I got stranded on a small island for 7 years with nothing but an pair of old flip flops. As I trudged along the terrain for days I became accustomed to eating wild plants and drinking random water. After a period of time I stumbled upon a small clearing with the first clear stream of water id seen in days. I drank and drank until my belly was full. Little did I know the water was infested with brain eating amoeba. They began to eat away at my IQ until I started hallucinating. A lethargic aura took over and I was thrown into a zombified stupor. Eventually I fell into a state of complete darkness at the bottom of a waterfall, slowly fading into the earth. When I awoke I discovered I had a youtube channel!