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Nia been there from day one for real 😂

This reminds me of when my dad starts laugh way too hard and i end up laughing just as hard.

Nia is so funny but she’s dumb 😂

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I love how people keep saying pit bulls have to be trained to be mean...NO, they have to have the MEAN trained out of them! They are naturally mean, nasty and vicious! And if they see you as a threat they don't just bite..they rip and tear at your flesh until someone stops them or you die. That's the truth about pit bulls. And yes, they should be BANNED!

Definitely guilty of the ball adjustment in public 😂. I just do it not even realizing it .

The first cowboys were black

My counselor made the exact same point about people with adhd struggling with how things are set up but how we'd absolutely crush if society had evolved naturally. She also loved booze lmao yeehaw

If my 16 sister was dating a 22 year old he'd definitely be getting fucked up

I wanna see ripped Bill Burr haha

Bill saying an alligator gar looked evil is hilarious

I've never had a problem with public breastfeeding. I've had lots of problems with public baby crying. If public breastfeeding stops public baby crying I gladly accept that trade.

06:16 Bills laugh and impression of that clown is frighteningly accurate. If he never made it from Stand up he would've been the GOAT of annoying clowns!

Man I've been looking for this clip forever!

He's never funny. Just mean and boring.

Hello Bill 👋🙌

The fingerprint joke yes yes yes yes car dealership's lie all the time.

People who care about public breastfeeding are cringe. Its just bullshit purity culture.

NICE TACKLE! Lol

6:43-7:03 😆

YESSSSSX 😩😩

"Im gettin my day started" 😅😅😅😅😅😅

Hey Bill, which country outside of the US do you enjoy touring the most and which did you find the most enjoyable visiting from a tourist aspect?

I died when he got back to the ad reads I forgot he was doing them too

I'm married and I used to be a great wing man for my bro. Problem is, he would never make his move... Wasted use of my skills

Anybody think its weird that feminists defend breast feeding in public and at the same time are cheerleaders for abortion? Anyone?

Sham 69

I noticed the tribe didn’t put drinking water first… they’re just anti-progress

I needed a Tom Segura crying laugh today ❤️ 😂

Leftover crack sucks

My brother-in-law changed his chit because my sister didn't allow him to play video games, while she was at dental school (yes, she thinks shes a doctor MD). Now she is so superior to the rest of the World that she doesn't have any friends from the (any) past. I'm pretty sure she's narcissistic, and bipolar. I feel sorry for him, because he's a great guy.

I like how a guy playing video games is a problem, but a woman binging tv shows and scrolling on her phone isn't. I'm not saying playing for 10 hrs everyday is good, just that there's nothing wrong with playing and socializing with your friends. Its a fun time with the guys and we as men need that sort of thing. I don't even play games myself and haven't for many years. I just find it incredibly ridiculous that when men find something fun to do like play video games with their friends, it suddenly becomes a problem and those guys are lame or losers, yet women can do mindless shit just a soften and nobody says a thing about it.

Bills F1 impression at 27:16 is amazing

Here's another angle. I don't think he felt bad about it when it happened. I think once he realized he and the girl were getting back together, and he felt fear disguised as shame, not guilt. He knows he did it, so why would he "feel" guilt? He wouldn't. He felt shame because he feared what the girl and others would think.

It’s crazy how perfect they match in being amicably opposite.

I worked a dunk tank when I was 14 or 15. It was glorious.

The way that his fans feel a need to say “crap” or “sh*t” at every other word.

Shes adorable ❤

Nia´s whole argument is just to act more and more offended by the word "ammo"

Nia's taste in music ❤

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Bill, how badass that you are a drummer. I'm 58. Been playing since I was 8. I dig your preferred single rack tom set up. But, the cool factor with any kit layout is having 2 floor Tom's. Heres a few inspirational heros you should check out. Clive Burr Iron Maiden Tommy Aldrige/ Pat Travers, Black Oak, Ozzy Osbourne Jerry Gaskill/ KingsX **check those cats out!!

6:58 lmao 30:50 Bill Burr fighting for the Everyman

Breast feeding and jacking it. Both are natural.... and both can be a source of nutrition 🤷‍♂️ technically...

bro if ur kid isnt the greatest blessing in your life idk what is

You don’t need dental insurance to see a dentist. In addition, Dental insurance only pays up to $1000 per year and major procedures like a crown they’ll only pay half of the cost. So if the crown is 1200 they will pay 600 and then you only have $400 remaining. Plus you have to wait one year of having dental insurance before they will start covering anything major. So just pay out-of-pocket and a teeth cleaning is $100 and a deep clean root scale in planning is like 600 out-of-pocket.

You plant raspberry bushes or something where the grass used to be. It'll draw in birds who'll shit all over his car.

this is fucking hilarious, specially the one about the breastfeeding reaction! Love the chemistry!

1:04 1950s music

Listen to my fave rock bands : At the drive in (more punk rock) And The mars Volta (more experimental) and then Antemasque (easier listening less hard rock more people can listen to) All these have same two guys in it and then random others in the band! Amazingly talented lead singer Cedric and the composer and guitarist among other things Omar Rodriguez Lopez