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i take requests btw :)
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“sorry for party rocking” (sped up)
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song - “sorry for party rocking” artist - lmfao
she’s so nice (sped up)
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song - she’s so nice artist - pink guy it’s been a minute since i’ve uploaded, my bad guys
accidentally in love (sped up)
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song - accidentally in love artist - counting crows
the adults are talking (sped up)
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song - the adults are talking artist - the strokes
play that funky music (sped up)
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song - play that funky music artist - wild cherry
me and your momma (sped up) [8d audio]
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song - me and your momma artist- childish gambino
are we still friends? (sped up)
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song - are we still friends? artist - tyler, the creator
the fresh prince of bel air (sped up)
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the fresh prince of bel air (sped up)
welcome to the internet, havr a look around ! Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found we have mountains of content . Some better ( some worse.... ) if none of this is an interest then youd be the first!! Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat would uou like to watch the news ot any famous womens feet!!?? Theres no need to panic. This , isnt a test. Just nod or shake you head and we'll do the rest! Welcome to the internet waht would you prefer would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur? Be happy! Be h0rny! Be bursting with raaage! We got a million different ways to engange! Welcome to internet put your cares aside! Heres a tip for straining pasta and a 9yr old who died..! We got movies and doctors and fantasy spooorts! Colour pencils drawings of all the harry potter charaters f-ck eachother... welcome to the internet! Hold on to your socks that man sitting next to you kindly sent you pictures of his c-ck... its grainy. And off - putting.. he just sent you moreeeee! Don't act surprised you like it you wh-re ... se a man behead , get offended ( I have no idea what it says here ) show us pictures of you children and tell us every thought you think! Start a rumer buy a broom, send a death threat to a boomer ! dma girl a groom her ! Do a zoom or find a tumor in your... here's a healthy breakfast option.. you should kill your mom!! Heres why women never f-ck heres how you can get a build a bomb! What power rangers are you? Take this quirky quiz! Obama sent the imagrents to vaccinate your kids. Could I interest you in everything all of the time, a little bit of everything all of the time! ( IM SO TIRED ) EDIT : IM NOT DOING THE REST I CSNT BE BOTHERED
This makes me feel like I actually got a valentine on Valentine’s Day 😭💀
😈💜🔪
Rapping this from 0:33 hits different
bro listening to this makes me think of glich core lol
I love your pfp deku is so cute!
@@user-us5qo7ky1g thx
who came because of ao3
Mmmmmmmmm
Why is there no likes or comments
Welcome to the internet Have a look around Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found We've got mountains of content Some better, some worse If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first Welcome to the internet Come and take a seat Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet? There's no need to panic This isn't a test, haha Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest Welcome to the internet What would you prefer? Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur? Be happy Be horny Be bursting with rage We got a million different ways to engage Welcome to the internet Put your cares aside Here's a tip for straining pasta Here's a nine-year-old who died We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports And a bunch of colored pencil drawings Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other Welcome to the internet Hold on to your socks 'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock They are grainy and off-putting He just sent you more Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore See a man beheaded Get offended, see a shrink Show us pictures of your children Tell us every thought you think Start a rumor, buy a broom Or send a death threat to a boomer Or DM a girl and groom her Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your Here's a healthy breakfast option You should kill your mom Here's why women never fuck you Here's how you can build a bomb Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids Could I interest you in everything? All of the time? A little bit of everything All of the time Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything All of the time Could I interest you in everything? All of the time? A little bit of everything All of the time Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything All of the time You know, it wasn't always like this Not very long ago Just before your time Right before the towers fell, circa '99 This was catalogs Travel blogs A chat room or two We set our sights and spent our nights Waiting For you, you, insatiable you Mommy let you use her iPad You were barely two And it did all the things We designed it to do Now look at you, oh Look at you, you, you Unstoppable, watchable Your time is now Your inside's out Honey, how you grew And if we stick together Who knows what we'll do It was always the plan To put the world in your hand Hahaha Could I interest you in everything? All of the time A bit of everything All of the time Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything All of the time Could I interest you in everything? All of the time A little bit of everything All of the time Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything And anything and everything And anything and everything And all of the time
“Apathy’s a tragedy, and boredom is a crime.”
