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EspressoSteampunk
United States
Приєднався 10 жов 2008
Video game comedy, expressed through your screen to give you that uplifting buzz. Just because the content is sometimes mature doesn't mean we have to be!
Ghost Recon of Christmas Present
Stoner Stream: Ghost Recon Breakpoint, pt 13.
Merry Christmas! I enjoy some Blue Pave, as we "unwrap" a new, silly-looking gun that works great. We get softlocked in a helicopter crash, and find ourselves ever closer to Paula Madera's frozen yogurt of a husband. -- Watch live at www.twitch.tv/espressosteampunk
Merry Christmas! I enjoy some Blue Pave, as we "unwrap" a new, silly-looking gun that works great. We get softlocked in a helicopter crash, and find ourselves ever closer to Paula Madera's frozen yogurt of a husband. -- Watch live at www.twitch.tv/espressosteampunk
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High Fantasy: a Stoner's Guide to Baldur's Gate 3 (Act 1, episode 17)
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The only way out of the creche is through violence. We learn the downside of trying to cast too many Grease spells, listen to ELminster go on and on and on, and also talk about how threesomes have kinda barely intersected with our lives. Watch live at www.twitch.tv/espressosteampunk
Ghost (Recon) of Christmas Past
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Stoner Stream: Ghost Recon Breakpoint, pt 12. Espresso Steampunk enjoys some Gruntz, wraps things up with Carrrrrl, and goes on a stream-of-consciousness ramble while trapped in an office building. Merry Christmas Eve, boils and ghouls! Watch live at www.twitch.tv/espressosteampunk
High Fantasy: a Stoner's Guide to Baldur's Gate 3 (Act 1, episode 16)
7 годин тому
We make our way into the Githyanki creche while smoking Gruntz, an indica with Espresso's favorite terpene, farnesene. The Githyanki fights are a bit tougher than we recall, and also they nerfed Mavis's Tempestuous Flight! :O But we still have a blast, so come play along! Watch live at www.twitch.tv/espressosteampunk
High Fantasy: a Stoner's Guide to Baldur's Gate 3 (Act 1, episode 15)
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SoulHiatus is enjoying an edible while Espresso's still riding high on White Truffles x Kush Mints (from earlier). We make our way towards the Githyanki creche, have a bit too much fun with firewine, and discuss awkward dating scenarios. Watch live at www.twitch.tv/espressosteampunk
Stoner Stream: Ghost Recon Breakpoint, pt 11
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Espresso Steampunk tries a new strain: White Truffle x Kush Mints! We finally meet both Caaaarrrrl and our next anime villain, Ilsa Herzog Ze German. Ooo, and we finally deliver on that new helicopter! Watch live at www.twitch.tv/espressosteampunk
Stoner Stream: Ghost Recon Breakpoint, pt 10
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Steamy-P enjoys some Biscotti Mint Sherbet and finally finally! catches up to Flycatcher. I get a little lost, but I have plenty to talk about. Most importantly, we learn what a poser Flycatcher is IRL along the way. Watch live at www.twitch.tv/espressosteampunk
High Fantasy: a Stoner's Guide to Baldur's Gate 3 (act 1, episode 14)
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We "burn through" Waukeen's Rest so quick that we leave a side quest dangling unfinished. But more importantly, we talk our way past Harley Quinn and some Githyanki, then prank the heck out of those obnoxious Death Shepherds! Watch live at www.twitch.tv/espressosteampunk
Stoner Stream: Ghost Recon Breakpoint, pt 9
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We are so close to Flycatcher that we have a bit too much fun with helicopters. We also get interrupted by the roommate twice, and have to end the stream abruptly. All in a day's work! Watch live at www.twitch.tv/espressosteampunk
Stoner Stream: Ghost Recon Breakpoint, pt 8
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Espresso Steampunk had a rough week, and talks about it to justify getting wicked high. Just as the mission gets on track, he loses connection to the server, so this is a short one.... but a challenge if you're playing along! Watch live at www.twitch.tv/espressosteampunk
Stoners Attempt to Defeat Dragon Age: Veilguard (episode 9)
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Episode 9. After smoking too much Lemon Cherry Gelato, we run in circles a bit while knocking out some side quests. We discuss ninjas in the 90s, and martial arts movies in general. Watch live at www.twitch.tv/espressosteampunk
Stoner Stream: Ghost Recon Breakpoint, pt 7
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Getting way too high on Blue Pave and Lemon Cherry Gelato while flying solo tonight. We wrap up a couple loose ends and start budgeting for our dream choppa. Watch live at www.twitch.tv/espressosteampunk
Stoner Stream: Super Patriotism Thanksgiving America Ghost Recon Breakpoint, pt 6
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We buckle down on the storyline. We also get way too deep in the Blue Pave and Lemon Cherry Gelato, and I ramble about like, everything, and also mutter-sing badly. Watch live at www.twitch.tv/espressosteampunk
High Fantasy: A Stoner's Guide to Baldur's Gate 3 (Act 1, episode 13)
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We take a mystery edible and get our first romance scenes with Asterion and Shadowheart www.twitch.tv/espressosteampunk Bad AI art included for free! Subscribe for a pizza roll!
