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Terrible Band Names
United States
Приєднався 5 тра 2024
A repository of funny songs from musical acts with terrible, awful, no good, very bad names. This channel transcends the boundaries of both genre and good taste. I hope you laugh and cringe on this magical dive into the dumpster of musical history.
With respect to Section 3344.1 of the California Civil Code, any digital replica of a deceased personality’s voice as published on this channel is used for purposes of satire or parody.
With respect to Section 3344.1 of the California Civil Code, any digital replica of a deceased personality’s voice as published on this channel is used for purposes of satire or parody.
Yeasty the Clown - Let's Have a Little Drink from the Diarrhea Hose (1981)
Yeasty the Clown was a Saturday morning cartoon that aired on U.S. television. This infamous song -- known unofficially as "Let's Have a Little Drink from the Diarrhea Hose" -- was played at the end of the show's final episode in 1981. The producers included the song in the knowledge that the show's run was probably over.
LYRICS:
Hey, kids!
I've been brewing up something really special for you
I have a new machine, and it dispenses doo-doo
It's a magical new beverage from your favorite clown
It's steamy and it's tangy and it's chunky and brown
What the future holds, no one knows
So let's have a little drink from the diarrhea hose
Diarrhea hose, diarrhea hose
It's hot and it's stinky and it stains your clothes
Diarrhea hose, diarrhea hose
You'll be full of diarrhea from your ears to your toes
Form a single file line and hold your nose
Then have a little drink from the diarrhea hose
Diarrhea hose, diarrhea hose
It's hot and it's stinky and it burns your nose
Diarrhea hose, diarrhea hose
You'll be full of diarrhea before you know
LYRICS:
Hey, kids!
I've been brewing up something really special for you
I have a new machine, and it dispenses doo-doo
It's a magical new beverage from your favorite clown
It's steamy and it's tangy and it's chunky and brown
What the future holds, no one knows
So let's have a little drink from the diarrhea hose
Diarrhea hose, diarrhea hose
It's hot and it's stinky and it stains your clothes
Diarrhea hose, diarrhea hose
You'll be full of diarrhea from your ears to your toes
Form a single file line and hold your nose
Then have a little drink from the diarrhea hose
Diarrhea hose, diarrhea hose
It's hot and it's stinky and it burns your nose
Diarrhea hose, diarrhea hose
You'll be full of diarrhea before you know
Переглядів: 120
Відео
The Electric Kumquat Conundrum - Fortunate Buns [Rock, 1970]
Переглядів 3424 години тому
The Electric Kumquat Conundrum was a psychedelic rock band. Their music took a defiant turn with 1970's "Fortunate Buns." Many believe that the song helped inspire the body positivity movement. LYRICS: Some folks are born with a perfect ass Ooh, they got that glute voodoo And when the band makes 'em wanna shake that thang Ooh, they point their buttocks at you, yeah It ain't me, it ain't me My b...
The Diarrhea Perlmans - Hey Prude [Indie Rock, 2025]
Переглядів 8512 годин тому
The Diarrhea Perlmans are an alternative / indie rock band with a history of controversial lyrics. "Hey Prude" (2025) is a message to their haters. NOTE: This is the 100th song from Terrible Band Names! As always, I'd like to thank my regular listeners and commenters for your continued support. I hope you'll stick around for more. Here's to a future of heinous songs! LYRICS: Hey, prude, don't b...
Motorscrote - Trapped Under Ass [Thrash Metal, 1986]
Переглядів 33919 годин тому
Motorscrote was an American thrash metal band. Their song "Trapped Under Ass" (1986) was popular on early file-sharing platforms like Napster. However, because the song was usually misattributed to a different (and much more popular) band, Motorscrote has largely been forgotten. LYRICS: I don't know how to live through this hell Woken up, I'm inhaling the smell Crusty hole, rotten down to the c...
