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I like everything, I'm a great cool, I feel a good but you make me angry! Benrey HLVRAI [SPOILERS]
From Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware, the Final Act.
"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men."
Benrey, a man of great cool, gets intoxicated by his own power and succumbs to egomania fueled by the stressful environment of Black Mesa's hazardous bullshit and an unpaid Playstation Plus subscription, - until it eats him from the inside. Days of noclipping through the vast emptiness of hl1 maps take their toll. When this harsh unforeseen reality dawns on him, he has no choice but to face the fact that the world he lived in does not exist and his friends are mere self-aware low-poly talking heads that don't understand him, and he is not going to enjoy playing playstation with his friend after his shift. The writing is on the wall. Benrey gets tilted and finally explains himself. He leaves no question unanswered, and we finally get a glimpse into his convoluted personality.
"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men."
Benrey, a man of great cool, gets intoxicated by his own power and succumbs to egomania fueled by the stressful environment of Black Mesa's hazardous bullshit and an unpaid Playstation Plus subscription, - until it eats him from the inside. Days of noclipping through the vast emptiness of hl1 maps take their toll. When this harsh unforeseen reality dawns on him, he has no choice but to face the fact that the world he lived in does not exist and his friends are mere self-aware low-poly talking heads that don't understand him, and he is not going to enjoy playing playstation with his friend after his shift. The writing is on the wall. Benrey gets tilted and finally explains himself. He leaves no question unanswered, and we finally get a glimpse into his convoluted personality.
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Richard Heart on IOTA: Dumbest piece of shit I have seen in my fucking life
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Richard Heart on IOTA: Dumbest piece of shit I have seen in my fucking life
day9 universal sound (and the phone flirt story)
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Press 3 to skip the story and get to the actual Universal Sound (C) Day9. Just thought that it deserves to be imprinted one extra time in the collective consciousness of the intertubes! (Well at least I use it all the time now!) ps. This is from the daily #260: Happy singles-awarenes day/ contaminate funday monday.
The saddest part is that Josh had already died by this point in the pipes after blast pit
0:16 how the first cavemen got angry at each other
Evangelion ending looks impressive
I am a great cool, I feel a good, and put down your piece of metal just makes me laugh my ass off
the fact that Scorpy cemented that Benrey's day (and maybe life?) got ruined by the fabled WayneRadioTV "Balls Cam" kills me
I like everything, I’m a great cool, I feel a good, but you make me angry! Remember? No- remember? the first time we met you wa- you walk in, I’m on my shift, and you come in, and you got a dick slip in your… in your HEV suit. and I tried- I tried to stop you. I tried to tell you! I was stopping you! I was going “hey yo dick out” but you didn’t- I was tryna be nice! And then you were talking to my friend… Jeffrem, and you’re telling him, like, “aww I don’t have my passport BLEGH MNEH” but- and- he was so upset- he has anger issues, I was gonna protect you from him! We were- I was gonna be nice to you! Remember that? No, that’s just my job! I- I mean, if there’s a dick- if, y’know, someone’s dick out on the job, I gotta stop ‘em. But like… you don’t remember? No, no! Like, the first time we met. What test? Listen! I had a whole thing planned at the end of my shift, me and my friend, gonna go home- we were so close to clocking out, and then you show up, dick out, ruining shit, and we’re- we were gonna go home and play… oh I got Playstation 3, we’ve got Playstation Plus, one month, and I got Heavenly Sword, new game out. Heavenly Sword is not a rip off of God of War. Hap- Happu- uh- Heavenly Sword was going to be the new Halo for Sony. And it was gonna be great! There was gonna- Heavenly Sword was gonna have DLC where you could have 60 people in one server… throwing frags and shit. And you ruined that! You ruined that! And now I have to go ask everyone at my job- it’s embarrassing to ask for a free month of Playstation Plus, cuz I couldn’t go home and play with my friend. You know how sucks that is for me, bro? It’s really annoying! And then I have to go home, and I- I load up UA-cam Yownloader to look up Heavenly Sword videos cuz I can’t do it cuz you ruined it, cuz I couldn’t go to the GameStop and get it from my friend Josh, who’s the cashier. You walked in with your dick out and ruined the whole night! My friends are here. These are the people I met online on when I had Playstation Plus. Sony ceo Jack Trenton survived a nuclear- a nuclear bomb! Sony ceo Jack Trenton hired… a Nintendo ceo Reggie, and they built a big bomb that was gonna go off, but I saved the world! So I didn’t- I didn’t have a big plan! I was s’posed to be nice but you forced me to be BAD, so I’m gonna be BAD! Friend. The- The- The- the big plot is slowly unraveling before our eyes! Look at this! BHH! PBB! WELCOME! AHH OHH OHH! OOOO OOOO! PBB PBB PBB! PBB! HAHAHAHAHA!
Who is the dipshit Richard is talking to? And wtf is iota?
