Відео

Ironically, its name means “pain”.

I love grammatical color!

Once upon a time, This language was invented by the demons of the third circle of hell as a way to communicate with the other demons, much like english is used for international communication. For you see, in hell, there are languages that only some demons can speak while others simply can't. So, the creators of douleur invented a language that all demons can understand and speak. At first, satan did'nt like the idea because, well, this is hell. Nobody cares about understanding each other, right ? But robespierre (not THE robespierre, just a demon named robespierre) , the creator of douleur, presented the counter argument. I shall now translate what he said to lucifer as a counter-argument. "Well, my dark lord, would'nt it be me easier for the conquest of earth if all the demons who infiltrate the human realm on your behalf spoke the same language ? After all, if your soldiers can't understand each other, then how are they supposed to carry out your orders ?" So, the lord of the flies accepted and made douleur the official language of hell as a whole and taught it to the damned as well. And they all lived in relentless suffering, agony and aguish forever and ever until the end of time.

How the hell do you make sounds?!?

Or French on steroids.

This ain't no conlang it's confusing hell

we need gnomic evidentiality in real languages

why are you talking in slow-mo

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Seems like someone was rather influenced by being made to learn French at school! :)

I don't even know what to say other than "Good Lord"

I actually like the phonology

How this language sounds when spoken is what happens when a French person sees me put pineapple and mustard on a baguette and eat it

wow

I want an accompanying writing system where 50% of the letters are silent.

I'm so sorry for you.

I just noticed your font makes lines in apostrophes and quotation marks identical, so when under phonotactics it talks about "'" (apostrophe in quotation marks) it just looks like a pair of quotation marks with nothing in them and one of the marks having three lines. An extra little bit of cursedness to make even talking ABOUT this language weird. EDIT: I wonder: Did you just pronounce θͬæͬɐ̃ͬχ̓ɤ̞̃ɐ̃ͬlͬ perfectly once and edit it on, or were you mad enough to pronounce it every time, every take?

how long did this take to make 😭😭😭😭

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this is amazing

this is wicked, just have one question ðo: how are non-pulmonic fricatives even possible?

Isn't French a real language?

Nice

Morning musume tries to make a hyperfrench language! Phonology Vowels a e i o u Consonants b c d f g h l m n p r s t Structure:CCVVVCC Vowels au(o) Trigraphs eai(e) Final consonants are not pronounced Example:beairdhaighoeaurhedhiacu Pronounced:beheooeeu

It's just normal French, I don't get the joke guys.

This man wrote out 137,000 irregular pronouns.

I would pray for you if not for the certainty in my heart that no benevolent higher being would permit the existence of Douleur. Instead, you have my stark awe.

I am scared

ok i know you said the trilled vowels are a cursed sound that the mouth can produce but don't exist in language, but I actually use those sounds when speaking french. in works like 'trois', I end mixing a uvular trill throughout the vowel

WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?!? How do you come up with, much less execute, the idea of a conlang with infinite trills who's orthography corresponds *exactly* to the French bee movie script without giving any indication it does so? You utterly brilliant bastard. Even before the punchline, I burst out laughing every time your normal smooth English was interrupted by the hellish growl of you pronouncing the language name. I haven't smiled so hard in years. Even if it only takes you 5 seconds on average to come up with an article and you work 15 hour work days, that's still 13 days of work to make that insane excel spreadsheet. Are you OK? Do you need a hug?

this made me want to die. well done.

3:51 "The ‹n› letter makes the sound /ɕͬ/, and here we have the /n/ sound being made by an apostrophe of all things" Truly one of the most cursed cloŋs ever

Please seek help... Jokes aside nice video... *Smacks the door and runs out

This is genius

im gonna pass out

Love how he didn't even explain gnomic

This language is basically 7 different trills while using 3 fricatives all at once

"Omg the french language is so beautiful!" The french language: 18:33

I love your videos and this one is pretty interesting. But my stomach really hurts when you pronounce the name of Douleur 😂

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That's clearly wookie.

"Babe wake up, French 2 just dropped"

happy new year im still thinking about this fucking language

I dont know that much about linguistics, but I know enough for this to be upsetting. I think this might be a cognito hazard to actual linguists.

Mutation is used by Italian, e.g. "Il gatto" becomes "I gatti" in plural.

Łénti mopů.

as a native French speaker, I am glad to get confirmation that uvular vowels are not just a dream I made