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The Alamo - Pass the Taters
Davy discusses how he came about his habitual avoidance of eating potatoes and taters.
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DAVY CROCKETT: Gracias. Here you go, son.
ISSAC MILLSAPS: So, Davy, all your Indian fightin'... you ever get into a scrape like this?
DAVY CROCKETT: I was never in but one real scrape in my life, fella.
ISSAC MILLSAPS: Yeah, but you was in the Red Stick war.
DAVY CROCKETT: Yeah, it's true, I was in that. I sure was. I was just about your age when it broke out. The Creeks, uh, boxed up about 400 or 500 people at Fort Mims and, uh, massacred every one of 'em. 'Course this was big news around those parts, so I up and joined the volunteers. I did a little scoutin', but mostly I, I just fetched in venison for the cook fire, things of that nature. Well, we caught up with those redskins at Tallushatchee, surrounded the village, come in from all directions. Wasn't much of a fight, really. We just shot 'em down like dogs. Finally... what Injuns was left, they crowded into this little cabin. They wanted to surrender... but this squaw, she loosed an arrow and killed one of the fellas, and then we shot her... and then we set the cabin on fire. We could hear 'em screamin' for their gods in there. We smelled 'em burnin'. We'd had nary to eat but parched corn since October. And the next day, when we dug through the ashes, we found some potaters from the cellar. They'd been cooked by that grease that run off them Indians. And we ate till we nearly burst. Since then... you pass the taters and I pass 'em right back.
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The Patriot - What Happened at Fort Wilderness
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GABRIEL MARTIN: Father, wherever you go, men buy you drinks because of what happened at Fort Wilderness. Strangers know more about you than I do. Tell me what happened. BENJAMIN MARTIN: Your mother asked me that question - right about the time you were born. I was drunk and foolish enough to answer it. ... The French and the Cherokee had raided along the Blue Ridge. The English settlers had sou...
Judge Dredd - The Meaning of Life
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Warden Miller: "What is that?" Rico Dredd: "It's an ancient puzzle-that contains the meaning of life." Warden Miller: "So tell me, Rico. What is the meaning of life?"
Aphex Twin - Stone in Focus (Biff Remix)
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An extended remix of Aphex Twin's Stone in Focus, with sounds from nature for the purpose of meditation / concentrated work. Source for the picture belongs to the LoneSwimmer blog.
Aphex Twin - Rhubarb (Biff Remix)
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A special remix of Aphex Twin's Rhubarb, featuring James Devane's acoustic cover stacked with sounds from nature for the purpose of meditation / concentrated work. Source for the picture belongs to the Crawdad on the Loop blog.
Manhunter - Dream Much, Will?
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"Dream much, Will?" - Hannibal Lecter
Book of Eli - I Am Impressed
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Book of Eli - I Am Impressed
Starship Troopers - Violence Never Solves Anything
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"Um, my mother always said violence never solves anything." "Really?"
Oliver Twist - Shut Up and Drink Your Gin
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Oliver Twist - Shut Up and Drink Your Gin
Pulp Fiction - Are You Jewish
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Clip from Quentin Tarantino's Film, 'Pulp Fiction' Vincent asks Jules if he's Jewish for not eating pigs.
Afraid of Monsters - Over Here, Come On Over Here
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Afraid of Monsters - Over Here, Come On Over Here

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @tomace4898
    @tomace4898 13 днів тому

    "We caught up with them at Fort Wilderness..."

  • @firingallcylinders2949
    @firingallcylinders2949 19 днів тому

    The 7 years war in the Americas was very brutal.

  • @MikhailKonovalov-y3v
    @MikhailKonovalov-y3v 23 дні тому

    Benjamin Martin's story is based off of the Siege of Fort Loudon not Fort William Henry. The Siege of Fort Loudon was small but violent and brutal.

  • @thisismyusername6717
    @thisismyusername6717 27 днів тому

    Well thats fkd up😂 i was hoping for a funny story based on the title😭😂😂

  • @batte280381
    @batte280381 Місяць тому

    you really made me cry, as i listened and thought about my vacations with my girlfriend.. this is really a good piece. thank you for uploading it.. really !!

