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FigurativeCrutch
Приєднався 26 січ 2017
My channel is mostly for gaming, discussion, and the occasional meme video. I like to put effort into my videos.
Відео
I am the least annoying R6 Siege player of all time.
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FigurativeCrutch: (Julian, Juan, Juanita, Oojul) Blue MagicGdc: (Adam, Abdomen, Adooma) Purple Henscey: (Hunter, Hunty, Hennessy) Maroon Wescorteam: (Cobey, Cobji) Pink Cravinbt: (Rhede, Rahead) Green oONorthStarOo (Nate) Yellow
I soiled my favourite pants playing FNAF: Help Wanted VR
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I soiled my favourite pants playing FNAF: Help Wanted VR
Approved by Indonesian audiences: | Funny Moments #4
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This video is a bit more experimental, I drifted quite far away from my usual conventions, to see if it's received better. Shorter, snappier and more fast-paced than the last few videos. Not much to say about it. Hope you enjoy watching as much as I enjoyed editing :) #overwatch2 #csgo #funnymoments #funny
Swearing isn't funny, apparently | Funny Moments #3
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Another project that I do not regret spending the time to create. Playing the games was fun, and talking to those dumbasses was also fun. This one took maybe about 2 months. I don't know for sure, I lost track. I didn't feel as if this was my best project, but I'd like to see how it lands with the audience. With all that being said, enjoy! FigurativeCrutch: (Julian, Juan, Juanita, Oojul) Blue M...
Do I Wanna Know? But it Never Starts
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Do I Wanna Know? But it Never Starts
Discord "Comedy" and Other Things
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Here is a little compilation I made of the silliest recent moments I've had while on call with my friends. I don't have too much to say about this one, other than I hope you enjoy!
Goku and Vegeta get their drip signed appropriately
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Goku and Vegeta get their drip signed appropriately
Return to Siege Celebration | Funny Moments Compilation
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Return to Siege Celebration | Funny Moments Compilation
Foothills Freedom Rally in Okotoks, Alberta, CA
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Foothills Freedom Rally in Okotoks, Alberta, CA
The TF2 moments that just hit different
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The TF2 moments that just hit different
The video that could get me canceled | Funny Moments #2
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The video that could get me canceled | Funny Moments #2
Politely Losing in Rainbow Six: Siege Ranked
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Politely Losing in Rainbow Six: Siege Ranked
Why are my friends like this | Funny Moments #1
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Why are my friends like this | Funny Moments #1
DEAD BY DAYLIGHT IS AWESOME *SOMETIMES*!
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DEAD BY DAYLIGHT IS AWESOME *SOMETIMES*!
Friend griefs my Skyblock house because I said she sounded like Donald Trump
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Friend griefs my Skyblock house because I said she sounded like Donald Trump
One of my nightmare was to walk alone to go to my house and ican't run and a witch chase me
What about the player with a tier 1 shotgun going for a cr0wn?
not lore accurate, i go in guns blazing with a sniper/hunting rifle
brainrot
Randoms: Hurr Durr gotta cr0wn hurr durr yadda yadda crown blah blah Me: *haha molly goes wee!*
giggity
ts funny ash 😭
Giggle
Battery acid
spectacular
L4d2 players currently: WITCH!!! and 3 of my teammates charging with shotguns. MINE MINE MINE.
I don't scared by Witch , I'm more damn mad angry when the Tank suddenly spawn right I'm get through part of the map
Me: *gets stuck in a fairytale* Fairytale: *I come across a magical witch with a broom* Me: *ah man, i hear a witch around here* Witch: *bro wrong universe 💀*
Ah yes, the days of my childhood when i didnt know crowning existed
As a professional left 4 dead 1 and 2 player, I can confirm that this is true lol
The game lied to you, flashlights doesnt trigger more or less the witch but the distance you are to her is what annoys her
Learn to put an ear rape warning and not say the N word. Ur not gonna have growth even if it’s bleeped people still know you’re white and you’re saying it.
i myself like to crown them.
In my experience, unless you're with new players. It's a rush of 4 people trying to crown the witch first to make the funny numbers at the safehouse go up
¡Off thaths linterns!
15 second, unskippable ad for a 13 second video. yup, this is why I am now getting adblock.
*Laughs in Autoshotgun*
There merge is on.. Gotta make myself look presentable for my ocs then 😅
Normal: 😄 Expert realism: ☠️ Average shotgun enjoyer: 😁
literally me going for the sob story achievement😂
OH NO haha 😂 0:14
Huh oh crap 😂 0:14
I am the only one that actually hunts her with a shotgun ?
thank you for opening my eyes. I've been wasting so much money...
It's often a long road to acceptance. That money you wasted on Nerds will likely forever stay wasted. 😊
My boi was so successful they dropped charges to cover up losing him in the first place!
no, its crown time
I once tried to crown with that beige gun (I think it's the scar). Didn't go well at all.
Crazy how relevant this is over a decade later. Watch its gonna appear again on the 20th anniversary
"Dont worry dude i know how to cro-" *Dead_penis has alerted the witch*
People who say (Oh well i can crown her) You don't know what a Realism expert witch can do.
Me who picked up a Molotov 5 seconds before finding the witch:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
my face when i see a witch and i have a auto shotgun:
i mean... as long as one of ya got a shotgun its no problem
Me:trying to avoid her My autoshotgun teammate:🗿
when we play l4d2 we are trying to find the witch then kill it
My teammates do a 6 jumps bhop, along with a 360° before crowning, get incap, and get instantly kicked.
if they got incapped then it wasnt a crown lmao
I hunt down witches for ruining my day
My automatic shotgun:
Shotgun players: Yeetus Deletus
Crowning the witch is the easiest
Molotov + just spam with a gun from a distance is what i do to any witch i encounter
Better strategy? Burn her with Molotov, run for 15 seconds and she will automatically die.
Me a Francis main:I HATE WITCH! **proceeds to crown said witch**
and there is me who laughs at her whenever I pass her
Been playing this modded mutation, tactical witch hunt, which does a lot of thing differently, all commons are replaced with witch’s, no pinning specials, and witch’s health is lower, and since I hear them a lot I am not scared of them.