"anything and everything, all of the time"
@@ToBusyListeningToMikua little bit of everything all of the time
I just lipsynced the song lol Edit: I put on 2x and tried lipsyncing it again and I fell over and cried laughing
Hmph *does f*ck you meaning hand*
100th comment
Now put this video on x2 is the real challenge
My dad just told me this
Welcome to the internet Have a look around Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found We've got mountains of content Some better, some worse If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first Welcome to the internet Come and take a seat Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet? There's no need to panic This isn't a test, haha Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest Welcome to the internet What would you prefer? Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur? Be happy Be horny Be bursting with rage We got a million different ways to engage Welcome to the internet Put your cares aside Here's a tip for straining pasta Here's a nine-year-old who died We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports And a bunch of colored pencil drawings Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other Welcome to the internet Hold on to your socks 'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock They are grainy and off-putting He just sent you more Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore See a man beheaded Get offended, see a shrink Show us pictures of your children Tell us every thought you think Start a rumor, buy a broom Or send a death threat to a boomer Or DM a girl and groom her Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your Here's a healthy breakfast option You should kill your mom Here's why women never fuck you Here's how you can build a bomb Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids Could I interest you in everything? All of the time? A little bit of everything All of the time Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything All of the time Could I interest you in everything? All of the time? A little bit of everything All of the time Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything All of the time
i haven't listened to this song in sooooo long ☀️❤️✨
HAMPTER NOW OWNS THIS SONG <33
As a 2013 kid I have Older sisters So I Know this song It's the best!! ❤
Guys this song reminds me of twerk and creeg 🥺🥺
BAHA 💀
Bruh why are you laughing you goofy ahh seven year old
Real LMAOO
Is it bad that this song is the best song I have ever heard?
NOPE ITS MY FAV POOKIE!
Legal
Y’all know we’re the last generation to the lyrics to this song word by word
God loves you 😊❤
Welcome to the internet👇
"you told me to buy a pony but all i wanted was you."
2:49 1:03
high rn
Welcome to the internet Have a look around Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found We've got mountains of content Some better, some worse If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first Welcome to the internet Come and take a seat Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet? There's no need to panic This isn't a test, haha Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest Welcome to the internet What would you prefer? Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur? Be happy Be horny Be bursting with rage We got a million different ways to engage Welcome to the internet Put your cares aside Here's a tip for straining pasta Here's a nine-year-old who died We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports And a bunch of colored pencil drawings Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other Welcome to the internet Hold on to your socks 'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock They are grainy and off-putting He just sent you more Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore See a man beheaded Get offended, see a shrink Show us pictures of your children Tell us every thought you think Start a rumor, buy a broom Or send a death threat to a boomer Or DM a girl and groom her Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your Here's a healthy breakfast option You should kill your mom Here's why women never fuck you Here's how you can build a bomb Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids Could I interest you in everything? All of the time? A little bit of everything All of the time Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything All of the time Could I interest you in everything? All of the time? A little bit of everything All of the time Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything All of the time
This is faster than Eminem song🥶😭
Welcome to the internet Have a look around Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found We've got mountains of content Some better, some worse If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first Welcome to the internet Come and take a seat Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet? There's no need to panic This isn't a test, haha Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest Welcome to the internet What would you prefer? Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur? Be happy Be horny Be bursting with rage We got a million different ways to engage Welcome to the internet Put your cares aside Here's a tip for straining pasta Here's a nine-year-old who died We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports And a bunch of colored pencil drawings Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other Welcome to the internet Hold on to your socks 'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock They are grainy and off-putting He just sent you more Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore See a man beheaded Get offended, see a shrink Show us pictures of your children Tell us every thought you think Start a rumor, buy a broom Or send a death threat to a boomer Or DM a girl and groom her Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your Here's a healthy breakfast option You should kill your mom Here's why women never fuck you Here's how you can build a bomb Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids Could I interest you in everything? All of the time? A little bit of everything All of the time Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything All of the time
Ive been looking for a driver who is qualified- If you think you're the one step into my ride! Im a fine-tuned supersonic speed machine! With a sunroof top and a gangster lean! So if you feel me let me know, know, know!!! Come on now.. Whatcha waiting for, for, for? My enginges ready to expload,expload, expload! So start me up and watch me go, go, go!!! Get you where you wanna know if you know what i mean- I got a ride thats smoother than a limousine!! Can you handle the curves? Can you run all the lights? If you can baby boy, then we can go all night! 'Cause im zero to 60 in a three point five! baby you got the keys... So shut up and drive! I got a class like a '57 cadillac Got a overdrive with a whole lot of boom in the back You look like you can handle whats under my hood You keep saying that you will baby boy, i wish you would!-
LOVE THIS SONG!
