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Serj is my favorite male vocalist of all time in forever. Also my beloved kinda looks like him 20 years ago, which I find very funny.

0:02 He's just a chill guy

Didn't have a serj fangirl on my bingo card but Ok 😂

I think Serj is really silly and adorable, but in a "i'd love to be his daughter/niece/granddaughter" way.

Which bgm

This deserves more views and comments.

4:38

I hope evan peters will making movie with zac Efron❤

WOW! AMAZINGGGGGGG!

Serj is my spirit animal

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Gerard is great man, since the beginning

Oh god i am traumatized

I want to look like her when I get older, she's a very pretty actor.

Serj is the funniest,always smiling,most intelligent,talented,polite,sexiest man alive and ever existed in this earth.This video makes my day every day that I watch it.I'm crazy about him.❤❤❤

Thats my man Milos! <3 :)

3:07 I sware that was the recording they used

hot sexy sick psycho❤‍🔥

real

Not bad! 😋 I'm not into bad guys. Jeffreyisn'tbad. Notbadatall. Because every time I see him, I think 'Not bad! ' 😁

I wish.

Hotttieeeeeeee🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🍕

This, martyrs and salo 120 days are the best movies. The ending leaves you speechless

Father into your hands, I command my spirit!

Anyone know the song??

love this

this came on my auto play I will not be beating the allegations

VIEJO SABROSO, VIEJO SABROSO!

I THOUGHT IT WAS TANKAIN NOT TANKIAN

Such An amazing ending. I remember as a kid I stumbled into my living room during my parents “Movie night” and a few of my uncles and aunts were around watching this, I remember wanting to see the movie so bad but they wouldn’t let me, they rented me The Mask which I loved. But had seen many times anyway Curiosity got the better of me and I left my room and was peeping into the living room watching the movie and this scene was playing my parents had pretty good surround sound so the music was so loud. I was scared to death seeing the dead body (Jigsaw) get up I almost pissed myself, yet I couldn’t take my eyes off the screen. The scene plays out and I am in awe and confusion since I didn’t know the plot. I just saw Jigsaw shut the door and say “game over” then Adam screaming and begging “NOOOO” “ PLEASEE” with the door slamming shut in darkness all alone forever. Even after the movie ended you could hear Adam screaming in the credits. It stuck with me for a few weeks which gave me nightmares and me hearing his screams. Such an amazing movie, such good music, and such perfect acting. They don’t make them like this anymore. People hate on adams actor saying he’s “bad at acting” when I think he acted like any person would when put in the situations he was in. Anyone would react the same he did when they realized the whole this whole thing was just a “game”

Cavt tanem serj jan

3:46 *Oh, yes! The Titanic First Class “HA-HA-HA-HA-HAWS!!!” This is how you KNOW that it’s extremely serious! Remember, when adults are laughing, the situation is extremely serious! Look at him, he’s dressed casual-formal! This means that this is all about business! He’s also speaking Hayastani- an extremely adult/mature/serious language that we ALL wish to speak!*

3:34 *Yes, I’m supposed to believe all of this! He’s implying that he’s not being himself because the photographers are telling him what to do! Because all of those pictures where he’s looking crazy off the fucking chain has nothing to do with his personality! Remember guys,Serj could never lie to us!*

3:25 *I love how he’s lying about “having to get some dinner”. This man has food whenever he’s hungry. This man ain’t no damn “wake up at 5am sharp, cook breakfast at 6, file papers and organise until 11, have 30 minutes for lunch at **11:30**, get back to work until 5pm, have dinner at 6pm, prep himself for bed at 7pm, have some warm tea at 8, and doze off at 9pm and wake up the next day to do it all over again” type of nigga. This nigga is a “I ATE DINNER AT 2AM” type of nigga. Door Dash. Lady Gaga does the same thing! She’s always trying to make it seem like she’s cooking Joanne Trattoria type of food every single fucking night! When truly that bitch is probably just eating McDonald’s! Then he chews down on an apple DRAMATICALLY to imply that he’s an extremely health-conscious man! I’m not stupid!*

