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The Bait Debate
Today the guys troll specific media fandoms by giving them hot take bait.
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Відео

Naked
Переглядів 30 тис.2 роки тому
The guys share awkward spa stories, then rank the best/worst places to be naked.
Video Game Tier List
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Bob's hot take on Pokémon... Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's... Find out where the guys these games and many more!
Broken News
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In the spirit of the Distractible LIVE episodes on the Distractible UA-cam channel, Mark takes Bob and Wade through a variety of headlines and news articles... riffing ensues.
Solving The Unsolvable
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Why humans sleep, the creation of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these great mysteries...
Musical Memories
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First kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to specific life moments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Go With Your Gut
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Door-to-door salesmen, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about the accuracy of their gut feelings.
Bob Doesn't Know
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Instead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dark.
The Distractible Gameshow
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Bob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite gameshows, then surprises them with his very own show: "Are You Morons?"
Fast Food Tier List
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The legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonalds, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank these and many other fast food spots!
The Boys Bet It All
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Mark whips up a new timed gamemode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to find their topic, the more points they get deducted and added to the winner's pot...
Before We Die
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The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items.
Conspiracy Theories
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The Aladdin Exception, Ghost Kitchens, Snowden & The NSA: today the guys dive deep (but hopefully not too deep) into some of their favorite conspiracy theories.
Worst World Records
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Bob shares the story of Sir Hugh Beaver, while Mark and Wade fight to find the most shocking and disturbing World Records.

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @goosebums67
    @goosebums67 2 дні тому

    Psych student here! One of the leading theories as to why people need sleep is for the brain to conduct what is known as “neurological pruning.” It is essentially shuffles memories and information into short term and long term memory, as well as trimming away unneeded or less prioritized information. In essence, it’s for the brain to make sure you’re not overloaded on information that you’ve accumulated over the day, be it conscious or subconscious.

  • @AnfaalTheGulBoy
    @AnfaalTheGulBoy 10 днів тому

    i skipped from Bob's broken betterhelp ad to mark saying "IM GONNA BLOW UP THE SUN". What an experience

  • @mustachecrab9669
    @mustachecrab9669 17 днів тому

    Sad to imagine the moral hoops they have to jump through in order to accept a sponsor from better help, putting especially vulnerable people in more danger by abusing the trust people have in them. Research your sponsors before you accept them, think of the people, not the revenue.

  • @matthewjoslin6777
    @matthewjoslin6777 21 день тому

    Here's mine. There's no actually good Pokémon game. The more you play them the bigger the flaws become.

  • @inheavenandinhell
    @inheavenandinhell 26 днів тому

    49:58 🤣 Bobiplier fusion dance lmao

  • @waterboiii5622
    @waterboiii5622 28 днів тому

    Listening to this from Sout Africa...

  • @michaellynes3540
    @michaellynes3540 Місяць тому

    46:21 That was the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. Wade saying maggots made me puke. That’s horrible.

  • @elwoodjacobs4353
    @elwoodjacobs4353 Місяць тому

    I don't know where & when everyone else has gone to Waffle House to say that it's so bad. I have _never once_ had a bad experience at Waffle House. The food has always been delicious, the service has ranged from decent to great, & I have never seen a fight or ruckus break out in one. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I haven't gone to a Waffle House at night or something, or it's just that I've only ever gone to good ones & the entire rest of them are terrible, but I'm getting so sick & tired of people ragging on Waffle House.

  • @jrbaxterstockman548
    @jrbaxterstockman548 Місяць тому

    Went to a rave at a barn in the middle of nowhere a friend was DJing at. I don't drink, I didn't do anything besides weed. And everyone there was either drunk af or high out of their mind. I spent the night handing out bottles of water and keeping people from getting too close to a bonfire. When I went to the bathroom coming back, a drunk girl in heels holding a food truck paper dish thing walks in front of me and totally biffs it walking on the dirt. She utters one word as she falls. "Fuck, my taco!" Helped her up, the taco could not be salvaged so she went on her way. Turned around just in time to see a tiki torch on that was knocked on the ground, currently burning directly in front of a giant bush on the side of the barn. It had already started burning the portion closest to it. I calmly picked up the torch, capped it, put it aside in a nearby empty trough, found a nearby hose connected to a spicket, and proceeded to hose down the bush and the side of the barn for good measure. Watched my buddy's set, had a taco and went home safely. I felt bad for the girl, that taco was delicious!

