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My first chuckle of the morning belongs to you. Thanks! Great video.

have a banana and sit outside for a while ........ that's funny !

When I got my first minivan a coworker who just got a super duty lifted pick up truck was picking on me and my new van. I just told him that if "it" didn't work I wouldn't need a minivan. All the women in the office busted out laughing. He never brought it up again.

2:45 guilty

Hey! It's not just guys that gotta see if their tape measure measures the whole measure!

LOVED the fruit vendor one😂

You find some of the best tweets!

4:16 When the plans require a Flemish bond but the brickie cant even lay straight-ish or level-ish

See a Memes Stories vid, automatic click. Even when racing a deadline. (Thanks for keeping em short!)

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Lighting up a room. Yessss exactly right ✅️. Anyone who is ever brutally horribly tragically murdered is always described as "she would light up a room." I have never been able to light up any room in my entire life. I guess I am safe.

great video as always, like the haircut btw...

hahaha…when I used to get in a bad mood, my mom would tell me to go play my guitar. I worked.

Those were gold!!

Who wouldn't subscribe? Those vignettes are delicious! Often better than the posts.

Who wouldn't subscribe? Those vignettes are to die for! Die laughing, that is.

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The dude at the ATM also had his pants on backwards.

My kid wrote I was crazy in her journal. Very perceptive child.

3:20 Mine won't get in my 2003 PT Cruiser (which actually used to be hers.)

1:18 yes worms have butt holes

WTF is 'prolly?

I adore your comments thanks

Bougie man is outstanding.

3:50 - please explain the ever-increasing use of the subjunctive. "Dads be like" instead of "Dads are like".

Those were hilarious! Color me subscribed.

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Help me hit 1000 subscribers! Please and thank you, I really appreciate all of you so much! 😍

4.02 I thought that's what vacation is for...?

I had a boss one time that said a meeting should not last more than 20 minutes, maximum. He said if a meeting goes on longer than that, then someone at the meeting isn’t doing his job right. He further noted that he, personally, was doing his job tight. Best boss ever. I miss that man.

retired a few months ago after working 20+ years at a company that didnt value me enough - the grapevine says the place is going downhill fast since i left - too bad, so sad, bye bye

lol The finger one was hilarious 🤣🤣

you office drones are a whiny bunch

Lovely music!

I love your comment on each one 😂

Amazing

3:53 ..or just say everything's fine.

I say "If life gives you lemons, make lemon jello shots." Frak lemonade!

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At 0:47, but it's Grandma. You MUST wear it. Trust me, in years to come you DO NOT want any regrets. Besides, it looks GREAT on you! Think how happy Grandma will be to see this picture. Good, obedient Grandson.

When my kids were little I had a trick that always worked. I would have Santa called me back. On land lines if you dialed your own number, you would get the party line. Just say have Santa called me back and hang up. The phone would then ring and you would hear a short message. I would then proceed to tell Santa How bad my kids were and they did not deserve presents that year. Yes i was an evil mother and it worked better than elf on a shelf.

Cannot read to the end, too fast

Turbo mode is something I or my brothers might say after farting. I am a female in my mid-60s, and I still haven't outgrown the stupid joke sayings. Many years ago, my older brother gave me a stuffed woodchuck toy. I neither needed or wanted it, but was polite about it and just stuck Woody in a drawer. Recently, my older brother found it while going through my things and brought it to me in the hospital. I graduated to rehab, and Woody came with me. After I had my brother bring me my rolling walker, I took to parking Woody in the walker basket. I also took to saying that Woody is riding shotgun.😂 My rolling walker is much better for me than what's available here, which is why I asked my brother to bring it to me. As for my brother going through my stuff, well, I can't go home to do it myself right now, and I need my brother to bring me some of my stuff. As for hauling Woody around here, at least 2 other seasoned citizens here have stuffed animals with them, and I saw a pile of soft fabric dolls, including a Raggedy Ann doll in someone else's room when I passed their open door recently.😊 And yes, Woody was riding shotgun.😂 Maybe I should arrange a play date for him with Raggedy Ann.😂

Buy everything cheap. Mine, at 2, used the curtains as climbing/swing rope!

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7 year anniversary? 7th anniversary, please. The year bit is covered by the anni bit!

Henpecked Hal is carrying the load for all of us. Thanks Hal.

These were good, first original ones I've seen in a while.

Not a job, but I have a mental illness and have been in the hospital a couple of times. I was more recently in a rehab program and was discussing hospital stays with the other people there. I mentioned how when I decided that I felt well enough to make an effort with my appearance and put some makeup on, I had to be accompanied and watched by a staff member lest I get self destructive with my cosmetic containers. Someone else piped up “OMG! I was there with the girl they had to make that rule for!” 😳