Zivaniers
Zivaniers
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Cheesetalica - Gouda Plæterna
Vocals/Rhythm Guitar - James Gouda-field
Lead Guitar - Kirk Haloummett
Bass - Robert Fetaillo
Drums - Lars Ulrswiss
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Відео

Curdnot - People = Swiss
Переглядів 742 місяці тому
Band Members: Frontman - Corey Brie Lead Guitar - Mick Gouda Rhythm Guitar - Jim Manchego Bass - Paulie "The Mozz" Mozzarella Drums - Joey Cheddar Turntables/Samples - Sid Swiss Percussion/Backup Vocals - Clownberg (Cheddar Clown) Percussion - Chris “Whey” Fehn DJ/Sampler - Craig "Stilton" Jones CurdKnot brings an unapologetically brutal sound with complex layers of rhythm, shredding riffs, and...
First I bang the bongos, then I bang your mom
Переглядів 4215 місяців тому
Wake up in the morning, feeling alive, Grab my bongos, ready to jive. Bang 'em loud, bang 'em proud, Got rhythm in my soul, gonna draw a crowd. Sun goes down, moon comes up, Time to strut, time to hum. First i bang these bongos, And then i bang your mom! Wake up in the morning, feeling alive, Grab my bongos, ready to jive. Bang 'em loud, bang 'em proud, Got rhythm in my soul, gonna draw a crowd...
My uncle, ruined my bum hole (ΑΙ generated masterpiece music)
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Now this is a story all about how My uncle ruined my little tight hole, And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how my asshole lost it's tightness from a hairy bear. Haha funny uncle!! So funny! Haha In the woods we go, on a sunny day, Running fast and wild, in a playful way hahahahahahahahahaha! My uncle's quick, he's got those legs of steel, But I won't give up, I'll...
Hard Awkward Lessons (AI Music Generated Shit post)
Переглядів 555 місяців тому
In the quiet of the classroom, I'm a trembling wreck, Feeling every heartbeat, like a drumming deck. The teacher's eyes lock onto mine, I'm lost at sea, To rise and speak, but all I want is to flee. Oh, the agony I bear, in this seat so cold, A raging boner, a tale untold. I'm drowning in shame, in this cruel spotlight, As I grapple with this nightmare, in the harsh classroom light. Every whisp...
AfroChihuahua - AI Generated Music Shitpost
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In the heart of the disco, where the lights are bright, Struts a chihuahua with all his might. With an afro so grand, and pants so wide, He's the disco king, with nothing to hide. With the bitches around, he's in his prime, His charm and style, trembling sublime. In his disco groove, he catches their eye, Afro Chihuahua, barking high! Afro Chihuahua, shittin' on the floor, In his shiny shirt, h...
The Crusty Clash of the Dwarven Crock (AI Generated Music)
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Ho, dwarves of might and stout of heart, Gather 'round, let's make a start. A tale of glory, a quest so grand, For the cookie jar, we'll make our stand! Through sugary caves and chocolate streams, We march as one, chasing sweet dreams. With doughy determination, we'll prevail , No crumb too small, no task to fail! We will not fail! Marching through the depths, stout and bold, Dwarven warriors, ...
Cheeserotica ASMR - AI Shitposting NSFW - (Am really sorry about this one)
Переглядів 245 місяців тому
"Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should" Am really sorry
Daddy's Vintage Milk - Creamy Funkadelics (AI Generated Music Shitpost)
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In the psychedelic haze of the early '70s, a motley crew of musicians stumbled upon each other in the unlikeliest of places: a dairy farm turned commune. Bonding over a shared love for creamy melodies and questionable metaphors, they christened themselves "Creamy Funkadelics." Their journey to stardom was as unconventional as their name suggests. Rumor has it that their first gig was a imprompt...
It is Wednesday my dudes! (AI Generated Music)
Переглядів 1896 місяців тому
In the murky depths of the swamp, where shadows dance, A lone warrior rises, armed with sword and stance. A frog of steel, with eyes ablaze, his quest begun, To seek out Wednesdays, before the setting sun. Through bamboo thickets, he slashes with might, His battle cry echoes through the dead of night. (Chorus) "It is Wednesday, my dudes!" he cries to the sky, A primal roar, as he leaps to defy....
Twerkin' Granny Grooves (AI Generated music shitpost)
Переглядів 1886 місяців тому
Yo, gather round, it's story time, About grandma's moves, so sublime. Grandpa's in his chair, with a gleam in his eye, As grandma starts twerking, reaching for the sky. In their cozy den, the scene's set to unfold, With grandma's twerking, a sight to behold. She's breaking it down, like a twerk machine, Grandpa's cheering loud, "You're a wrinkly queen!" (Osteoporosis!) Her hips don't lie, they'...
AvantgardRetroactivePostImprovTechnoJazzcore - Rare Demo!!! (AI Generated shitposting)
Переглядів 966 місяців тому
Introducing The Funky Harambes, a jazz band born from the cosmic collision of avant-garde madness and retroactive nostalgia. Led by the enigmatic frontman Jazzmo "Banana" Bonobo, their wild improvisations and banana-fueled antics captivated audiences for four decades. With Beatboxin' Bonzo on drums, Groovy Gorilla on bass, and the mysterious Harambe on keys, their one and only demo single, "Ava...
The Ballad of Sheriff Otter: Howlin' Tales from the Otterlaw West (AI Generated Shitpost)
Переглядів 2476 місяців тому
Created at Udio.com There's a tale that's told, of a lawman's stance An otter with a star, and he's leading the dance With a twitch of his whiskers, and a tip of his hat He owned the west, much more than just that On the dusty trail, he ruled without fear He's the scoundrel's dread, every outlaw's sneer Each showdown his legend did enhance With a fur so slick, in sunlight it'd dance [Pre-Chorus...
Dog of War: Paws of Olympuss (AI generated shitpost)
Переглядів 836 місяців тому
This song was created using AI www.udio.com/ Paws of steel ready to react Tails wag in hesitation Barking at the feline nation (Stand, defend) With a growl and a hiss they prepare for the blitz Battle lines drawn who will own the eclipse? (They're here, so near) Feline eyes from far above, invade the canine spree Claws out, cats chant: ‘Surrender to our furry decree’ Alert the hounds, send the ...
The Unforeseen Operatics - Accidents Happen (AI generated shitposting)
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A band that's less about hitting high notes and more about not hitting anything else! Comprised entirely of eunuchs, this group stumbled into the music scene after a series of unfortunate mishaps involving rogue gardening equipment, overzealous pet grooming, and an ill-fated trip to the local blender emporium. Lead by Maestro Snips, a man with a voice that could charm the birds from the trees (...
Lumber Fury - Beaver's Wrath (AI generated Heavy Metal)
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Lumber Fury - Beaver's Wrath (AI generated Heavy Metal)
Helldivers 2 but Mario and Sonic are making out please make them stop
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Helldivers 2 but Mario and Sonic are making out please make them stop
Cotton Eye Joe but it's Destiny 2 and every time he says Cotton Eye Joe it gets faster
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Cotton Eye Joe but it's Destiny 2 and every time he says Cotton Eye Joe it gets faster
Left 4 Dead 2 But we went to Japan to claim our breeding VISAs
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Left 4 Dead 2 But we went to Japan to claim our breeding VISAs
Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello, my ragtime gal - Ready or Not
Переглядів 70Рік тому
Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello, my ragtime gal - Ready or Not
Ready or Not but we finally cooperate good enough to get an S
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Ready or Not but we finally cooperate good enough to get an S
Ready or Not but we are trigger Happy about the new update.
Переглядів 24Рік тому
Ready or Not but we are trigger Happy about the new update.
PUBG but i KMS and we use a waterstone to evolve eevee to vaporeon.
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PUBG but i KMS and we use a waterstone to evolve eevee to vaporeon.
Ready or not but we weren't ready at all
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Ready or not but we weren't ready at all
ARK what the heck is this?
Переглядів 392 роки тому
ARK what the heck is this?
OH SHIT
Переглядів 184 роки тому
OH SHIT
OH SHIT AGAIN
Переглядів 154 роки тому
OH SHIT AGAIN
Ridin' round town with my Jeep Stuff, Jeep Stuff
Переглядів 2054 роки тому
Ridin' round town with my Jeep Stuff, Jeep Stuff
Rare car on car action gone wrong (GONE SEXUAL)
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Rare car on car action gone wrong (GONE SEXUAL)
PUBG - Hand up glitch
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PUBG - Hand up glitch

