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I hate crowd work, so thank you.

Eeh. Not funny...

Not biased

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If you’re voting for Kamala Harris and tampon Timmy, you’ll never see me at one of your shows

Trump 2024

TRUMP 2024!!!

Its not a rumor brother this is what the party im assuming you vote for does.

It's not a 'fake rumor', it literally happened under his watch by his directive.

Bad

lol

It was actually Hilary Clinton that called him Tampon Tim

You need a tampon you ask me.

you need a new act, this is bad

"used to" get nosebleeds?

I’m actually from Minnesota and The conservatives are right on this one.. There are tampon machines in almost every boys bathroom.

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Now I do not know if this was him who did this but it is absolutely true in Minnesota schools at least the two I went to and three I visited have tampons in the men's bathroom Again don't know if this is him or just some other bulshit but this isn't a fake news or anything this is real

Weak. You're other vid was funny.

I freaking love Matt 😂 His dry humor is amazing.

I love that there wasnt any one punchline it was just hilarious 😂😂

I thought he said it was hard to raise your kids on the train!

3:03 it should be the Dutch flag, the Dutch were there before the British; the original (European) settlement of New York City was originally called New Amsterdam 4:39 forced the colonies to import sugar only from Britain, not from anywhere else 9:03 those were 'territories', not proper colonies; and would've been mostly empty at the time 9:27 there's a popular brand of beer named Samuel Adams, made in Boston, named after that guy 11:51 flag of Vermont, which was an independent state for a few years around that time. 'Vermont' translates into 'Green Mountain' in French 17:35 the "bullet" that goes into a musket (old-timey gun/rifle)

Cancelled? Woke? Boomer here. Star Trek 'cancelled' taken off air in south, black woman kissing Mr Spock. Stand Ups were arrested on stage for penis jokes. Lucille Ball couldn't say she was pregnant on her own show. Couples slept in separate beds on TV. The mere sound of ARchie Bunker flushing his toilet made the news papers(old timey internet). Cancel is not new and used to be enforced police and was a conservative thing. LOL.

This is better comedy than most of what I've seen recently

Hey Matt nobody has commented on this video in 12 years so I just wanted to chime in and say I love your comedy.

More like stepping in lukewarm water park water. Like, as in "body temperature".

You are a great accomplished comedian I’ve done this several times to see if I can get someone to even review my material… But will you please watch some videos and honestly let me know if I’m in any good…. Giving this a shot I will subscribe hopefully you shall as well…nasal touching ..lol

Gets easier when they're older. My sister and I are 5 years apart and it took until highschool for us to really become close. Now she's my best friend

Family vacations are the best when everyone is free to split off and go do their own thing like half the time but still all come back together for at least a couple hours a day before going back to the hotel or whatever

Asks a question but doesn’t let him talk lol

This is the result of doing too many child centered activities with your kids and not enough family centered activities.

Even if they were close in age doesn't mean they will have common interests. I have twin nephews and they are nothing alike.

I think your kids are just different from each other. My sister and I are 6 years apart but we both have common interest like fruit picking and hiking.

The coolest Matt..

I’m a non-binary person but I look like a female but I don’t identify as male and female at the same time and also neither. Maybe your daughter is like this and helps to have definitions

A pineapple is ripe when it's turn yellow.

Lol

“Rachel Profiling” 🤣

He's woke 12:00

No good

I kinda feel like all the Jew jokes might have been too niche. I found them all much funnier then the audience 😅 The bagel thing had me and my mom in stitches.

I'm glad I stopped listening to all those podcasts for a moment in order to watch this. Thanks for the hilarious jokes, and keep up the great writing!

He’s so funny!!

This mor@n can't see past the end of his woke nose...

Nonstop punchlines. It was great! Good misdirection too

Love

The Ricky sent me

This material would've been funny in the 90s when it was still relevant. This stuff is for aging crowd.

Damn man this was hilarious. Hope this blows up, it's better than some other specials I've seen in the last year.