    • @bifftheunderstudy
      @bifftheunderstudy 14 днів тому

      You're very welcome. A similar experience partly influenced the creation of this piece.

  • @mr_rudzio
    @mr_rudzio Місяць тому

    Dude, get back to creating. I keep coming back here and to the remixed version of "Stone in Focus" non-stop. I absolutely love these vibes and I hope you’ll think about it. It would be amazing to hear a remix by Lorn or Clams Casino from you too!

    • @bifftheunderstudy
      @bifftheunderstudy 14 днів тому

      I appreciate the encouragement and compliments. I'll look into some more pieces and see what I can do in the future, as I wasn't aware anyone was interested.

  • @uncountablecleo8597
    @uncountablecleo8597 Місяць тому

    *Over here.* *Come on. Over here.*

  • @123s453e56a6l
    @123s453e56a6l 2 місяці тому

    The birth of sfg groups

  • @1292liam
    @1292liam 2 місяці тому

    far out son of lung

  • @mstrariel
    @mstrariel 3 місяці тому

    Aloy toys are melt and made a bullet

  • @bigggjay95nsfw87
    @bigggjay95nsfw87 3 місяці тому

    Where is the fort wilderness movie ?

  • @LordWyatt
    @LordWyatt 3 місяці тому

    This scene is gold. The cherry on top would have been if Ben said “I was drunk and foolish enough to tell her…but I never forgot the look in her eyes.” And then told the story.

  • @7428marcus
    @7428marcus 4 місяці тому

    This story is a great example of the dirty horrors of war, the devil is in the details.

  • @AndrezeiraUNO
    @AndrezeiraUNO 4 місяці тому

    Listening to it at a random 05:34 AM Sunday hits different, way different...

  • @hughdman
    @hughdman 4 місяці тому

    Okay- the rest of the story. The film skipped to first part of the incident upon which this scene is based. Yes- the Cherokee massacred many of the English troops after they left Fort Loudon. However, this was not long after the English murdered 16 Cherokee hostages at Fort Prince George near Keowee, SC. They killed by the panicked garrison during an attempt to move them, upon orders of the new governor. It was only after that did the Cherokee attack and massacred some the British garrison of Fort Loudoun near Chota (Itsati). However, many Cherokee leaders rescued some of the British (which Mel failed to mention). This conflict did not end until 1761.

    • @thendnjedi1388
      @thendnjedi1388 Місяць тому

      A lot of people don’t realize the actions of the tribes were reactions of what was done to them such as scalping that was a white man thing. it was a brutal and sad time during the days of that era for my people the Lakota and for others

  • @jinloo7662
    @jinloo7662 5 місяців тому

    I don’t get it

  • @bassicle-i7b
    @bassicle-i7b 5 місяців тому

    imagine youre home alone at night and then suddenly you hear this

  • @louisiananlord17
    @louisiananlord17 5 місяців тому

    So proud of Benjamin for telling his son the truth. The French and Indian War was one of the most brutal wars fought in North America. You can hear the agony in his voice when he tells Thomas to put away his red coat uniform and his voice icily quavers when he tells Gabriel what happened at Ft. Wilderness. 🇬🇧 🇫🇷

  • @RyanNicholas33
    @RyanNicholas33 6 місяців тому

    Gabriel tells Ben to stay the course and that there will be a time for revenge, not at the sake of their mission. Yet when Gabriel’s wife gets murdered he gives in to the same lust for revenge and retribution that Benjamin gave into during his youth.

  • @The_yeffy1
    @The_yeffy1 6 місяців тому

    “My sons were better men” that line kind of rings true here Gabriel tells him to focus on the cause like a true solider

  • @Turuu999
    @Turuu999 6 місяців тому

    Things you don't tell when your son is old enough

  • @davidreisinger9272
    @davidreisinger9272 6 місяців тому

    Benjamin was trying to protect Gabriel from the truth: that men DO commit atrocious acts.

