internet friends! My name is Bernard The Bastard. I produce sick beats using my trusty SP404 and MPC. I got into music production because I wanted to impress all the ladies. And guess what? It totally worked! (Just kidding, it didn't work at all). love nothing more than creating fresh, soulful tracks that make your head nod.

When I'm not making music, you can usually find me trolling UA-cam comment sections or binge-watching episodes of The Office (US version, obviously). I'm also a big fan of pizza. I've been in the mood where I make the music that I want to hear, so naturally some people may not like it but if you do that pretty cool.

My music is like a musical time machine that takes you back to a simpler, smoother era. It's perfect for studying, chilling, or just vibing out. And who knows?