Stoners Attempt to Defeat Dragon Age: Veilguard (Episode 8)
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We enjoy the strain, Lemon Cherry Gelato, and watch Harding get rock hard with her new abilities. www.twitch.tv/espressosteampunk Bad AI art included for free! Subscribe for a pizza roll!
High Fantasy: a Stoner's Guide to Baldur's Gate 3 ( Act 1, Episode 12)
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High Fantasy: a Stoner's Guide to Baldur's Gate 3 ( Act 1, Episode 12)
High Fantasy: a Stoner's Guide to Baldur's Gate 3 ( Act 1, Episode 11)
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High Fantasy: a Stoner's Guide to Baldur's Gate 3 ( Act 1, Episode 11)
High Fantasy: a Stoner's Guide to Baldur's Gate 3 ( Act 1, Episode 10)
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High Fantasy: a Stoner's Guide to Baldur's Gate 3 ( Act 1, Episode 10)
Stoners Attempt to Defeat Dragon Age: Veilguard (Episode 7)
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Stoners Attempt to Defeat Dragon Age: Veilguard (Episode 7)
Stoners Attempt to Defeat Dragon Age: Veilguard (Episode 6)
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Stoners Attempt to Defeat Dragon Age: Veilguard (Episode 6)
High Fantasy: a Stoner's Guide to Baldur's Gate 3 ( Act 1, Episode 9)
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High Fantasy: a Stoner's Guide to Baldur's Gate 3 ( Act 1, Episode 9)
Stoners Attempt to Defeat Dragon Age: Veilguard (Episode 5)
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Stoners Attempt to Defeat Dragon Age: Veilguard (Episode 5)
Stoners Attempt to Defeat Dragon Age: Veilguard (Episode 4)
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Stoners Attempt to Defeat Dragon Age: Veilguard (Episode 4)
High Fantasy: a Stoner's Guide to Baldur's Gate 3 ( Act 1, Episode 8)
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High Fantasy: a Stoner's Guide to Baldur's Gate 3 ( Act 1, Episode 8)
Stoners Attempt to Defeat Dragon Age: Veilguard ( Episode 3)
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Stoners Attempt to Defeat Dragon Age: Veilguard ( Episode 3)
Stoners Attempt to Defeat Dragon Age: Veilguard ( Episode 2)
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Stoners Attempt to Defeat Dragon Age: Veilguard ( Episode 2)
Stoners Attempt to Defeat Dragon Age: Veilguard
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Stoners Attempt to Defeat Dragon Age: Veilguard
Stoner Stream, Ghost Recon Breakpoint, pt 5
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Stoner Stream, Ghost Recon Breakpoint, pt 5
High Fantasy: a Stoner's Guide to Baldur's Gate 3 ( Act 1, Episode 7)
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High Fantasy: a Stoner's Guide to Baldur's Gate 3 ( Act 1, Episode 7)
High Fantasy: a Stoner's Guide to Baldur's Gate 3 ( Act 1, Episode 6)
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High Fantasy: a Stoner's Guide to Baldur's Gate 3 ( Act 1, Episode 6)
I really used to like your videos! If you can or want to comeback i would appreciate it!
Thank you for your kind words. You may be pleased to hear that we're back with what little time we have in the day! We're doing "the Stoner's Guide to BG3" together M-TH at 7pm on twitch, and I do casual streams when I game alone over the weekends. All the videos get backed up on our channel here. Hope you have fun!
You're pretty good
Please continue the series!
Thank you for the encouraging comment! :D I promise there's more coming. It was taking about 1 hour of editing for every 15 minutes of footage, which is not sustainable. We're changing up our methods of recording and editing so that we can streamline the process and give everyone the content they crave. We're in post-production for 4 more hours of gameplay right now, so we'll be poised to jump in once 2019 gets here. Sorry for the delay, of course-- I'd much rather be doing this than Real Lifing it, but you know how it goes!
How do you make sure the screwing of your sex ghost is consensual? This sounds an awful lot like ghost sex slavery, which is totally fine if your ghost is into it, but yeah...
That's why we liked the idea of it being a succubus.... if you feel your life force draining, you know the demon wants it! (and also the demon is taking advantage of you, which is a nice twist, question mark?)
Now I’m confused. Is this a game for people who are into sex robots or people who have a furry fetish? Or both?
Apparently you lost a whole 10% of love from giving Foxy free pizza.