    • @The_yeffy1
      @The_yeffy1 6 місяців тому

      The whole movie Benjamin believes that the sins he committed in the French and Indian war had finally caught up to him

  • @chasemorello60
    @chasemorello60 7 місяців тому

    🧺🪓🧺

  • @devilpupbear09
    @devilpupbear09 8 місяців тому

    I didn't realize there was soo much carnage in the French & Indian War that lasted 7 YEARS! 😳

    • @MartinStojanovic-jt6nv
      @MartinStojanovic-jt6nv 8 місяців тому

      Fiction

    • @lizardking02793
      @lizardking02793 7 місяців тому

      It’s fiction, but all wars, even the most justified wars in history have violence and meaningless death. This scene highlights that innocents suffer the most in war, and men who fight have to deal with finding out just who they really are inside and what they are capable of and living with it. War is one of the worst parts of life to live through.

    • @earlofsmeg
      @earlofsmeg 5 місяців тому

      @@MartinStojanovic-jt6nv Fort Wilderness might be a fiction, but that war was brutal. Like any other.

    • @MartinStojanovic-jt6nv
      @MartinStojanovic-jt6nv 5 місяців тому

      @@earlofsmeg French and Indian war is the war betwen two empire who dominate North America,I know is a brutal especially in frontier in Pensilvanya,norhern New York and great lakes region.

    • @earlofsmeg
      @earlofsmeg 5 місяців тому

      @@MartinStojanovic-jt6nv and Appalachia.

  • @Sas1256x
    @Sas1256x 9 місяців тому

    X

  • @reviews.7399
    @reviews.7399 9 місяців тому

    F around and find out. Cherokee didn’t want that smoke no more 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

    • @NightOwlUtopia
      @NightOwlUtopia 6 місяців тому

      Missed the whole fucking point

    • @reviews.7399
      @reviews.7399 6 місяців тому

      @@NightOwlUtopia u mad.

    • @seanoreiley48
      @seanoreiley48 Місяць тому

      @@NightOwlUtopiaactually I think he hit the nail on the head.. in this hypothetical situation the Cherokee poked the bear and found out what happened when they did.

  • @arielg7000
    @arielg7000 9 місяців тому

    so not cool

    • @reviews.7399
      @reviews.7399 9 місяців тому

      F around and find out. Cherokee didn’t want that smoke no more 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

    • @arielg7000
      @arielg7000 9 місяців тому

      tas readl shit@@reviews.7399

    • @arielg7000
      @arielg7000 8 місяців тому

      @@reviews.7399 not real

    • @reviews.7399
      @reviews.7399 8 місяців тому

      @@arielg7000 Proof??

    • @arielg7000
      @arielg7000 8 місяців тому

      @@reviews.7399 dont need

  • @RK71
    @RK71 9 місяців тому

    When you realize Martin was Tavington before Tavington was.

    • @jackmcmorrow9397
      @jackmcmorrow9397 9 місяців тому

      Tavington is a reflection of the man Martin once was, what he COULD have been if he'd not woken up to the inhumanity of his deeds.

    • @tarden132
      @tarden132 8 місяців тому

      @@jackmcmorrow9397 I know i'm just realizing that

    • @tatianalyulkin410
      @tatianalyulkin410 8 місяців тому

      Don't you dare! Don't you dare compare Martin and that " Azov " butcher. Martin was wrong- but he was justified. Tavington is a monster.

    • @brianhageland9951
      @brianhageland9951 7 місяців тому

      you’re so wrong man

    • @jackmcmorrow9397
      @jackmcmorrow9397 7 місяців тому

      @@brianhageland9951 No, he's right.

  • @jamescarrico1233
    @jamescarrico1233 Рік тому

    Goes through my head at least a couple times a week lol

  • @trinitrotrolluen
    @trinitrotrolluen Рік тому

    How these words was made? What tts is it?

    • @_xGhoxzh
      @_xGhoxzh 5 місяців тому

      It looks like it was done in "Talk it" with the whispered option

  • @renatomallei8102
    @renatomallei8102 Рік тому

    DA BRIVIDI............chiudere gli occhi e trovarsi su uno scoglio,davanti alla riva con le onde del mare che s'infrangono,mentre la pioggia cade copiosa durante un temporale...........e la musica che titrascina lontano da tutto il dolore........................

