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Lord Ha Ha of Swanscombe
United Kingdom
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I live in the Swiss Alps in a fabulous castle high in the mountains with my rich and beautiful girlfriend the Contessa Bianca di Chianti who enjoys the occasional libation and makes my life a misery.
My family go back to the 6th Century and we were bowmen of note, the longbow being our weapon of choice.
Our family motto is: Ma prochaine flèche va droit dans ton cul.
We all spoke French back then and loosely translated it says, My next arrow is going right up your arse.
Here are some of my adventures that I have recorded to keep myself busy and cheerful.
Lord Beowulf Ha Ha of Swanscombe.
My family go back to the 6th Century and we were bowmen of note, the longbow being our weapon of choice.
Our family motto is: Ma prochaine flèche va droit dans ton cul.
We all spoke French back then and loosely translated it says, My next arrow is going right up your arse.
Here are some of my adventures that I have recorded to keep myself busy and cheerful.
Lord Beowulf Ha Ha of Swanscombe.
Four Words that can Change Your Life
Follow this simple plan and your life will improve immeasurably. The plan is simple but we are complicated people so it might take a bit of time and effort but the rewards are well worth it.
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Addictive behaviour that is good for you.
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This addictive behaviour is life enhancing and will make you feel better in no time. Try it for a day, a week, a month and you will be addicted too.
The Police, The School and Me
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A sad, but funny tale of the state of education, how the police came to call me and why I haven't been on line much in the past few days. Hope you like what I have to say. Do please leave any comments and I will respond, especially if they are abusive, negative or downright rude. Ha Ha. Laytar.
How to stop feeling Lonely in one easy video.
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Hamlet by William Shakespeare. Act IV Scene 5: Claudius makes the speech, "When sorrows come, they come not as single spies. But Battalions" If you need help with any of the problems that life throws at us. Come and talk to me. We can talk in private, I will never tell anyone else what we talk about. I will never record or use anything you ever say to me, not matter how bad it is. I won't judge...
I know why the World's Population is falling.
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You are being fed a lie by Extinction Rebellion, Stop Oil and all the other little distractions that gnaw away at your peace of mind. Call me an old fool... tell me I'm wrong. Stop listening to this bullshit and start having sex and babies and be happy.
4 Ways to start recovering from Loneliness in 1 week.
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This is hard to get your head around but, you are where you are today. Not only that, but you are exactly where you are meant to be. That is the start of your recovery from Loneliness. Acceptance is the key.
A member of the Royal Family and Me .
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The Royal Family and how I was taught to read maps by one of them. Steam, Donald Rumsfeld and other stuff you didn't know.
Recover from Loneliness with this one simple tip.
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This looks easy but it might take you a bit of time to get used to this. It's a big factor in Loneliness, worrying about how people see you. Don't do their thinking for them, don't worry about what they think. That is just corrosive and it will keep you Lonely for a long time, if you let it. Start now, you are unique, let the World know just how incredible you are.
Getting in the poo with The Eagles
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Charles Berthoud is here: ua-cam.com/video/X5n6Cn5Guqc/v-deo.html Rick Beato is here: ua-cam.com/video/E5lY_DbUsok/v-deo.html will I get slapped with a copyright notice too? I do have previous for getting in the poo... so probably I will.
Charities that pretend
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I have written to a number of charities that tell me Loneliness is an enormous problem, they say they are commited to finding a solution to help these Lonely people. I explain to them that I have an answer to these poor people's problems and these same charities sign off their reply to me with, thanks but we can handle it ourselves. Oh really? To my untrained eye, this looks like fundraising un...
Overcome Loneliness with some simple steps.
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A little about the person who is taking you through the solution to Loneliness, me. I will be honest with you and it is important that you are honest with yourselves too, if you want to lose these feelings of Loneliness. It's a simple programme for complicated people.
Zadok, Jimi, Bob and Mick.
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Music affects this old man, often profoundly. It helps connect me with my mis-spent youth. Just to clarify one point before I get letters... I know Little Red Rooster wasn't by Bobby Womak, it's by Willie Dixon. Bobby Womak and his sister-in-law Shirley wrote It's All Over Now. Glad I cleared that up before another deluge of opprobrium descends upon me yet again. Here are some of my memories, s...
My sincere and heartfelt apologies to anyone about whom I have been rude or insulted in any way
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I am apologising to the following people listed below who have unwittingly been mentioned by me in order for me to bring oxygen and attention to a cause very close to my heart. That is the pernicious, corrosive and ubiquitous form of mental torture called Loneliness. I have suffered from Loneliness at times in my life and I have discovered a simple and effective way of stopping it. I have lived...
