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@@Pnuemonia-Nakey I have ocd.

@@Jumilia4269 Oh... Sorry

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I CANT UNHEAR IT

​@@revinhatol Thanks for the og transcript. I still can't unhear the n word tho.

BOOYAH BUH BAM! John Dilworth’s gonna be so pleased! But he’d be more pleased if he’s seen the characters!

@@BloatedPizzaRolls Of course! He'd be not only happy, he'd be _EXTREMELY_ happy to hear them! Well then, John Dilworth, I'll explain ever character I know! Now keep in mind, I don't want to overfill this box with too much info, and I won't be explaining the characters from Tales from Woodstock because... well... it's too complicated! Well, less chatter, more explaining! The Major Character(s): Dr. Vindaloo (Paul Schoeffler): The main protagonist of the film. He is an Indian doctor, who, in reality, is actually a laid-back hippie. He claims that what he does is good for the community, when in reality, his medical skills are lack luster and his powers of observation are arguably worse. Often, he passes off easily identifiable malignant conditions as being of no concern with the refrain: "It's nothing to worry about, nothing at all, [but] there is nothing I can do [at all]." and usually recommends his patients to "just keep soaking it" as a universal remedy. To compliment that fact, he never even does his job right. In actuality, he lets his wet and wild dreams, visions, fantasies, and hallucinations take him to places away from the "modern society" (a play on mundane life) and to places that no one else can go to (mainly due to how he found solace in his mind's kaleidoscope). Rather than doing his "medical duties", he would rather go home and reminisce of his days back at his favorite music festival, Woodstock. His fantasies of women, insects, fairies, and the "wonderfully wacky world of 'eroticness'" lead him to imagine the craziest of things, whilst also leading to the most bizarre escapades. That led him to discover the world of Quetzalacatenango after mixing the Guatemalan Insanity pepper with his cannabis. Most of the time, he is seen wearing his normal garments, but sometimes, he's seen wearing his hippie clothes (a green button-down shirt with an orange fringed leather vest, sunglasses, and bellbottom jeans). The Allie(s): Bernadette, née Bernie (Lorraine Bracco): An anthropomorphic moth and a friend of Dr. Vindaloo. Little is know about her, and the only information there is was when she got stuck in his hairy armpits. She wears a red tank top over a white cotton coat, khaki pants, and ebony boots. She is confident, sassy, rebellious, and proud, even when it comes to marveling at her breasts (her tank top doesn't cover them properly, leaving them exposed), and she can sometimes be a bit selfish. Nonetheless, she is kind, compassionate, supportive, helpful, and laid-back to Dr. Vindaloo, even if it means keeping him from danger. The Freaksters: A hippie group who were once Dr. Vindaloo's friends. These hippies are the following: • Hector (Harvey Guillén): He is an adolescent teenage boy. He is a blue tall boy with fluffy messy purple hair and some pimples on his face. He wears plain denim jeans and wears a red and white shirt, with some sneakers. He's chill, cool, and supportive, even around others. • Sunday (Ali Stroker): A peace-loving flowerchild who is Hector's girlfriend. She is a pink skinned teenage girl with green hair. She wears a red headband, tan shirt, orange shorts, gold bracelet, rings on each finger and yellow cowboy boots with flowers. She enjoys vibing to music, drum circles, caking herself in mud, and even "getting it on" with the males. In The Mysterious Voyage of Dr. Vindaloo, she appears as a mysterious figure watching the protagonists on their adventures. Towards the end, she meets up with Dr. Vindaloo and they begin to "get it on". • Lupita (Rylee Alazraqui): Hector's little sister. She is a young, light blue-skinned girl with dark purple hair. She wears lavender hair clips, a bandage on her right elbow, a gray tank top, a green vest with pockets, blue jeans, and gray boots. She's imaginative, eccentric, creative, and rambunctious for her age. She even like hippies and would like to be one, however, she has a lot left to learn if she wants to be like a hippie. • Cajun Fox (Paul Schoeffler): An orange fox who wears sunglasses. He talks in a laid-back tone, which, to compliment that fact, matches his hippie personality. However, he can be a bit of a psycho, as he is cunning, sly, and mischievous.