  • @lfbp7051
    @lfbp7051 Місяць тому

    Damn

  • @dawnpowers7626
    @dawnpowers7626 Місяць тому

    They just zipped right over the part where Mark said, "Probably the people who built that sauna are in the cement foundation." Like OH MY GOD, and they just kept right on going with the conversation.

  • @dawnpowers7626
    @dawnpowers7626 Місяць тому

    Oh man, I hope Wade wins this one. My sides hurt from laughing. I'm crying.

  • @Coff33Drink3r02
    @Coff33Drink3r02 Місяць тому

    Mark betrayed the glasses community. We no longer welcome him.

  • @dawnpowers7626
    @dawnpowers7626 Місяць тому

    Bob: Sexy sand info. Wade: "Anakin would disagree." lolololololololol

  • @anthonystaton3740
    @anthonystaton3740 Місяць тому

    Thank you for the uploads

  • @pajamas3068
    @pajamas3068 Місяць тому

    the video looks so disturbing its funny

  • @dawnpowers7626
    @dawnpowers7626 Місяць тому

    Punnet square!!

  • @researchersiks
    @researchersiks Місяць тому

    Is k pop a WHAT

  • @maddymoomyers
    @maddymoomyers 2 місяці тому

    Dude I can’t get enough sleep. I’m always exhausted. I don’t know why

    • @JellieFluff
      @JellieFluff Місяць тому

      I'm always cold which makes me eepy

    • @barbecuedsimsbaby
      @barbecuedsimsbaby 29 днів тому

      look into cfs and see a doctor :)

    • @natenicholls1728
      @natenicholls1728 25 днів тому

      Go to a doctor. You could have a vitamin deficiency. I had this problem. Turns out I'm very deficient in B12

    • @barbecuedsimsbaby
      @barbecuedsimsbaby 25 днів тому

      @@natenicholls1728 yeah- it can cause CFS

  • @kinglittlecaesar9013
    @kinglittlecaesar9013 2 місяці тому

    My tier list Dennys: Had it once in my life, don’t remember it at all. IHOP: Same thing with Dennys Waffle House: Never had it, but the fights makes me wonder if I should even risk myself on trying it. Wendy’s: A, but low A since they took away their grilled chicken sandwich that tasted like McDonald’s Grilled Chicken Sandwich Burger King: B, love the burgers as a kid, but their quality has gone downhill and their mayo nowadays is fucking disgusting McDonald’s: S, need I say more? Chick-Fil-A: D, controversy aside, I never feel full after having a meal there Five Guys: A, had it a few times, so far they’re really good In-&-Out: A, Its been a decade, but I remember loving it during my trip at San Deigo Pizza Hut: B, Used to love as a kid, nowadays its decent Dominoes: B, though I might rank it up to A if I give it a try. Papa John’s: A, Despite the controversy with the big papa, pizza is still solid. Little Caesars: S, affordable, yet delicious Taco Bell: S, might be my personal favorite (unless we count Outback, Red Lobster, Margaritaville or Red Robin) Fizzolis: never had it Rising Canes: D, I agree with Mark Penn Station: never had it Subway: B, more options than Jimmy Johns Jimmy Johns: higher B, veggies taste fresher than Subway Skyline: never had it Goldstar: never had it Steak N Shake: never had it Freddy’s: only had it once, don’t remember Panda Express; D, had it once my early flight, taste bland as hell, and then I felt sick. KFC: B, pretty good, don’t have one nearby and they’re pricy Popeyes: A, the best chicken place imo Arby’s: I need to try more of their stuff, but so far its ok White Castle: never had it Chipotle: A, my childhood favorite, oddly enough, and their Barbacoa burrito is very filling on an empty stomach DQ: A, I completely disagree with Bob, the food is actually good. Not like McDonald’s or Taco Bell good, but its really solid. But if were talking about their deserts, S Checkers/Raleighs: never had it Long John Silvers: Only had it once at the Mall of America, and not only I was given a small meal that was pricey, but it was meh as hell. And theres already a better place in the mall that serves fish, and thats Margaritaville. So Mark, I hate to say this, but… F Sonic: A, I always go there once or twice whenever I watch my parents house, and their foods are pretty good, but their slushies and deserts are the selling point. LaRosas: never had it Big Boy: never had it Whataburger: never had it Culvers; A, Don’t get it too often, but so far I’m digging their foods Jack In The Box: never had it

  • @GazpachoMacho
    @GazpachoMacho 3 місяці тому

    The thing they are assuming about God is that He has a physical form. He does not. He is a spirit. As such we cannot see him because we are physical.

