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Bjorn Does Movies
Приєднався 12 лис 2021
A Channel where Bjorn Does Movies. It's in the title. What does that mean? Hell if I Know. You figure it out, nerd.
Bjorn Writing Contest 2025
The Second annual Bjorn Does Movies Script Writing Contest!!!!!! Enter to win the Grand Prize of a Bottle of Sweet Thai Chili Sauce. IT'S HOMEMADE!!!!!!!!!!
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Writing Arcane Season 3: Introducing the Characters
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In This Series, I attempt to Write a Third Season of The League of Legends TV Show Arcane. Will it be good? Watch and Find out. In this episode, I Go over the characters in the series.
What I'm working on: State Of Bjorn Winter 2024
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We talk about what Bjorn has been cooking up for 2025. Link to music: ua-cam.com/video/hVBgKCYrI-c/v-deo.htmlsi=agy0vkb5xemEl34J
Writing Justice League Dark 2: The Finale
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I try to write a sequel to my Justice League Dark movie titled Justice League Dark: Elseworlds. Will this movie flop and burn or will it be a fun exploration of a great dc comic storyline. Find out Week to Week as I attempt to write my first truly horrible script. In this episode, I write the second part of the finale of the story in the Final act!
Wicked Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
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Today, Bjorn the movie archaeologist reviews the fun new Musical Movie: Wicked. This is truly an artifact that I was Excited to review. Here's our discord: discord.gg/hKZEY4ZKX6
Gladiator 2: Advanced Screening Adventures
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Today, Bjorn the movie archaeologist reviews the fun new movie: Gladiator 2. This is truly an artifact that I was Excited to review. Here's our discord: discord.gg/hKZEY4ZKX6
Writing DC's The Get-Out Guys: The First Act
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In today's video, I introduce my first original DC property: DC's The Get-Out Guys. If you're ever in a tight spot and need to escape, they're your guys. In this episode, we work through the First Act. #dc #dccomics #dcuniverse #dceu #superhero #suicidesquad
Krabby Patty Wendy's Meal: Gimmick Food Tier List Episode 2
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In this week's episode of gimmick food review, Bjorn dares to travel to Wendy's, a god forsaken hellscape spoken of only in legend. There he must try the lamest attempt at recreating a cartoon sandwich of all time, The Krabby Patty collab meal.
Smile 2 Review: Un-Advanced Screening Adventure
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Today, Bjorn the movie archaeologist reviews the Spooky new Smile movie: Smile 2 Review. This is truly an artifact that I was Excited to review. Here's our discord: discord.gg/hKZEY4ZKX6
Writing The Suicide Squad 3-5: The Full Trilogy
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I try to write a sequel to the sequel to the sequel to the recently released The Suicide Squad then I combine them all into one gigantic sequel. We're hitting levels of sequels never hit before. Who will die in the first ten minutes? Find out now. This is a compilation of every episode of the series I've ever made from 3, 4, and 5. If you have already seen the series, you can either rewatch it ...
Fixing Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
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Bjorn takes a crack at fixing the latest Indiana Jones movie in the franchise: Indiana Jones and the dial of Destiny. Can he fix the movies flaws or will he crash and burn like the nerd he is. Find out in this "riveting" and "exciting" video.
The Rings Of Power Season 2 Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
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Today, Bjorn the movie archaeologist reviews the ZZZ new Lord of the Rings TV Show: The Rings Of Power Season 2. This is truly an artifact that I was ZZZ to review. Here's our discord: discord.gg/hKZEY4ZKX6
Writing Justice League Dark 2: The Second Act Part 2
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I try to write a sequel to my Justice League Dark movie titled Justice League Dark: Elseworlds. Will this movie flop and burn or will it be a fun exploration of a great dc comic storyline. Find out Week to Week as I attempt to write my first truly horrible script. In this episode, I write the second part of the second act.
Cooking Food From The Stormlight Archive: Alethi Curry (Cooking With Bjorn)
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Cooking Food From The Stormlight Archive: Alethi Curry (Cooking With Bjorn)
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
Writing A Stormlight Archive TV Show: The First Episode
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Writing A Stormlight Archive TV Show: The First Episode
Alien Romulus Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
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Alien Romulus Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
Borderlands Movie Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
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Borderlands Movie Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
Deadpool and Wolverine Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
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Deadpool and Wolverine Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
State of Bjorn Summer 2024: What I'm Working On
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State of Bjorn Summer 2024: What I'm Working On
Dr. Disrespect, Bjorn's Vacation, Nuking the world: The Masocast Episode 13
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Dr. Disrespect, Bjorn's Vacation, Nuking the world: The Masocast Episode 13
Long Legs Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
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Long Legs Review: Advanced Screening Adventure
Writing Justice League Dark 2: The Second Act Part 1
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Writing Justice League Dark 2: The Second Act Part 1
A Quiet Place Day One Review: Advanced Screening Adventures
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A Quiet Place Day One Review: Advanced Screening Adventures
Announcing the Winners of the 2024 Thai Chili Script Writing Contest Ft Celebrity Host: Bjorn
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Announcing the Winners of the 2024 Thai Chili Script Writing Contest Ft Celebrity Host: Bjorn
Introduction to Magic Systems: Bjorn's Writing 101 Episode 3
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Introduction to Magic Systems: Bjorn's Writing 101 Episode 3
Furiosa A Mad Max Saga: Advanced Screening Adventure
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Furiosa A Mad Max Saga: Advanced Screening Adventure
Writing DC's The Get-Out Guys: Introducing the Characters
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Writing DC's The Get-Out Guys: Introducing the Characters
Kingdom Of the Planet Of the Apes Review: Advanced Screening Adventures
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Kingdom Of the Planet Of the Apes Review: Advanced Screening Adventures
How do we know YOU'RE not the unibomber? Also, is there a doc outlining everything like last year?