And now... The Creatures and Residents of Quetzalacatenango: Muriel Fairies (Thea White): Muriel fairies are small creatures that inhabit the Fairy Friend Forest, one of the locations of Quetzelacatenango. They all have the same appearance as Muriel Bagge, but with a few differences. They have blue (or maybe different colored) skin and long petal/leaf-like dresses (also different colors) with pink flower crowns on her heads with branches coming out. These fairies are usually hyperactive people that like to fly around and take pride in themselves. Apart from being hyper, they are also laid-back, chill, and hip, as they call themselves "freaky fairies" (it is possible that this takes from the "freak generation" of the 1960s). These fairies usually take delight in massaging each other, jams bands and drum circles, having sexual desires with each other (it is possible that they are lesbians), and so on. They desire both Dr. Vindaloo and Bernie, despite the latter never trusting the people she meets, but over time, she gets to know them (probably due to how they admire their breasts). Sunday Sprites (Ali Stroker): The Sunday Sprites are fairies who live in the Land of Gorch, a vast jungle-like forest next to the Fairy Friend Forest. They have the same appearance as Sunday, an ally of the Freaksters, but their skin, hair color, and attire are colored different colors of the rainbow, and they have wings coming out of their backs. These fairies spend their days playing tricks, admiring nature, and "living, laughing, and loving". They are rivals of the Muriel fairies, as the Sunday Sprites used to be one of their clan, but they got kicked out of the Fairy Friend Forest because of their mischievous pranks. Fortunately, the sprites did just right in the Land of Gorch, as they got along well with Dr. Vindaloo, and, by pure convenience, forgave the Muriel fairies for misunderstanding. The Ganga Guys: The Ganja Guys are a hippie band who perform psychedelic rock, freak folk, jam band, and more. They like to fool around and cause mischief, and they usually travel between the Fairy Friend Forest and the Land of Gorch. Here are the members that follow: • Tago (Cheech Marin) and Mago (Tommy Chong) are 2 Mexican accented hippies with afros. Even though they are twins, it's not hard to tell them apart. Tago is colored orange and Mago is colored Caribbean Green. Now, despite them being brothers, they sometimes don't have their way. Tago thinks he's better than anyone else, and he even takes pride in himself. Apart from Mago, he is the least proud, and he sometimes has irrational fears (most notably, singing their songs to the crowd). As for Tago, he is confident (sometimes too confident), brave, and sure of himself. However, his confidence can sometimes lead him to do the most impossible things, even when he doesn't mean to do them. And sometimes, when he's irritated and angry, he sometimes says profanity in Spanish. Apart from that, he is well supportive of his peers, including his brother. It is revealed that Tago has a hobby of mixing ingredients to make the craziest of psychedelic drugs. • Kool Kat Korrie (Tone Loc) is the representation of both a beatnik and hippie. He's laid back, cool, hip, wise, and he speaks in slang. His physical appearance and attire are extremely curious to some, because, coincidentally, the animators made him to have the features of Cajun Fox. He has a long and orange mullet with pointed tips on his hair (similar to fox ears). On his eyes, he maintains his sunglasses. He wears an orange bohemian sweater made entirely or yarn, on his legs he wears pants the color of apricot, and on his feet are sandals. His overall personality is ambiguous, because his hobbies include drum circles, meditating, reading beatnik poems, and so on. Also, it may be surprising to learn that he understands every living thing. From sentient plants to any weird creature, he understands them all. Another interesting fact is that he has an interest in all things "gross, wet, and slimy", meaning that he has an interest in slugs and snails, worms, hagfish, and other stuff (it is also revealed that he desires Biggie Mama the giant slug. Not just because of the way she acts, it's because of the way she looks). Also, even though he may be supportive, he can be a bit of a psycho, meaning that he usually does mean things to others, even