2:37 *Interviewer: “Yes, I’m asking you what you think about women because you’re… a straight male that loves having sex with MANY women (according to Pogo!)! I’m so interested to know because one moment, you’re fucking them and touching whoever’s behind (yes, the woman who’s pegging you) and the next moment you’re kicking ‘your girl’ until she’s OK and then the next moment you’re delightfully smiling after you’ve pushed a woman that loved you ‘a little bit too much’ off a cliff! Please, let us know about the beautiful asshole that reminds you of the anal orifice of one of the classical greats, Beethoven! Are you bisexual? How did you have access to Beethoven’s butt hole? Is it Angela’s butt hole that reminds you of Beethoven’s butt hole? Remember, this is an interview! I ask questions, you answer. Also, is Angela a bisexual as well? Given that you have already professed to being polyamorous by how many orgies you’ve been involved in where it’s only all women and just you! So, one would only naturally assume that Angela is a bisexual woman! Please tell us about her sex life just like Kenyan websites have told us practically everything about her! They told us everything from her Social Security card number to her bra size and vagina depth! Shit, they even told us her blood type! Actually, we have so much more information about Angela than we have about you! Maybe that’s why she’s not being interviewed! She’s such a brave woman to let so much personal information out for the public like that! She really does love being a public figure, huh? We are very interested in your sexual orientation! I mean, we aren’t necessarily going off the deep end here! Surely, you have mentioned extremely sexually explicit things on stage in front of billions of people! If I’m not mistaken, Chop Suey! Just recently reached 1 billion streams on Spotify alone! Congratulations! Please, just tell us: are you a straight-acting polyamorous homosexual male or just simply a polyamorous heterosexual man having some fun? Well, previously polyamorous (given that you’re in a monogamous marriage with an extremely Armenian woman). You did make mentions about wanting a house and a wife in “Shimmy”. Does this indicate that you’re a monogamous heterosexual man who was simply joking around about orgies with other women? Is it true that all heavy metal musicians are straight and simply making music to attract aroused women? Just recently, we interviewed OTEP! She revealed that she’s a lesbian, but we didn’t believe her! Surely, heavy metal isn’t an industry for women! International stardom is known to be an industry for men seeking many women to have sex with, right? Surely, you have had sex with so many women from all around the world! This is the status quo of all musicians, correct? Is asexuality real? Or is it just simply a hoax? Could there truly be an asexual musician that’s extremely famous? It would be impossible because music is all about getting sex from women, correct? You know, when John, Shavo, and Daron aren’t around! Or did they join in? Tell us, are y’all bisexual? The public must know! In the same way the public knows absolutely everything about Angela without any solicitation whatsoever! What do you mean, ‘Why are you pushing all of this?’? I mean, one could ask you the same thing! Why were you pushing tapeworms being pulled out of the assholes of other people? Why did you make allusions to how massive your penis is? Also, why does your wife look like she was generated by CGI? Also, why do you look like a homebody and not a fucking person that’s fucking women so fucking much that he practically doesn’t exist? Surely, you admitted to enjoying sex marathons in Shimmy! Care to explain why you’re not engaging in your hobbies right now and getting interviewed instead? Shouldn’t you be eating pussy right now? Why do you choose to rehearse and sing on stage? Why don’t you choose to eat pussy instead? Why do you make songs about how much you love sex? Why don’t you just make songs about how much you love performing on stage? Kind of like Lady Gaga consistently screams about how she’ll die if she’s ever away from the stage! Are you making fun of sex? I’m really just asking you what you think about women because you’ve already mentioned that you’ll batter, murder, or engage in violent pornography (where women are being choked and can’t breathe and are literally dying), but you’ve never mentioned anything about murdering men and battering men! Why is that? Also, one could argue that your song, Prison Song could potentially be reaching the homoerotic standards. Given that you mentioned that a prison was being built for your “baby” and you! Male prisons tend to only allow male prisoners within their walls! Was this prison for everyone or a male lover? Who is this baby? Is it Rumi? Remember, this is an interview - I ask questions, you answer.”*