Keep coming with the videos. Always fun to see how other people treated this game.
But...this games irrelevant now. Love the series. But the games kinda old for a play through video series. To be honest
I may have to play through MEA again to romance Cora...
Don't worry, only one missing ark is DLC that was never made. :(
Woolgathering sounds like a less humorous and patronizing way of saying cotton-pickin'. Doesn't roll off the tongue as well. (Insert juvenile innuendo)
Haha I've never heard of that in my life!
"Kinky sub-human man-fish stalking your deep sea submersible? Cephalopodic-Sexploits on the next, Sick Sad World."
That's somebody's something, ain't it?🤣
Fish fucking hilarious! You two made that way more entertaining than it could have been. Consider yourselves subscribed. I look forward to future interspecies perversions. Good journey. - D.E.S
Thanks a bunch, man! We're about to upload the second part of this episode; it's shorter but just as funny. Looking forward to sharing more jokes, ttyl
EspressoSteampunk Yayz!
As a short guy, I'm glad that they made the Archon short. Short people can be evil too!
I am the same way, but there's also this double-standard where tall villains are scary, but short villains simply have a "Napoleon complex," (a term which really dilutes French history but it's not American history so whatever?)... but yeah this evil boss has the babiest babyface and so we're not sure when exactly we'll be taking him seriously :D
Amazing how Liam can go from being basically a dead body to being that teammate who loses it and shoots dead bodies.
So far, audio is better in this
I think the best game in the "weird dating simulator" remains Panzermadels, the dating simulator where you date girls who also happen to be historic World War 2 tanks, where the dialog is full of references to actual quirks of namesake tanks. Here is a Let's Play narrated by a history major, with periodic soliloquies about the tanks referenced: ua-cam.com/video/yWaB9z1dwSI/v-deo.html
This is AMAZING
Hey, Liara was willing to share you. Kaidan or Ashley was all possessive. If someone's up for a poly relationship, let's not call her vanilla, okay?!
Haha I stand by my comment, Anthony! :P Traynor was way more personable! and that shower scene! ROWL
Yeah... I might have had to replay that scene a few times for... reasons... And the scene in Citadel where Traynor brings out the toothbrush and flicks it on? So much payoff! Anyway, yeah, I'm so glad they decided nipples are okay to show in MEA.
Oh, by the way, did you ever see Liara's responses to Renegade options in ME1? Hilarious! Usually renegade options turn off love interests immediately, but not so with Liara! ua-cam.com/video/sLqW61_siR8/v-deo.html
I never use consumables either. I just sell them. It saves time and inventory space.
Uh oh, I'm no good at selling things, either! :P I ended Dragon Age Inquisition with sooooo many deep mushrooms and silverite!
I have a hard time selling things! What if I need 987 containers of Eezo, unexpectedly? I turn into a canidate for an episode of Space Hoarders.
Thank goodness all the rocks and plants you gather in DAI don't count against your inventory. If I craft a few masterwork items for myself, it usually keeps things manageable. But I still have to harvest everything. The Witcher 3 is the only game where I had to break that habit, because I'd have never left the starting zone.
Also, I tend to have to mod games to remove weight limits, because going back to town to sell stuff is just not as fun. And I imagine the look on the shopkeeper's face when Geralt finally goes back and pulls 357 bloody rusty swords and clubs out of his bag of holding and the shopkeeper's just like "yeah... how 'bout I try to never piss you off..."
Sent by MBMBAM! Jumbotrons work!
It was my best idea ever-- not only do I get to expand my audience, but I'm basically guaranteed that the new viewers are rad as hell.
Yeah, this game doesn't have BioWare Edmonton animation. It's got some janky animations. You tend to either find it charming or annoying. :)
Ah, interesting. I was blissfully unaware of BioWare Edmonton. We'll try to enjoy the comedy factor of any weird animations we come across (and maybe even look forward to it)
By the way, yes, you left the Milky Way shortly before the Reapers showed up. And yes, the Council didn't have much involvement in anything. The existence of the Reapers is not general knowledge, and Sara and Scott are included in that group.
By the way, if you take the distance to Andromeda, and you divide it by the between-system speed of the Normandy in Mass Effect, you do get about 634 years. They didn't just randomly come up with it. :)
Whoooaaaaaa! Thanks for dropping that knowledge-- I am notoriously bad at maths XD
Hey dude! Heard about you from your Jumbotron in mbmbam, super stoked to find a fellow McElroy fan’s UA-cam to support 😊👍🏻👍🏻
A Father and Son LP? That always sounded awesome if you had a cool dad. I hope you have a cool dad.
Welcome to the LP. I think my dad is pretty cool, and the LP will show that he at least has a bunch of neat stories to tell. The other bonus of dragging my dad along is his attention span, which means you get bite-sized videos of 15-20 minutes or so.