Joyce Grenfell, Marshall Dillon and Me
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Today was the first occasion in Britain where you needed to show photo ID in order to cast your vote. There were bound to be teething problems and just a few of them happened early on in the day. Your intrepid early morning reporter was at the Polling Station at 0730 hours to test the new arrangements. Here are my findings, as usual with plenty of comedy material to report.
Drunks, Romans, rockets and horse's arses.
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The Rolling English Road. Before the Roman came to Rye or out to Severn strode The rolling English drunkard made the rolling English road. A reeling road, a rolling road that rambles round the shire And after him the parson ran, the sexton and the squire. A merry road, a mazy road and such as we did tread. The night we went to Birmingham by way of Beachy Head. G K Chesterton.
Why Charlton Athletic is named after a famous highwayman and other confusing stuff
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Why Charlton Athletic is named after a famous highwayman and other confusing stuff
My mate Gawl from Charlton in Sarf London
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My mate Gawl from Charlton in Sarf London
Stop Oil mountaineer Marcus Decker gets 2 years in prison. Ha ha.
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Stop Oil mountaineer Marcus Decker gets 2 years in prison. Ha ha.
Antique Shows, Drew's new teeth and other stuff
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Antique Shows, Drew's new teeth and other stuff
LOLOLOL
Lord H you are right I didn't know that! I'm also a friend of Gaw
You have my commiserations if you are a friend of his. He's an awful man. Ha ha.
Drew, lay off the booze and ciggies mate, you look terrible!
Really? And I'm only 74 so thank you for that Tiger.
Blumin heck you aged Drew 😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you Steve, and I'm only 74.
That’s why we should not use Eagles music nor do covers of their music here on UA-cam whether with or without permission. Good thing I use a picture of Don Henley in the Honorable Mentions in my video “TOP 30 BEST SINGING DRUMMERS EVER!” so I don’t get in trouble with him
I am with the Duke of Wellington on this... publish and be damned. Haha 🧐
Yip.
Left to right, what are the books on your shelf?
Bulgakov, Master and Margarita, Dostoevsky, Crime and Punishment. Dostoevsky, The Idiot. Forsythe, The Devil's Alternative. Martell, The Life of Pi. Forsythe, The Day of the Jackal. Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird. Joyce, Ulysses. Vonnegut, Hocus Pocus. Orwell, Animal Farm. Nineteen Eighty Four. Elroy, The Big Nowhere. Various Simenon's Maigret, Wolfe, Bonfire of the Vanities. Booth, The All True Adventures and the Rare Education of the Daredevil Daniel Bones. Fowles, The Magus.
Habits are so easily formed because, whether we recognise and acknowledge it, or not, we LIKE routine. The whole world is governed by routine. Even our sun appears every morning and goes away every evening. Go out tonight and observe the stars. Exactly a year later, observe them again and they will be in precisely the same positions as the previous year. Eclipses repeat every 18 years. Children especially crave routine. Tea-time, playtime, bath-time, story-time, bed-time. As close to the same time, every day, as possible. Break that routine and it's almost inevitably a case of "tears before bedtime". To see how easy it is to form a habit, for three days in a row, when the alarm goes off, hit the snooze button and then see how difficult it is NOT to hit that snooze button, on day four. Then, for three days, get out of bed at the first alarm, without hitting the snooze button. Come day four, you'll not even think of pressing the snooze button. Bad habit - Good habit. Simple as that.
Often, when times are bad, it becomes difficult to decide what is a good habit and what is not. People will treat pain with alcohol, over eating, drugs, gambling and any number of negative habits that don't help them at all. The secret is to identify and adopt good habits or addictive behaviour. Not easy but awareness can help.
Local drain here. My negativity will floor you. Can't wait to come home to laugh hysterically.
You seem content enough with it though.
Doctor's don't actually give placebo pills for anything, but rather they are used in scientific studies for control groups, lol, but overall cool video and good advice. I'm surprised youtube is reccomending these very low view videos these days. Also, it was unclear what was the addicitve behaviour that's good, I guess the going outside, but I don't know if I'd describe it as addictive, good for you yes, but addictive, I don't know
The addictive behaviour is smiling at people and getting smiles back. It's getting a positive response to doing something positive, a win win all round.
this video is a masterpiece
Thank you Guy.
I made a heliopile, steam engine for my science class project when I was 13. I had to get a special permit and prove it was safe before displaying it in class, but it was by far the coolest thing that year. I used a simple reservoir in the middle, with a stem pipe on either end, and as the flame burner in the middle heated the water in the center reservoir, the steam pushed out of either pipe and caused rotation! It was so genius yet so simple. A fond memory of mine. Thanks for the video.