The Shrivelers - Violence Solves Everything [Folk, 1968]
Переглядів 339День тому
The Shrivelers were a folk music trio. By the late 1960s they were beginning to build a following among hippies, peaceniks, and other counterculture types. In the autumn of 1968, seemingly radicalized by the year's political violence, they released the protest song "Violence Solves Everything." Virtually overnight, it made them persona non grata within the counterculture movement. Although it d...
4SKIN - Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy [K-pop, 2025]
Переглядів 7614 днів тому
4SKIN is one of the hottest up-and-coming acts in the K-pop scene. Terrible Band Names is proud to partner with 4SKIN to debut their newest single, "Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy," exclusively on UA-cam. It's a reimagining of the timeless classic by the Finnish death metal band Torsof k: ua-cam.com/video/9wGH4X_wJdI/v-deo.html LYRICS: Last night I had the most exciting dream In it, I was surrounded b...
The Muff Ruffians - Clown Sugar [Rock, 1971]
Переглядів 32721 день тому
The Muff Ruffians were a short-lived rock band. The individual musicians met while doing session work for a bubblegum act called The Muff'n'Tops. Seeking a more serious and mature outlet for music they would write themselves, they formed the Muff Ruffians. "Clown Sugar" (1971) was their only single. Its fusion of bubblegum sensibilities and adult subject matter did not find an appreciative audi...
Don K. Dick - Santa Claus Is Watching You Sh*t (1955)
Переглядів 52021 день тому
With a career beginning in the 1940s and spanning decades, Don K. Dick remains one of America's most beloved crooners. This is his 1955 interpretation of the classic Christmas tune "Santa Claus Is Watching You Sh*t." LYRICS: You better not doubt When your shorts hit the floor And you're droppin' brown trout From your filthy back door Santa Claus is watching you sh*t You're takin' a sh*t He's ch...
Cooter Gruyère Trio - He Stopped Loving Herb Today [1960s Bossa Nova]
Переглядів 21628 днів тому
Cooter Gruyère was an American musician who embraced the bossa nova sound emerging from Brazil in the 1960s. "He Stopped Loving Herb Today" is one of his best-known songs. LYRICS: He said, "I'll smoke you 'til I die" And then he'd forget the time As the years went slowly by She freed his ass but fried his mind He kept her hidden in his wall Went half crazy now and then But he still smoked her t...
Henry Pissinger - Piss Jugs Über Alles [Punk, 2024]
Переглядів 78Місяць тому
"Piss Jugs Über Alles" is a new song from Henry Pissinger, a hardcore punk band based in New Jersey. LYRICS: Many have speculated about the origins of all the recent drone sightings Some say it's aliens Some say it's a hostile foreign power Some say it's our own government No one has figured out it's me Piss jugs (x2) I'm using drones to drop my piss jugs Piss jugs (x2) On you I'm an elite game...
Holly Buddy - All I Want for Christmas Is Booze
Переглядів 223Місяць тому
Holly Buddy & Her Crotch Crickets are a rock band. "All I Want for Christmas Is Booze" is a track from their holiday-themed album Holly Buddy Survives Christmas (2017). LYRICS: I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need If I have to be around my family And listen to their angry screeds I don't want to hang myself There has to be a better way If I'm gonna have to put up With...
Carmichael Guntley - Yayo the Snowman [1980s Holiday Music]
Переглядів 142Місяць тому
Carmichael Guntley was a folk singer whose heyday was in the 1960s. By the 1980s his career was in shambles, and he was deeply in debt. To pay his back taxes, he took a job producing and singing on an adult novelty record titled "Yayo the Snowman." The record was primarily sold via advertisements in the back pages of disreputable magazines. LYRICS: Yayo the Snowman was a c*caine maniac With a l...
Raul Pudd - Wanking in a Winter Wonderland (1963)
Переглядів 798Місяць тому
"Wanking in a Winter Wonderland" is a holiday-themed record released in 1963. The lead vocalist on the title track is Raul Pudd. LYRICS: Sleigh bells ring, if you're listening In the streets, snow is glistening A sensual night, for horny delights Wanking in a winter wonderland Down my pants, fingers lurking No one knows I am jerking Touching my thing, while carolers sing Wanking in a winter won...