    • @JellieFluff
      @JellieFluff Місяць тому

      ,,,Or maybe he isn't real, considering the mass amount of contradictions and false information in the Bible, the fact none of the writers can get right who was witnessing what, and the fact we have no evidence of the majority of the stuff that is claimed in there?

    • @GazpachoMacho
      @GazpachoMacho Місяць тому

      @@JellieFluff Let me give you some practical advice man. A few decades of pleasure and instant gratification isn't worth an eternity of punishment. Pleasure is not happiness. And if you can't understand the difference I feel sorry for you. Sin will never satisfy you. It's like a drug. The more you take it the more you will be looking to do it in increasing increments until it consumes you. Your issue isn't whether or not God exists. Your issue is you don't want God telling you can't do something because it is wrong. And that if you do it anyway you will be punished. There are consequences to doing what is evil. “For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God” Corinthians 1:18

    • @GazpachoMacho
      @GazpachoMacho Місяць тому

      @@JellieFluff But to show you that I feel no spite, I looked at your pfp and I like the art style I see. And I saw your vids. You have some good talent and I admire your ability. And I saw a thumbnail that says your mom was abusive. I'm sorry to hear that. For all I know that may be true. And I'm not angry at your hate, because at this point I have grown used to it by hearing it from most people. But I want you to know that no matter who you are I value you as a human being.

    • @Goremejy
      @Goremejy 10 днів тому

      how exactly do you know god doesnt have a physical form, if they exist? have you met them to confirm this? if god existed it would be much more than a spirit i imagine

    • @JellieFluff
      @JellieFluff 10 днів тому

      @GazpachoMacho you're welcome to have your religion but I can assure you, I'd be going to hell whether I gave up everything I loved and valued in my human life or not. Not only that, but you are INCREDIBLY wrong about why I gave up the Christian thing. Also, no hate to you, I have Christian family and my boyfriend is Catholic. I was just in a pissy mood when I commented that, honestly, and seeing religion randomly can be triggering for reasons I'm going to explain. I'm never going to buy it a second time. If you want to know why, keep reading, but I'll tell you now, it's grizzly. This isn't me "venting in a comments section," and nobody is required to read it. I'm just trying to explain *why* I'm tired of seeing religious stuff in comments sections, and why I could never stomach being religious again. I was raised heavily religious. I was probably the most devout little kid ever. Went to bed every night after reading the book, slept with a religious radio show on- I took my bible to school and read it in my free time and was constantly trying to convert other literal children. Needless to say, I was definitely someone god would have his eyes on if he was real. When I was 7 years old, I was put in a psychiatric ward for 9 months. Despite all the religion, all the praying for it to end, all the begging I did, god couldn't make my parents, one of whom was a christian woman, stop abusing me, and I developed severe mental issues. For 8 of those months, a man who was ALSO Christian forced himself on me under threat of murdering and assaulting my 5 year old roommate. I begged god. Every single night. To make it end. I asked him why he wasn't doing anything, why he wouldn't make it end. I thought I had pissed him off and that he was punishing me. I asked him to at least save the other little kid if he hated me too much to save me. He did nothing. If he's real, he ignored the hundreds, maybe thousands of prayers I sent. My every waking moment was spent either out loud or in my own head, praying, reading that book, desperate for him to make the torture end. You know what made the torture finally end? It wasn't god. He either moved back to or went to visit his family elsewhere, and the next month, I went home. No god saved us. No god stepped in and made sure one of his most devoted followers wasn't tortured. I endured it. I stayed religious for years even despite that. It took even more trauma from my parents and other situations around me, plus a healthy dose of finding out just how homophobic and transphobic faith tends to be for me to finally realise I was being played. As I said. If this was too much to read, or too dark, it wasn't required reading. I just wanted to point out that it's definitely not "worldly pleasures" or whatever keeping me away. It's the fact god, if real, ignored a desperate CHILD who was being sexually tortured to the point I will likely never be able to have kids of my own.