How cool is that. We made steam engines at our school, small brass cylinder and piston, we cast our flywheels out of aluminium in sand and made our boiler out of copper which we soldered by hand. But that isn't as clever as your heliopile. The evolution of ideas huh.
I would say this, the change of the climate globally, is real. But the understanding of it has been intentionally perverted into a scare campaign by the media. Climate change is a regular natural occurrence dependent on many factors, that are far larger than the human species ability to interface with. These are stratospheric, solar, lunar, and tectonic motions that naturally occur and change the climate on a regular basis. Regular in this circumstance being on a timeline of tens of thousands, to hundreds of thousands of years. Think of the occurrence of ice ages and the like over time, before modern technology and pollutants in the ecosystem. This is natural, and not manmade. Not only that, the forces of nature that cause these temperature and climate changes on our planet are far beyond our ability to manipulate, and doing so would definitely damage this planet regardless. People need to be properly educated on the workings of the Earth, instead of being manipulated for material gains.
I don't seem to be able to find your email anywhere, could you kindly leave it in a reply?
Sure, it's lordhaha1949@hotmail.com
Love gaining an understanding of your perspective here. Think I'll take a page out of my book today and let you write it instead, give your content a watch. I hope you are well!
I am fine thank you.
Wonderful display of tactile and useful information. This is my first video of yours, you've earned my subscription. Thank you for your time.
Thank you for your kind comments, I apprecitate you writing and thank you for your subscription. I will do my best to talk to everyone with a little humour in between.
Well done Simon
Thanks mate, it works if you work it... it don't if you don't.
Are you ok?
I am absolutely fine thank you for asking.
@@LordHaHa1949are you sure?
I really do enjoy your posts. You are a bit like me with this present day technology. I know just enough to get myself in trouble and not enough to get out of it. Love from across the Pond.
Thank you for your kind comment Delton. I don't need technology to get me into trouble, somehow it just finds me and before I know it, I am in the poo again. Ha Ha.
@@LordHaHa1949 Once, many many years ago in my youth, someone with an agenda tried to blackmail me with something I had done.
Blast these thumbs! Anyway, I countered them with, "I don't need any help getting into trouble. I can do that just fine all by my self".
Very glad you are back. I was watching out to see if you had posted. Just a thought Jay is very handy with tec, so if you get stuck give him a bell.
Will do mate. Cheers.
My new fav UA-camr
Fanks kiddo, (takes a bow, curtsies and leaves the stage in tears) haha.
When I’m in times of trouble I listen to great gig in the sky. Thank you for the video.
Which gig would that be flim? Is there only one? Where should I listen to hear it?
@@LordHaHa1949 it’s a song by pink floyd, on their album dark side of the moon. Have a wonderful day.
@@Aisatsana1971 I didn't know that film, so that's one for my repertoire. I was never a Floyd fan, apart from Keith Floyd of course haha.
I notice that youve taken a leaf out of the Government and the World Economic forum by removing my comment when exposing them for their corruption. I shall now unsubscribe from your channel as I believe that censorship on matters of great concern are one of the greatest threats to free speech and democracy faced by mankind.
I haven't removed anything mate. It's not my style to remove posted comments that I disagree with. In some of my videos, I even suggest that I will read out rude or abusive messages, so it would be unlikely to be me. I advocate free speech along with humour in all its guises. I may not find it funny, but that is a matter of taste. So, as this is not a departure lounge and you are not an aeroplane. You do not need to announce your flounce as you leave... just be careful not to catch your arse in the door on your way out. Goodbye.
Plagiarised (but none the worse, for that) although acknowledgement should be afforded, where due. “What other people think and say about you is none of your business. The most destructive thing you would ever do is to believe someone else's opinion of you. You have to stop letting other people's opinions control you.” ― Roy T. Bennett, The Light in the Heart
I think you will find that it is a loose quote from the Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous which was written in 1939. I wonder if your author whose book was published in 2020 has credited Bill and Bob the founders of AA for using his words? I doubt it, don't you. Thank you for your message, I hope you like what I am doing and if I can help in any way. To quote a fictional radio psychiatrist... I'm listening. Tra
@@LordHaHa1949 Thanks for pointing out the AA origin. I was not aware of that. I like what you give out so far and your delivery of it. t's very inspiring (a much needed force, to hopefully help offset some of the negativity which abounds, today). Looking forward to seeing more.
Eleanor Roosevelt is attributed the quote according to Google.