Enemies of Dorothy - I'll Be Queer for Glue [Punk, 1997]
Переглядів 575Місяць тому
Enemies of Dorothy was a punk band from Xenia, Ohio. The "Friends" tribute "I'll Be Queer for Glue" (1997) is their only known recording. LYRICS: So no one told me it was gonna be this way My life's a joke, I'm broke, I might as well turn gay I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue, I fear I ain't got no cash, but I got my hands, My mouth, and even my rear, so ... Yeah, yeah! I'll be quee...
Roller N. Flower - Grandpa Got F**ked Over by a Reindeer [Country, 2024]
Переглядів 78Місяць тому
Roller N. Flower - Grandpa Got F ked Over by a Reindeer [Country, 2024]
Roller N. Flower - Grandpa Got Screwed Over by a Reindeer [Country, 2024]
Переглядів 23Місяць тому
Roller N. Flower - Grandpa Got Screwed Over by a Reindeer [Country, 2024]
Klitti - Steelvagina [Europop, 1986]
Переглядів 1,2 тис.Місяць тому
Klitti - Steelvagina [Europop, 1986]
The R. Budd Dwyer Experience - Suck'n Me [Rock, 1989]
Переглядів 4542 місяці тому
The R. Budd Dwyer Experience - Suck'n Me [Rock, 1989]
Flicky D. Bean - These Hands Are Made for Fistin' [Country, 1972]
Переглядів 5542 місяці тому
Flicky D. Bean - These Hands Are Made for Fistin' [Country, 1972]
Dingelbert Pumperstinck - Linda Lovelace [Musical, 2004]
Переглядів 1952 місяці тому
Dingelbert Pumperstinck - Linda Lovelace [Musical, 2004]
Buggernaut - Gravy Train [Heavy Metal, 1983]
Переглядів 4952 місяці тому
Buggernaut - Gravy Train [Heavy Metal, 1983]
P.I.S.S. - Innocent Until Proven Horny [Heavy Metal, 1977]
Переглядів 2,3 тис.2 місяці тому
P.I.S.S. - Innocent Until Proven Horny [Heavy Metal, 1977]
Poisson - Thank You for Beating My Friend [Poser Metal, 1990]
Переглядів 4372 місяці тому
Poisson - Thank You for Beating My Friend [Poser Metal, 1990]
Morbid Dangle - Altar of Snackrifice [Black Metal, 2011]
Переглядів 2542 місяці тому
Morbid Dangle - Altar of Snackrifice [Black Metal, 2011]
Wango Fandango - Everybody Wants C*m!! [Heavy Metal, 1980]
Переглядів 1282 місяці тому
Wango Fandango - Everybody Wants C*m!! [Heavy Metal, 1980]
Mourningwood - Magical Mystery Wh*re [Gothic Metal, 1995]
Переглядів 712 місяці тому
Mourningwood - Magical Mystery Wh*re [Gothic Metal, 1995]
Clownflesh - Just One Twix [Industrial Metal, 1993]
Переглядів 1543 місяці тому
Clownflesh - Just One Twix [Industrial Metal, 1993]
Corpus Cavernosum - Bound by Vows of Brutality [Melodic Death Metal, 2004]
Переглядів 963 місяці тому
Corpus Cavernosum - Bound by Vows of Brutality [Melodic Death Metal, 2004]
Love the backstory. If you have to go out, go out swinging.
I remember this episode as a kid. Emulating it nearly killed me but I got all kinds of get-well gifts from my relatives so it was worth it.
Back then, kids could drink from the garden hose or diarrhea hose out back, and no one thought anything of it. Kids today are soft.
A moment of silence for the unfortunate buns out there.
A silent but deadly moment
AI
This is my new work music :D
At 0:17 as cates undoes her Bikini top, the scene should go black then start a commercial for FRIDAY NIGHT PLANS🤔😂
Someone said that Christopher Plummer, the Captain, didn't like The Sound of music. Je called it The sound of mucus: I think he would have loved this recording.