  • @alexandersigworth9333
    @alexandersigworth9333 3 місяці тому

    the part with nostalgia being considered a illness kind ruined the rest of this episode for me god that's fucking awful but thats history for you

  • @alexandersigworth9333
    @alexandersigworth9333 3 місяці тому

    may the firth'st be with you

  • @GazpachoMacho
    @GazpachoMacho 3 місяці тому

    Being the best loser is still better than being the worst loser.

  • @Rowanbeastmaster
    @Rowanbeastmaster 3 місяці тому

    I like chic-fil-a food and policies

  • @tylerlane2159
    @tylerlane2159 3 місяці тому

    15:12 "alright wade you took 37 seconds so im deducting 37 points." 21:50 "wade you lost 49 points leaving you at 151." Did i miss the part where wade lost an additional 12 points?

    • @bennewbury2572
      @bennewbury2572 Місяць тому

      No Bob took 37 seconds Wade took 49 seconds

  • @EthanTheDinoNerd
    @EthanTheDinoNerd 3 місяці тому

    I find it so funny how creepy Mark and Bob look while you can barely see Wade's nose

  • @PurtchPerkins
    @PurtchPerkins 3 місяці тому

    I like how mark and wade said dragonforce in unison lol

  • @orangexlightning
    @orangexlightning 3 місяці тому

    My tier list in relation to their order. Dennys: Never Had Ihop: C Waffle House: Never had Wendys: S- Burger King: B- McDonalds: D- Chick-Fil-A: Food A+ Policies F Five Guys: S+ In-N-Out: C+ Pizza Hut: D Dominos: B Little Ceasers D+ Papa Johns: Never Had Taco Bell: C+ because of inconsitency Fizzolis: Never had Raising Canes: Never had Penn Station: Never had Subway: C- Because of inconsistency Jimmy Johns: Never had Skyline: Never had Goldstar: Never had Steak-N-Shake: B Freddy's: A- Panda Express: B- KFC: C+ Because of inconsistency Popeyes: A Arbys: F White Castle: Never Had Chipotle: Never Had DQ: B- Checkers/Raleighs: Never had Long John Silvers: Never had Sonic: B LaRosas: Never had Frischs Big Boy: Never had Whataburger: C+ Culvers: Never had Jack In The Box: B+

  • @guhwreg
    @guhwreg 3 місяці тому

    “want me to saw wonderwall?”

  • @matthewjoslin6777
    @matthewjoslin6777 3 місяці тому

    Pokemon isn't the best franchise but I've never encountered anything that challenged my views and expectations of what a game can be. The Game Boy is such a low power system but Pokemon still felt like the biggest game I'd p li played up until God of War.

  • @matthewjoslin6777
    @matthewjoslin6777 4 місяці тому

    Legend of the Hidden Temple was so good when I was young

  • @levmemery
    @levmemery 4 місяці тому

    Good evening Gentle-Liquoner

  • @SmilingMaxine
    @SmilingMaxine 4 місяці тому

    Five guys

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 4 місяці тому

    Man you NEED Sponsorblock to watch this podcast, the sponsored segments are UNREASONABLY long xD

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 4 місяці тому

    I thought the main evidence against Billy Mitchell is that the referee is the guy who cheated at Drag-racing?

    • @quarantinetherustgod
      @quarantinetherustgod Місяць тому

      I'm not sure about that one, but there's a photo of him at the competition he claims to have won that shows the cabinet he played on. The joystick is a different model from an unmodified cabinet, which is a strict requirement for the record. Specifically, the original cabinet joystick only allows for direct up, down, left, and right movement, with the modified version allowing for diagonal movement too. He also just has no evidence. No video footage and no officiation, and just *really insists* that he won.