I love how basically all the shit that comes out of Benreys mouth during this segment is all just inside jokes from Scorpys friend group
Hex fucking killed it this cycle. He was right on iota even 3 years in advance, might as well throw your money out the window and hope some blows back in.
I love how its set up to feel like a great plot twist reveal that shows the antagonist in a new light but then nothing of it makes sense
You can hear how Canadian he is by the way he says Sony lol
The funniest part of this was learning in the cast commentary that Scorpy has his own discord channel where he just says nonsensical shit like this
This video is going to go down in history. Mr Heart is going to look like the biggest fool on the planet lol.
Lol how long now? Iota's been shit the entire past year lol
@@GeometryDashKenaz lol what? Are you blind? IOTA has been killing it this year
@@Corpsecreate down from its 2.50 ath in May and has only been going down since. Up only 200% ytd lol. "Killing it" is one hell of a stretch
@@GeometryDashKenaz you are talking about the price. I'm talking about the project. Doge is useless and its up massive, but I'm sure even you would agree that doge is trash
@@Corpsecreate of course I agree that doge is trash. Put I also believe that the vast majority of people Inc crypto (including you maybe) are in this for the money, not just the tech. So for example, even though doge is actual dogshit, anyone who bought it in December of last year let's say would be smart to have sold it at its top and put those profits into an actual solid project
HEX is a scam!
3 cents 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣
still a thing in 2021? gets me every time! edit: as i have known about the universal sound for about 10 years now, i have actually tried it out in various situations and it never failed me (yet)...
Do you know how sucks that is for me!? Bro!?
I’m always saying this
*FACIEM COEGI VOS* _In Opera de Ossium, perditus sum._ _Nulla molles accentus, nulla molles accentus._
Benrey being half antagonist and also half just a stupidly funny guard makes his character SO GOOD. Scorpie is a fuckin mastermind.
I’m a great cool I feel a good
who is this shitty dude with the worst possible way to convey knowledge. fuck off
Bullish. Thanks Richard for allowing me to accumulate
0:17
3:44
4:26
NOOOOuhhh NOOOuhhhh
"Because some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to play Heavenly Sword on PS+"
i think gordon is too harsh with benrey >:(
This with no context is so fucking funny
is there really any context to be found otherwise scitkycsgdr
4:08 Sean really has great comedic timing. Whenever he tells a story it could really be a standup bit. I guess that's the skillset you need as a caster.
y know what I really love about this? It’s like, benrey is genuinely a bieng that experiences the world in another dimension that we can’t perceive. He just, operates on a level that we cannot even begin to understand. It’s like what aliens would look like if they never experienced death- they would have no concept of time. He seems to glitch in and out, like a 4-D object. He doesn’t experience the world the way we do, and can’t even process basic concepts. He seems to think he is entirely reasonable, but also he knows what he is doing is “bad”. To him, Gordon is talking utter nonsense and asking why 1+1 equals 2. I really love this take on a villian. Also if you watch other streams, scorpy is just. Like that. I love it.
Its called being an Eldritch God
He is incomprehensible but cannot comprehend anything and I think that's hilarious
god benrey is such a good bad guy, no true motive. he just wanted to play heavenly sword on ps+ with his pal josh
I thought it was Jefferem, huh
i didnt have a big plan, i was sposed to be nice but you forced me to be baaad so i gonna be baaad
...friend :)
Benry is just Scorpy personified to the extreme he did really well with just improving everything to a perfect degree
@@Dominion69420 this!!!!
Kudos for Ivan for suffering on this horrific monologue :-)
"You might as well throw your money out the window, some of it might blow back in." LMAO
I want to hear him talk about Enjin Coin and their wallet. It'd be nice to get an opinion like his.
Why is the other guy in the video even trying to defend Iota after this?...
Because Richard Heart is a prick and a scammer.
@@schweizer93 how he made us rich
Who is this guy? Seems to know more than the dickhead in charge of Iota...
What a piece of shit Richard is. Seriously. I wont take advice from if he pays me!
Richard, you are absolutely right about IOTA. It is pure garbage. I have some money imprisoned in their piece of shit fake wallet and have been trying to free it to an exchange for weeks, but it's still trapped there "confirming." What a fucking joke. I'm not very technical, but I do know dogshit when I step in it and my shoes smell. I've pretty much written it off, but I'm still hoping to unload the junk before it goes to zero, which I am 100% certain it will. I just hope the rest of the world doesn't find out until I unload it.
Still laughing
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Maaaaaaath, really hilarious!
Still hilarious. Masterfully told. ^^
Tasty food he says...
dat pie
IS YOUR DOG OKAY ?
Is it just me or dose he look like Wolverine at 1:00 xD
"This person with a pulse calls me" Wat.
MAAAAAATHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Could be the other side of the cousins family
This reminds me of a listening part to a foreign language class... uhh..umm.. I heard dog! Its something about a dog! Do any answers have something to do with a dog? A circle that one...
lost it at hot sauce
That's amusing X))) full face smile atm.