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Why You Wouldn't Survive Winter in Westeros
Ever wondered if you’d actually survive winter in Westeros? This isn’t your average snowstorm-think years of endless cold, famine, and a death toll that would make a White Walker blush. In this video, we break down the brutal reality of life in Westeros during winter. Watch as we calculate the insane amount of resources needed and why most of us would be lucky to make it past the first year. Winter isn’t just coming… it’s here.
Next check out The Cost of Keeping Armies in House of the Dragon/Westeros:
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Or check out the Cost of Keeping Dragons in House of the Dragon:
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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
00:40 Winter Length
01:22 Geography
01:57 What Would It Take to Survive
03:41 How Much Food is Actually Needed
05:34 Food Preservation
06:50 The Grim Reality
08:44 Reality Check
09:09 Outro
09:19 For The Real Ones
"The Snow Queen" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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The Cost of Keeping Dragons in House of the Dragon
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  • @nathanielthomas7830
    @nathanielthomas7830 4 години тому

    I would say that the targs (except for daemon on campaign) would own livestock farms to save on cost. Where they would hire some hands to breed them fast and sell the extra if there were any.

  • @PatrickTCAPIreland
    @PatrickTCAPIreland 17 годин тому

    I’m throwing myself into the trident

  • @diamanruby9791
    @diamanruby9791 День тому

    How to survive. Step 1. As soon as you hear “Winter is coming.” Move to Dorne 😭

    • @ProbablyTrueTales
      @ProbablyTrueTales 9 годин тому

      Never visit the Starks or your travil bill will be insane😂

  • @professorsassafras
    @professorsassafras День тому

    How to survive a westeros winter? Become a servant to a noble or king.

    • @ProbablyTrueTales
      @ProbablyTrueTales 9 годин тому

      In hard times you might become food for that noble or king👀

  • @professorsassafras
    @professorsassafras День тому

    You would have to find a way to farm during winter and good luck with that

  • @araceli2827
    @araceli2827 День тому

    You forgot milk (or better, cheese) and eggs as proteins. Just manage to take care of a cow and some chickens. About trees and heat: you can burn another things

  • @ahmadsultan4643
    @ahmadsultan4643 День тому

    I think the "Winters" aren't real winters but more like mini ice age and you still have the normal seasons so maybe in the summers even though it is still cold it would be warm enough to plant winter crops

  • @shamimakhter2223
    @shamimakhter2223 День тому

    Wow very insightful video, can you make a video on how hot dragonfire is? #Balerion #Vhagar #Vermithor

  • @CheeseCrumbs00
    @CheeseCrumbs00 День тому

    I think you may be wrong about the amount of people. The 45,000 men include peasants, only 2% may be men-at-arms but the commoners join the fight too. The population of the riverlands is probably less than 2.25 million.

  • @gattzflappa6306
    @gattzflappa6306 2 дні тому

    Pimican can be made to last for 3 to 5 years without any modern storage techniques (i.e. vacuum sealing). In a frozen environment that could be stretched into 10 years easily. It's just dried meat, fat, and salt. Honey could also be used to store vegetables for a very long time. Grain in a frozen environment will also keep almost indefinitely provided you can keep it dry.

  • @NattyNuke
    @NattyNuke 2 дні тому

    I’m from New England, I’m all set thanjs

  • @ilse9744
    @ilse9744 2 дні тому

    🚨🚨 afrikaans asoiaf youtuber spotted 🚨🚨 die skok van jou aksent hoor was groot, maar goeie video! keep it up!

  • @SirGalahad-Azo
    @SirGalahad-Azo 2 дні тому

    There are harbours, u idiot , unless its war seage, u can trade with other countries for higher prices

  • @crackedhammer4612
    @crackedhammer4612 2 дні тому

    I can see lords letting the soldiers loot after the battlefield or distributing the items of the defeated with the idea of “we don’t have coins at the moment but you can have this helmet and sword to replace/cover the cost we owe you.”

  • @Briantrenne
    @Briantrenne 2 дні тому

    Rural Minnesota is pretty close to the lands of always winter…. Well, in the winter anyway

  • @mremu4358
    @mremu4358 2 дні тому

    *Reads title* bold of you to assume I wouldn't use my knowledge here to start a cult to serve me and Tzeentch my way through to the iron throne.

  • @DylanOfTheTower
    @DylanOfTheTower 2 дні тому

    I think you underestimate one thing... having that dog in you

  • @MVargic
    @MVargic 3 дні тому

    When properly frozen and sheltered from the elements and animals , food can remain nutritious basically indefinitely even though it quickly becomes tasteless and bland. Sausages or bread made from a sack of flour that has been buried in snow for 5 years wouldn't taste great but would still nourish the body and prevent starvation. Survival foods like pemmican and hardtack biscuits can last years even at room temperature.

