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thank you for music. sucks to tab back to skip ads but music:)

0:06 volume 1: survivor 27:54 volume 2: monk 57:01 volume 3: hunter

tf is this shit

Superb! Thank you!

Remember: Axis is powered by the power of "LOVE and FRIENDSHIP". -Chujin

despite having played rain world for 400 hours i can say i have NEVER ascended. goes to say how big the game is

Martlet: You truly are a kind soul, Clover. Clover: Wait a minute... this is Undertale Yellow, NOT Undertale Green. Martlet Uhhh... what...??? Clover, maybe you shouldn't have eaten those packing peanuts earlier.. *Martlet would just sign, wondering if Clover was poisoned*

Martlet Clover, I finally figured out how to do math! *Insert Martlet doing some math spiel* Martlet Therefore I can conclude 77+33 is 100!

Martlet Haha! I am stronger than you! *Sans appears with the stronger than you cover playing* Sans Are you sure about that?

Martlet "Hey Clover! Check out these new clothes I found in the snow!" *Martlet in Papyrys' clothes* Martlet It really gives me the urge to make more puzzles and cook inedible spaghetti! Papyrus HEY... are you calling my spaghetti inedible?? Secondly you need to do the great Papyrus' ultra bone chilling puzzle gauntlet before even considering stealing my clothe- OH MY GOSH IS THAT A HUMAN!?!?

*Martlet spots a cat* Martlet *Gasp* oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh it's a kitty! *Martlet grabs the cat* Martlet It's so adorable!! Wait... aren't cats known for attacking birds..??? Well that doesn't matter! *takes out royal guard handbook* ok.. what does it say about returning a lost cat? *the cat starts to nibble on Martlet as cats start coming out of the darkness *some time later* Clover *looks at Martlet bewildered* Martlet: I hate cats... *cut to Martlet all scratched up aswell as having a portion of feathers missing*

*Clover and Martlet somewhere in new home* Martlet: Clover, what if the real Undertale Yellow was the friends we made along the way? (This is so stupid. I'll call myself out on this one.)

It's super basic, but here we go. Clover: *Picks up acid on the side of the road* Martlet: Oooo mysterious green liquid that was found under a bench! Probably expired, but I call dibs anyways! *Chugs* Starlo: WHAT DO YOU MEAN FEATHERS IS DEAD!?!??! YOU GUYS LEFT FOR CEROBA'S HOUSE 20 SECONDS AGO.

REQUESTS ARE CURRENTLY CLOSED!! Thank you all for the requests! I'll try my best to voice them :3

Heres an except from my momlet fanfic: “Clover means so much to me, we have been through so much together. They are a kind soul, the best I’ve ever met, and they deserve the world. I love them so, so much. They… they are my child, they are my everything. When I became this being, I promised them, that NOTHING would ever hurt them again, especially not the likes of you.”

Axis Simp???🤨🤨🤨

Clover: Martlet Do You Lay Eggs??? Martlet: ...What The F-

RAIN

Martlet : Humans are dangerous

Clover: Martlet, how are babies made? Martlet: well that’s easy, it’s… uh… Both: hmmmmmmmm

Bird up

Martlet: Star, sheriff work is hard, how do you not break your bones all the time? Star: Heh, these guns over here hit hard, Feathers. Nuthin' can scratch 'em! Martlet: Geez, i get it, you're muscular. Star: Who said anythin' 'bout muscles? *gun reloading noises* Martlet: ...well, s#$t.

*Clower is eating candy that they just found in trash can* Martlet: ... How the heck did you get this far?

Ceroba: Wait, you have been in Alphys lab? Have you seen anything? Some fallen monsters? Martlet: Wellllllllllllll... *In retrospection, walks into tru lab, doesn't look at any of fallen monsters, grabs determination and walks away* Martlet: Nope! I haven't seen anyone!

"Have you ever had a dream... that, that you um you had... you'd, you would you could, you'd do, you wi- you wants, you, you could do so, you... you'd do, you could you, you want, you want... him to do you so much you could do anything?"

"You're my friend now. We're having soft tacos later!"

Zenith Martlet:(Screaming in Distorted agony) AHHHHhHH i 'm A PUDDLE Clover:...................... Clover:(after dying multiple times)..........Grovel

Martlet: DONT YOU QUESTION ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF FLIGHT AND FEATHERS ON MY SIDE Berdly: Sis, it’s 2 AM…

Martlet: "Hi, i'm martlet ! I found a human and spared them !" Ceroba: "STARLO IS DEAD" Martlet: "oooooh"

CLOVER I THINK I HAD TO MANY PODS *she fucking melts*

*Sees a puzzle by rouxls kaard "Well this sucks"

Papyrus and Martlet: *Arguing in puzzle* A random human:...what the fu- P and M: *turns around suddenly* HOLY SHIT IS THAT A HUMAN!?

Martlet:I am the b i r d Clover: What Martlet: B I R D

“Ceroba? Clover just called me “mom” what do I do?”

Martlet: Hmmm the puzzles in this video game are amazing! i should take notes for next time i meet a human Berdly: Martlet, all of these tasks take a few seconds, i dont think humans will be intimidated by pressing a button and waiting a bit Martlet: i mean- BERDLY YOU WERE THE IMPOSTOR?!

Clover: (starts eating gunpowder) Martlet: Uh... Where did you get that? Clover: I bought it at (nom) blackjack's shop. (nom) He also sold me this. (nom) (pulls out the wild revolver) Martlet: Can you wait here for a second? I gotta have a serious conversation with someone!

Martlet and Papyrus gets married. Me in the background: It should have been meeeee!!!! 😭

Marlet: Who are you? Berdly: I’m you, but canon

Clover: Martlet I burnt the water Martlet: HOW DID YOU BURN THE WATER Clover: It just caught on fire Martlet: YOU BURNT DOWN MY ROYAL GUARD POST, THE PUZZLES ARE ON FIRE! YOU BURNT DOWN STARLOS HOUSE, CLOVER OH MY GO-

I thought it woild be the Eggman snapcube announcement

Bird, replace Sans, judge the child at LV 18

Martlet: alright Martlet, time to be productive- *falls asleep* *two hours later, when she's awake* Martlet:... Ok... Now it's time to be productive- my shift is over! Time to go home!

Martlet: clover I'm very happy you're back! Are you too? Clover: it depends how good are you at patty cake? Martlet: i'm super pro Clover: yay then i am happy as well (X and 4 bfb)

Martlet to clover when clover dies to zenith martlet: "Death by furry? I cant mock you its that easy!"

Martlet: So, I assume the plan is to crawl through the sewer, work our way our way to the shield generator, fight our way through the defenses, blow up the generator, knocking out the shield and all our troops swarm in and overwhelm the enemy? Berdly: Yep. Let's go. (For those who dont know its a clone wars reference)

Kris: Is berdly your brother? Martlet: ... Martlet: Ya? Kris: Wow. Unlucky.