2:08 *Serj: “No!! I shall NOT stop speaking about the governments! I shall NOT!!! Remember, THEY wage war against… US!!! And also MY people from the FATHER (not mother, sister, brother, cousin, uncle, aunt, grandfather, or grandmother) land of Armenia/Hayastan! NONE of these wars are fake! NONE OF THEM! Don’t assume ANYTHING! Me calling Nagorno-Karabakh “Nagorno-VARAPA” doesn’t mean JACK SHIT! I have… a LISP! Yes, a LISP! And not some GAY lisp, but a… heterosexual male/father/husband/musician/songwriter/dancer/singer lisp! Just IMAGINE how hard it is to be me! You’d have a lisp too if the land of your BRETHREN, Lebano- I mean, ARMENIA was being bombed 24/7!!! On… CNN, of course! The REAL news source! Snapchat’s world stories are just FAKE! They only show you what you WANT to see… not the TRUTH!”*

1:54 *Serj: “A date with myself since Angela lives in Ascending Booty Spam! And Rumi’s been in preschoo- I mean, I mean- ELEMENTARY SCHOOL! Yeah, elementary school! Learning his ABCs and his additions and what-not! You know, KID STUFF! 😍”*

1:33 *Serj:* _I have reading glasses ‘cause I’m getting old_ *Also Serj: “I’m refusing to get LASIK because I’m scared that I’ll end up like that girl from Final Destination! Also, let’s overlook how age has nothing to do with vision problems! Given that children can easily suffer from vision problems!”* 😍