when he's playing around. He is defiant of "squares" (people who aren't hippies), as his philosophy states that squares were horrible back then, because they had no compassion for hippies, beatniks, and bohemians. • Wheezing Westley (Tom Waits) is one of those Ganja Guys who is cynical, sassy, rebellious feisty, and sometimes nice. Like the other members, he can talk, but in a guttural and raspy voice, which is a cliche on his voice actor's same trait (another interesting fact is that Westley appearance was modeled after said actor, albeit with longer hair). • Nico the Nonchalant (Neil Gaiman) is one of the many members who's laid-back the most (hence his name). Since he's nonchalant, he's usually carefree, easy-going, and supportive, even during tough situations, however, he sometimes worries about someone's pain or distress, but nonetheless, he's always quick-witted, wise, and cautious. He talks in an accent similar to the Beatles (a nod on how his voice actor is British), and another interesting fact is that he also looks his voice actor, albeit his hair is long, and it covers the eyes. Biggie Mama the Behemoth (Whoopi Goldberg): Biggie Mama the Behemoth is the main inhabitant of the Land of Gorch. She is extremely humongous, extremely overweight, and mildly lazy, presumably due to how she lives in a cave and never has the time to get out much. She is even a single mother, who constantly has to take care of her kids (also slugs), and she always yells at them whenever they bother her. Biggie Mama may seem scary on the outside, and probably a bit sassy as well, but she isn't like that. She's actually nice and understands everything perfectly well, including the Muriel fairies, who misinterpreted both her and the Land of Gorch to be a dangerous place to be in. Not to mention she also acts as the narrator of the film, as she tells them to a little boy (voiced by Tara Strong) whom she calls her “son”. Margarine the Mentally Mad Mutant: Margarine is Kool Kat Korrie's "pet" that resides in a red puddle of water. She is described as a large and fleshy red tumor (or "vermin") with multiple yellow eyes, pimples and warts, fat lips, and saggy breasts. She barely comes out to socialize, as she would rather stay in her red puddle. Not to mention her persona is ambiguous. One minute she's nice to the people she meets (even Korrie for that matter, since he saved her life), the next minute she's defiant (she's even defiant to Tago, presumably due to how he hates her), and the next minute she's sorry for some reason or other, or for no reason at all. She barely talks, albeit she grunts, growls, whimpers, and gurgles. The Kanji Folk (vocals provided by Tress MacNeille): The Kanji Folk are tiny little people that reside in the Land of Gorch. It may be surprising to learn that these tiny people were modeled after the Tokyo Broadcasting System's mascot, as they are described as tiny little Kanji people with antennas on their heads. They serve as the movie's comic relief, as Dr. Vindaloo constantly "plays" with them every time he meets them (the type of "play" he does to them is ambiguous, because Dr. Vindaloo constantly belittles them for his enjoyment). The Kanji Folk are seen dancing and playing on top of him, following him wherever he goes, and succumbing to various misfortunes, such as being forced to smoke cannabis and drink alcohol. Korrie's Snails: Kool Kat Korrie also owns a group of giant snails. These snails were modeled after the snails from the Inter Video Española logo. Just like the aforementioned logo, these snails are orange and black with shells that have a spiral pattern of red, green and blue. Now, the personality of these snails is complicated, as Biggie Mama made fun of them for having shells. From that day on, they remained sad, confused, and embarrassed. Luckily, Biggie Mama comforted them, and told them that she was only joking. The Sluggies (voiced by Anonymous voice actors): The Sluggies are Kool Kat Korrie's relatives who are half human and half slug. They come whenever the environment is always moist from the rain, which is something that Korrie enjoys the most, so they can do their fair share of the fun. These half human and half slug people are all a satire on stereotypical Afro-Americans, presumably those from the 50s, 60s, and 70s. This is likely due to their love of jazz, psychedelia, and soul.