  • @samwisegamgee6532
    @samwisegamgee6532 3 дні тому

    I think it would be even worse. 2000 cal is the average for a people in modern rich countries where a lot is done by machines. In medieval times, you would need much more energy for everyday tasks. I think you can easily double all your numbers.

  • @anton2192
    @anton2192 3 дні тому

    George didn't think about it.

  • @dinothunder629
    @dinothunder629 4 дні тому

    Going home is less expensive because everyone is dead

  • @henmar354
    @henmar354 4 дні тому

    Loved the video.... but also... this is a very south african sounding accent.

  • @petertom92
    @petertom92 4 дні тому

    Would be a knight at the Reach, but I hate bugs, so since I hate cold I would never go to North, and I hate other peasants so KL is not an option either.. so ... I guess I just starve to death xD

  • @Sjinu-sc1fu
    @Sjinu-sc1fu 4 дні тому

    If Westeros was going to survive they would really need crops and wild plants that have adapted to the Winters. Like a super potato that grows completely fine in Winter, i mean how else would the North survive at all? They can’t be hunting constantly to sustain a population up there. The wildlings could definitely do that, if they had a way to move around effectively to follow the food- but even just the North would need a native crop to feed its people. The other Kingdoms would be so screwed unless the whole continent besides Dorne had things that grew in winter. Winters are completely random to their length, so…the peasants would rebel almost immediately or just die. George really needs an explanation lolll. We have ice wights and ice spiders, so some sort of fantasy crops wouldn’t hurt the world lmaooo could even like…have some sort of medieval greenhouse or something…idk westeros would literally not exist otherwise they had a way to keep the peasants from freezing and starving lmao. The rich would either have no peasants, or no one would subscribe to their Feudalistic lives and would have at least went to a Nomadic hunting life, like the real life natives to the Arctic- such as the Inuit and Sámi, or they move to the Coast to live off Fish and seals, and what ever other source of food they could scrounge

    • @ProbablyTrueTales
      @ProbablyTrueTales 4 дні тому

      Maybe the ice in the north is full of nutrients

    • @Sjinu-sc1fu
      @Sjinu-sc1fu 4 дні тому

      *jon snow crunching on some ice in the corner*

  • @toncek9981
    @toncek9981 4 дні тому

    My personal theory is that the Westerosi winter is like a short magical ice age, or the whole climate in Westeros is actually magical ice age with warm (summer) and cold (winter) oscillations. This way you get the magical several years long summers and winters, but there's still a natural season cycle. This means that during the magical winter there's still a warm period of natural summer (albeit shorter and less warm than during magical summer) that allows some form of agriculture and survival of the feudal agricultural society. Also you would expect Westerosi society being quite adapted for this phenomenon (not that it's all that apparent from the books), so stuff like great granaries packed with years of summer harvest should be a thing, maybe combined with the adoption/cultivation of crops suitable for harsher climate and long term storage. In places like the North, you would expect population being partially/seasonally nomadic and focused more on husbandry than farming.

    • @ProbablyTrueTales
      @ProbablyTrueTales 4 дні тому

      Great theory, I think our boy George should add maybe hints in the upcoming books, since winter is here, just for the hardcore fans.

  • @goldentears23
    @goldentears23 4 дні тому

    These numbers are super bloated.

  • @wallybonejengles5595
    @wallybonejengles5595 4 дні тому

    "Food could be imported from other regions." Are you gonna haul it hundreds of miles through 8 feet of snow? And that's just the south. Imagine trying to get food to Winterfell through blizzards and 20 foot snow drifts?

  • @JoseOspina23
    @JoseOspina23 4 дні тому

    i think u found ur audience

  • @cosaicole7139
    @cosaicole7139 5 днів тому

    The most interesting thing about logistics of the medieval time period is how little nobles understood hunger. In the art of war Sun tzu went to great lengths to get the idea of hunger which of course a young emperor has literally never experienced into his head. Its so important it could make or break a campaign

  • @chamithathukorala1985
    @chamithathukorala1985 5 днів тому

    W o W

  • @chrisnotyou
    @chrisnotyou 6 днів тому

    Probably because its not real, and thus would never have the occasion to do so.

  • @brendanmuller7301
    @brendanmuller7301 6 днів тому

    Fredrick the great did something similar

  • @bishopbling4115
    @bishopbling4115 6 днів тому

    With winters like that I'd imagine Northerners would develop a tradition of cannibalism. 💀

  • @goignyrgujonsson1818
    @goignyrgujonsson1818 6 днів тому

    If he is basing firewood needed in colder climates, and uses Skandinavía as a comparison, there would be a lot more than 5 in a household. Often there would be 3 generatons living together and often 5-10 children. So 5 ina household is a far cry from that...