Yeah so I'll send a link when I get home
@@bjorndoesmovies sorry, sent this before I saw your response on discord
I'm very excited to participate in this one! Already brainstorming ideas.
Got a solid idea I think. Also… Where the FUCK IS MY EARLY ACCESS CODE FOR GARAGE NINJA AND HENTAI MAN THE GAME?
This is sick! I have my own SS called SS go to Italy which is based on the squad being sent to Italy to fight the Black Glove cult from corrupting Italy but yeah that’s all I got now.
Glad you enjoyed it. It's such a fun franchise to write. I wound up making three. I have a Discord server where we have a bunch of people who write this kind of stuff if you want to join. I know they share a lot of their SS stuff there
Any chance you might continue your suicide squad series? I really like it
Probably not in the future. I don't really have a story I can tell there. However, the Get Out Guys on my channel is very close to it in tone and characters
If you ever want to add new members for future TGOG movie or something I thought Quakemaster (Robert Coleman) and Dwarfstar (Sylbert Rundine) would be cool options
I have a loose idea for a sequel I haven't decided if I'm going to do or not yet. I do have a character in mind for it already that should be pretty fun. QuakeMaster is in my radar. It'd be for something else though. 😉
@bjorndoesmovies Coolio. To be honest, Dwarfstar is basically just a copy of mirror master anyway
So they have half of the fantastic four cast in this movie
Yeah lol
He looks like the dirt man guy
Yeah but he somehow a time traveling cowboy. With a name that literally means Earth Man makes no sense. I think it's super funny
So kinda the cowboy from Cowboy Bebop which was kind of a play on an American Don Quixote?
All I completely forgot about that character. The one that has a battle with Spike pretty early on. Yeah a lot like that. Maybe a bit more goofy
I fw the vision
Much like my take on mind-boggler. It sounds a bit weird when I describe it but in practice it really works
Why did this just show up on my feed
Because it's peak UA-cam content
Man’s a literal space cowboy, no way does he deserve to be anywhere near “worst”.
Oh I think he's cool. I just think it's design and backstory are just completely baffling
I think it’s fact that his name has nothing to do with his gimmick too, like when you read “Terra-man” I would’ve expected someone like an earth-bender from Avatar or maybe a plant-mancer but no, he’s a fucking future cowboy
Exactly. Shit's hilarious. I don't know what the writers we thinking
🤠 👢 🐎
Superman is a bad movie if it doesn’t feature Tera-man
Real
@@ripabner kneel before Terra-man
If I had a nickel for each time you've had a classicly silly Batman villain as a relatively normal guy embarrassed by their silly costume, I'd have two nickels, whuch isn't a lor, but its weird that it's happened twice, right.
Loved the reference to your JL dark with the mirror dimension. It seems to be something we havent seen yet, perhaps in the third act?
It is in fact exactly that
For those who want to check out the soundtrack here it is: ua-cam.com/play/PLRV14oz226nMw2jUsyIuXfJpMupYwnnTr.html&si=tHk9G2hE8qCBRQjq
Why is Thousand Island Island dressing like the go to for “secret sauce” in promo gimmick food?