Voor ashley jansen en mijzelf 🎉🎉🎉😮🎉🎉😊🎉🎉😅
Congrats on 100 videos! Atomic just crossed 50 so, yay us. lol
Thanks! Congrats on 50!
This would be GOLD on Q101 They play stuff like this on the Radio😂😂
This is actually a pretty haunting song. They don't seem to be condoning violence as much as they are struggling with the fact a lot of people have this thought process. Well done TBN, well done.
Thanks. That's a perceptive take. And "haunting" was the exact word that came to mind for me as well, particularly for the end of the song.
The National Anthem of PROTESTS EVERYWHERE !!!!!😂
ANGRY THRASH METAL!!!!!!!!!❤IT🤘🤘🤘🤘
Amazing what ai can do
Should get right to the ass without the intro.
Ah-haha! I listen to Trapped Under Ice all the time and now that I see this video, I can't believe Trapped Under Ass has never occurred to me. XD One of my all-time go-to word swaps for songs (like ice/ass, but there aren't many of those) is love/drugs. A LOT of songs with "love" in them. (For example, "Feel Like Makin' Drugs," which always makes me chuckle when I hear the song. Turn any love song in a meth anthem!) Might have to work on some of those. :)
Those women must have taken a little to much acid !!
What the hell?
I'm sure Phoebe's Rack inspired more than a few "Fast Times".
I think this sounds like the music he'd play. Took too long to get it.
Hmmm... they sound a lot like another 80's new wave band that I can't think of the name of at the moment.
the cars.
The cars
LOVE THE RIFF!!!!REMINDS ME WHEN 80s Punk/Thash Metal Bands were MAD and PI$$ED OFF, OH I MISS THE 80s
THANK YOU ❤!!!! Having a REALLY DIFFICULT TIME in life and when I saw this I was CRYING AND LAUGHING At the same time keep up the GREAT WORK
🤣
The back story makes the song that much more amazing and honestly...I get it. Phoebe Cates is the absolute
Thanks. There are stories (possibly apocryphal) about rental tapes of Fast Times often showing damage from being paused so much at that one scene. Now we know who's at least partially responsible!
Makes me want to have a serious sit down talk with Cornle Sanders 😃🤘🎸🍺💀
As I may recall, in the Korean astrological system, 2025 is the Year of the Diarrhea.
That's good, because I have another diarrhea-themed song ready for later this month. I also have a constipation-themed song. The duality of man.
Honk when you squeeze’em…so true!
Nugs…aaaaggghhhhh…
“…and some of it got in your mouth!” Says it all.
SPECIAL DELIVERY: PISS
I can't keep my hands from shaking...
This is....weird...and awesome. Happy New Year TBN🎉
Happy New Year!
Happy new year, TBN!
Happy New Year!
sometimes it takes a few seconds to realize that its AI
Hey, at least I can hear the words clearly. I guess that counts for something. Or maybe not.
This is dad rock...dad clown rock. 😂
Clown Rock rules.
lmao okay, thank you algorithm for leading me to this one
Is it TRUE??Heard this band and The Hard offs Toured with Green Day,and both bands KICKED Green Days ASS cause they weren't PUNK ENOUGH 😂
Like "Ray Scott" sang "What's so big about he stopped loving her today" 😂😂😂 keep up the GREAT work
Give it a country beat and it would be gold
I actually have a country song with these lyrics too. After I listened to the country version a few times, I realized something was off with the vocals, so I decided to "track down" and post a different version.
Santa REALLY NEEDS A Hobby😮
😆 Truly a Christmas classic.
What happens if you're constipated?
Santa often suffers from this condition due to his cookie-heavy diet. He refers to it as "having coal in your stocking." You don't want to be the elves assigned to clear Santa out.
At least it's not Sh!tBags🤣🤣🤣
This is "PERFECT" For a Christmas Porno 🤣🤣
Riding the rails of Crazy train
I Recommend: Max Ice, Old English, Daddy, Mickeys🤣🤣
❤ the RIFF😊
I could see this becoming a REAL PUNK SONG😂
Whew! Mystery solved! :D