  • @professorsassafras
    @professorsassafras 6 днів тому

    How do Giants exist? Is there a giant history?

    • @ProbablyTrueTales
      @ProbablyTrueTales 6 днів тому

      Not a scientist but probably when a mommy giant and a daddy giant love each other very much they plant a seed that grows into a giant. But I could be wrong🤔

    • @professorsassafras
      @professorsassafras 6 днів тому

      @ProbablyTrueTales true you got me there 😅 but is there any history on them?

    • @ProbablyTrueTales
      @ProbablyTrueTales 5 днів тому

      Great question! I should probably do a bit of research

  • @matthewburdick4966
    @matthewburdick4966 6 днів тому

    Winters and summers have seasons too though. There are false springs, ect.

  • @nicolaenicolae3289
    @nicolaenicolae3289 6 днів тому

    It's winter mate, the world is your fridge, I doubt the food will spoil while frozen and you forgoten about the dairy an eggs as well 😅

  • @KateeAngel
    @KateeAngel 6 днів тому

    We would also probably get some local infection which we are not immune to and die immediately 😂

  • @trentonsmith5983
    @trentonsmith5983 6 днів тому

    Hey man, cannabalism exists. Just sayin.

  • @ceresbane
    @ceresbane 6 днів тому

    I get the feeling during long winters Dorne actually has ideal conditions for farming and if the winter lasts long enough it becomes a green land.

  • @Typesoul
    @Typesoul 7 днів тому

    2000 calories is wrong go for 1400

  • @pizzas4breakfast
    @pizzas4breakfast 7 днів тому

    Might go play some frostpunk after this.

  • @hiimryan2388
    @hiimryan2388 7 днів тому

    Noobs talk about tactics and “pros”talk about logistics. A real professional juggles between the two while trying not to die from dysentery while at the same time messages close confidants so that political rivals won’t frame them. Oh and overseeing punishments and other stuff.

    • @ProbablyTrueTales
      @ProbablyTrueTales 6 днів тому

      Yea I think I’ll double it and give it to the next guy

  • @hiimryan2388
    @hiimryan2388 7 днів тому

    Considering that Siberian tribes don’t die off like this annually I think there’s something wrong with the math.

    • @ProbablyTrueTales
      @ProbablyTrueTales 6 днів тому

      That’s the key, tribes, not a whole civilisation

    • @hiimryan2388
      @hiimryan2388 6 днів тому

      @ you forget that tribes do form civilizations. My ancestors the Manchu did just that. Despite living in the cold ahh Siberian wilderness they mustered enough men to even conquer China

    • @KateeAngel
      @KateeAngel 6 днів тому

      They have winter for only few months. In the summer enough food grows for reindeer and other animals.

    • @hiimryan2388
      @hiimryan2388 6 днів тому

      @ the point is that by examining the lives of the peoples there we can see there’s more to the story. For example harvesting fish with horses and feeding said horses with the fish in the winter

  • @andrewward5891
    @andrewward5891 7 днів тому

    Old Nan said during the Long Night mothers would smother their newborns to keep them from starving to death. In House of Dragons over 2000 old northern warriors volunteer to go south to fight with winter coming. A death in battle was preferable to dying shivering in their beds and being a burden on their family during the winter.

  • @SushiBandit28
    @SushiBandit28 7 днів тому

    This makes me wonder, what stops all the lords from taking over Dorne and just using it as a snowbird getaway?

  • @cauanfuentespessoa9837
    @cauanfuentespessoa9837 7 днів тому

    The size of the riverlands is also important, it's like 170 million acres total, even if only 10% of the land is arable, which in the "river" lands seems unlikely, that still would be enough land to feed the population. Love the video btw

    • @andrewward5891
      @andrewward5891 7 днів тому

      I’m sure there would be a lot of ice fishing during winter in the Riverlands which would provide some extra protein. But it wouldn’t take long to overfish the rivers.

  • @Lorryslorryss
    @Lorryslorryss 7 днів тому

    In our world, we get things like 536 or the 1816 year without summer. I'm not sure what kind of society would exist in a place where the winters happen every decade and are worse than 536. I'm pretty sure there could be settled humans in the south. But I wonder if most of Westeros would be made up of low density nomadic tribes, rather than complex agrarian societies.

  • @themutualfriend5286
    @themutualfriend5286 7 днів тому

    Ha jokes on you I'm Dornish.

  • @brianmoyachiuz905
    @brianmoyachiuz905 7 днів тому

    *_"TONIGHT'S FORECAST A FREEZE IS COMING!"_*