And now, introducing... Characters From the Subplots: NOTE: As mentioned movies, the movies we've seen contain subplots. Every subplot contains different characters. Here they are: The Niceties: This group consists of the eccentric and easygoing Janice (Lennon Parham), inseparable grown hippies Seth and Munchie (George Carlin and Martin Mull), the psychopathic, wise, and smooth-talking Katz (Paul Schoeffler), Patrick Doyon, a boy from Quebec with a lot on his mind, (E.G. Daily), Deborah D. Lirium, the "creepy elderly lady" (Pam Ferris), and Cornelius Crane Chase, a shapeshifting jester (Chevy Chase). Their main job is do good in the world, but that thing can be hard to do, as it always leads to bizarre escapades. Another interesting fact is that this group has various doppelgangers from "other dimensions" and these doppelgangers all satire certain stereotypes. Here are the 3 main stereotypes seen in The Mysterious Voyage of Dr. Vindaloo, On Beyond Fairyland, and the Land of Gorch: The Little Green Folk Niceties: The Little Green Folk Niceties are similar to the original Niceties, albeit their looks are to satire aliens. Their skin and facial features are green, they have antennas on their heads, and their eyes are nothing but black pupils. These aliens come from the planet Hendrix (derived from Jimi Hendrix), and sometimes when they get bored with their life, they leave their home planet by using their UFO and travel to Earth, where they can have their fair share of the fun without anyone noticing. Their personality is ambiguous. Unlike their original doppelgangers, these doppelgangers are dim-witted, topsy-turvy, weird, and strange, but nonetheless have all of the common sense. Not to mention their voice acting is also ambiguous. While Janice, Seth, Munchie, Katz, and Cornelius all have their voice actors, Deborah has random voices, which, coincidently, came from a horrible speech impediment (despite this, she has a beautiful singing voice). Patrick Doyon still contains his voice actor (E.G. Daily), but sometimes, he communicates in the most wackiest noises ever, such as high and low pitched voices, bleeps and bloops, and so on (he's also one of those people who is extremely dim-witted. As mentioned before, these doppelgangers go on the most craziest of adventures, with some of them leading to the most craziest of escapades. Drill Sergeant Niceties: The Drill Sergeant Niceties satire drill sergeants. These doppelgangers own the concentration camps for bad guys. Like stereotypical drill sergeants, their personality is serious and tough, and they always take delight in their prisoners work 24/7. Similar to the Little Green Folk Niceties, their voices are also ambiguous. Janice, Katz, Seth, Munchie, and Cornelius all contain their voices, but Deborah has a high-pitched voice, presumably due to how she's voiced by Bob Peterson, and Patrick Doyon is voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson. This phenomenon (according to the animator) is to satire on how "the most largest of people still have a soft spot, and how the tiniest of people still have their bravery embedded into them". Puppy Play Niceties: These doppelgangers are similar to their original Niceties, albeit they are dressed in puppy play fetish gear. They do have their voice actors, but they don't speak, rather they speak (and even act) like wild dogs. They barely have any sympathy for others, as they take delight in the sexual harassment of men and women, and Dr. Vindaloo was one of those