  • @sjoerdstougie
    @sjoerdstougie 5 місяців тому

    america is weird... you guys got dozens of fastfood chains, wow i only know like 7 of these and have been to 4😂😂😂

    • @orangexlightning
      @orangexlightning 3 місяці тому

      You have to understand that the United States is a *VERY* big place, when compared to like, Europe, and most of our states are as big, if not bigger than entire countries in Europe. Almost half of the places they listed are EXTREMELY region locked, and either only exist in specific regions of the country or are very thinly spread outside of specific regions. Outside of the absolute biggest chains that you can find EVERYWHERE, every individual state has its own cultural identity, and both fast food and restaurant chains that come out of said identity. You're not wrong that there's a LOT of fast food chains, and in fact there's more fast food chains than restaruant chains. But there's a lot of reasoning for that. The US has the most cultural diversity in the world, which brings in a lot of variety by itself, the hyper capitalist culture naturally creates a lot of competitors and rivals, and on top of that, the sheer size of the country just indicates that different places are going to have different options, even without the aspect of cultural diversity.

  • @pajamas3068
    @pajamas3068 5 місяців тому

    Im so happy to hear the ads after so long

  • @dawnpowers7626
    @dawnpowers7626 5 місяців тому

    I loved watching Until Dawn. Watchability differs from playable interest, I guess.

  • @malware8310
    @malware8310 5 місяців тому

    Eh for me Wendy's is a C 😅 it consistent but it's nothing special for me 🤷‍♂️ chick-fil-A Ive only had once and it was a spicy chicken burger and it was...so-so 🤷‍♂️ I dont know if its fair cause of one sandwich but Id put it at high D or low C 😂

  • @Chad-ManYT
    @Chad-ManYT 6 місяців тому

    No one gonna talk about Mark's heavy metal voice at 6:47? No? Ight

  • @leiarobinson3549
    @leiarobinson3549 6 місяців тому

    DUUUUUUUDE I LOVE MXC, my older sister, my dad, and my mom used to watch that show every night at 7pm on Spike TV. We loved that show!! XD We didn't even pick teams we just routed for the contestants and who made it to the end of the obstacle course, that show always made us laugh too. X3 lol Ah man, good times!!

  • @kylieroth2326
    @kylieroth2326 7 місяців тому

    The Russian sleep experiment is fuckin terrifying because yes that specific story is fictitious but I’m sure somewhere in the world that type of experiment has happened. Or it was meant to be torture. The concept that it probably has happened because we do know a lack of sleep will literally cause insanity and I’m scared of whatever scientists first figured that out

    • @JellieFluff
      @JellieFluff Місяць тому

      My mother does it to me to a lesser extent. When she gets mad at me she continuously wakes me up every time I look like I'm drifting off by turning lights on, putting on loud music, yelling at me, etc until I get so tired I start crying lmao

    • @Moxo_
      @Moxo_ Місяць тому

      @@JellieFluff that's abuse my dude, you good?

    • @JellieFluff
      @JellieFluff Місяць тому

      @Moxo_ dw I'm aware, not much I can do about it for many reasons but I'm safe to an extent

    • @danielkiran8174
      @danielkiran8174 Місяць тому

      Russians torture war prisoners all the time. I'm sure that not letting them sleep is one of those ways.

  • @funnyname2518
    @funnyname2518 7 місяців тому

    I always fall asleep to distractible episodes and after spotify got rid of the sleep timer feature this channel is the only thing keeping my insomnia in cheap lol, thank you

  • @ethanp4568
    @ethanp4568 7 місяців тому

    44:25 lol

  • @Mashiromitsumine409
    @Mashiromitsumine409 8 місяців тому

    Bob is pro lgbt smh

    • @Rin_Nya762
      @Rin_Nya762 4 місяці тому

      Ikr. Very cringey. But if what he said is still true, I might go back to Chick-fil-A and enjoy. Cause their chicken is very good and I like their policies.

  • @kylieroth2326
    @kylieroth2326 9 місяців тому

    Social studies- who in history. Geography- where in general + where in history

  • @chasecole6794
    @chasecole6794 9 місяців тому

    11:41 Helix Sleep: Mark over-analyzes Wade's dreams while Bob talks about Helix mattresses. 29:39 Visa: Mark plans to go expensive and buy the best of the best of cameras with Visa, but Bob and Wade are skeptical about his decision making.