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @despair1837
    @despair1837 3 місяці тому

    Bobr kurwa ja pirdole

  • @SukunaDex
    @SukunaDex 3 місяці тому

    JA PIERDOLE ! 🦫

  • @BluePhrognik
    @BluePhrognik 4 місяці тому

    This goes so fucking hard

  • @koncerz
    @koncerz 4 місяці тому

    Kurwa YES 🇵🇱

  • @OlanWebb
    @OlanWebb 5 місяців тому

    They should play that on the radio

  • @nullvoid3990
    @nullvoid3990 5 місяців тому

    freemason pedo anthems

  • @bulkvanderhuge9006
    @bulkvanderhuge9006 5 місяців тому

    So many arms!

    • @zivaniers
      @zivaniers 5 місяців тому

      They are needed for the bongos

  • @Chris-vb8re
    @Chris-vb8re 5 місяців тому

    Disgusting

  • @Rick-np9vz
    @Rick-np9vz 5 місяців тому

    UA-cam allows shit like this and censors my comments!

  • @Shivaismysaviour
    @Shivaismysaviour 5 місяців тому

    Wonder how long this will stay up

  • @nelsonx5326
    @nelsonx5326 5 місяців тому

    So, all these songs in poor taste popping up in my recommend like mushrooms on a rainy day are being written by AI programs? The same AI that is going to enslave us in about 10 years?

    • @zivaniers
      @zivaniers 5 місяців тому

      Yeah lyrics, music everything. You just give prompts.

    • @joveanmcnasty7652
      @joveanmcnasty7652 5 місяців тому

      Prepare your butthole.