people. Deborah broke into his house last night and claimed that she was his "mommy", and suddenly, she sexually harassed him to the point where he had a wet dream. She left him the next day, leaving Vindaloo with no memory on what happened. According to the animator, he stated that the Puppy Play Niceties were "similar to that of the Tooth Fairy, but instead of bringing money in exchange for teeth, they bring wet dreams in exchange for their sexual pleasure". The Big Bads of the Bunch: The Big Bads of the Bunch are a group of 4 villains who were caught in the concentration camps (though no one knows when). They remained in the camps forever, that is until the Little Green Folk Niceties helped them escape. They were led into their UFO, when, all of a sudden, they were kicked out for absolutely no reason, right into the Land of Gorch. Here are the villains that follow: • The Black Puddle Queen (Ruth Williamson): An evil and inhumane sorceress who is described as a "gaslighter, seducer, and a catfisher". She takes delight in luring in male people, to the point where she devours them. She never has sympathy for anyone (except for her friends), as she only cares about her self-interest. • Dr. Le Quack (Paul Schoeffler): An anthropomorphic duck with a French accent. He claims to be one of the "best doctors in the world", when in actuality, he's really a conman who just acts like a doctor to take people's money. He thinks that he is proud and important, when unfortunately, he's the least important. His proud, selfish, and arrogant ways can sometime get him and his friends in trouble, which can sometimes make him act emotional. Not only that, he even has a strong lust of ladies, presumably the Puddle Queen in particular. • Imaginary Dutch Girlfriend (Signe Baumane): Le Quack also has an Imaginary Dutch Girlfriend, whose real name, origin, and status remain ambiguously unidentified. Very little information is known about her; what we do know is that Le Quack imagined her to help him and his friends out. Unfortunately, she is the least helpful. She barely has any compassion for them, as she likes to take pride in herself. Often, she passes off easily identifiable malignant conditions as being of no concern with the refrain, "Wooden shoe", a play on "wouldn't you". Apart from being self centered, she can also be a bit of a coward. This is always evidenced by the scary situations that the group has to face. Imaginary Dutch Girlfriend tries to seem fearless in front of the group, but (as a running gag) she would always scream and run away when she finds everything too scary. Her current status remains unknown. • The Weremole (John R. Dilworth): A mixture of a "werewolf" and a "mole". He takes delight in digging holes, capturing his victims, vandalizing property, and putting down rabbits, something that he hates. He has very little dialogue, as he only communicates with growls and roars. Sometimes, he is seen desiring Le Quack's abilities and personalities, which can make him desire hugs and kisses. Defying by this stigma, it is possible that they might be gay. Big Toe (Paul Schoefller and Albert Stang): What some people call "the representation of the stereotypical mobster". He is described as a giant foot made from a fungus. He is meant to satire a stereotypical mobster, Big Toe being the boss and the four small toes being his minions. He is known to be very manipulative around the rest of the group, to the point where he acts snappy, but in most cases, he tries hard to be helpful.