  • @charlie9723
    @charlie9723 Рік тому

    is this a tts voice?

    • @bifftheunderstudy
      @bifftheunderstudy 9 місяців тому

      You'd need to ask Andreas Rönnberg.

    • @shawnbowling2455
      @shawnbowling2455 9 місяців тому

      I think it is, I’ve heard it in horror videos and stuff. I think it’s a old program on windows that uses tts to sing or talk

    • @markgolubenko5036
      @markgolubenko5036 9 місяців тому

      It's fast hub tts with whisper mode. Just put the speed of pronunciation at 170, and it has to be three dots between each word, like "come...on...over...here"

    • @trinitrotrolluen
      @trinitrotrolluen 9 місяців тому

      thank you very much@@markgolubenko5036

    • @bellsofSt.Clements
      @bellsofSt.Clements 6 місяців тому

      @@bifftheunderstudy I didn't hear this in game at all. Can you explain who sayed this please?

  • @George83_Thomas
    @George83_Thomas Рік тому

    impressive

  • @lukevonpuke
    @lukevonpuke Рік тому

    As a child whom was instructed to be quiet and sip my methylated spirits, I can relate to this clip.

  • @KC_604
    @KC_604 Рік тому

    Lolol this was iconic when I was 10 man we used to say this non stop at the table lol

  • @MB-ug4mp
    @MB-ug4mp 2 роки тому

    One of my favorite lines from any movie.

  • @draccoonxcii1288
    @draccoonxcii1288 2 роки тому

    As the only person in my family that actually likes Gin, I can appreciate this quote.

  • @JackPlatt
    @JackPlatt 2 роки тому

    Fagin's response when one of the kids says, " These sausages are moldy!" 😀 (A line that I think was ad-libbed!)

  • @lrd5312
    @lrd5312 2 роки тому

    Isn't it "Shut up and drink your chin"? Because children don't drink gin.

    • @callumjames7854
      @callumjames7854 2 роки тому

      Oh they did back then. Remember this was a time when the believed smoking cured sore throats.

    • @CH-iy3kd
      @CH-iy3kd 2 роки тому

      Get a load of this guy 😄

    • @leoribic1691
      @leoribic1691 Рік тому

      They did, not only in fiction but in real life orphanages of the time. It was supposed to be for health benefits or something like that.

    • @anaihilator
      @anaihilator Рік тому

      Lmaooo, you've never studied English history lol Kids did indeed drink gin..along wjth everyone else May I introduce you to the gin craze era of London

  • @johntucker23
    @johntucker23 3 роки тому

    Just say this to any leftist who starts speaking.

  • @1Nicezera
    @1Nicezera 3 роки тому

    Its stone in focus with rain and water on background. But very good to listen and very calm

  • @beegirl8686
    @beegirl8686 3 роки тому

    God blesses you for this upload.

  • @DominicGrindrod
    @DominicGrindrod 3 роки тому

    I used to watch this with one of my cousins and granddad. Legit the funniest parts of this film was whenever Ron Moody was on screen, especially this scene. “These sausages are mouldy!” “Shut up, and drink your gin!” 😂

  • @kaiseredwardappah6630
    @kaiseredwardappah6630 3 роки тому

    Excellent track 👏👏👏

  • @nhwimk805
    @nhwimk805 3 роки тому

    Is this really a remix?

    • @batte280381
      @batte280381 Місяць тому

      are you really a human? :)

  • @dedsecchannel2130
    @dedsecchannel2130 3 роки тому

    Afraid of monsters 4 ending?

  • @gurofriends
    @gurofriends 3 роки тому

    OVER HERE. COME ON. OVER HERE.

  • @gonzaloNMF
    @gonzaloNMF 3 роки тому

    "Goodbye doctor"

  • @7sson-hasson-310
    @7sson-hasson-310 4 роки тому

    hey 2021

    • @JaehyunVIP
      @JaehyunVIP 11 місяців тому

      Now its 2024. Time goes by so fast and slow at the same time..

    • @7sson-hasson-310
      @7sson-hasson-310 11 місяців тому

      @@JaehyunVIP You see

  • @CinnieReal
    @CinnieReal 5 років тому

    Serene