  • @nelsonx5326
    @nelsonx5326 5 місяців тому

    Oh yeah, back in the day. Good ol' Unkie Toonce. He wasn't a real uncle. The things us kids would do for a cigarette.

  • @stevelangstroth5833
    @stevelangstroth5833 5 місяців тому

    A.I. -- as sick as its creator.

  • @DeepCurve300
    @DeepCurve300 5 місяців тому

    I was concieved to this song 😊❤

    • @zivaniers
      @zivaniers 5 місяців тому

      Omg me too! My dad still to this day even shows me the video 🤗

  • @wheressteve
    @wheressteve 5 місяців тому

    Wholesome stories of a backwoods childhood.....

    • @Rick-np9vz
      @Rick-np9vz 5 місяців тому

      Your sarcasm is dripping!

  • @NitwitsWorld
    @NitwitsWorld 5 місяців тому

    Hey there! I just wanted to share with you that I think I've found one of the best 80s songs ever. My sister used to listen to it all the time back in the day and she even told me that she saw something extraordinary in the music video - polish beavers riffing on electric guitars! I mean, how cool is that? She said it was a once in a lifetime experience and I totally believe her. Do you have any favorite 80s songs?

  • @NitwitsWorld
    @NitwitsWorld 5 місяців тому

    One of the best songs of the 90s! My grandma grooved to this song before Grandpa almost had a stroke. Great song for the 90s 😂

    • @zivaniers
      @zivaniers 5 місяців тому

      I remember my grandma singing me this as a kid to go and sleep!

    • @NitwitsWorld
      @NitwitsWorld 5 місяців тому

      @@zivaniers based

  • @jayjay15247
    @jayjay15247 5 місяців тому

    Such innocent childhood games

  • @DavidLS1
    @DavidLS1 5 місяців тому

    You know you wanted it. 👌

  • @StealthTRD
    @StealthTRD 5 місяців тому

    Uncle Rick

  • @aliciapekr
    @aliciapekr 5 місяців тому

    afrochihuahua

  • @winstonsmith8597
    @winstonsmith8597 6 місяців тому

    This may be an innuendo for something else, I think.

  • @triplepyrite
    @triplepyrite 6 місяців тому

    oh shit in on the ground floor of this one

  • @yes3443
    @yes3443 6 місяців тому

    Gay porn meets solid gold rock.

  • @shawermus
    @shawermus 6 місяців тому

    People in 2020: AI would only take professions that don't require creativity, an AI will never replace an artist or musician. AI in 2024:

    • @zivaniers
      @zivaniers 6 місяців тому

      It does have a lot of trial and errors, and lots of lost braincells. But it's a really fun procedure to see what rhythm or tone or lyrics it will come up with next.

  • @Schmojo_the_fluffy
    @Schmojo_the_fluffy 6 місяців тому

    The AI seems confused about the kind of dwarf, but it just makes it better.

    • @zivaniers
      @zivaniers 6 місяців тому

      That's the hard (and most randomly fun part) of the AI lmao. You got one thing in mind and it throws something else

  • @Schmojo_the_fluffy
    @Schmojo_the_fluffy 6 місяців тому

    Well it does slap.

  • @joshcunningham5432
    @joshcunningham5432 6 місяців тому

    Fucking awesome, I'm crying, I love it

    • @zivaniers
      @zivaniers 6 місяців тому

      Just like my papa used to say, when he was making me with this anthem blasting in the background

  • @SjoerdDekker
    @SjoerdDekker 6 місяців тому

    Those lyrics are by mad’s Don Lawrence 🤘👊

  • @debm8313
    @debm8313 6 місяців тому

    Ill say something...ad some banjo

  • @NatsukiHoshiko_Reimu
    @NatsukiHoshiko_Reimu 6 місяців тому

    :D

  • @CaffeLatent
    @CaffeLatent 6 місяців тому

    🌭

  • @rogermontejo2986
    @rogermontejo2986 6 місяців тому

    Xd?

    • @zivaniers
      @zivaniers 6 місяців тому

      Boredom and AI, I apologise :D

  • @PinkPoop69
    @PinkPoop69 Рік тому

    Nice title.

  • @anormalmanwithnormalintentions

    Which one of y’all twerk the most

  • @proximayt25
    @proximayt25 Рік тому

    * Reading the title Me: Wait... what?

  • @kittendecomposer592
    @kittendecomposer592 2 роки тому

    5:16 is proof we played pubg before discord

    • @zivaniers
      @zivaniers 2 роки тому

      I was telling you. Also why the fuck are you here.

  • @kittendecomposer592
    @kittendecomposer592 2 роки тому

    Booba Trap

  • @kittendecomposer592
    @kittendecomposer592 8 років тому

    u suk

  • @Invexpo
    @Invexpo 8 років тому

    :D

  • @GrisyStone
    @GrisyStone 8 років тому

    Good video ! Continue !

    • @zivaniers
      @zivaniers 8 років тому

      +GrisyStone Thanks mate :). Your videos are nice too.

  • @pouckis90
    @pouckis90 9 років тому

    you are one of us now. ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US

  • @kittendecomposer592
    @kittendecomposer592 9 років тому

    god i sound so awful..DELETE IT