And now, introducing... Character and Celebrity Cameos: NOTE: To fit in with the satirical theme, celebrities and animated characters can be seen making cameos. They can be portrayed as creatures modeled after their real selves, random objects or somethings in the environment, or just their in real life selves. These are the following celebrities and characters that appear: Celebrity and Character Cameos: Jim Carrey was modeled into a tiny man riding a chameleon. He is seen never getting off of it (it is possible he keeps it as a pet), and, coincidentally, he acts like a chameleon. Even though he still maintains his voice, he communicates with hisses and clicks. He has a chameleon tongue that is long and sticky, he has scaly green skin, his teeth appear to be sharp, he has chameleon-like eyes, and he has hands modeled after a chameleon. Surrealist comedy duo Tim and Eric were modeled into a double-sided caterpillar. Tim's half is green, and Eric's half is blue. They are seen walking in the most craziest ways ever, they either walk in motion and they are even seen dragging themselves. Maya Rudolph was modeled into a maybug, dubbed "Maybug Rudolph" (her name was never mentioned in the movie, as it was seen in the credits). She seems to appear for absolutely no reason at all (or for some reason or other). Usually, she has a tiny ladybug on top of her (modeled after Rosie O'Donnell) that is also a "comic relief character" (the second "comic relief character" to follow after the Kanji folk). Occasionally, it is a running gag for Maybug to blurt out random nonsense to characters for no reason at all, which pays homage to how she's dim-witted and absent minded (examples include, "I'm autistic!", "Did you know I have AIDS?", "I take aspirin!", "I have ADHD!", etc.). • As mentioned above, the ladybug seen on Maybug Rudolph was modeled after Rosie O'Donnell, who serves as another one of those "comic relief characters". Nothing much known about her, except for the fact she sits on top of Maybug Rudolph just to bother her for no reason at all. And (as a running gag), she calls her "mommy" (also for no reason). The sunshine pop group The Free Design were modeled into exotic butterflies. They lead a group of various butterflies so they can do air shows in Quetzalacatenango. Now, despite being cheerful and enthusiastic, these butterflies can be extremely violent when bothered, made fun of, or peer pressured. This thing happened to Dr. Vindaloo, for he was so obsessed with the 2 female butterflies, tried to woo them over. This eventually led for the butterflies to stab them with their proboscises and push him down a cliff, where he landed into the Fairy Friend Forest. Bernadette has a vendetta against these butterflies, presumably due to how they're so great (and how they tried to hurt her friend), but fortunately, these butterflies are completely innocent. They didn't actually mean to hurt Vindaloo, rather their "instincts" take over them. They just so happen to be humble, compassionate, and proud to be themselves. The dragonflies seen in the Land of Gorch were modeled after Ellen DeGeneres, Fran Drescher, Peter Marc Jacobson, Oprah Winfrey, Amy Poehler, etc. The reason why they appear remains unknown, and their origin remains unidentified. The various cicadas that appear throughout the film were modeled after various celebrities and fictional characters. • For example, the Beatles were modeled into a band of psychedelic rock playing cicadas (albeit there are 3 more members of the group). They enjoy playing their music and being friends to the Ganja Guys. Even though they made some appearances throughout the film, their debuts were short-lived. During the scene where Le Quack and the Weremole were about to plummet down a waterfall (all because the former disrespected nature), the band was used to make the hagfish follow them and send the aforementioned villains down the waterfall. Amidst their band playing, the raft that they were using fell down the waterfall, making the cicada band also plummet to their doom. It is unknown if they survived the fall or not, but as far as we know, they never appeared again. German animator Andreas Hykade made various cameos throughout the film. He made appearances in the film's segments, he appears as a certain creature in different parts of Quetzalacatenango, and even appears on the face of the moon. But (as a running gag), he suffers various misfortunes, such as his eye getting punctured (a reference to the silent movie A Trip to the Moon). "Weird Al" Yankovic was modeled into a tiny man dubbed "Spartacus the Snozzmonger Riding Man". He is called that because he rides a winged insect named "Spergus the Snozzmonger", whose appearance was modeled after Butterball from Hellraiser. He is shown to never get off of this winged insect, and it was revealed that Spergus is actually Spartacus' "pet". And, just like the other characters, Spergus suffered some misfortunes, but fortunately, he only suffered one. The only misfortune he suffered was when he was squashed by Dr. Le Quack, who was expressing his disrespect for nature. Luckily, Spartacus, with the help of the cicadas, managed to nurse him back to health (despite having various scars around him). Spergus is known to be very gentle, even though he's absent minded and dim-witted, however, he can act extremely violent when the slightest thing triggers him. The tree from The Last Unicorn made a cameo in this film. This is where Le Quack met her while he was sadly moping in the Land of Gorch, all because 2 of his friends betrayed him for no reason. After meeting her, he chased his blues away by "getting it on" with her. Unbeknownst to him, that was all a hallucination. This all started because he ate a magic mushroom that he found on the ground. Freaky Fred also made cameo appearances, as he made debuts in the movie's segments. Why he even appears remains ambiguous, as he appears for some weird reason or other, or for no reason at all. As mentioned above, the various cicadas, as well as butterflies, beetles, moths, flies, and other insects were modeled after celebrities and characters. For example, the various aforementioned insects seen in the Land of Gorch were modeled after the characters from The Simpsons and other fictional characters. Even though they are also absent minded and dim-witted, they can act a bit hostile and violent towards others. This was evidenced during the scene where the insects chase Le Quack and his buddies, all because the latter squashed Spergus.

Logic is fears prey-kurama yu yu hakusho

Or A** hole Farmer.

I want to say its more of a T-rex like instead, but i get your meaning and it is rather funny!

I like how they aren't even questioning it they are just dissapointed