1:01 *Serj:* _splatters some paint on a blank canvas_ *Also Serj: “This is my son, Rumi’s painting! He’s getting good! See how he just splashed paint on the canvas and it looks eerily similar to something I would create? That’s because I’m the ONLY example in his life (given that he’s never been socialised or allowed to play with other kids)! No drawings or stick figures for my 6-year-old child! See, he’s not like other children… he was born to a heavy metal-loving family. He’s bound to wear black for the rest of his life and have long black hair… AS ALL CHILDREN OF PARENTS THAT LOVE HEAVY METAL! God FORBID that any of these children end up choosing….. autonomy. We can’t have that! Our culture will DIE if we don’t indoctrinate the future children! Trust me, he made that painting. I could never lie to the audience. Never! Theatre is, BUT a representation of the truth. Who could EVER lie on a stage or on camera? Remember, it is I… Serj Tankian: the father of the chosen one (the long-awaited messiah of the Kingdom of Hayastan and the Queendom of Nagorno-VARAPA), Rumi (the lover of his cars, guitars that SING, and the master of train tracks that’ll NEVER let him go)! I’m too busy saving MY people from the evil Azeris right down the road and the Aliyev cartel/crime/trafficking family! The family traffics MANY goods: food, spices, technology, BOOKS, cars, LUXURY PRODUCTS, construction materials, EXPATS SEEKING A NEW LIFE IN AZERBAIJAN, but most of all: children, babies, and RAPED women that are ENSLAVED by the syndicate family of RAPE, SIN, TORTURE, EVIL, and ATHEISM!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, it is I… Serj Tankian… the trafficker of HITS like Chop Suey!, Aerials, Sugar!, B.Y.O.B., Beethoven’s Tight Little Cunt, and NEEDLES! How could I EVER lie about having a child? I could NEVER be associated with that just because I mentioned HISTORY? We went to Costa Rica and ALL got tapeworms! It’s true! I’m one of the most HONEST people alive! It’s SHAVO, JOHN, and DARON that lie! Why do you think we all broke up? OOPS, I mean… disbanded? Yeah! DisBANDed! See? We were always a band… NOT SOME GROUP OF POLYAMOROUS GAY LOVERS ON STAGE TROLLING BILLIONS OF PEOPLE!!! Why would ANYONE ever assume such a thing? Oh, I get it…. IT’S BECAUSE WE’RE ARMENIAN (the most forgotten people of the ENTIRE planet - forget Kim Kardashian… she’s an AMERICAN and no, that wasn’t a TYPO like when I called Nagorno-Karabakh ‘NAGORNO-VARAPA’! Oops, I wasn’t supposed to say that! Oh, Shit! I wasn’t supposed to say that either! Listen, we all make mistakes! You can’t just accuse me of being a polyamorous homosexual over small little typos and mistakes!)! Listen, nothing that I’ve ever done has been theatrical or dramatic. I’m just simply a singer, songwriter, father, sometimes dancer, and businessman! Don’t forget the most important part: a real human being! Just like Rumi and Angela! Two very realistic human beings! I mean, there are so many videos and pictures of them! Here, as you can see, there’s even a painting that the baby made! How much more realistic can it be? I’m so sick and tired of people stating that my marriage is CGI or that my baby is AI generated. we don’t even have such great technology! Just because you see it used in the Hollywood movies doesn’t mean anything! Also, I’m not even that close to Hollywood! I mean, I did mention something about Hollywood and that one Pogo (or whatever) song, but that doesn’t mean anything! I literally know nobody in Hollywood! I only know people in the Armenian Film Industry! That’s why I made some music for that one movie, Amerikatsi! I personally don’t know anybody that works in Hollywood! Remember, I’m just simply a dancer, singer, musician, and songwriter! If I did, don’t you think it would be a lot easier to frame me? Then, you could really say that I am faking a marriage and a fatherhood! Remember, you need to pay these people off for them to fake an entire marriage with CGI! Just imagine how many millions of dollars I would have to spend an entire marriage and an entire fatherhood! And everyone can have easy access to CGI! Don’t even mention anything about Blender and how it’s a free source program! Don’t mention anything about anything being free! Remember what Betsy said, “NOTHNG in this life is free!” Shit, I wasn’t supposed to mention anything about anyone associated with the Trumps! Let alone, quote them! See, John has had his influence over me! This is why System of a Down cannot stay together! We just clash! What do you mean ‘Serj, quit trying to change the subject’? I’m not changing anything! I’m just letting it be known that I am one father, one husband, one Armenian, one musician, one songwriter, and one businessman! I’m just so busy! Especially with this new coffee shop that I’ve erected! Yes, erected! What makes you think that I have any time for all this foolishness? I’m too busy packing bags with coffee and sending them out through Amazon! I work 16 hours a day! I hardly get any sleep! I’m always traveling! I’m on a plane at least 250 days out of the year! I love hard work! Why, out of all things, would I sit there and fake an entire marriage and fatherhood? Why do you all think that I’m just some comedian? How do you associate comedy with music? It makes no sense! Music, it’s just some sounds! Comedy, it’s just stand-up! Don’t you think that if I were a comedian, I would be on stage telling jokes? Not singing songs about Beethoven! See? I’m such a musician! I mentioned Beethoven! Most musicians don’t mention Beethoven! So, that makes me even more of a musician than other musicians and less of a comedian! Remember, I’m just like all of you! Just getting by day by day! Working for the big man! How could I let all of you down by lying about having a child and using CGI to make it seem like it’s real? I mean, I’ve done enough to hurt all of you by leaving System of a Down! And for that, I apologise. I can never take that back. Yes, I’m being 100% serious about this apology! So, I’m handing out $5 Kavat Coffee gift cards to the first 1000 people that click “like” on this comment! You’ll even get a free shot of espresso if you invite 10 friends to subscribe to Kavat coffees daily specials emails! See? Sometimes happy endings end up being very unexpected!”*

00:33 *You don’t have to tell me to do that, Serj. That’s like telling me to drink water on a daily basis or I’ll dehydrate myself. That’s like telling me “Blink frequently - otherwise your eyes will dry up.” That’s like telling me, “Remember to breathe or you’ll suffocate.” That’s like telling me, “Live every single moment or you’re dead.” You don’t HAVE to tell me to fuck you, it’s just a natural thing that I can’t help, but do for the sake of my survival/health/well-being!* 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

*Notice how Rumi doesn’t exist, never existed, and will never exist (no matter how much anyone wills or prays for it)?*

Where can i watch the movie please What am seeing here on UA-cam is advertisement

Thank you ❤

How come noone protest. When new born baby part was mentioned. Hiw come every one is okay with it. They are no different than the people they are trying to patray

I don't understand how depraved u have to be to even think about raping a new born baby

What the Hell did i just watch rn 💀😭💀

nice

please where can I get this mod from ??

9:11 the way he touches his neck has got me feeling a certain type of way. HELP

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