Відео

Jesus loves us all

Un ninja ha soldat de guerre

W grandpa

0:48

Mama please

This is what I’m here for. It’s what I fucking needed.

I’m the first comment

Wat you doing with a headache bro.? 💆‍♂️🧋🍝🥗

DO IT DANTE DO IT TO EM DANTE, GET THAT FUCKIN JAWN DANTE!!! UR THE FUCKIN MAN DANTE

This is so low and I'm not being mean

ALWAYS A FIRE UPLOAD

Well dante I gotta say another great video? I gotta ask though did the clerk really let you get the big gulp cup for the slurpee? Mine every time I do yells at me in some brown language. His name is goa'uld and his an effeminate whispy vaguely brown bronze man who says he comes from a far off place. His eyes always shimmer at me a sickening yellow whenever I approach the big gulp cups with slurpees on the brain. When I go to buy he makes me tap my debit card on his glimmering eyes and to my surprise it works every time and is actually safer than the card tappers there. I saw once at an Krispy Krunchy I went to order 2 full family buckets (24 pieces each of krispy krunchy heaven, 2 sides each [ mashed potatos and mac and cheese on one and mac and cheese and mashed potatos on the other], double gravy for both and enough biscuits to keep a southern family quiet for an entire dinner. goa'uld i.e. my father (?) one day after his shift clocked out and instead of getting the neon blue 1999 ford taurus my father drives was replaced by a spinning pyramid!(?) Ands thats ultimately what led me to your channel I typed in "Duble glup hey google text grandma I miss you too period Love you exclamation mark" (I was using voice to text on my nokia 24s8 phone while haulin [thats trucker short hand for hauling] ) so I gotta know did you text your grandma and are you related to the cashier?

HUGE WIN

nice good

THE GOAT IS BACK AT IT AGAIN! DANTE WHEN TF ARE YOU GONNA MISS? DUDE IS ON POINT IN EVERY SINGLE UPLOAD AND I CANNOT BELIEVE IT

I'm curious about the best technique for consistency. Can you share some tips ?

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Try it with peach vodka 🔥🔥🔥

THE FUCKING GOAT STRIKES AGAIN!!!

sloppeee

Coke Slurpee, my favorite!

This is GOLD! 😂

that was me in the end of the video homie!

Ultimate algorithm pull

Thank you for this

I get so fucking excited when this mf uploads. Genuinely cannot contain myself.

LOL JAKE!!! TAKE THAT DR HARRIS, AND MRS CLEMENTINE!!!!

I don't know a single person that is going as hard in the cut as fucking Dante. Great upload, please keep these coming.

awesome

I appreciate a video where I don't have to ask questions. Nothing is hidden, everything is up front and in my face. Im glad I have found this, I will be subsciber #3 thanks to this video. Thank you Dante.