will be saved. 14 And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached in the whole world as a testimony to all nations, and then the end will come. 15 “So when you see standing in the holy place ‘the abomination that causes desolation,’[a] spoken of through the prophet Daniel-let the reader understand- 16 then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains. 17 Let no one on the housetop go down to take anything out of the house. 18 Let no one in the field go back to get their cloak. 19 How dreadful it will be in those days for pregnant women and nursing mothers! 20 Pray that your flight will not take place in winter or on the Sabbath. 21 For then there will be great distress, unequaled from the beginning of the world until now-and never to be equaled again. 22 “If those days had not been cut short, no one would survive, but for the sake of the elect those days will be shortened. 23 At that time if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Messiah!’ or, ‘There he is!’ do not believe it. 24 For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect. 25 See, I have told you ahead of time. 26 “So if anyone tells you, ‘There he is, out in the wilderness,’ do not go out; or, ‘Here he is, in the inner rooms,’ do not believe it. 27 For as lightning that comes from the east is visible even in the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. 28 Wherever there is a carcass, there the vultures will gather. 29 “Immediately after the distress of those days “‘the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken.’[b] 30 “Then will appear the sign of the Son of Man in heaven. And then all the peoples of the earth[c] will mourn when they see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven, with power and great glory.[d] 31 And he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of the heavens to the other. 32 “Now learn this lesson from the fig tree: As soon as its twigs get tender and its leaves come out, you know that summer is near. 33 Even so, when you see all these things, you know that it[e] is near, right at the door. 34 Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened. 35 Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away. The Day and Hour Unknown 36 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,[f] but only the Father. 37 As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 38 For in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark; 39 and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 40 Two men will be in the field; one will be taken and the other left. 41 Two women will be grinding with a hand mill; one will be taken and the other left. 42 “Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your Lord will come. 43 But understand this: If the owner of the house had known at what time of night the thief was coming, he would have kept watch and would not have let his house be broken into. 44 So you also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him. 45 “Who then is the faithful and wise servant, whom the master has put in charge of the servants in his household to give them their food at the proper time? 46 It will be good for that servant whose master finds him doing so when he returns. 47 Truly I tell you, he will put him in charge of all his possessions. 48 But suppose that servant is wicked and says to himself, ‘My master is staying away a long time,’ 49 and he then begins to beat his fellow servants and to eat and drink with drunkards. 50 The master of that servant will come on a day when he does not expect him and at an hour he is not aware of. 51 He will cut him to pieces and assign him a place with the hypocrites, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.