@@garywse7 If Google say so, then it must be a fact. The interweb is the fount of all knowledge (according to those who don't read books)
@@LordHaHa1949 like everything else on the interweb it's probably all bollocks 😂
Talking shite
This is Justin Welby's warm-up man
That must be a labour of love mate. Ha ha.
Spot on
Thank you Lorraine.
I had forgotten about Hero thanks for reminding me.
Alexander Hero, a Greek / Egyptian lived 20-50BCE my pleasure old mate. Come see me, invest in some petrol you tight bastard and get over for some great coffee. I am only drinking Ethiopian Yergacheffe and it's magical and fucking expensive but I don't drink as you know.
I think the loneliest I have ever felt was when I was married. It is entirely possible to be alone in a crowd, or indeed in the illusion of a relationship.
Yep, I have the T shirt for that one too mate.
Well done very illuminating .
Thank you James.
So proud of you dad ❤
Thank you my darling daughter XXX
Another Gem X ❤
Why thank you mate X
Absolutely love the track hey joe, that's the tune that got me into Hendrix
You have excellent taste in music James I have seen some of your tracks that you put up on Facebum,. Hendrix was a force for good, I liked him a lot.
Keep going Simon, love what you are doing so keep it up. Personally I thought you were being a bit tame and I would like to state for the record throughout all the time we have had a little banter you have never once offended me. So bloody well keep going it,s all good fun.
Thanks mate praise from Caesar indeed. I don't really do offensive unless someone is a proper Charlie and then I am a handful but mostly I just take the pics and pull people's legs haha
Bro you have nothing to apologise for irs just a joke keep making awesome videos
There is method in my madness mate, it's all about promoting Loneliness, have a watch of that one and tell me what you think.
Bro youre super funny keep it up
Funny? Me funny? Nah, you must be confusing me with someone else haha.
Wot no list?
Isn't it there, it should be, it took two bloody hours to go through each video, check spelling of names etc
I agree Gary, I really liked this one .
Interesting. Shows that self-important poll workers exist in places other than the US. Wokesters, eh?
There are lots of things that exist outside the US mate. Ha Ha.
@@LordHaHa1949 Very much understood, sir. Just an observation. Such occurrences have been happening here for many years. Small local bureaucrats, you understand. Have a good day and keep the faith.
A ubixitous bunch I am afraid, all over the World. Ha Ha.
Best one yet
Thank you. Encouragement is a great driver of productivity.
Bro wre you British
I am English fishy. I have Belgian ancestry but I was born in England. Where are you from?
Ireland bro
Good man. I have many Irish books on my shelf, James Joyce, Brendan Behan, Roddy Doyle to name a few. Are you in Eire or NI?
Eire bro on top dublin
We know that you make things up... Just a quick clarification as you seem to be getting confused again😅 the Lord Ha Ha prop isn't a microphone it's a flash unit from an old camera I had hoped that you would be able to make the connection with cameras and you're foray into making gaffes with your videos online but it seems that once again you're bewildered and confused. Looking forward to seeing your next video and watching you making more hilarious mistakes ! Comedy gold mate, comedy gold 😂😊
I know what it is. I was making a joke about Lord Haw Haw using a 40s mike, hence the start of the video with him using his intro. 'Germany calling Germany calling'. He was famous for it.Although discoraged, at least 6 million Britons tuned in to his broadcasts. His name was William Joyce an Irish American and he was shot by British Military Intelligence in May 1944. Confused, I ain't matey.
Please can you tell us all about Charlton Athletic playing at their home ground THE DEN again. 😂😂😂😂🎉
I know... it was said for comedic effect. Please see the notes attached to this video.
Interesting video
Thank you
@@LordHaHa1949 welcome
Coq and balls
That's what I just wrote. Are you copying me? Ha Ha.
Very good, oh and in my opinion quite a lot of TV is drivel and the off button is the best button.
Thanks for your support James and I agree. I have to be very selective with what I watch.
What a cock!😊
If you are talking about me... I agree mate. Ha ha.
Well done Simon.Keep it up.
Thanks mate, I am doing my best haha.
Bona work Badge chum
Yay, today I found out how to reply to comments... Now fuck off. Ha ha.
The annoying background noise is also present in this beautifully crafted rant. Sounds like you are recording this next to a washing machine 🎉
De washin' doesn't do itself in dis house. You is lucky I wasn't singin' 'Doo Dah Doo Dah'
What's the background noise ? it's really annoying and frankly ruins an otherwise wonderful piece to camera🎉
That is the sound of my brain working to full capacity.