That is a wonderful question to which I have no answer. I would guess your average person hasn't had it on a burger maybe? Idk
I hope theres some big guy that indy fights. Gotta have Pat Roach somewhere in a indy film (minus KOTKS and DOD)
This movie is set entirely on Japan and has a new cast except for Indy. I'm trying something very new. He's completely cut off, in an isolationist country that he doesn't speak the language of behind enemy lines. He's on the back foot for the entire movie and I think that's cool
@bjorndoesmovies fair point
Excellent job with the Indiana Jones preview. Wasn't expecting Noah's Ark to be honest lol
Yeah I thought it would be fun to use it Christian artifact to bridge the Asian stuff that we've never seen in Indiana Jones. It wouldn't really be a movie in this franchise without something from Christianity in it lol
@@bjorndoesmovies of course
If i was to make a suicide squad 3 this would be my team: Harley Quinn(margot robbie) Deadshot(will smith) Captain Cold(james mcavoy) Copperhead(rami malek) Condiment king(keegan michael key) Mirror Master(ed skrein) Rainbow Raider(andy samberg) Multiplex(mark wahlberg) Bloodwork(david tennant) KgBeast(stefan kapcic) Tarantula(michelle rodriguez) Killer frost(jenna ortega) Livewire(aubrey plaza) Chemo(jack dylan grazer) Black Spider(daniel kalyua) Bronze tiger(mustafa shakir) Tattooed man(terry crews) Plastique(isla fisher) Sportsmaster(william zabka) As for my main villain:neron(josh brolin)
Yeah we play with mirror master later. Same with cold. Big fans of all those characters
The Characters I'd love to see in Suicide Squad 3 Movie are: Harley Quinn Riddler Two Face The Penguin Poison Ivy Catwoman Bane Mr. Freeze Mad Hatter Mr. Zsasz Scarecrow Clayface Ra's al Ghul Dr. Hugo Strange Man Bat Lex Luthor Brainiac General Zod Bizarro Doomsday Metallo Parasite Liverwire Volcana Captain Cold Reverse Flash Heatwave Weather Wizard Mirror Master Golden Glider Black Flash The Top Tar Pit Giganta Cheetah Grid Black Manta Ocean Master
I do love mirror master!
You were right about RDJ returning
I don't know how many many times I have to tell y'all I'm an ancient evil bound to this UA-cam channel. Ive seen 14 million possible future and in all but two of them Robert Downey Jr came back.
@@bjorndoesmovies you're the upside down man
You figured out the twist
I love Snowflame. I might have substance abuse problem.
Very astutely put.
It was simply the best way to describe the show.
I just started watching this video. I wanna say, dude, I'm loving this stories, I can imagine a lot of the scenes. There are a lot of clever lines and good dialogue between the characters (in both of the previous movies/scripts). I loved the way you handled the characters. I'm looking forward to this ending
I'm glad you're enjoying. My goal is one day be a novelist and these scripts are just sort of fun practice for me.
Just finished watching. Can't believe Clock King betrayed the squad. I wish Sportsmaster had survived.
I like to keep people on their toes. If they can guess the ending what's the point? Always expect the unexpected with my stuff
@@bjorndoesmovies I like that
You should do a casting video about your characters
I did one for the Suicide Squad I should do one for Justice League Dark and the Thunderbolts
I loved this video and the way ypu wxplained everything, my predictions are that Tin eyed man, beard hunter, killer frost, candlemaker and either metallo or sportsmaster are gonna die.
If you enjoyed this the full script is uploaded. Are at the whole thing and narrated it. ua-cam.com/video/IHNJzSwUqW4/v-deo.html
@@bjorndoesmoviesI'll for sure watch it!
I’m starting to think there never was a Rick and Morty lab coat replica
Nah it's real. I've got a complaint in the corporate at the Rick and Morty replica lab coat company. We're going to get that fucking lab coat or die trying
i like sports master is cool i hope he well be in the dcu
Him and clock king are my can we please get these people in a movie characters
@@bjorndoesmovies james gunn understands the comics so i trust him
i got a team for suicide squad 5 death stroke harley quinn dr phosphrus reverse flash onomatopoeia and king shark
hmm for my suicide squad i would have dead shot harley quinn fire fly death stroke captain cold and bane what you think ?
I think that's a good start. I love Firefly and captain Cold. I might recommend a few more characters so you can kill a few and still have enough for a script. 👍
@@bjorndoesmovies hmm marlin ( the green arrow villain ) i want to keep captain cold alive but he broke out of jail hmm i would replace him with killer frost
The only thing I can't forgive is how short your accordion solo was, honestly disappointed in you...
It was freaking out the dog. If I kept doing that I'd have to make a second apology video to the dog
@@bjorndoesmovies your terms are acceptable
in brave new world ross is becoming red hulk so yeah i want to put him in my thunderbolts team
Sounds like a good plan. I feature Red hulk in the upcoming third movie I'm writing.
It's a unicorn 🦄
Yeah they often lose their horns fighting. Dudes can't just stop fighting. It's basically the New York Subway out there
Sports master and clock king were badass 🙏
Clock king is one of my all time favorites. So underused in my opinion. If you liked this one, I wrote two more. You can find them on the channel.
@@bjorndoesmovies il be checking em out soon man 🙏
The Borderlands series is my favourite video game series ever. I knew this movie would suck, it was very obvious, even to non game fans
Oh I knew it would suck that's why I saw it. I just didn't realize how bad it was going to be
You know a movie is bad when upon watching it, your personality dissolves.
I mean I literally couldn't think of a joke in the movie. That wasn't a bit