Dont do drugs, kids
Stella♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
Stella❤
Welcome to the internet Have a look around Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found We've got mountains of content Some better, some worse If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first Welcome to the internet Come and take a seat Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet? There's no need to panic This isn't a test, haha Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest Welcome to the internet What would you prefer? Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur? Be happy Be horny Be bursting with rage We got a million different ways to engage Welcome to the internet Put your cares aside Here's a tip for straining pasta Here's a nine-year-old who died We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports And a bunch of colored pencil drawings Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other Welcome to the internet Hold on to your socks 'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock They are grainy and off-putting He just sent you more Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore See a man beheaded Get offended, see a shrink Show us pictures of your children Tell us every thought you think Start a rumor, buy a broom Or send a death threat to a boomer Or DM a girl and groom her Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your Here's a healthy breakfast option You should kill your mom Here's why women never fuck you Here's how you can build a bomb Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids Could I interest you in everything? All of the time? A little bit of everything All of the time Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything All of the time Could I interest you in everything? All of the time? A little bit of everything All of the time Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything All of the time You know, it wasn't always like this Not very long ago Just before your time Right before the towers fell, circa '99 This was catalogs Travel blogs A chat room or two We set our sights and spent our nights Waiting For you, you, insatiable you Mommy let you use her iPad You were barely two And it did all the things We designed it to do Now look at you, oh Look at you, you, you Unstoppable, watchable Your time is now Your inside's out Honey, how you grew And if we stick together Who knows what we'll do It was always the plan To put the world in your hand Hahaha Could I interest you in everything? All of the time A bit of everything All of the time Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything All of the time Could I interest you in everything? All of the time A little bit of everything All of the time Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything And anything and everything And anything and everything And all of the time
Excuse me what
THE BEST SONG EVER
0:26 is my favourite parttt
Thank you
We love vanelope
Okay but why does the normal version sound like Technoblade so much R.I.P king🕊️😊
from 0:42 to the end, if you put it on 2x speed it is just demonic noises
NOOOO I TRIED IT💀
It looks like scar is trying to save him in this clip for some reason.
0:19
This is like my number one favorite
Welcome to the internet! Have a look around Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found We've got mountains of content - some better, some worse If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet? There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest Welcome to thе internet! What would you prefеr? Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur? Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage! We've got a million different ways to engage Welcome to the internet! Put your cares aside Here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nine-year-old who d1ed We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings Of all the different characters in Harry Potter f**king each other Welcome to the internet! Hold on to your socks 'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his c0čk They are grainy and off-putting; he just sent you more Don't act surprised - you know you like it, you wh0re. See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink Show us pictures of your children Tell us every thought you think Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer Or DM a girl and groom her; do a Zoom Or find a tumor in your- Here's a healthy breakfast option You should k1ll your mom Here's why women never f*ck you Here's how you can build a bomb Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids Could I interest you in everything all of the time? A little bit of everything all of the time Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime Anything and everything all of the time Could I interest you in everything all of the time? A little bit of everything all of the time Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime Anything and everything all of the time 56789 You know, it wasn't always like this Not very long ago, just before your time Right before the towers fell, circa '99 This was catalogs, travel blogs A chatroom or two We set our sights and spent our nights waiting For you! You, insatiable you Mommy let you use her iPad; you were barely two And it did all the things we designed it to do Now, look at you! Oh, look at you! You, you! Unstoppable, watchable Your time is now, your inside's out, honey, how you grew And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do? It was always the plan to put the world in your hand (*Laughing hysterically*) Could I interest you in everything all of the time? A bit of everything all of the time Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime Anything and everything all of the time Could I interest you in everything all of the time? A little bit of everything all of the time Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime Anything and everything and anything and everything And anything and everything and All of the time. EDIT: HEY GUYS SORRY I JS REALISED THAT THE CREATOR DIDNT POST THE FULL SONG (PROBS CUZ OF COPYRIGHT) AND THE LYRICS ONLY GOES TO THE PART ABOVE THE NUMBERS “56789”
The song so good bro my fav song right now
THIS HITS WHAT-