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Vid of fate

Vid of fate

2:35 LOL HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE

Yeeesss

HE"S BAAAAAAAAACK

2:28 Dude broke his spine and ribcage by slamming into that poor woman!

Frist

No way YOU CAME BACK🎉🎉🎉

the ragdolls in this game suck compared to skate 2

4:25 SKATEBOARD IMPALEMENT

Can you make realictic falls?

Vovovoviva

Man I love these videos. I imagine the guy with the voice of my firends and it makes it extra funny

R u the real swixtor?

R u the real swixtor?

What game called

This Game is Good Through

Ow This is Painful

The thumbnail gets him hit in the nuts! 😭🤣😬

Bro I got clipped by a car in this game and got sent flying.. Unlocked the skeleton skin 💀

I still can't believe you lost your original channel. It still gets like 5M views a month lol. You wouldn't have had to work all these years until GTA 6 releases. Pretty weird and amazing after all these years and no uploads it still manages those views.

XD

You are really dead???

Yess!! This is funny shit! This is what I be doing just freelancing going around messing with people just jumping off buildings and stuff

Dude this s*** is funny! This is the stuff I like to see. Just going around screwing with people jumping off buildings. Is funny as s***

heya, i'm back: NEW RULES!!! over 10000 and chest impacts under 1000 are knockouts; over 25000 and chest impacts over 10000 AND all head impacts are kills; over 50000 and the clip should be censored (also that guy is OFF the census) is this annoying? I don't care. let's go!!!! 1: WHYYYYY???????! 2: it's only a shoulder... a badly bruised shoulder bone and probably a dislocated shoulder. 3: holdonholdonhol- ohhhhhhh *CRACK* he's dead jerr 4: 'speaking British, oh my god' *CRICK* also 13 is an unlucky number 5: it was so perfect, come on... 6: 'speaking esperanto, wait WHAT' *CRUCK* 7: AAAHHHHHHHHH ugh. at least he teched out. 8: *CRECK* and remember kids, dont run headfirst into barrels! 9: OH GOD *CROCK* there's still more. his thighs got less injuries. 10: *CRYCK* oh nonono no, he's just dead, dead and buried on the pavement, there's no getting up from that 11: everyone, the moment you have been waiting for, The Ball Buster 12: IT"S OVER 9000 AAGGGH 13: this is gonna be bad; okay, first the ankle, that's not bad, now it's bad. 14: *CRI"VE RUN OUT OF VOWELSCK* 15: *CRANCK_ OH WAIT>>> BREAK* 16: *CRENCK* oh wow, scorpion. 17: *DONG* nothing broken, everything pained 18: looks like we better give him a hand, budump pisshh. looks like we better get him a head, *CRIDICK BRACK* looks like we better find him some leg, 'AAGGHHAHG AAAAAAHH' 19: ridin' hiiaaoooh god, *CRYNICKAL* *CRICKE* 20: jeez, that was bad, he's still conscious but that was bad 21: oh hey, he's still alive. 22: HAHAHA- no. the trees prolly gonna smack him 23: *CRUOYNCK 24: 'speaking german, holy crap' 'do a flip' 25: DOOOHH, that hurt 26: *NRUNCK* *CUNK* if he wasn't dead then, he is now. 27: *SCHUNK* this is port carverton, there are no ambulances 28: both his arms, and a foot 29: *HUNK* hey it's that guy! 30: oh shiii- he got it ooohh- he don't got it, or legs 31: 5 people out of every 28 traffic collisions are fatalities. in Italy. this game does not have fatal car crashes. 32: *BRONCKS* underside though that was cool, until his brain matter splattered the rebar but still! 33: HE TEKKK! 34: ARM BREAKER. LEG BREAKER ded. HEAD BREAKER deder. 35: F____NG H__L, that was gnarly. 36: please stop aiming for the head *QWERTYUIOPCK* 37: *NCIEIWNHRBFSHBFHFJNHWF* 38: really??? 39: okay, that was intentional. 40: He was based, but now he has no base 41: that felt realistiCK* 42: the number of life, the universe and everything, and this is how it's used?! 43: faith from mirror's edge hates your guts 44: OOOHHH, op he's fine 45: pathetic 46: ouch 47: now he won't be able to game again 48: *KCARC* 49: tap on the head. 50: SUCKYSUCKYSUUUUCK

5:32 completeley breaks arm "yeah dude!"

WHAT

Good 😂❤

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I'm online rn if you wanna do some more

very nice

1:52 cuete rompe huesos

Hello dear Swixtor, I wish to inquire about your status and identity. I have reason to believe you are an impostor. Yours truly, Kingy

i love your videos Do not trust kingy, he is the old Swixtor

do not trust kingy

man i'm a big fan i appreciate the new upload keep it up bro! thumbsup

0:26 huggy wuggy

Here's a funny: RULES: 50000 Dead; 25000 DOI; 10000 KO; Head impacts always kill; chest impacts KO under 25000 and kill over 25000 fail 1: pitiful fail 2: Physiotherapy, 2 months fail 3: unnecessary fail 4: mean fail 5: face-splattering, but otherwise fine fail 6: at least he didn't break his skull fail 7: still got one arm you can thumb up with fail 8: he's dead, Jim fail 9: hahaha-oohh fail 10: what's with skateboarding and hand injuries? fail 11: hey, he's still conscious enough to roll 12: stop landing on your hands 13: bruh 14: that sharks got a meal 15: just bruises. walk it off. 16I'll give it an B, BRUTAL 17: STOP LANDING ON YOUR F**KING HANDS 18: A KNOCKOUT! 19: that's a D, DISMAL 20: now he can't walk 21: that's not dead, that's f**king dead 22: boring 23: lucky 24: i'll admit, that was rather funny 25: you're not even hurt 26: he at least managed to descend, and remain conscious for 5 more seconds 27: Ribs grow back 28: faceplant 29: he can swim, right/ 30: paralyzed from the waist down cont.

0:59 spin lol😂

😂WOW😂

00:38 dam

he comeback!!🎉

Hooray he's back

He’s so scared of dying that he’s moving a lot

THE BEST SWIXTOR!!!!🎉🎉🎉

Rip siwxs old account

Make the gmod ragdoll videos!!